/wwe/ general #1749 - The Team that Almost Was Edition

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WM32 is doomed.

Reminder snooker is a sport but WWE isn't!
>>>/sp/64982504

>>883844
ok

It doesn't matter who you pair together, they automatically just fill the "boring Raw segment" - smarks never see that for some reason.

>>883844
Of coarse it isnt, we all know that m8

snooker is actually competitive, they have darts and chess threads occasionally on /sp/ too

>>883844

k

>>883844
/sp/ is dumb
we don't need them

>>883847
witnessing a blunder in the chess general during a major tournament is the comfiest experience on /sp/

>>883844
>>883849
Only /sp/ergs go to /sp/.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic65ilNIae4

>these retarded anime storylines

This is why WWE is dead.

>>883872
please stop posting your videos here

>>883872
Will you ever give up on trying to promote your channel?

>>883874
>>883875

You don't even have to watch the whole video, just watch the last few minutes, you'll learn pretty much everything you need to know about what goes onto the mind of a smark.

>>883877
im good

>>883872

phs

>>883877
>p-p-please watch a little b-bit of it
Pathetic

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Everyone but Roman on suicide watch

>>883890

>Wyatt Family
>2%

That's still way too fucking high for them.

Lesnar is confirmed for appearing on the highlight reel tonight. I wonder if Jericho will namedrop Alan Rickman like he did with Lemmy and Bowie.

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http://www.pwtorrents.net is now open for signups

>global freeleech is active
Sign up and grab what you want before it ends.

>>883897
*tomorrow

>>883890
>Charlie
>0%

My sides

>>883898
Thanks for the heads up lad

>>883890
>the city of charlotte

>>883903
>>883905
I legitimately think she does not have even a single fan. She always gets rekt in these polls.

>>883890
It's pretty obvious that Cena-light is going to have a good year, it doesn't take a genius to know that.

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>>883890
>Charlotte

>>883890
>Reddit has given up trying to ballot stuff for male wrestlers and has turned to doing it for Banksetty
Lmao brehs

>>883908
that one isnt really just a popularity poll, people often do respond to these rather seriously. also reddit likes to gather and vote for certain people

>>883898
How is this better than XWT?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB15F5UxkdU

based Big sexy

>>883929
I dont know about pwt, but xwt will ban you if you don't seed.

>>883927
>Banksetty
>I'm a fag who butchers memes
Benoit yourself

>>883929
it isn't tbhwu, looks like a shittier version of it

>>883927
>everything is reddit
please stop this meme

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Ryback leader of the Social Jobbers

Gorillafag put on suicide watch

KO 5 star match with Deanetty

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>>883839
I want this team instead

If Batista won WM30, all this shit wouldn't happen.

>>883941
>Everything is a maymay
>>>/9gag/

>>883948
>KO 5 star match with Deanetty
The only 5 star anything KO will ever be a part of is eating at a 5 star restaurant

>>883842
>hornswoggle wellness suspension
kek

Test

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What are you supposed to call this man again?

>>883967
The Cerebral COO King of Kings Game

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Why are almost all the themes in WWE/NXT right now just generic shit that has no lyrics and is repeatable as fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJD4gdoane4

Another random WWE rant I found.

>>883970
Because CFO$

>>883970
I like the new CFO$ style. You don't have to always have lyrics.

>>883976
Ascension has a theme that basically sounds like Rollins' one
they're just too fucking generic

I mean one of my favourite themes of all time is the non-lyrical SCSA one but that one is just unique

>>883970
18+

Jim Johnston
>Hmm, let me think about this character and what it's about. I'll use different styles or instruments to convey the intended feeling the performer gives off.

CFO$
>DUDE GUITAR RIFFS LMAO

>>883982
That's a really accurate description
Let's just look at Rowans theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxSwtDgaQDk
it's not that generic and fits his sheep gimmick too, and isn't just DUDE RIFFS LMAO

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>>883967

shovel man

Any of you guys think we'll hear this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9394Vp_slw at the Rumble?

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>>883990
>tfw missed opportunity to have Hardys back on TLC to put on a dank match with Dudleys/New Day/Lucha Dragons
Is Jeffs leg even alive?

