kings of psychology and kayfabe
would've been based
>these retarded anime storylines
This is why WWE is dead.
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Ryback leader of the Social Jobbers
Gorillafag put on suicide watch
KO 5 star match with Deanetty
Why are almost all the themes in WWE/NXT right now just generic shit that has no lyrics and is repeatable as fuck
Ascension has a theme that basically sounds like Rollins' one
they're just too fucking generic
I mean one of my favourite themes of all time is the non-lyrical SCSA one but that one is just unique
>Hmm, let me think about this character and what it's about. I'll use different styles or instruments to convey the intended feeling the performer gives off.
>DUDE GUITAR RIFFS LMAO
That's a really accurate description
Let's just look at Rowans theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxSwtDgaQDk
it's not that generic and fits his sheep gimmick too, and isn't just DUDE RIFFS LMAO
>tfw missed opportunity to have Hardys back on TLC to put on a dank match with Dudleys/New Day/Lucha Dragons
Is Jeffs leg even alive?
TOO MANY LIMES
TOO MANY LIMES
Only half of those are good. The rest are generic garbage (Rollins, KO) or unique garbage (Emma, Sami's NOFX tier pop punk trash)
Also Dean and Cesaro's themes are more generic garbage by them
Let's try to predict what will happen
>RAW starts with Authority promo and Reigns coming out
>Dean has a match after that
>tag match with FLYIN USOS MAGGLE
>diva pissbreak match with a Ric Flair segment
>LON looking weak as fuck again
>Roman standing tall and looking strong to end RAW
>Finn does a Too Sweet followed up by pistol fingers in his entrance
They're really teasing us
>yfw Jericho wears another shitty outfit that looks cringy as fuck
Why won't he just have some class, just look at Trips, he just wears a normal suit and doesn't look like a faggot
>I am very big the John Cena fan
>I go to school they ask me what do you want to be when you are big?
>I point to my shirt, is a John Cena shirt, I say I want to be big like the John Cena
>big hero, always champion always do good
>they put me on the wrestling team, am so very happy
>I have my first wrestling battle
>I ask mine friend to play music when I come out for battle
>is suppose to be the John Cena music abadooo
>but he put wrong song and it Bayley music instead
>what, but that is a girl music, I am no girl, I am big man like my hero the John Cena
>I go anyway
>all my classmates, they are laughing at me
>I try to huh the referee because Bayley the music is for the hugging, yes?
>referee say no so I kiss him on the cheek instead
>and so we start the wrestling battle
>I pick the enemy right away
>give him the Adjustment of the Attitudes
>referee he is very very angry
>whole school is laughing at me
>why you laugh at me? why you no see I am big hero like the John Cena?
>whole school shout YOU CAN'T SEE ME
I'm from /hoc/, fukboi. You can't meme me out.
The Game HHH, speaking of the GOAT
>ywn be paul michael levesque, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the proverbial ring general, the connecticut blue blood, the guy who carried shawn in dx, the creator of degeneration x, the founder of evolution, the founder of evolution again in 2014, the man who singlehandedly won the monday night wars by driving a tank, a member of the international sports hall of fame, 2008 wrestler of the year, 1997 king of the ring, 2002 royal rumble winner, 5 time intercontinental champion, 3 time tag team champion, 2 time european champion, 13 time wwe world champion, star of the hollywood box office smash hit "The Chaperone", the co-founder of Connor's Cure, the executive vice president of talent, live Events and Creative, the creator and booker of NXT, Vince Mcmahon's favorite son, the father of 3 happy well nourished children who love their father more than their mother, the man who slayed the boss's daughters hellacious pussy, the greatest wrestler of all time THE GAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE TRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAYYYYYAAAATTTCCCHHHH
(it's all about the game and how you play it, its all about control and if you can take it. etc.)
Rowan's theme is one of the worst I've ever heard. Combined with the godawful titantron it really didn't help his already shit solo run. Poor dude never stood a chance of getting over.
Every fucking year they do this shit.
>6 man tag main event
>Match goes on normally
>All of a sudden breaking up a pin is automatic DQ
>Everyone decides to come out to the ring
>Is this what its going to be like on sunday only on the wwe network?
>Royal rumble logo slowly fades in on the corner of the screen
Let me explain to you on the whole why NXT is bad for WWE.
NXT is catered towards smarks, who are too cool to like any wrestling that mainstream folks are into. No way we like that shit, we like that undercover shit nobody has heard of. And we will post about how John Cena sucks and how awesome Konnor from the Ascension is. Why hasn't he got a push? McMahon is so out of touch. #groanzone
So you create all these new characters and what not you want to sculpt for the main crowd, Raw, Wrestlemania, Summerslam etc. The main shows people will be watching.
So you as a booker for NXT start listening to the crowd. HEY YEAH! THESE PEOPLE ARE REALLY INTO THIS NERDY FUCKING GAY SAMI ZAYN SHIT! LETS BOOK MORE NERDY GAY SHIT LIKE THAT TO KEEP THESE PEOPLE INTERESTED!
Problem is. The people on the net don't have the network. They don't tune in to Raw on cable. They watch a stream. These are the people they are trying to please with NXT. Then when it gets to the main roster, these characters are awful. They suck. "THIS IS WRASSLIN CLAP CLAP CLAPCLALPCLAC"
No. It's not. You cry about Cena, but now you miss him. You cry about new stars. Now you hate Reigns. You cry about no long title reigns, but Rollins had the lowest ratings after his run.
