/tdg/ - Total Divas General

>>884655
>summerslam

What? Is TD like 6 months behind Raw or something?

>>884661
Yes.

>>884670
Why?

>>884655
>John Cena surprises Nikki with his new stance on marriage.
cena and nikki are going to make the new GOAT cena jr

>>884680
Why wouldn't it be months behind? It's a heavily produced reality TV show, plus it's on the E! network so it has to fit in with their scheduling.

>>884680
Literally doesn't matter since it has nothing to do with RAW for the most part

You wrestle fags can make the arguement of your shit orgy as a sport but this is nowhere near a sport. Put this shit in /tv/ or the general.

>>884810
It's wrestling related /asp/ie.

>John is gonna marry based Nikki

BASED
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>>884892
>mfw series finale is john's proposal

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>that time when Titus, Heath, and Adam hitched a ride with Tyson and Nattie

>>884903
>They all went in the strip club while Nattie got drunk and pole danced except Tyson who stayed in the car, like a dog.

just remembered paige calling tyson "tgay" on the phone

nattie and tysons bullshit is so great

>>884655
>They cut Naomi
Fucking why. Her and the uso were some of the more entertaining people.

>>884680
To avoid spoiling matches or title changes, I'd imagine. I mean the diva title changes hands like once a year but still.

>>885016
dont care for naomi although she is reasonable, her uso is great. but that stuff is up to E!. maybe she wasnt getting ratings/hits or maybe they just dont like her (again she is reasonable)

>>885018
I'll miss her arse desu

>>885016
I like Nay Nay, especially her ass and tits, but her bits were always boring family crap.

Rosa coming back and she's one of the GOAT Total Divas but she's pregnant so she (probably) won't be a drunk party slut this time.

>>885018

The only time I've ever found Jimmy Uso entertaining was when he was on that show.

Oh, and that time he punched The Miz for making advances toward Naomi.

>>884655
Is any of this based in reality, or is it all scripted, which the episode descriptions make it sound like it is. Sounds cringey as fuck to be honest.

>>885131
Mostly scripted with elements of reality, like most of the stuff WWE does.

>>885131
I don't think there's an actual script so to speak but it's similar to most reality TV shows in that they put them in situations designed to make entertaining TV (often fake like when they're reacting to something), record a load of footage, and keep the 5% that makes fun TV.

>>884936
Really?

>>885084
Totally forgot about the angle with Miz. He was just trying to help her career.

>>885131
I just watched for the funny couple stuff, makes me feel what it is to have a girlfriend

I don't watch wrestling but I do watch this show.


Fuck yeah glad it's back

is it on now? link?

How is this bullshit related to the board?

It has nothing to do with alt sports, it is a dumb "reality" show for women with no sport content.

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>>890516
it's about wrestlers and their lives

you might really like the show if you're into wrestling (which you must be or else pic related)

Can't wait.

>>890516
>divas
>wrestling
very related, hiro said the first day diva threads were a-ok and even posted a few times in it.

>>890615
Prove it or it did not happen.

I have never seen a reality tv show. Saw the episode tonight, i must say i enjoyed it more than raw. I'm going to watch this more frequently.

>>890659
its pretty fun, change of pace really.

i love paige and nikkis big sister/little sister dynamic senpai, i hope theres more of that this season

>>890718
>brie gets demoted to middle child.

>>884655
>Naomi left the show

Why bother watching? Why get rid of the relatively rational characters that actually has their shit together?

>>890738
>Why get rid of the relatively rational characters that actually has their shit together?
reality tv needs drama same reason why cute as fuck jojo got replaced she was too "boring"

>>890744
true, after I typed it I realized what I actually typed.

didn't jojo get axed because she couldn't cut it as a wrestler? she was still a qt 3.14

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>>890746
it was a variety of factores
she still wanted to learn how to wrestle but hhh and vince liked her look and they needed a new announcer so they told her to do that and she was pretty good so shes still doing that and backstage stuff.
It was because she was also under 21 so she couldnt go BRIE MODE like the other divas as well.

>>890750
ah, I do remember that awkward fandango angle. maybe it's for the best.

>>884655
>amanda
so the new eva?

Is there a link anywhere?

>>890659
Watch the whole thing starting from season 1. Alot more Cena in the previous seasons too

>>890820
yeah, just recreating that story again, with paige since they were on tough enough even though their irl friends. just like eva/bellas

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>it's a Paige shows her feet episode

Just watched it
Holy shit Bryan and Cena are so based IRL and Ziggler is a dick as usual
>also them Paige titties

>>884655
> nay nay gone
> more paige
Welp

>>891106
>Ziggler is a dick as usual
He comes across as a guy in his 30s who still thinks he's a teenager. He did BTFO of Cena a couple of times though.

>>890659
> RAW is so terrible it makes E! reality series palatable

A new low.

>>891118
>what does he do, run stupidly to the ring?
Kek
Also loved how John didn't care cause he knows he's hitting that

I hope Nikki becomes Cena's ring valet.

I was watching the episodes prior to the new one. Man i want to fuck eva marie, alicia fox is hot and paige looks better in that show. I hope BMJ marries Nikki.