Evil Emma, Balor, Dana, Sami, Sasha, Rollins, Kevin Owens, Asuka, and Sheamus

CFO$ can make some great stuff

>>883991
he's wrestling with a brace right now

>>883993
I don't really know why but I only really like Sheamus and Zayns theme from that list
rest seems kind of boring

>>883993
They can. They're quite hit and miss, really. Sheamus' theme in particular is GOAT.

Enzo & Cass have a fitting theme that I normally wouldn't like but I'm not SAWFT

>>884000
He could have the best entrance ever if he got a titantron that wasn't a powerpoint slideshow of Irish travel destinations

Is the royal rumble today?

Lobster head song would've fit a lot mor with current Sheamus

>>884007
Next week

>>884011
Current Sheamus would suit Eugene's theme more. He's a joke.

>>883970
They all basically have CAW theme songs.

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>>884011
TOO MANY LIMES
TOO MANY LIMES
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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Do you guys think RAW will be good tomorrow?

>>883991
What happened to his leg?

>>883993
Only half of those are good. The rest are generic garbage (Rollins, KO) or unique garbage (Emma, Sami's NOFX tier pop punk trash)

Also Dean and Cesaro's themes are more generic garbage by them

>>884029
He broke it on some dirt bike accident.

I CAME TO PLAY

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>>884028
'no'

>>884028
New Day wins
Team BAD wins
R-Truth wins
Titus wins

>>884028
Let's try to predict what will happen

>RAW starts with Authority promo and Reigns coming out
>Dean has a match after that
>tag match with FLYIN USOS MAGGLE
>diva pissbreak match with a Ric Flair segment
>LON looking weak as fuck again
>Roman standing tall and looking strong to end RAW

>>884039
>can he made it? Watch it this Sunday on wwe network, start your free month now!

>>884039
Also
>Titus vs. Stardust - Stardust wins

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https://twitter.com/WWENXT/status/688205059792871425

>Finn does a Too Sweet followed up by pistol fingers in his entrance

They're really teasing us

>>884044
>Stardust wins
I have my doubts

>>884039
You forgot Cooldad segment with Lesnar

>>884012
how many bongs

>>884050
>Man, when you came out last week, it ROCKED like my band FOOZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

>>884051
168

>>884044
>Stardust wins on MLK day

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>>884054
>yfw Jericho wears another shitty outfit that looks cringy as fuck
Why won't he just have some class, just look at Trips, he just wears a normal suit and doesn't look like a faggot

>>884054
Followed by the obligatory alan rickman reference
>that was for you, alan ;)

TOO MUCH WASTIN' TIME AIN'T GONNA WASTE NO MORE

>>884066
The shaman of cuckolding is in da hows

Would you all PLS SHUT THE HELL UP

SOMEONE BORN TO FIGHT

>>884066
MISTER ZIGGLES

How come Ziggler has been losing a lot
Kinda funny Tbh

>>884072
Because he complains about his spot.

>tfw Becky and Shaalet main event raw with a contract signing

>>884072
Good, because if he just keeps on being a poor mans HBK he won't get anywhere.

>>884075
The guy just doesn't give a shit anymore. He knows he'll never been anything more than a midcarder.

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Hi, my name is Dolph Ziggler

>>884087
And I'm a certified jobber
AND YOU CANT
TEACH
THAT

>>884087
gimme the wiggler

>>884087
I like Dolph Ziggler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kDip94E-tU
>tfw we no longer have promos like that

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>I am very big the John Cena fan
>I go to school they ask me what do you want to be when you are big?
>I point to my shirt, is a John Cena shirt, I say I want to be big like the John Cena
>big hero, always champion always do good
>they put me on the wrestling team, am so very happy
>I have my first wrestling battle
>I ask mine friend to play music when I come out for battle
>is suppose to be the John Cena music abadooo
>but he put wrong song and it Bayley music instead
>what, but that is a girl music, I am no girl, I am big man like my hero the John Cena
>I go anyway
>all my classmates, they are laughing at me
>I try to huh the referee because Bayley the music is for the hugging, yes?
>referee say no so I kiss him on the cheek instead
>and so we start the wrestling battle
>I pick the enemy right away
>give him the Adjustment of the Attitudes
>referee he is very very angry
>whole school is laughing at me
>why you laugh at me? why you no see I am big hero like the John Cena?
>whole school shout YOU CAN'T SEE ME

Austin 3:16 shirt or KO homecoming (http://shop.wwe.com/Kevin-Owens-%22Homecoming%22-Special-Edition-Authentic-T-Shirt/W10311,default,pd.html) shirt?

