/wwe/ general #1738 Kalisto edition

I miss Edge:/
I like stardust :/

OP has to be having a giggle

This company is a fucking dumpsterfire

>>876641
He has star potential though. If Ambrose was pushed like Reigns, he'd be more over than Bryan.

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ryback gorilla bro 50 time wwe champ 49 relinquishments

kevin obese owens fat piece of shit 50 time world hot dog eating champ

>>876637
finally getting his push, im glad, the sin cara anchor finally gone and hes doing things.

>biggest mania in a long fucking time
>vinces top star and top heel get fuckin injured right after coming back

Is this karma biting vince in the ass for not building up new talent consistently properly?

Ryback: WWE champion
Sin Cara: IC champion
Kalisto: us champion

Kevin Owens: *scott Steiner voice* he's fat!

>>876644
I don't know about that. I've seen him do very little to sell his 'lunatic fringe' angle and while he is technically proficient I can't make myself care when he's in ring.

I did like his table elbow drop on KO though.

>>876637
i like the yes yes yes

LUCHA

LUCHA

LUCHA

>>876651
Ambrose doesn't get to book his own character

The difference between current WWE Ambrose and just FCW Ambrose is like night-and-day

Roman Reigns: WWE champ
Tamina: Divas champ
Usos: Tag champs
Rikishi: IC champ
The Rock: US champ
Nia Jax: Women's champ
Samoa Joe: NXT champ

Kevin Obese Owens: catering champ

Make it happen Vince ;-D

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>I'm upset Latin0 Heat dropped the belt to a babyface getting a push

I'm so sorry OP

>I DO EET FOR MY FEEEEEEENNNSSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3IeLaoUU_Y
>Bork kills everyone
>Tyler Breeze is on the ground
>didn't even get hit

Was he playing dead?

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Lel

>>876663

Playing dead helps most of the time.

>>876663
Obviously that impressive powerbomb Reigns hit him with kept him down for that long

> Ramen is literally too weak to powerbomb 180-pound Tyler Breeze

>>876665

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>876665

This is just a set up for the Royal Rumble.

>>876665
Lel

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>>876637

>OP

>>876665
Oh come on!!

>>876657
Why does everybody keep for getting about the Internet Championship?

Dammit I want a title change now!

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>raw main event
>brock enters
>giga nigga gets rekt
>le fat prizefighter man gets rekt
>del rio gets rekt
>sheamus gets a few shots in

BASED FELLA
A
S
E
D

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>>876665
FUCK THIS MAN
why
Now I feel like No Heato is gonna keep the tittle and successfully defend it at the Rumble

Brock Lesnar WWE champion
Big Show IC CHAMP
Luke Harper us champ
Erick Rowan and Brawny Strongman tag champ
Baron Corbin NXT champ
Festus & A-train NXT tag champs
Cody Hall NJPW champ

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>>876665

>1 day reign

>>876637
Just lost the title to Del Rio. LOL.

>>876678
3 day, technically

>>876680
Nope.

>>876667
Did you watch the clip? He purposely kept Tyler down and then lifted him again for the powerbomb

>>876681
Wait
Is this live or taping
If it's taping then it's 3 kayfabe days

>>876667
Do you ever get tired of talking about Reigns?

>>876679
Fucking called it last night.
They did it to make smackdown seem important because of the change in network.

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>>876665

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>>876665

>>876683
lol SURE he did, he was just pretending to visibly struggle

>>876687
Nope. Making fun of him never gets old, 'specially when it makes marks like you this pissy kek kek kek

>>876665
>kalisto defended it as much as deanetty
he has that going for him.

>>876665
>WHC title change on Raw
>US title change on Raw 2 weeks(?) later
>another US title change the next day on a TAPED show
So...we TNA now?

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>Rusev is injured again

>>876665
I don't believe it...

Oh well.

JUST

>>876691
what a sad life

>>876665
how has anyone not noticed that barrett is back in that picture.

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>>876646
Kevin Owens ME Wrestlemania for the rest of his career.

Ryjob becomes the Social Outcasts pin eater from the rest of his career.

