/wwe/ general #1741 miss me yet edition

I'm sure Vince still would've found a way to spite him and not do it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_PMNezYNK4
>that card.
goddamn i gotta see this.

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>>878506
>literally high school gym tier

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>>878509
>cant tell good wrestling when he sees it

>>878509
> only watches RAW

18+

>>878495
he's gone you stupid pathetic faggot. give it up. it's not your fault. now fuck off back to /wooo/ moron.

>>878514
SALT
LAKE
CITY

>>878506
>Mike Bailey
>Young Cucks

the 3 performers I hate more than any other on the face of the Earth

>>878522
whats wrong with mike bailey?

I miss Cyber Sunday :/

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>>878521
oops, you dropped your hat. be more careful next time, aalewis.

you now realise that there's not a single credible/logical opponent for Undertaker leading up to WM32

>Lesnar
They won't do it again so soon after their LAST MATCH EVER

>Cena, Orton, Rollins, Sting, Daniel Bryan
All injured and unlikely to be back in time. Either way, what's the angle?

>Owens/Ambrose
Tied up in a feud with each other

>Bray Wyatt
Lol, fuck off

>HHH/Reigns
Tied up in a feud with each other

Only possible options, even though they're ALL shit:

>Chris Jericho
>Rusev
>Ryback
>Kane
>Braun Strowman

>>878529
>aalewis

Not enough of a /sp/ed to know what this means, sorry pal

>>878530
What was the angle of Undertaker's past 5 Mania matches besides The Streak?

> Rusev
> shit

Pleb taste

>>878532

Rusev would be a fucking shit opponent for Undertaker.

Either Undertaker wins because MURICA or Rusev wins and makes Undertaker look even more of a fucking chump.

>What was the angle of Undertaker's past 5 Mania matches besides The Streak?

WM31 - Bray Wyatt wanted to be "the new face of fear" or some shit
WM30 - Brock Lesnar wanted to end the streak
WM29 - CM Punk wanted to end the streak, Undertaker wanted to fucking murder Punk
WM28 - End of an Era
WM27 - HHH wanted to avenge Shawn Michaels

27-30 all had the streak element to them, but Lesnar was the only opponent who was solely focused on it.

>>878533
What the fuck did 'end of an era' even mean? Nothing was any different. HHH lost again, the streak lived on.

>>878534

It was supposed to be the last time we saw those characters in the ring together. In reality, literally fucking nothing happened other than a match for the streak.

>>878530
What a mess. Taker should have retired after Lesnar, or lost to Bray and then retired.

>>878537

The frustrating thing is, if they'd not bothered with that awful match at Survivor Series, we could've had Bray/Taker II at WM32. Same storyline, roughly, as Survivor Series, but with the stipulation that Undertaker's career is on the line. He loses, Bray finally gets over as the nuclear heat tier heel he needs to be, everyone wins.

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>>878540
>That 10 minute squash at SS that made the family look like a total joke
Oh God. Why? I agree though. Had that not happened they could have salvaged Bray rather easily.

>Tfw Bray Wyatt is Husky Harris as the victim of demonic possession

>>878540
I still can't even imagine how they possibly justified Taker going over at SS.
>WM
>needs to be kept strong to lose to Lesnar, I guess, Wrestlemania, needs to get a semi-important win back following muh streak
>SS
>has his jobber-ass brother to take the pin
>has a 2v4 disadvantage
>still insistent upon going over the Wyatts and their shiny new monster Heel
>following a feud in which Roman went over Bray despite his shiny new monster Heel
>Bray looks useless
>shiny new monster Heel doesn't change the fact that they're still jobbing out hard
>Harper/Rowan are the designated jobbers

Another rich, 69 year old Brit just bit the dust. Snape is kill.

>>878560
Oh fuck

>>878558
It may be about to get even worse.

>There's been a lot more talk within WWE as of late about introducing the Sister Abigail character to the storylines. The rumblings about Bray Wyatt's mysterious sister go back more than a year but word is that the talk has gotten more serious and WWE could be adding her to The Wyatt Family soon.

>Source: Wrestling Observer Newsletter

>>878561
Cancer too. Just like Lemmy and Bowie. Seems like somebody isn't happy with the British.

>>878560

Did he... Die Hard?

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>>878564

>>878562
That could actually be cool if they use it and take the Family as a whole forward and make them more believable. Abigail hits the scene, they get a morale boost and become more zealotous and crazy due to their Matriarch being right there beside them, that kinda stuff.
But the WWE will do as they've always done with the Wyatts: introduce some fresh dynamic just to have the Faces go immediately over them.
They keep missing out the important middle-step of "make them believable Heels" with the Wyatts because Bray does a good job selling the faction as threatening even when they're forced to perma-job, which speaks volumes for his mic skills but nothing about WWE's competence.