>>884099
18+

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>>884087
FFFFFFAG

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>>884102
I'm from /hoc/, fukboi. You can't meme me out.

>>884099
They might not have 3:16 shirts in your size

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Who's winning this again?

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>>884116
Fuck, you're right. It only goes up to 3XL

>>884116
It's available in Large, m8 ; v )

>>884118
Kofi Kingston

>>884039
Dont forget based Social Outcasts will cut a promo or win a match.

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>>884118
The Game HHH, speaking of the GOAT

>ywn be paul michael levesque, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the proverbial ring general, the connecticut blue blood, the guy who carried shawn in dx, the creator of degeneration x, the founder of evolution, the founder of evolution again in 2014, the man who singlehandedly won the monday night wars by driving a tank, a member of the international sports hall of fame, 2008 wrestler of the year, 1997 king of the ring, 2002 royal rumble winner, 5 time intercontinental champion, 3 time tag team champion, 2 time european champion, 13 time wwe world champion, star of the hollywood box office smash hit "The Chaperone", the co-founder of Connor's Cure, the executive vice president of talent, live Events and Creative, the creator and booker of NXT, Vince Mcmahon's favorite son, the father of 3 happy well nourished children who love their father more than their mother, the man who slayed the boss's daughters hellacious pussy, the greatest wrestler of all time THE GAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE TRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAYYYYYAAAATTTCCCHHHH
(it's all about the game and how you play it, its all about control and if you can take it. etc.)

>>883985
Rowan's theme is one of the worst I've ever heard. Combined with the godawful titantron it really didn't help his already shit solo run. Poor dude never stood a chance of getting over.

>>883842
This is great

Someone invite some indian marks to /wwe/
they'd be fun company.

>>884039
>ends in a massive brawl in the ring between the whole roster and reigns' music hits and he throws everyone out of the ring
>'IS THIS WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE LIKE ON SUNDAY?'

>>883970
I miss old themes too

The problem WWE has

too much of a divide between the top talent, and the next in line.

Wrestlers who would be able to beat Brock and make sense
1. Taker
2. Cena
3. Triple H
4. Reigns
5. Kane

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Anyone else miss Big Match John?

>He isn't pumped for Total Divas

>>884145
> 2016 Kane
> beating anybody

>>884087
AND THIS IS JOBASS

>>884147
I do.
Him and Rollins are my two favorite wrestlers at the moment.

>>884145
>5. Kane
Nah, they've made him a jobber. Dude lost to Rollins clean even in demon mode.

>>884142
Every fucking year they do this shit.
>6 man tag main event
>Match goes on normally
>All of a sudden breaking up a pin is automatic DQ
>Everyone decides to come out to the ring
>Is this what its going to be like on sunday only on the wwe network?
>Royal rumble logo slowly fades in on the corner of the screen

>>884118

Big E Langston

>>884168
> WWE putting its top championship on an unambiguously black man

>batista has 2 (TWO) rumble wins
>del rio has a rumble win
>sheamus has a rumble win
Why

>>884178
> Roman Reigns has a Royal Rumble win
> might actually have 2 in a week's time

>>884178
who is your favorite wrestler on the roster?

>>884182
KENTA and Prince Devitt

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>>884183

>>884182
Is not liking Fella, Alberto Sin Calor or Post-Crisis DAVE meant to be some kind of uncommon opinion?

>>884184
Sorry I don't call them by their WWE slave names.

>>884118
Roman Reigns is going to win and this is coming from an ABR (anybody but Roman)

>>884188
>ABR (anybody but Roman)

>>884182
Don't have one

>>884191
Way to make it obvious you're an /asp/ie

>>884118
Undertaker

>>884203
> Grampa Taker going over literally the entire roster

Why.png

>>884206
He Is the Last Entrance.
yfw he retires in WM making Roman Look Strong.

>>883962
Kek

>>883967
Literally the smartest man on the entire roster. Fuck the boss' wife. So obvious, so effective, he is literally rewriting history.