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>>876696

No he isn't

>>876699

Barrett is on and off. Even then he barely does anything because he has nerve damage.

Y'all have some shitty wrestlers as your favorites.
>Tyler "Baby Dick" Black
>New Gay
>Roidbotch
>The Lunatic Cringe
>Rock's cousin
>Memesaro
>Super Island Nigger Bros.
>Spooky fedora man and his jobber family
>Heath "Raping chicks and chasing checks" Slater
>EAT STEEN EAT
>Wade "Broke Down Body" Barrett

The state of this whole company is one big JUST like this dude pointed out.>>876689

>>876699
He was involved in the finish

>>876696
It's a minor knee injury. He'll be back soon enough.

>>876698
Drinking your tears is super happy fun time buddeh

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>>876689

>>876703
So who do you like then, Mr. Patrician Taste?

>>876703
so who do you like

>it's a brie taps out episode

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>>876703
>hating on Da Big Guy
He'll save the raitings
Also when vince buys tna with garage sale money
He'll be the first to unify the WWEWHC and TNA champioship to make the WWETNAWHC championship belt

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I'm taking your Championship! And I'm taking your arm!

>>876715
That's a sure fire way to make sure WWE dies even faster than it already is.

>>876715
>implying the tna part wouldn't just be erased when they get unified

>>876701
How can this guy be so based?

>>876717
>WWE
>dying

hahahahaha

>>876703

who do you like?

>>876715
>implying it wouldn't be a shitty invasion angle

>>876715
Godammit Vince! Don't you have a company to fuck up? GTFO

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>I am a #SocialOutcast

>>876674
>>876674
Longest reigning champ :)

>>876725
I can see why

>>876725

Kevin Owens club W W @

>>876720
Last year was the lowest-rated Road to WrestleMania since 1997 and this year is down 600K from that

>>876722
>An invasion angle featuring all the wrestlers that WWE future endeavoured

>>876730
and Vince McMahon is a billionaire again and the Network and everything is doing great so....

>>876732
> billionaire

In stock assets, which mean literally nothing

> Network is doing great

According to whom?

>>876726
5 years and still going strong if I remember correctly.

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>>876725

>>876644
>>876651
>>876655
Yeah, Ambrose is main event talent waiting to happen, it's all about the booking and Michael Cole keeping his mouth shut.

I expect Dean to have a career similar to Ziggler/Foley where he'll have some good title runs that are shorter than what's deserved. He'll never be the face of the company a la Cena/Reigns but then he'd be hated like the two of them.

Of course something drastic can happen and he could go the way of Stone Cold. I'm hoping that they might allow him to do something with his character with the Last Man Standing match at RR. It'll probably steal the show with KO involved, but that match screams classic Moxley. Hope they blade.

>>876725
>>876736
did you spot any qt3.14s?

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>>876736

>>876665
>>876665
>>876665
>>876665
>>876665
LOLWWE
EWWLOL
Seriously, fuck WWE.

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>ywn see the goat, heel 08-10 Jericho again

face/y2j Jericho is cringeworthy

>>876675
because he attacked him from behind. People always get some in when they do that shit. Sheamus would of got tossed like everyone else

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>>876637
>Del Rio won the title back on Smackdown

This fucking company.

>>876665
>1(one) day champ
>moyeslisto

>>876737
>He'll never be the face of the company a la Cena/Reigns but then he'd be hated like the two of them.

I hope you're not implying that fans will inherently hate the top guy, because that's some ludicrously out-of-touch WWE bullshit

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>>876741

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>>876751

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>>876752

>>876725
>Social Outcast hashtag used to get them fans
>literal social outcasts respond

What did you expect?

>>876743
That was before he had his mid-life crisis.

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>>876753

What do you think Kalisto thought when they told him he'd drop the title?

>>876708
>>876709
>>876721
Big Match John
Based Rusev
Based Del Rio

>>876758

He's an actor. He's just playing a part.

>>876759
>liking Lati- no Heat

>>876757
solid 7

>>876760
Strong contender for dumbest "IT'S NOT REAL" post yet

US belt is back to Euro title levels. They should have given it back to Rusov

>>876758
Was probably confused why they gave it to him in the first place.
Just imagine him having the biggest night of his career, with everyone backstage most likely congratulating him saying "you earned it", and then showing up for work the next day, being told they were taking that away.