BMJ and Bryan are the MVP Alpha males of that show. Ziggler is a total faggot.

Good show.

Previews for ep 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yib8beCzzQs
omg will johnjohn finally pop the question?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmX0-Rtj2EA
Takeover: Brooklyn
based boss sighting
eva storyline resumed & a crying nattie ep

>>894645
also based summer rae bantz

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>>894645
>Nattie's ass at the start

>>894645
when is amanda coming in? right now it seems like this season is going to mostly be about nikki and paige

>>894645
Why the fuck does wwe seem to hate Nattie so much? She's probably the most talented diva in the comlany. Yet she's always treated like shit it seems. Is it the whole "Hart" thing.

>>894708
>Is it the whole "Hart" thing
I assume so. It's a damn shame. She deserves better. Maybe she just isn't "pretty" enough.

>>894708
>Is it the whole "Hart" thing.
Yes.

>>894667
I assume next week, maybe week after. They focus on different divas each week although the Bellas and Paige are the main characters. Nattie usually gets a lot of eps too.

>>894708
because wrestling doesnt matter AND shes a hart. shes also like, not cool at all. the bellas and paige are much easier sells

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>Using an alternative sports board to discuss a scripted reality show spun off of a scripted rassling show

>>894736
Yeah, probably this. She's good in the ring but that's about it. Personality wise, she's just a crazy cat lady and gives off mom vibes. Not edgy or sassy like Paige/Bellas.

>>894842
>mom vibes

hit the nail on the head, she is corny af. as was noted, she gets decent screentime on TD so she has some appeal, just not what the wwe is looking for

>>894836
>using a wrestling board to talk about toy guns and wood pushing

>>894842
Doesn't help that she looks pretty old too. I know a few women around her age who don't look like that.

>>894874
Nattie is only 32, but everyone on the show thinks she's older. She's 6 months older than the Bella twins.

>>894884
i guess its cause she acts older, which isnt ncescsarly a bad thing, but i do remember one episode where she just wanted to go to bed and watch nancy grace? who the fuck does that? tv movies sure to chill but nancy gace? nah

>>894890
She's old school. If I'm not mistaken she said she was a virgin until she got married and Tyson is the only man she's ever been with. Seriously how many people do that in this day and age?

>>894900
>both TJ and Nattie have only ever been with each other
>that episode of total divas where based Tyson and Slater were talking sex and realised TJ is autistic

>>894915
Yeah Tyson wasn't cool with talking about that shit. Guy kind of spazzed out at the strip club as well.

>>894900
>>894915
they became friends and started dating not too long after teddy hart brought tj as his friend to the hart dungeon, i think they were in middle school or something.

>>894900
>tfw no loyal, pure Nattie wife

>>894980
>tfw not having 18 cats in the house

>>895053
would be ok if they are the wrestling cats teddy has.

>>894667
Feb 2nd

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>>891094

>>896039
Goddamn, Bayley's body is fantastic

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>>894645

>I never asked to be left out

being nattie is suffering

>>896085
What's worst is that they wanted her to show up to do a spot in nxt. Then they killed the angle and didn't even bother to tell her.

>>896099
Nattie was so great in the early year[s] of NXT

>>891094
there was a lot of Paige feet in the season premiere, where you at

>>896116
Post some pics

>>896112
She can still go. They just never actually let her wrestle anymore.

>>897050
I remember she had some good matches against Paige last year

>>897081
Nattie can wrestle, the problem is that she simply is never allowed to. I would love to see her wrestle Sasha or Bayely.

>>891140
Charlotte heel turn is so Nikki can come back as a face. She and Cena are already engaged, will announce it after they return from injuries and there will be a Cena/Nikki angle.

Screencap this.

>>898290
charlottes heel turn was because she completely bombed as a face

theres a lack of faces with the divas. nikki SHOULD come back face, and even though paige turned heel recently, her coming back face was the right call too. people like them too much

>>898485
Paige can work as a tweener, she has a distinctive enough look and is ok enough in the ring to hold attention.

Sadly based Bex will only be in the picture until Nikki comes back and "rescues" the Divas division from Ric Flair's mummy clutches.

>>898485
>and even though paige turned heel recently
I think Paige is a face again now, judging from Raw.

>>898485
>nikki SHOULD come back face

Literally fucking why

>>898702
Because she always gets pops?

>>898693
meant back in October or whenever, its the right call that she came back face on RAW.

>>898702
like paige, she gets face pops and barely any heat regardless of what she does. doesn't help faces get over. charlotte and becky is working right now not only because its solid booking but because no one is invested in charlotte. she is unlikable. paige and nikki are popular, their biggest divas in the media and with PR, and faces shift more merch and toys anyway

>>898707
>>898727
> the YAAAAASSS SLAY QUEEN social media dumbfucks

Why do we even want this idiotic demographic?

>>896049
Still looks like she has down syndrome tho.

>>899438
I think she looks cute tbqh

>>894708
Hart thing, she looks old and is kinda ugly, she's not over at all.

>>899444
She's ugly as shit to be honest m8. Maybe it's because american standards are low. Most american women are ugly fat cunts. So i guess she is considered hot, i could understand that.