>>884206
>grampa

>>884208
Your ideas are shit.

Seriously, they're fucking terrible.

Let me explain to you on the whole why NXT is bad for WWE.

NXT is catered towards smarks, who are too cool to like any wrestling that mainstream folks are into. No way we like that shit, we like that undercover shit nobody has heard of. And we will post about how John Cena sucks and how awesome Konnor from the Ascension is. Why hasn't he got a push? McMahon is so out of touch. #groanzone

So you create all these new characters and what not you want to sculpt for the main crowd, Raw, Wrestlemania, Summerslam etc. The main shows people will be watching.

So you as a booker for NXT start listening to the crowd. HEY YEAH! THESE PEOPLE ARE REALLY INTO THIS NERDY FUCKING GAY SAMI ZAYN SHIT! LETS BOOK MORE NERDY GAY SHIT LIKE THAT TO KEEP THESE PEOPLE INTERESTED!

Problem is. The people on the net don't have the network. They don't tune in to Raw on cable. They watch a stream. These are the people they are trying to please with NXT. Then when it gets to the main roster, these characters are awful. They suck. "THIS IS WRASSLIN CLAP CLAP CLAPCLALPCLAC"

No. It's not. You cry about Cena, but now you miss him. You cry about new stars. Now you hate Reigns. You cry about no long title reigns, but Rollins had the lowest ratings after his run.

Fact is. Smarks are idiots. No matter how good wrestling is now, it will never be as good as when they were 12. Duh.

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>>884214
ONE LAST REIGN, GET OVER IT
THE ROMAN EMPIRE IS HERE TO STAY
THE SAMOAN LEGION LED BY EMPEROR ROMAN

>>884216
I hope you're just shitposting and not legitimately this stupid

>>884211
>Fuck the boss' wife.
Steph is Vince's daughter not his wife.

>>884220
Vince wishes she was.

>>884218
>you actually read past the first sentence

>>884216
>#groanzone

>>884220
>incest storyline

Roman has the look to become the next Undertaker.

>>884228
Agreed.

>>884222
I actually stopped at the Konnor bit 'cause seriously, fucking Hell

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>>884228

>>884228
> probably not even a legit 6'

Your forced meme is retarded and so are you.

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>This RR is filled with more mid card and Jobbers than last year
>Only like Three guys that can win (RomanLol,Bork and Haitch)
>probably like one suprise entrant

>>884118
>Betting odds (multiple sites)
1. Trips*
2. Roman**
3. Bork**
4. Deanetty***
5. Diet***
6. Fatty
7. Goat
8. Undertaker
9. Rusev
10. Sheamus

* = since Friday he removed Roman on the spot, either a dirtsheet/backstage rumor came out or something
** = they keep switching places
*** = they keep switching places

Plot wise though, Roman should retain since there is no reason to make him a three time champion in less than a year.

If Roman exits the ring from the bottom rope during the royal rumble and never comes back, wouldn't he retain the title by default?

>>884239

When did you realize you outgrew wrestling? For me it was like 15 years ago. I just like to discuss old wrestling when i'm lonely. The shit bores the piss out of me, honestly.

>yfw you realize im in 70% of these threads

>>884239
>only three guys that can win
As usual

>>884241
>5. Diet***
>6. Fatty
Which one of these is owens?

>>884239
> one

I count at least 6 potential candidates off the top of my head

>>884246
6 obviously

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>>884234
>meme
>implying he can't pull of the deadman look better

>>884246
>so fat he took up two spaces

>>884249
>>884249
>people are gonna start posting fedora roman reigns images
Great

>>884241
>Diet
>Fatty
I'm assuming these are Owens and Wyatt but which is which?
>Goat
Bryan?

Also why the fuck are Owens and Ambrose on there, they are having a Last Man Standing match, they won't be in the Rumble.

>>884249
Well those unnatural blue contacts he puts in to seem less racially-threatening for middle America certainly make him look zombified

>>884249
This looks fucking AWESOME.

>>884234

>Roman isn't 6'0"

You fat smarks have taken it too far.

>>884255
People who've worked matches on the undercard have entered the Rumble itself before, this isn't new.

>>884247
>I count at least 6 potential candidates off the top of my head

That's cause you're a dumb mark. If Chris Jericho is one of them then you have serious problems.