I have a feeling Kalisto will get the title back very soon. It's going to be a back and forth title exchange bullshit. Calling it.

>>876749
No, I just meant that Cena and Reigns have failed as faces of the company. Granted, Cena was just overused and made to be invincible. The attitude era really for the audience used to a few main guys and meaningful placeholder runs (for the most part), but that all went to shit.

Ratings may have tarnished Rollins' run at the top, but he was far more over as heel.

>>876765

He'll probably win it back at the Rumble.

>>876759
> liking Cena

18+

> liking El Sellout

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>>876765
Imagine that

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>>876766
>back and forth title exchange bullshit

oh great

>>876765
Sounds like SOP for WWE honestly

We're almost at the 5-year anniversary of Christian's 2-day WHC reign after all

>>876766
thats what im thinking. theyll do another match, probably at the royal rumble, and therell be no interference or something this time and kalisto will win the title back and be able to say that it wasnt just a fluke victory the first time

>cena, cesaro, owens, rusev, zayn spend 7 months building prestige of the US title
>dorito wins it and ruins everything they did

>>876766
nah it's Kalisto vs League of Nations. Kalisto keeps getting screwed and finally wins the title back at like Wrestlemania or maybe Fastlane.

>>876777
>Cena isn't holding a title
>creative team stops caring

Shocking.

>>876779
>League of Nations

Is that still a thing? I feel like they didn't even mention them last night

>>876777
>dorito wins it and ruins everything they did
But creative ruined it. Not Del Rio. If creative did a decent job in storytelling Del Rio would of had a meaningful title reign.

>>876770
>Title that elevated more superstars than the WWE title.

I want it back so bad guys.

>>876781

Because they're actually the league of glass cannons.

>>876781
Thats because Rusev wasnt there last night and theyre not having Barrett take any bumps so hes barely there

>>876771
>here comes the challenger, 5-time U.S. Champion Alberto del Rio
>now your 3-time U.S.Champion, Kalisto

Bravo, Vinny.

>>876783
WWE needs to bring back the brand split so there can be two champions and they can build two separate stars simultaneously.

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>>876787

>WWE needs to bring back the brand split with this depleted roster lacking talent and full of injuries

>>876779
>Kalisto keeps getting screwed

I cannot think of a WWE angle that I'm more tired of than this

>>876782
Del Rio has no charisma and has been sloppy in-ring since his return.

Yeah, you can blame Creative for whatever MexAmerica was, but it's not 100% their fault.

>>876787
Indeed. Unless they get a brand and title split WWE will keep being shit.

>>876788
Just send some NXT backup.

>>876790
Alberto has charisma when he's not being written by a 70-year old white billionaire

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>>876787
>brand split fags

>>876715
this was a nice title why did they change it for the every love fucking christ

>>876792
You mean when he was a top main event face in AAA instead of being booked as a generic mid-card heel?

>>876787
the brand split sucked ass

>>876651
Let's not forget that he has read off of a script that some writer came up with. I'm surprised he does so well with some of the crap that's written. Watch his promo after winning the IC Title, it's a world of difference when he's not reading.

https://youtu.be/iGKBXqugmBY

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>>876798

>>876797
Moreso when he was a top face in Lucha Underground

But yeah

>>876788
>What is NXT for again?

>>876803
To kill the indies.

>>876783
>yfw great Superstars held this title than the Superstars who held the WWE Championship
That said the WHC stayed in Smackdown for most of it's existence meaning the Smackdown created the best Superstars, stories, and title prestige in comparison to Raw.

KO for The Obese Championship.

They shoulda kept the Big Gold Belt and not the giant dubya belt.

>>876803

To make neckbeards happy.

>>876764
The last time the US title actually meant anything, it was a WCW title

>>876762

18+

>>876808
Vince probably didn't want it to ever to survive after the split because it reminded him about WCW. His petty vengeance ruined a good chance to keep the GOAT title in history.

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Tell me about Ryback, why does he wear the mask?