What the fuck is Peyton Royce's gimmick supposed to be? I hope we see more hilarious promos from her.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BASe3m8CB6e/

qt asuka

>>878569
My problem is that Sister Abigail will be the default leader of the stable. She did 'raise' Bray after all, and seems to have some sort of control or influence over him. He could end up having to take a backseat in his own faction.

Worse still, she'd have to be at least on Bray's level of acting and mic skills. Can you imagine any of the women in this company being able to do that? Barely any of them are decent, let alone great.

This could be done well in theory, but it's WWE. There are just so many problems with it that they don't have the ability to write around.

>>878578
She doesn't need to speak. In fact it would be much better if she didn't.

>>878576
>tfw Asuka will never shatter your bones with her kicks
why do i bother

>yfw Sister Abigail is Blue Pants

>>878581
Agreed but if she's not going to have a role beyond standing around and looking creepy what's the point of introducing her?

Shit, I used to like the Wyatts but they're up there with Rusev for the Slammy of "most poorly managed".

>>878581
Even her presence alone would kill a lot of the mystique. If she appears rarely, with her face shrouded by shadows or something, maybe it could work. Full time member of the family would be a disaster.

It shouldn't be that hard to pull this off, but again, it's WWE. Their writing is almost on par with Pokemon.

>>878586
I think Lana does a good job of managing Rusev.

>>878588
I agree that WWE will definitely screw it up. That's not even up for question. But at least we can spitball better ideas here, right?

/mu/ and Bowie
/tv/ and Rickman
>/asp/ and McMahon

>>878589
>I think Lana does a good job of managing Rusev

Pssst. She's not actually his manager.

>>878591
He'll be fine.

>>878343
Their match at Sports Entertainment Kingdom 10 was bad, no thanks we have enough shitters in WWE already

>>878599
This, briscoes are old and overreacting to everything, just like TYB

>>878522
The Young Bucks are based. The fact that some autists have SUCH a hateboner for them just makes them better.

>>878591
What

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>>878578
>>878581
>>878588
I think if they used her appearances sparingly in order to denote when something of true importance was happening that the Family needed and rallying cry for it could be great.
Other than that she could be used to give his promos a bit more consistent direction and meaning, without necessarily having to be front-and-center?
>Abigail told me that
>I got a gift from Abigail! [reveals something spooky]

Kind of building a mystique around Abigail herself that they occasionally cash in on with sporadic, rare appearances, whilst also giving the Wyatts credence and room to develop on their own.

Of-course, she'll be having cat-fights covered in mud three weeks into the angle so who the fuck cares?

>>878585
Apparently, THIS is Sister Abigail.

>>878585
>yfw it's Emma
She definitely has the right look. Throw some gothic makeup on her and she's perfect.

>>878605

HAHAHAAHAHA.

NO. REALLY.

HAHAHAAHAH.

>sister abigail is some jew-nosed mexicunt looking bitch

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>>878608
>Sister Abigail coincidentally happens to be someone on the roster

Fucking lame. She should also have to be someone who could be related (not necessarily biologically) to The Wyatts, not someone from Australia of all places.

>>878608
Could work. Actually either of the other Aussie chicks already have the look but they're too green in the ring. But you could just have her in a non-wrestling role for like a year until they're ready.

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>>878612
>She should also have to be someone who could be related (not necessarily biologically) to The Wyatts,

>literally biologically related
>looks like she was raised in a swamp
>masculine physique that could be given more toning and musculature to give her an imposing appearance even if she never takes to the in-ring (which she shouldn't)

The only drawback is that she looks like Bo much more-so than Bray, so there'd be that magnetism drawing them towards an impending utter fucking burial of a "Bo Wyatt" angle.

>>878612
Well Bray has all but confirmed that Abigail is dead, yet she still sends him 'gifts' like Strowman. So maybe she is using Emma's body as a vessel or something.

>>878620
There's also her. I think she was actually trying out for WWE at one point but only as a ring announcer.

Christ, she looks disturbingly like Bo. Ugh.

>>878621
Just fuck off with Emma, she's ugly, retarded and wouldn't fit in that scenario

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Who will be the first to beat Lesnar clean after he conquered the streak?

>>878624
Roman

>>878624
Reigns. Why even ask?