>>884259
> getting worked by lifts

I bet you think he has an actual chest because of the bodyarmour, too.

>>884260
A last man standing match is a bit much though for someone to appear in the Rumble right after.

Even WWE isn't dumb enough to have them no-sell those entire matches the night after.

>>884262
>muh conspiracy theory

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>>884257
I know right?

>>884188
>stealing memes from real sports
Top kek enjoy your gulag

>>884261
> literally announced his entry already
> surprise

Are you 'tarded?

>>884260
No shit but not after a Last Man Standing match. That would just no-sell what is supposed to be one of the most grueling match types, the cunts should barely be able to walk after.

>>884267
It's not that difficult to follow a conversation on here, dude.

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>>884262

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>>884264
You know why they call him Treasure?

BECAUSE HE GOT A SUNKEN CHEST!

Take bets errybody: how will Jewcucka's senses conveniently fail him THIS time?

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Who else /corporategoat/ here? Would be a pretty cool twist for him to win the Rumble and turn heel.

>>884262

>This stupidity

>>884271
>caring this much about a mans chest
Faggot bryanfag

>>884263
>>884268
> WWE
> selling

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uTj5wMtyLM

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>>884271
>You know why they call him Treasure?
>BECAUSE HE GOT A SUNKEN CHEST!
>Take bets errybody: how will Jewcucka's senses conveniently fail him THIS time?

>>884272
> Bryan turning heel

Would be the most dismal failure of WWE booking in years and that's REALLY saying something.

>>884276
Keep your Selfies to yourself #faget

> literally no comeback

>>884277
It worked real well when he joined the Wyatt Family.

>>884246
>>884255
Diet = Owens
Fatty = Bray

There's also Balor, Zayn and Boolit Club as bottom feeders in some betting sites.

>>884274
Not my fault your TV boyfriend needs bodyarmour in a fistfight

>>884278
Why would I need a comeback? His chest is alright I guess? Are you so much of a fucking smelly loser that you have to nitpick Roman Reigns chest?
Who gives a shit?

>>884277
Better than never wrestling again senpai.

>>884280
> an angle so bad even 2010s WWE basically retconned it within a month

SUCCESS!

Here's a challenge, I dare you to watch the entire playlist of Smarkyblisters Raw Reviews. Yes from December 2013 to today.

What's with all the tripfags on /asp/?

I see like three of them regularly post.

>>884283
You care enough to crack the shits over it.

Not my fault yo' boi can't lift and needs bodyarmour to look bigger than literal Hobbits

>>884289
I wanted to see what it would feel like being a tripfag. It was on my 4chan to-do list, :)

>>884287
I imagine it'd be fun to watch them from Royal Rumble 2014 to RAWafterMania that year, as they go from giggling with glee at Batista's return to sharting themselves in rage as it bombs and Bryan has to save the day

>>884290
He gets the job done and that's what matters
>but muh body armor
part of his costume now quit making conspiracy theories you double digit iqued nigger
>he believes Roman Reigns needs lifts
>he believes Roman Reigns isn't 6'0 at least
>he cares about another mans chest
>he resorts to using niggerspeak
Outta here, jiggaboo

>>884294
> gets the job done

Sure, as long as his job isn't powerbombing a guy the size of Tyler Breeze.

The Shield has almost been dead for as long as it was alive and Reigns STILL hasn't forged his own identity. What a schmuck.

>>884183
>>884187
Trip on DEVITT

>>884292
And then he got injured a month later! What a great idea for him to win in retrospect!

>>884296
>STILL hasn't forged his own identity

What kind of identity he should have if he drops the Shield gimmick?

Hey guys. Used to follow the /wwe/ threads pretty reguarly on sp. this shit sucks lately. Just go back to sp who cares. The crowd here sucks.

>>884294
>tripfags in charge of having shit taste

Fucking hell you people are basically a walking stereotype.

>>884299
Baron Corbin's

>>884302
Shut up, you fucking nigger

>>884301
Nice try MMAutist.

>>884297
Devitt was more based than this Jewbacca tryhard Tbh

>>884301
Agreed. The old generals were comfy as fuck: swedes, bongs and devitts. It was great.