>>876805
I liked that almost anyone could be WHC while now the WWE WHC can only be gotten by so few is laugable.

Guys like Kane, Big Show, Henry, Undertaker and more were rewarded a championship run thanks to the WHC.

>>876819
It feeds him more.

>>876812
Before Cena open challenge the last time the US title meant something was when Benoit and Booker T feuded over it.

>>876822
What about Benoit and MVP?

>>876819
cool dolph looks like anime here
ryback too

>>876823
It was okay but truly Benoit disadvantage agaisnt Booker added more pressure to the matches and made it seem like it was worth the sacrifice to earn the title.

>>876823
Man, 2007 was MVP's year.

>>876819
is dolph wearing a new day hoodie?

>>876807
Yeah ok he's fat we get it. We heard you the first 20 times you posted it.

>>876834
No, he isn't fat. He is fucking obese. He's going to keel over in the ring one of these days.

>>876808

The Big Gold belt is a remnant of WCW so they wanted to bury it.

>>876836
>tfw no more clockwork.

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>>876849
>>google man masurbate Big Show

>>876849
>>google man masurbate Big Show

Wew lad hope you got your internet history sorted cause the NASA probably dont think the best of you

>WWE Intercontinental Champion Dean Ambrose challenges Kevin Owens to a Last Man Standing match at the Royal Rumble. Sheamus comes out and has words for Ambrose. Owens is out next and he accepts the challenge. They beat down Ambrose until Neville makes the save

>The Dudley Boyz defeated Erick Rowan and Luke Harper in a Tables Match. Braun Strowman attacks after the match and puts both Dudleyz through tables

>JoJo interviews WWE United States Champion Kalisto, who gives a nod to Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio

>Heath Slater, Adam Rose, Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas defeated Goldust, Jack Swagger, Zack Ryder and Damien Sandow

>Alberto Del Rio defeated Kalisto to win back the WWE United States Title. King Barrett was at ringside and provided an assist to help Del Rio win the title

>Becky Lynch defeated Brie Bella by submission

>Dean Ambrose and Neville vs. Kevin Owens and Sheamus ends in a no contest as both teams brawl outside of the ring. Owens is brought back in to take a Dirty Deeds and 450 but that may have been after SmackDown ended

>>876852
>who gives a nod to Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio

And then they make him lose.....

>>876644

Ambrose doesn't have a chant that's more over than him, he flop just as badly as Reigns.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/smackdown/2016-01-14/kalisto-alberto-del-rio-united-states-championship-match-28539359

Poor Kalisto.

>>876852
>>The Dudley Boyz defeated Erick Rowan and Luke Harper
Good. Now can we put this feud to rest now?

>>Heath Slater, Adam Rose, Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas defeated Goldust, Jack Swagger, Zack Ryder and Damien Sandow.

I like that all of them are getting screen time, glad SO won. I really think they are getting a push.

>>876852
>Sandow on TV
Well. Guess I'm watching.

>>876852
>>WWE Intercontinental Champion Dean Ambrose challenges Kevin Owens to a Last Man Standing match at the Royal Rumble. Sheamus comes out and has words for Ambrose. Owens is out next and he accepts the challenge. They beat down Ambrose until Neville makes the save

That sounds like one big clusterfuck

>>876869

He was standing around in the beginning of Raw. From the looks of it, he's back to being the Intellectual Saviour of the Masses.

>>876649
Not the biggest mania in a long time is it then you tard

>>876871
Randomly inserting useless face #5 to save Dean

>>876869
only if hes sizzle.

>>876665
FLIPPY SHIT GET FUCKED

>>876637
he looks so happy :3

Why the fuck is Roman still using the vest?
He's a world champ now

>>876665
876665

What was the point?

>>876665
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>876886
I don't know. WWE is too lazy to give him new attire.

>>876886
He is still wet about Ambrose.

The vest was most likely an ambrose gift.

>>876887
Supposedly Meltzer said Del Rio was visibly upset during the main event of RAW.
Take that as you will.

Adam Rose is the Jannetty of the Social Outcasts right?
>inb4 "they're all the Jannetty"

>>876665
Glad ADR won

>>876896
Yes.