>>878540
Bray winning would've made Lesnar less important because it was only 1 year later. it's not like Taker's supernatural WM powers would've dwindled that soon, it would've put Bray on par with Lesnar which is a joke.

Shouldn't Sister Abigail be an older woman or something? Why are they bringing such a character to the roster anyway? They'll fuck it up eventually

>>878631
*2 years

>>878632
Sara Del Rey would be based in the role, too bad she's needed as a trainer.

>>878632
She's a spoopy ghost, she can be whatever she wants.

Because they're idiots and don't know what to do with the Wyatts.

>>878624
Roman.

>>878627
>>878628
i'm hoping it's at the end of Lesnar's contract because they still need him as the special attraction. They still have years of Lesnar to go, any black mark on him will definitely affect his character like Haitch going over him at WM shortly after his return.

>>878632
How old? if we're talking Mae Youngold then it would make the stable a joke. WWE have rarely been good with old women.

>>878641
But bbygurl needs to look strong.

He's already the kayfabe strongest out of all the full-timers.

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>>878632
Someone like Terri would be neat

>>878632
She found Bray as a kid and took him in. That is Bray's history. So yeah she should be older then him.

>>878631
No it wouldn't.
Lesnar was still booked and treated as a godly slugger well above everyone else in kayfabe.
Even if Taker did go back up to his level, it wouldn't put Bray up there with Lesnar, it'd give the idea he could MAYBE go with them, which is good because it adds suspense, but it wouldn't definitively say "Bray is Lesnar-tier".
Also they were selling the "Taker is a worn-down old shooter" shtick so yeah his power-drop between WM 30-31 was big.

>>878632
What if Sister Abigail wasn't the type of character we were envisioning?
What if she was a really grotesquely fat, freakishly strong and slothful Woman in a butcher's apron?
Like some "I hear banjos" crazy redneck Matriarchal woman and all the Wyatts are her sadistic kids she beats into line

so they did the best thing to happen on raw for years and then they just went fuck it and undid it 2 days later

bravo vince

>>878670
>Kalisto winning is the best thing to happen on raw in years
Could you have worst taste? It was obvious as soon as they announced the rematch he was dropping it to make smackdown seem relevant for the new channel.

>>878672
you can't be implying that the weekly LOLROMANWINS is better than this

every outcome is so fucking obvious it's not even fun to watch anymore, kalisto literally made me remember why I started watching this in first place

>>878624
Chris Jericho

>>878678
Can it nerd.

>>878678
Besides Kalisto is great and young and can turn out to be even better than Rey if he doesn't get exploding knees syndrome.

>>878678

You started watching wrestling to watch 5 foot 3 spics in mask do cartwheels? You're a faggot dude.

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>>878659
I kinda want this

>>878682
>I started to watch big manly men
>unlike me, you're gay

>>878685
it was only a matter of time before someone posted this response and it only took 3 minutes
good job

>>878685

when you watch boxing, do you want to see Flyweights, or heavyweights?

Don't worry. I'll wait.

>>878690
I'd want to see the division with the best boxing not the one with the biggest people.

Heavyweight boxing has been garbage for ages. Tyson fucking fury is the heavyweight champion.

Kind of a stupid point since Floyd Mayweather has been the biggest draw in boxing for ages.

>>878691
You missed the point of the analogy entirely

>>878695
Did he?

>>878696

Why did people want to see Brock Lesnar fight in UFC so bad? Why was he their biggest draw? Because of his technical wrestling ability in the WWF? Or because he's a huge freak athlete?

>>878690
The lighter guys. The heavyweights are just "me am big me am throw hard right" it's slow and boring.

So, does Dolph Ziggler still suck?

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>>878683
I think it would be an awesome way to throw the fans a curveball.
Judging by people theorizing how she'll be booked, everyone expects Abigail to be some taciturn, mysterious character, completely enigmatic, veil over her face, never uttering a word or displaying any of her true intentions that stands contrary to the Wyatts' monstrous natures.
So having some mammoth fat bitch with matted-hair and looking haggard as fuck, snarling and oinking like she was raised in a swamp (which they were) like a Female Piggsy from Manhunt would up-end everyone's expectations.

>>878697
Moving the goal posts because his answer to boxing didn't suit your narative? People wanted to see Brock Lesnar so much because they thought he'd tear everyone apart. People were still excited to see Ronda Rousey (lol) and Connor McGregor fight because they are entertaining ans skilled fighters, their weight has nothing to do with any of it. No one wants to watch 3, 5 minute rounds of guys humping each other on the floor regardless of their size.

>>878703
Yes. He does not give a shit anymore.

>>878706
Kharma?