/asp/ is just tripfags and butthurt woodflippers.

>>884307
Quiet, chimp

>>884307
I dont know why you faggots even respond to this faggot, he's fucking lame.
Devitt was actually entertaining to go back and forth with.
This faggot jew just changes his character based on whatever will get him a (You), Devitt at least was consistent.

>>884298
Yeah, because a stadium crapping on Batista vs. Orton stinking out the joint would've been better.

What a great way to sell The WWE Network for its debuting quarter!

> you should never push somebody because they might get injured later

>>884311
I don't respond to the fag

>>884299
A genuine personality?

The month he was feuding w/ Bryan leading up to Fastlane was the most actual character he's ever shown, and what a shock, it was because he got to be a dickhead heel.

>>884312
Eh, at least it set an example

>>884311
I like pointing out to him that Reigns literally couldn't even powerbomb Tyler Breeze as it shuts him up, every time, without fail.

> the absolute fucking STATE of Jewcucka

>>884312

It doesn't matter if Bryan was shoved in the main event or not. If Batista won the title NONE of this shit would be happening.

>>884314
Why are there barely any turns any more? Big Show and Kane don't count.

>>884315
> example

Of what?

>>884316
but he did deadlift powerbomb him in the end though :)

>>884316
I feel like that's more the absolute state of Ramen.

Bbygurl is weaker than Rollins and shorter than Deanetty. I thought Vince liked big guys?

>>884317
Oh, please, by all means elaborate. I could use a hearty kek.

>>884317
>If Batista won the title Cena, Orton and Rollins wouldn't have got injured recently

>>884319
For how vulnerable Bryan can be.
I'm not saying he shouldn't be pushed, he's nice and all but the fact that he dropped two championship belts after wrestlemania two years in a row kinda says something. He's been gone for quite a while

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>>884320
> deadlift

He literally had to grab him with the other arm and was STILL struggling.

Literally not even as strong as a 5'8" Mexican cruiserweight

>>884322

Because when WWE letted Bryan win, WWE catered to the WRONG audience. It catered to the smarks that would immediately turn on them on a dime, which is what's happening now.

>>884318
Because the WWE is shit?

>>884325
How long has Reigns started doing the deadlift powerbomb? Just wondering

>>884328
You're right, I forgot. My bad.

>>884326
>letted

>>884326
> letted

This is somehow even dumber than I was expecting.

> smarks that would immediately turn on them on a dime

Yeah, turns out, if you put on a shit product the fans with actual taste will call them out.

Imagine being so pleb to actually think the WWE product of the past few years is GOOD, let alone the best they could do.

>>884326

And it didn't appease the marks or regular watchers, like your pappy. They STILL don't know who the fuck Daniel Bryan is. They just call him the "Yes" man or something.

>>884324
Yeah, the WWE would never push injury-prone guys like Orton, Batista & Edge...

>He's been gone for quite a while

Because the WWE's head quack refuses to clear him, even though literally every other independent source Bryan has been to will.

>>884329
Technically he's never done it.

But he's been attempting to do it for at least a year or so now, there's no excuse beyond him being weak.

>>884332
Why would "regular watchers" not know the name of the most popular guy on the show, who was effectively its main protagonist for the better part of a year?

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>>883965
RIP, the only person who could make a big boot look like a convincing finisher

>>884334
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdqGgU8gb6g
Honestly, he looked alright doing it. I don't see why he has to be put on the microscope and nitpicked all of the time.

>>884339
Big Cass has a great one

>>884340
> one arm
> uses two

And he was struggling on a guy the size of Breeze.

Who is one of the smallest and lightest guys on the roster.

The numbers don't lie.

>>884340
Because he is kayfabe the strongest full-timer.

Him struggling to pick up Tyler fucking Breeze is embarrassing.

>>884338

>Why would "regular watchers" not know the name of the most popular guy on the show

Because they don't give a shit about him, they only care about the "Yes!/No!". When he's not doing it, no one gives a shit about what he says or does in the ring.

>>884340
Commentary is the best part. Cole trying to put him over as a beast and Saxton just hoping he doesn't botch.
>THE POWERRRRRRR!!!!
>ooohhhh.... can he get him...?