Heath is the leader, Bo is the talker, Axel is the muscle and Rose the pin eater.

>>876890
Is not just his shield attire, his theme song is a mixed version of the shield's theme, his catchphrase "believe that" is from "believe in the shield", he still does the punch taunt that he, deand seth used to do after they beat someone, and he also still does his shield entrance..

>>876900
also Rose is the only one without any championship belts

>>876902
as it shouldn't be

>>876902
Bo hasnt won any titles on the main roster yet

>>876907
should*

>>876908
I meant in WWE, not just the main show. FCW doesn't count because everyone won that belt

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>>876893

>>876886

Why does Owens wrestle in a t-shirt?

>>876637

OP GOT BLOWN OUT

>>876917
You really want to see him without one?

>>876917

Why wouldn't he be?

>>876921
kinda

>>876924
Why? To laugh at him?

>>876735
WWWYKI

>>876925
Yes

>>876917
Because his body is too gross-looking for kids

>>876757
Id do her from behind

>>876917
it's his preference, he's been wearing it most of his career

>>876674

Bring back the Million Dollar Belt.

RYBACK WORLD TITLE RUN LITERALLY WHEN!?!

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU VINCE?

>>876856
Ambrose's top pushes in 2014 & 2015 prove this laughably wrong

>>876933
>his preference
>not because he's fat as all fuck
>defending the idol of fat neckbeard marks everywhere
>BAKA

>>876938
But he wore basically the same gear when he was a skinny teenage boy

>>876936

What push? You mean those PPVs against Rollins and Wyatt that he failed to win?

>>876939
He was never skinny.

>>876940
Being moved up the card would be the literal definition of a "push" marky mark

>>876935
never, Roidedbooty only has a semi over chant. Vince sees that everything about him is boring as fuck.

I want him get off my TV and to stay off my TV.

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>>876941
*shrug*

>>876944

But he hasn't went anywhere since the Shield broke up. If anything it's Rollins that got the BIG push.

>>876946
> Vince since everything about Ryback is boring
> is pushing Reigns as the face of the company

I think I've spotted a flaw in your logic

>>876948
Was Ambrose pushed to the top of the card? Yes or No?

How are you not grasping this?

>>876637

WWE BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMDS5oJSrp8

>>876797

Alberto El Patron.

>No surprise entrants/returns this year.
>Tfw just when you think the Royal Rumble can't be any worse next year it does.

It'll be a C PPV in 2 years time. What a joke

>>876952

Never, and probably never will be hopefully.

>>876959
> too illiterate to answer a yes or no question

The state of "Deannetty" shitters

>>876950
reigns is way better than ryback in almost every way though

>>876950
the difference is Roman has potential if booked properly while Ryback doesn't.

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>a wank pheasant is the champion

>>876962
But he literally isn't

> worse talker
> less charisma
> obviously nowhere close to as strong

>>876967
Neither one of them are strong.

basically this https://youtu.be/DfQnrGaCe7E?t=2m20s

I wish they gave him more time on the mic, but after last night and smackdown coming up i'm thinking he's getting his shot

>>876965

As opposed to a literal ratings killer eh?

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>>876665

>le mad at end of raw
>mad cause he lost us title
>they give it back to him

What a fucking idio del memeo is la

>>876952
>seth dragging deanetty to the top of the card
once seth was done with him ambrose went back where he should be.

>>876977
wonder how mad he'll be when he loses it again to kalisto

>>876665

>Trying to get people to watch memedown with title changes that devalue the championship.

All the work Cena did to make that strap relevant is all gone.

>>876967
Ryback is by far a worse talker. Roman has had blunders but nothing was worse than Ryback's talking segments when he was the IC champ

>>876982
THE MASTER OF THE FEED ME MORE

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NO CHANCE

NO CHANCE IN HELL

>>876982

Ryback should be world champ.