>>878706
Have honey booboos mom play sister abigail

>>878710
>Kharma being a crazy creole voodoo swamp-lady Sister Abigail

Fuck yeah

>>878713
that would be good.
like, her in some tattered nun outfit with some voodoo flair.
and because brays finisher is taking a rock bottom, she should do the rock bottom.

>>878714
>she should do the rock bottom.

She could call it the "swampass"

>>878711
>>878713
>>878714
>>878717


The moment "Sister Abigail" actually becomes a thing, the Wyatts will be EVEN MORE ruined than they already are.

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>>878659
Not fat but big like Rowan and Harper

>>878718
ok

>>878718
Yeah I think its not a good idea to make her an on screen character.
Its best to keep some things in mystique.

>>878717
or just kiss from sister abigail or something like that.
and thats why bray calls it sister abigail cause she did that to him.
so he just imitates the motion.

>>878718
absolutely.
but if they want to do it, do it right.

>>878506
>Kenny Omega at the start of that

I realized the other day that he must be super fucking hyped to be moving up to HW in NJPW because he actually starved himself to stay a Junior.
>we will now get glorious mastadon Omega

>>878722
>but if they want to do it, do it right.

You're talking about WWE here.

Also the Wyatts are worthless shitty jobbers who could be released tommorow and won't be missed.

>>878718
Depends how they handle it, it's incredibly sensitive.
Done well and sparingly, could be great and provide the Family as a whole a defined direction and motivation they sorely need.
Done wrong – or "by the WWE" – they'll shit everything up irreversibly.

>>878723
Our Boy Omega moving up in the world!

>>878724
Harper would be missed.

anyone got Webm of Vinces ref entrance and refbump?

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As long as these guys are still a thing, WWE sucks.

>>878731
That's a really cool image! Did you make that yourself?

>>878734

No, the smookboosters did. It's their "Wall of Shame" banner on their channel.

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>yfw The Rock vs Roman at Mania for the title

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>>878739

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>>878739

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>>878739

>>878744
Better than the scheduled Haitch match because their family of some sorts and it helps Roman's push, because let's face the E won't give up on Roman might aswell give him all the help he needs.

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>>878739

>>878739
Have Roman as the silent heel and it mite be cool

>>878753
I think Roman would be better off with a manager to talk for him. He just doesn't talk very well and his voice is quite frankly SHIT

>>878755
I don't think he really needs one desu.
No talking necessary, just use the fact that fans view him as a nepotism babby and make him smugly beat up fan-favourites. Rarely talk and when he does he should say shit like "I'm a thoroughbred made for sports entertainment" and "you belong in a High School gym".
It'd be interesting.

>>878750
But The Rock is no good in the ring anymore. It would be a trainwreck.

>>878760
It would be a match where Rock does some gimmick moves like shitty stomps and punches, Ramen would probably start dominating, then Rock would do some comeback move, hit the peoples elbow and rock bottom that Roman would kick out at two/reverse into sooperman poonch or spear

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>>878739

And NXT sucks too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HLIqrN8P1Q

>WWE 2K16 Future Stars DLC
>Los Matadores

fuck off. really, just fuck off.

>>878774
>not wanting to play as Primo and Epico
OLE

is El Torito playable?

>>878776

No. If he were, it might be worth the price of admission for him and Samoa Joe. Obviously to put the team of Fatty and The Bull against every tag team ever.

>>878774
Yeah screw that DLC. It annoys me that they got Samoa fucking Joe in the game but not Bayley, Sasha or Becky, who have been around for years.

>>878783
>wanting to play as women who look horrible in 2k games
why

>>878755
He doesnt need a manager at this point. They just need to stop trying to make him talk all the time and do these shitty Cena scripts

>>878759
>giving Roman Corbin's gimmick

>>878788
Because I'm sick of having to download caws who all use the same generic ass entrance with Paige's theme. 2k models may look shit but it would at least feel like I'm actually playing as them.

>>878790
I've always said they should've done this. Including his music and entrance.

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>>878739

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>>878719
too bad havocks racist tweets were literally coming out as she was in the ring and one of the personnel there showed everyone and by the time she got done they told her that they couldnt sign her because of them. Prior to that they liked her, liked her look and she was decent in the ring.
>tfw we could have had hightest nia jax and havoc at the same damn time
feels bad man feels bad.

>>878723
now he can go with roppongi vice to a japanese mcdonalds and get a mcgriddle super early in the morning.

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>>878659
That would surely further channel the True Detective vibe of the Wyatts.

>>878731
how is Stardust a pedo?