Fact is. Smarks are idiots. No matter how good wrestling is now, it will never be as good as when they were 12. Duh.
ONE LAST REIGN, GET OVER IT
THE ROMAN EMPIRE IS HERE TO STAY
THE SAMOAN LEGION LED BY EMPEROR ROMAN
>This RR is filled with more mid card and Jobbers than last year
>Only like Three guys that can win (RomanLol,Bork and Haitch)
>probably like one suprise entrant
>Betting odds (multiple sites)
* = since Friday he removed Roman on the spot, either a dirtsheet/backstage rumor came out or something
** = they keep switching places
*** = they keep switching places
Plot wise though, Roman should retain since there is no reason to make him a three time champion in less than a year.
When did you realize you outgrew wrestling? For me it was like 15 years ago. I just like to discuss old wrestling when i'm lonely. The shit bores the piss out of me, honestly.
>yfw you realize im in 70% of these threads
>implying he can't pull of the deadman look better
I'm assuming these are Owens and Wyatt but which is which?
Also why the fuck are Owens and Ambrose on there, they are having a Last Man Standing match, they won't be in the Rumble.
You know why they call him Treasure?
BECAUSE HE GOT A SUNKEN CHEST!
Take bets errybody: how will Jewcucka's senses conveniently fail him THIS time?
Who else /corporategoat/ here? Would be a pretty cool twist for him to win the Rumble and turn heel.
>You know why they call him Treasure?
>BECAUSE HE GOT A SUNKEN CHEST!
>Take bets errybody: how will Jewcucka's senses conveniently fail him THIS time?
I imagine it'd be fun to watch them from Royal Rumble 2014 to RAWafterMania that year, as they go from giggling with glee at Batista's return to sharting themselves in rage as it bombs and Bryan has to save the day
He gets the job done and that's what matters
>but muh body armor
part of his costume now quit making conspiracy theories you double digit iqued nigger
>he believes Roman Reigns needs lifts
>he believes Roman Reigns isn't 6'0 at least
>he cares about another mans chest
>he resorts to using niggerspeak
Outta here, jiggaboo
> gets the job done
Sure, as long as his job isn't powerbombing a guy the size of Tyler Breeze.
The Shield has almost been dead for as long as it was alive and Reigns STILL hasn't forged his own identity. What a schmuck.
I dont know why you faggots even respond to this faggot, he's fucking lame.
Devitt was actually entertaining to go back and forth with.
This faggot jew just changes his character based on whatever will get him a (You), Devitt at least was consistent.
Yeah, because a stadium crapping on Batista vs. Orton stinking out the joint would've been better.
What a great way to sell The WWE Network for its debuting quarter!
> you should never push somebody because they might get injured later
A genuine personality?
The month he was feuding w/ Bryan leading up to Fastlane was the most actual character he's ever shown, and what a shock, it was because he got to be a dickhead heel.
For how vulnerable Bryan can be.
I'm not saying he shouldn't be pushed, he's nice and all but the fact that he dropped two championship belts after wrestlemania two years in a row kinda says something. He's been gone for quite a while
He literally had to grab him with the other arm and was STILL struggling.
Literally not even as strong as a 5'8" Mexican cruiserweight
This is somehow even dumber than I was expecting.
> smarks that would immediately turn on them on a dime
Yeah, turns out, if you put on a shit product the fans with actual taste will call them out.
Imagine being so pleb to actually think the WWE product of the past few years is GOOD, let alone the best they could do.
Yeah, the WWE would never push injury-prone guys like Orton, Batista & Edge...
>He's been gone for quite a while
Because the WWE's head quack refuses to clear him, even though literally every other independent source Bryan has been to will.
RIP, the only person who could make a big boot look like a convincing finisher
>Why would "regular watchers" not know the name of the most popular guy on the show
Because they don't give a shit about him, they only care about the "Yes!/No!". When he's not doing it, no one gives a shit about what he says or does in the ring.
Maybe because they know Bryan is a fucking liability? He's taken all of those fucking bumps in the indies and in WWE throughout the years and one of his moves is the diving headbutt. He's way more injured than he should be at only 34 years old. It's a risky situation for him, and he could badly get hurt. Same with Orton at this point, it's gotten really bad for him as well.
I was a big Jericho fan back in the day but he's a jobber now who just comes back to put midcarders over. Nothing wrong with that in and of itself but it would make a shit Rumble winner.
last digit predicts who will win the rumble
fucking cap this
4. The Rock (Dwayne Johnson)
5. Roman "The Big Dog" Reigns
8. New Day
0. Big Show (this is a lock, he's a fucking giant)
He's trying to be your friend now.
This dude is so beta, he will probably start bashing Reigns now because he thinks it'll get him friends on 4chan.
Absolutely pathetic, he must be underage.
Giant confirmed for WWEWHC
Ryback Gorilla blown the fuck out.
based fatass is the best overall wrestler who isn't injured
ryback is the best hookup the rest of the locker room has for hgh and piss samples
They actually liked Royal Rumble 2014, although they were pissed that Bryan ultimately ruined Batista's return. And if you actually watch their videos, you will agree that Batista winning WM30 would've prevented all the bullshit that's happening with the WWE today.
>I dare you to watch the entire playlist of Smarkyblisters Raw Reviews. Yes from December 2013 to today.
At least you're getting more creative at advertising your vids here
Maybe now you'll get more than 1000 views per upload lel