>>876947
>skinny
>no muscle definition, clear double chin if he wasn't looking up, fat cheeks, wearing a shirt to cover up his tits and belly

Nice try you fat neckbeard

WAKE UP IT'S SLEEPING TIME

>>876970
> implying

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydtRKgpCbZw

>>876982
Nobody cuts good promos on RAW

Ryback's stuff on Backstage Fallout destroys any of Ramen's countless attempts at forced catchphrases

>>876983

Ryback needs to go by his gimmick and actually be "fed" all these jobbers. At least if he's burying talent it would make more sense.

>>876986
> muscle definition
> skinny

You absolute retard

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>I don't like Ryback

>>876957
>>No surprise entrants/returns this year.

GET READY TO FLY

>>876989

This. He needs to just come out every week and beat up some jobber then leave.

>>876989
>>876993
But that gets boring after a while because he actually needs to do something

He's weirdly good in hossfights, feud him with Sheamus once they stop pretending he's world champ-tier

>>876989
>>876993
>>876999

you guys DO know that's how he started out right, beating jobbers on TV & even PPVs.

>>876988
>nobody cuts good promos
>continues on to compare Fallouts to scripted promos to try to give the edge to Ryback
no

>>877005
> implying Ryback debuting is meant to be some ancient history

18+

>>877007
Reigns is shite on Fallouts too, buddeh

Every time he tries to improv. he just embarrasses himself

NAH CHICAGO THIS ISN'T BORING, THIS IS REAL LIFE

>>877005

Yeah but smarks complained, "herr gerdberg", "indie or GTFO", etc.

>>877008
no, I'm implying it would be stupid for him to go back to beating jobbers on a weekly basis again, unless he got hurt and was gone for like 9-12 months or so. What would be the point of him just destroying jobbers every week now?

>>876990
I was saying he wasn't skinny, he's fat just like you, you fucking neckbeard

>>877015
> so angered by Owens being successful that he's rendered illiterate

heres how u fix the WWE

unleash 2013 ryback on roman
unleash heel jericho on ambrose
unleash jack swagger on us champion

>>877009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i0C4ckDqF8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zlyzzH5rN0
Not him but Roman is good in Fallouts too, Ryback is still the worse talker.

>>877021
all i got from this is that john cena is incredibly over

>>877021
I've already seen the bottom one and I know it's shite

>>877023
That should've already been common knowledge m8.

>>877019
garbage

I want Jericho & Balor to form a tag team, they would mesh good together.

>>877029
pl ease kill yourself

>>877031
Shill yourself

Y2J is booty

>>877030
I'd rather see Balor just Doublestomp old CoolDad into retirement

...from TV period

>>877030

Lionheart Chris Jericho was dope.

Cool dad midlife crisis lesbian hair imposter isn't and he needs to stop showing up on my screen.

>>877030
nah jericho probably doesnt want to team up with his former manlet copycat.

>>877039
> implying that Jericho isn't a manlet

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>>876901
He IS The Shield

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Imagine how good a El Patron vs Kalisto match on Lucha Ubderground

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>I watch wrestling for the matches

>>877048
lucha underground back next week?

>>877050
> I watch it for sub-porno tier acting

18+

>>877047
> Punk's concept
> Rollins's ideas

All co-opted to make Reigns look really, really strong

>>876917
>Brock tears fatty's t-shirt
>stretch marks everywhere

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>unironically hating reigns

it's like you don't know this is for 9 year olds

>>877065
And Reigns wasn't even their first choice to be in it. He was literally some scraps they decided to use when Plan A fellow through.

>>877074
>their

Huh? I thought Punk's original idea was Ambrose, Hero (Ohno) and Rollins. WWE opted for Reigns over Hero and Punk didn't wanna fight about it.

>>877076
Yeah that's what I meant. You're right, just worded it poorly. Sorry.

>>877073
this past Raw was packed with Kids more than usual and was dead as fuck, if they catered to a more adult/smark audience they would get a more positive crowd.

Look at the attitude era for a example, or NXT or ROH.

>>877073
> enjoying Reigns

!8+

>>877082
attitude era is never coming back

wwe is centered on children

the only hope for wrestling is the outlaws and meme underground, never see any kids in those crowds

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>>877082
Who /attitude/ here?

>>877082
NXT crowd has loads of kids in it tho

>>877084
> never see any kids in the Lucha Underground crowd

Because you don't watch it, right?