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>>878739

>>878739
Better than Roman vs HHH 2bh

Heard from a reliable source that Triple H will win the royal rumble

>>878794
Is the Bank Statement or Bankrupt in 2K16?

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>>878739

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>>878739
IM MARKING OUT BRO THE DWAYNE VS THE REIGN!!!!

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>>878834
Imagine if Vince would have let Rusev beat Cena at WM and then become a monster heel. Just on principle alone, if you arrive to the ring on a goddamn tank, your opponent is gonna get his shit pushed in regardless of 'odds' to overcome.

What a fucking waste.

>>878624
seth already did

>>878831

I wouldn't be surprised at all.

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>>878739

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>>878839
Please don't remind us. It still hurts.

>>878831
Well my sources tell me that The Game is going to take it

>>878833
The regular crossface is in there, so you can pretty close to the Bank Statement, just without that cool backstabber setup, as well as the bridging.

Bankrupt might be in there. Haven't checked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G11_Ettb7gM

>>878831
>>878845
Roman and Brock are too strong to be eliminated by Haitch

>>878852
Bo is the best member of that team

>>878833
>>878850
Just checked. Bankrupt is there under it's regular name, straight jacket neckbreaker.

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>>878739

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>>878839
>this was rusev 9 months ago
>now he's dancing with new day and it's probably lana's fault

still fucks lana and drives a lambo, fucking based rusev

>>878861
Rusev, New Day, the Wyatts.

Lesnar is the last wrestler I like that hasn't been ruined yet.

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>>878861
>>now he's dancing with new day

>implying that wasn't the GOAT short alliance

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Anyone getting his metal as fuck Wyatt Family t-shirt with Sister Abigail on it?

>>878869
>2xl

go all the way if you're going to make a joke famalam

>>878869
Does this pretty much confirm Abigail is coming?

>>878867
>Just 4 man whole chickens and yogurt
>tfw you'll never hang out with New Day and based Slav

>>878718
Not if it's done right. Most people have forgot all about Sister Abigail, I don't think she's been mentioned all year.

>>878872
the yogurt is random, was it for desert or something?

>>878876
It was there as a dip for the chicken.

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>>878871
Bray's career has been a cycle of gaining and losing credibility but I think someone debuting as Abigail would just destroy him.

Any girl they choose won't even be half as dedicated to the gimmick as Bray "The Euphoric One" Wyatt is to his.

>>878718
good the faster big luke gets out of the bray anchor the better.

>>878877
Ah ok middle eastern style, that makes sense.

>>878878
No kidding. Even his tweets are semi in-character. Though a guy like him having a twitter to begin with is already strange.

>>878871
>>878869
Here is some community created Sister Abigails on WWE2k16.

Which is your favourite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6J5i_KOYcM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3ksXyZBzfI

I think the first one looks like Nia Jax. Second one has a cool scar makeup but rest of costume is a bit shit.

>>878883
Both are shit

>>878883
The second one looks like some Bloodborne shit.
It's a cool concept but it's way overdone, the "EMBRACE YOU" writing on the abdomen can go, as can the red markings over the vestments and the sleeve tats.

I'd rather Abigail be some mummified corpse enshrined on the Wyatt's compound. Speaking of which, they need to bring their compound back. We only got to see it once

>>878883
The first one looks a bit more like I'd imagine her to. Second one overdoes it a bit.

Who is the Jannetty of the Social Outcasts?

>>878888
All of them.

>>878888
Adam Rose
No NXT or WWE belts to his name

>>878867

>tfw you don't want comedy Rusev but you know he'd be fucking based at it

>>878888
everyone except Bo

>>878888

Ryback.

>>878892
I think he does a good job of bringing comedic stuff forth whilst also being a Heel in a kind of "clueless, brutish foreigner" way.

>>878560
RIP Hans Gruber

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>>878853

>Triple H is the only guy to have gone over Brock clean several times since he got back

>>878888
Nice.

Also it has to be Bo or Rose.

Slater was part of one of the most dominant stables in WWE and Axel has been single champ and was in a top card feud with Punk.

What did Alex Riley do to get buried so hard?

>>878872
> rusev
> slav
I dont even need flags to tell you are american

>>878905
>several times
It was only at mania and it technically wasn't clean at all.
No one has pinned Brock clean since he's returned, Cena used the chain and steps and Haitch used Shawn, the steps and I don't remember if he used anything else like the sledgehammer.

>>878907
He cant take the bants and pissed off cena amongst others

>>878906
>Slater was part of one of the most dominant stables in WWE
he was the jobber of it.