>>884333
Maybe because they know Bryan is a fucking liability? He's taken all of those fucking bumps in the indies and in WWE throughout the years and one of his moves is the diving headbutt. He's way more injured than he should be at only 34 years old. It's a risky situation for him, and he could badly get hurt. Same with Orton at this point, it's gotten really bad for him as well.

>>884346
> DAN-IEL BRYAN
> YOU DESERVE IT

Imagine being this wrong for like what, 4 years?

>>884346
Totally.

The Yes man is just like that other guy, the Never Give up hand towel man.

>>884241
Jericho isn't even in the top ten? That's depressing

>>884349

That's during the smarky crowds, during non-smark crowds you don't get that shit outside of "Yes!/No!".

>>884348
And yet, we'll never hear of WWE doctors refusing to push Orton and you know he's going to win at least one more world title.

Hey guys I'm back

>>884351
I was a big Jericho fan back in the day but he's a jobber now who just comes back to put midcarders over. Nothing wrong with that in and of itself but it would make a shit Rumble winner.

>>884352
Unless every RAW from mid-2013ish until now was a "smark" crowd, you're still wrong.

>>884342

Doesn't fucking matter at this point. Shit ahs been established. Big Boot is hogan. Elbow drop is macho. Figure four is Flair. Balls in the mouth is your mom.

>>884354
>he's going to win at least one more world title.
Maybe Cena but I doubt another title win for Orton is happening

>>884354
I don't see Orton winning another title.

He literally does not give a shit anymore.

>>884355
Hey dude welcome back, we missed you

>>884351
I think "depressing" is a pretty good word to describe the last few Jericho runs

Congratulations /wwe/!

This is the record 100th time we've had the "Was Bryan over or was it the chant?" argument! Give yourselves a pat on the back.

>>884360
> Big Boot is Hogan
> posted image of Test

You 'tarded, bro?

>>884362
They like him as a transitional champ. Could see him coming back as a heel and taking the belt off Reigns.

>>884365
Also the millionth time we've had the Jewbacca vs Bryanfag argument about the powerbomb, and now someones reciting Smarkbusters arguments again

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>>884365

It was the chant.

>>884365
They'll grow up eventually.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/SUNNYS-2011-WWE-HALL-OF-FAME-RING-Tammy-Lynn-Sytch-Original-WWE-Diva-/272104485428?hash=item3f5ab0f234:g:X~wAAOSwFqJWlyYo

how much would you pay senpai?

>>884370
How long have you used the trends I decided to screencap for you?

>>884369
> Bryanfag

I'm not him

And why don't you enjoy seeing Jewbacca getting cucked by Reigns not even lifting 207lbs (billed)?

>>884365
>>884370
Also the 100th time someone has used google trends to try and back up their argument.

>>884367
> Orton turning heel
> vs. Reigns

It was shit in 2014

It will be even shittier then

>>884374
Reigns is the one getting cucked here sempai
Also who the fuck is Bryanfag?

>>884372
She's so desperate.

>>884377
Well, you defend Reigns like you're in love with him, so yeah, you're getting

KEKED
U
C
K
E
D

>>884367
Yeah and maybe Owen Hart can return and take the belt off of Dean Ambrose, finally getting his IC championship

>>884376
Didn't say it'll be good.

>>884380
You shit on Reigns like you're secretly in love with him because you can't stop bringing him up
Like when a girl picks on a boy at the schoolyard

>>884380
He only started defending him when most of /wwe/ got behind him.
He's literally a bandwagoning faggot who can't even form his own opinions.

>>884385
?

>>884384
I shit on Reigns 'cause he's it easy and gets a rise out of his waifufags.

> getting picked on by a girl

That's even more laughable than implying a girl could like >>(You)

>>884384
>/asp/ies in charge of being autistic

>>884387
Well, you're doing a good job
Who is Bryanfag, anyway?

>>884385
Makes sense, he usually only posts in nothing but memes

>>884275
How many different vehicles has Stone Cold operated in WWE history?

>zamboni
>forklift
>ATV
>crane
>beer truck

Has anyone tried making a new general on /sp/ recently?

>>884391
office chair

>>884392
Wait till hiro makes another reddit tier board so the news post about wwe doesnt show.