>>877085
>not having a CRT monitor

pleb wojack to be honest

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>>877087
maybe I missed them or was focused on watching the actual matches which really is the point

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>>877076
>Ambrose, Hero (Ohno) and Rollins

let's be honest here

if that had been the shield they wouldn't have been nearly as big a deal as they became

vince's lust for bbygril saved the whole thing

>>877093
nah, rollins and ambrose carried the fucking shield, reigns was a great hot tag but if reigns had even the wrestling skill/charisma that Hero has in his left pinky they would've been the best stable in wrestling history

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLGSKNv1kiI

>>877091
You can spin being unobservant as much as you like, but you're still a dummy

>>877101
nah pal, you're the dummy

>>877093
If they wanted a young homegrown guy they should've picked Big E

>>877102
> no u

18+

>>876715
>yfw Beeg becomes the only man to hold the ECW, WCW, WWE and TNA world championships

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>>877105
>world class powerlifter
>great athlete
>charisma out the ass
>can talk
>can do comedy and dramatic
>great acting

if only he was white

seriously wwe is a joke

>firing ricochet for being black and too over

fuck this company

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>>877097
not what I'm saying

if the shield had hero, sure it would've been great

but they wouldn't have gotten the huge push they got

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>>877110
i honestly think Punk would probably still be in the WWE if they had listened to him about the Shield and would try to put his buddies over

I think them pushing reigns like crazy is part of a rib on him

totally tinfoil opinion but whatever

>>877109
big e had a shot and blew it

hes in a good position now with new day

>>877114
i wasn't watching

how did he blow his shot? assuming this is when he was US champ with ziggler and AJ

>>877114
>big e had a shot and blew it

???????????

>>877114
>>877115
vince realised he was black

Brock Lesnar winning the rumble vs. Reigns at mania.

or

Triple H wins rumble vs Reigns at mania.

Lets say scenario 2 happens. What do they do with Brock?

>>877115
>>877116
Vince found out he is a fag. Vince doesn't like fags except for Pat "Fudgepacker" Patterson and HBGay.

>>877119
> Big E
> gay

lol you are so wrong

>>877120
Sure I am.

>>876642
>see the roster on the ramp
>oh that's nice they're doing a bowie tribute
>no wait they're out there for a Vince promo that makes you wonder why he brought them out there in the first place
>hey stardust painted his face like ziggy stardust that's a nice tribute surely they won't make him lose
>loses anyway
>this is the 11th loss to Titus
>Stardust hasn't beaten Titus once
>every match he loses to clash of the Titus

just...fuck this company...seriously

>>877122
bud he was the dad of the year :3

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>>877123
and the children just love him

>>877115
ic champ, super awkward on commentary multiple times, bad on mic

>>877124
kid is so fucking mad cena isnt there

>>877125
That and a nigger is touching him.

New thread:

>>877127
>>877127
>>877127

>>877125
> bad on mic

Wrong

> IC Champ
> push

KALISTO IS SHIT.

DEL RIO WINS BACK TITLE ON SMACKDOWN.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCKING MEXICAN MIDGETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?!!

>>877090
It's obviously Wojack in 2016 reminiscing about the mid to late 90s.

>>876743
>Jericho has to be a face just because he returns every few months now and the product sucks so bad people crave the old dogs.

Why do they do this to me. Is there any chance we'll actually see Jericho have one last great program? I don't think he's had one since Punk in 2012.

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>>876665
F

>>877093
If Hero could have stayed jacked and not gotten so fat, the Shield would've gotten even bigger than they did.

>>876819

He's a big guy

>>876852
>>Heath Slater, Adam Rose, Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas defeated Goldust, Jack Swagger, Zack Ryder and Damien Sandow


whoever wins, we lose

>>877111

>pushing reigns as a rib on punk

wew lad did you forget to take the pills today

>>877016
not him, but please...have sex

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>>877240
yea fatter because of hero due to wwes based catering just ask owens.

>>877884
Shouldn't Ryder be at like Yokozuna-level fat by now then?

>>877945
difference is he works out to get back in shape he was chubby for a few months.