>>878905
He only got booked as an unbeatable tank since he broke the streak though

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THERE IS A SEVERE LACK OF THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE WORST IDEA EVER

>>878907
>couldnt handle ribs
>was green as fuck
>sandbagged swaggie and someone else almost breaking his neck in the process had it not been for the pure strength and awareness of swagger.
his theme is still over as fuck.

>>878913
Still more than what everyone else accomplished in the E besides Axel IC championship run.

>>878914
Which begs the question of how he was able to end the streak if Triple H, a man who beat him, couldn't after three tries.

>>878906
Bo was NXT champ

>>878915
Who?

>>878920
>Develomental champ.

Wow its fucking nothing.

>tfw truth is being wasted
>tfw epico & primo are being wasted
>tfw rhodes is being wasted
All while Del Rio is used constantly while no one cares for him

>>878506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3lL3f6HtpA&ab_channel=maikutx

its finally here

>>878919
No it doesn't
>giving wrestling any actual thought and taking it seriously

BADA BING, HOTTEST CHICK IN THE RING

>>878495
>>878509
>these pictures
Lol looks like B the Fagg finally went anon

>>878924
Primo & Epico are even more boring than Del Rio, lad. Carlito, Rosa, and Torito have done nothing to change that, as all that heat went to them instead of the actual tag team duo.

>>878929
Yeah, you're right. Consistency with the booking is too much to ask for.

>>878924
The matadores were shit since day one

>>878915

WCW predicted Captain Phasma.

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It's almost time

>>878928
There's too many anime themes in NJPW

>>878935
You're an idiot

>>878934
They've had shit gimmicks and booking

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>>878937
el torito was over as fuck and so was the chant. even owens got a el torito tat because he was such a big fan.

>>878939

I'm not going to believe he's signed until I actually see him on WWE Television. In all seriousness, he's probably the biggest talent acquisition the company has had since the WCW days. If they fuck this up, Vince may as well hang it up.

alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.

/asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR

IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS

IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS

maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it

>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject (really there's no need to)
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind

if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads

thank you

>>878946
>such a big fan

lol

>>878948
clam down

>>878939
What if they had Brock vs Shinsuke at Wrestlemania?

>The biggest star in WWE vs the biggest star from New Japan

How hard would that be to write? With the Network in Japan now then wouldn't they get more subscriptions from there?

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>>878939
nah tama is still a free agent last i heard.

>>878952
Apparently he resigned Monda.

>>878943
When they were tag champs, they had no gimmick other than just being a tag team. That's pretty middle ground booking and only Rosa was memorable due to her forced hispanic bullshit.

They are being repackaged yet again. WWE probably doesn't need to do that but they have to be favored for other reasons outside of family connections.

>>878951
>Remaking their match from 10+ years ago
You know what, that honestly would be kind of neat to see

>>878935
This is WWE not Dragon Ball Z retard.

>>878957
>implying WWE will even mention they had a match before

>>878960
JBL will

>>878960
Of course they won't, but it would be a bit surprising if they did bring it up. That was shortly after the time when Brock walked out of the company & Nakamura was just some jabroni young boy.

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>>878959
>implying it can't be both

>>878909
What is Bulgaria if not slavic?

>>878951

No one would give a SHIT about Shinsuke because no one gives a shit about the indies, and would want Brock to turn him into a blood stain on the mat.

>Trips sneakily having more Wrestlemanias than most legends and HoFs
>Trips sneakily having one more title than Cena

CM Punk

>>878973
>NJPW
>indie
B8 but I'll reply anyway

No one cares about any of the current roster either. What you want to see Heath Slater vs Brock at wrestlemania?

And a stiff as fuck match with Brock in his first year in WWE would help cement Nakamura as a threat in the eyes of the audience even if he doesn't go over but still manages to stagger Brock.

You might as well book Brock against the biggest star with international appeal if he is not in the main event scene. Also since he's starting with a clean slate in WWE he isn't viewed as a jobber joke like the rest of the roster that has been buried beyond repair.

>>878979
Hey Phil!

>>878905
No-one can beat the Badass asskicker: Face Haitch

>>878979
Remember the first Raw in Chicago after Punk left and the crowd tried to hijack Raw with a bunch of rules about what they would cheer and boo? I think they also planned to turn their backs during Haitch's promo or something lel

WWE is boring. I think I'm gonna go binge watch Smarkbusters again.

>>878959
Are you implying DBZ is remotely consistent?