>>884389
> admitting to getting rustled

Holy shit your game is so weak it should be Reigns's "strength" coach

last digit predicts who will win the rumble

fucking cap this

1. Ambrose
2. Owens
3. Jericho
4. The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)
5. Roman "The Big Dog" Reigns
6. HHH
7. Stardust
8. New Day
9. Ryback
0. Big Show (this is a lock, he's a fucking giant)

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>>884391
My heart.

>>884391
>>884394
electric wheelchair

>>884340
That comes with being the top guy, Cena has dealt with it for near ten years

>>884397
He's trying to be your friend now.
This dude is so beta, he will probably start bashing Reigns now because he thinks it'll get him friends on 4chan.
Absolutely pathetic, he must be underage.

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>>884400
fucking checked

>>884400
>dubs
Big show confirmed. Shit.

>>884406
It actually looks like you're trying to be his friend here lmao
Why do you keep sucking him off like that?

>>884400
Witnessed.

>>884406
Nah, he's not literally underage, just a stupid manchild

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>>884400
>triple dubs

based vince

>>883842
Keked
>>884400
Checked
>>884411
Checked

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>>884400
Giant confirmed for WWEWHC

Ryback Gorilla blown the fuck out.

Lads, how the fuck will anyone be able to get Big Show over the ropes? He's a fucking giant

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>>884417

>>884417
>>884400
literally just confirmed it's impossible

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>>884416

>>884417
> been in over a dozen Royal Rumbles
> never actually won

WHAT?!

>>884372
Her desperation is quite disgusting. How much to have her masturbate on cam?

>>884400
>
FINALLY, BIG SHOW WILL GET WHAT HE DESERVES

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>>884425
based fatass is the best overall wrestler who isn't injured

ryback is the best hookup the rest of the locker room has for hgh and piss samples

>>884430
I'm not sure she could pay me enough.

Why doesn't Big Show just lay down in the center of the ring as soon as he comes in during the Rumble?

>>884436

Cause he doesn't want to get stomped on.

Totally unrelated.

But.

Taco bell or wendys

>>884434
ryback WWE, IC, US, WCW, Triple Crown, Grand Slam Champion

eat owens eat hot dog eating champion

>>884440
wendys

>>884432
Retirement?

>>884443
6' + kiddo

>>884439
But nobody could get the leg high enough to stamp on him.

He's a giant.

>>884441
> wholesale stealing other people's gimmicks
> not even posting the image macro

K. Y. S.

>>884440
Wendy's cause I've never had Taco Bell

>>884440
cant beat taco bells value

>>884439
He's a giant and he has the highest hit points on the roster, no one besides Bork could damage him enough

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>>884372
>>884430
She's apparently doing it to raise money for cosmetic surgery. Her stomach got rekt during her cervical cancer treatment.

So it's actually kinda sad.

>>884446
> 6'5" reporting in

Pipe down manlet.

>>884443
Post height with timestamp

>>884455
>>884456

>>884292

They actually liked Royal Rumble 2014, although they were pissed that Bryan ultimately ruined Batista's return. And if you actually watch their videos, you will agree that Batista winning WM30 would've prevented all the bullshit that's happening with the WWE today.

>>884456
SEE: >>884455

>>884448
Is his gimmick being a gimmick stealer?

>>884457
>>884459
See>>884456

>>884458
> dumb enough to agree with Smarkcucks

I can see why you'd be functionally illiterate.

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>>884448

>>884461
I don't understand this meme.

>>884474
18+

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>>884287
>I dare you to watch the entire playlist of Smarkyblisters Raw Reviews. Yes from December 2013 to today.
At least you're getting more creative at advertising your vids here

Maybe now you'll get more than 1000 views per upload lel

>>884480
PJWTS

>>884487
trip on devitt

>>884485
>Maybe now you'll get more than 1000 views per upload lel

Except they DO have more than 1000 views per upload.

>>884485
S A V A G E

>>884453

It's bad enough that I indulged your stupidity once.

>>884474
>>884474
please have sex

>>884495
*Except we DO have more than 1000 views per upload.

>>884490
I miss devitt 2bh. Him trying to convince everyone that there's nothing wrong with being a cuckold was great trolling.

>Raw 2/17/2014
>Reigns does a one armed Samoan Drop to Mark Henry

Does anyone have a video of that actually happening?