>Monday Night Raw after the Rumble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHU5D2O31vs
>"OOOHHH MMMYYY"
>"YES YES YES!"
>"BRYAN IS BACK"
>"I'm back for one reason, to be champion again!"
>"At Fast Lane I'm going to..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJusRJWvO2s
>"WHAT??!?!"
>"WE HEARD THE RUMORS MAGGLE"
>"TONIGHT?!?!"
>"IT'S SHINSUKE NAKAMURA!!!"
>Nakamura swags down to the ring, Bryan is stunned
>Nakamura points at the wrestlemania sign
>"You... me.... WRESTLEMANIA"
>Bryan smiles
>Crowd going wild
>"It would be an honour... to introduce your opponent at Wrestlemania"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tilSEX-7Oxk
>"OOOOOOHHHHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY"
>"THE FORMER TAG TEAM CHAMPION!"
>"THE BIG GUY"
>"HE'S HUNGRY MAGGLE, IS SUSHI ON THE MENU?"
>"Shinsuke Nakamura... meet Ryback!"
>"Can he do it guys? YES YES YES"
>Ryback vs Nakamura at Wrestlemania
Would /wwe/ mark?

>>878989
Ignoring the Ryback b8.

The crowd isn't going to wild for some lemon-meringue-midget that no one outside of fedoras has heard of.

>>878993
>midget
>6'2
nice b8

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>>878983
>that huge pop and boo when Heyman came out to Punks music

>Regarding Tyler Breeze going from WWE NXT to the main roster, Triple H reportedly really wanted to protect Breeze and saw him as a heel on the level of Dolph Ziggler. Vince McMahon agreed and started Breeze at that level but then wasn't convinced and ended the push immediately
kek

>>879000
Does Vince even want a mid-card?

>>879000
Vince and Dunn are seriously ruining WWE one day at a time.
The more they're in power, the lower the ratings will go.

>>879000
Dolph ziggler was a good heel?
When?

He was over as fuck at the end of 2014
And I recall him being the comedy guy who was throw out of the rumble after he tried to introduce him to Kane

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>>878953
checked monday said says hes still a free agent and hasnt deleted it yet .
Hopefully he signs so he can go be based in NXT.

>>879000
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING WITH THAT WALKING CANE? DUNN GET THIS JOBBER OFF MY MONITOR!

>>878989
DA BIG GUY!

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>>879021

>>879016
before the smarks started chanting for Ziggler, he was a pretty decent heel, not great, but good enough.

Breaking Austin vs the rock in a 1 hour segment has leaked no wrestling

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>>879021

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>>879021

>>878985
Im implying your stupid power level bullshit mentality doesnt apply to wwe.

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>Ziggler talk
>"HE WAS OVER AS FUCK!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYUfD3tv8kA

How many of these do I have to post?

>>878562
Who gives a shit? Omg it's a crazy woman, in wrestling?! When has that ever happened before?!

>>879000
Triple H wanted to protect him so bad that he had him debut on Smackdown

>>879032
Please stop posting your videos here

>>879034
why did he send him up of he wanted to protect him

>>878839
Uuuuugh why, WHY?!
He shouldn't have lost, it makes no sense!

>>879036
he was already in developmental for so long it was pretty much call him up or release him this year as soon as the new guys he was signing were ready to debut.

>>879036
it doesn't matter how much better you're booked down there, 5 years in developmentail is still 5 fucking years

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How do we fix him?

>>879034
>he had him
Stop acting like you know anything you faggot

>>879042
send him to the indies and see if he can be interesting there or if he just goes to movies.

he clearly doesnt give a fuck about wrestling.

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>>878989

>>879044

Send him to the indies then back to WWE. The smarks would jerk their bags off to him then.

>>878984
Faggot

>>879044
>cage orton tag team on lucha underground beating the shit out of rey rey

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Whats going on here?

>>879030
Since when Cena conquered Taker?

>>879062
The two most boring wrestlers in the business are holding a press conference on how they finally killed WWE.

>>879062
Probably reeks of shit in there.

>>879065
noelle isn't a wrestler, she's a ring rat.

>>879057
>cage/orton
why tho?

#SocialOutcasts
Trending worldwide

>>879065
But Seth Rollins is hurt and not there?

>>879062
Can anyone post Indian WWE fans?

>>879042
Nothing? I dont know why people think he doesnt gives a fuck, he wrestles like he always do just like every old guy there barring Cena.

>>879072
I hope they get over as fuck like New day did.

>>879074
just go to wwes facebook or instagram

>>879065
I don't see Seth Rollins in the PIC???

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>>878739

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>>879080

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Own up who is doing this on Noelle Foleys facebook page?

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>>879087
is that a /fit/ Keep Me Posted guy?

>>879087
it's Jeff Murrey

>>879091
What's the story behind this meme?

What is this "Triple H will win the Rumble" meme?

>>879087
I like your little nametag there but fuck off to /wew/ or Steve-O's general.

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>mfw ziggler burials

https://youtu.be/FJh_rHY5-oY

>>878495
>>878495
>>878495

>aspies making threads

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>>879096
it's some mental case on twitter that keeps posting the same things and claims to have big case against the govt and he will be rich in no time. It was originated from pic related on /pol/

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>>879101

He did lose to Heath Slater last week didn't he?

>>879098
there has to be a Reigns vs Haitch match to end the fued and the Roman vs Authority storyline. Unless they blow it off at Fastlane then make it Roman vs Brock at WM with Brock winning the Rumble, the only logical booking would be H winning the belt to continue the storyline all the way to WM.

It would be smarter to do Hunter at RR so he can get the heat needed to be the top heel to ensure Roman's opponent at WM doesn't get cheered over Roman. Best booking possible at this point desu.

>>879098

It's not a meme. It's a very strong possibility actually.

>>879112
>to ensure Roman's opponent at WM doesn't get cheered over Roman

That's never going to happen.

>>879101
Ziggler can't even go over in a kayfabe reality TV show.

>>879115

>That's never going to happen.

You can see the future now?

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>mfw based HHH gives Roman the Sheamus treatment at Mania.

AND THE NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

TRIPOLLLLLLLL HAITCHHHHHHH

I DONT BELIEVE IT JOHN!

TRIPLE H IS A 14 TIME WORLD CHAMPION, 1 TITLE AWAY FROM TYING RIC FLAIR AND JOHN CENA, HAHAHA I LOVE IT! LEMMY WOULD BE SO PROUD.

>Cap this

>>879115
Hunter is going to get tons of heat for winning the Rumble, especially if he comes in at 30

>>879063
It's people Brock beat you ugly mongoloid
>>879069
Good thing that's Charlotte in the picture you stupid fucking cunt

Haitch title run would be amazing. Even if it only lasts 2 months.

I can't wait. He's the best heel in the company other than Vince.

>>879117
No but it's easy to predict considering that WWE can't write for shit and Ramen still gets booed.

>>879121
>Triple H wins the title at the Rumble
>WWE marks talk about how it's smart booking

>>879112
>Roman vs Triple H will end the Roman vs Authority storyline
well one man can only hope, doubt that'll happen though

>>879125
Jericho

>>879126

>Ramen still gets booed maymay

He was cheered in New York and Philly just a few weeks ago. Did you already forget that?

>>879125
I hope he does a couple of tv matches and buries some fan favorites for some extra heat.

>>879112
>>879128
>The Authority has been going on since August 2013

I mean, do they see how idiotic that even is.

>>879132
Never said he doesn't get cheered but he doesn't get "top face" pops and people still boo him.

>>879127

Where did I say it was smart booking? Half of Triple H's title reigns have been some of the most idiotic things this company has ever done. Especially when it comes to his feuds with former WCW guys.

Is League of Nations still in existance

>>879136
>He got worked by based haitch and evolution
He put over goldberg you fag, settle down.

>>879136
Oh you got me all wrong man. I'm not saying you did, but Facebook and Twitter will surely have the loyal WWE marks defending anything the company does.

>>879139

>Hurr you got worked

You're an idiot. And he didn't put over Goldberg, that entire feud sucked balls.

>>879145
>he didn't put over Goldberg
Goldberg won both of their one on one ppv matches and in one of them he took out evolution and haitch before winning.
Goldberg got put the fuck over.

>>879146
>>879146
>>879146
>>879146
Next thread

>>879135
Honestly he doesn't get top anything reactions in general
Go listen to Cena, whether they cheer or boo they react
Roman is a little tepid in comparison and this is supposed to be his big crowning storyline that defines him as a top guy. He should be over and smoldering hot right now.

>>878530
>>878537
To be fair Taker should've had the streak broken by Punk. The angles between Punk and Lesnar were solid, but Heyman was more memorable with Punk. Not to mention the match between Taker and Punk was far better, but that's mostly Taker's fault for looking like shit at 30.

>>878533
>Lesnar was the only opponent who was solely focused on it
>typed on the same post that featured "CM Punk wanted to end the streak, Undertaker wanted to fucking murder Punk"

Did you even watch the angle leading up to 29? I mean, yeah Lesnar is more memorable because he broke it, but if you go back and come 29 v 30, Punk should've conquered the streak.

>>879188
Cuck fans are the worst.