This thread is in tribute to the GOAT of all GOATs, Bret Sergeant Hart
Post your favourite Bret Hart matches, moments and promos here
> inb4 hurr when giga kyke ended his career XD
You are not being funny and you are not being clever
>mfw I found out that original Botch Cara got cucked out of every single name he's had and now goes by Caristico
owens gets zero offense and wants to run but brock just suplexes him on the stage
You're an even worse draw than Bret, Trips.
>releasing the list of all entrants
>no surprise entrants whatsoever
>the state of Royal Rumble
To all the people saying that Sasha isn't injured just because WWE is denying it, that doesn't really mean much. Meltzer also mentioned that they also denied Bryan having a concussion in his latest injury for the longest while.
When you own the record books, they will say whatever you want them to.
You will understand when you're older.
Is it in the record books for you to watch your wife getting BLACKED?
>Orton has neck problems guise!
>Orton literally out of nowhere has to come out and say he doesn't
>Da company is lying senpai!
>Rusev didn't show last night! I bet he's injured!
PLEASE have sex.
The fact that Orton didn't get surgery just reveals that he got suspended. It's pretty obvious at this point.
Notice how they tried to cover up why he wasn't on the Mexico tour with some kayfabe excuse?
Orton himself claims he got shoulder surgery, but why didn't they showed any footage or photos of him getting surgery, like with Cena and Rollins?
Orton clearly walked out when he heard he was the pre-show.
> action figures
Its a collectors item you muggy cunt, its only an action figure if you take it out the box.
Collectors items are what you get for xmas when grown ups already own everything in the world they want
>Its a collectors item
>Owning dolls past the age of 8
>White knighting Bret Fart on an anonymous anime imageboard
What does that have to do with being underage? His matches lately are just fucking boring and it's a resthold festival with that RKOOUTTANOWHERE HAHA I LOVE IT MAGGLE which basically became a meme itself
Randy after dropping the legend killer gimmick just went boring/stale
>but why didn't they showed any footage or photos of him getting surgery, like with Cena and Rollins?
Because they don't care about him like they used to. Cena is Cena, and Rollins was the World champ.
>Orton himself claims he got shoulder surgery, but why didn't they showed any footage or photos of him getting surgery, like with Cena and Rollins?
Because charisma-transplants are non-invasive procedures.
>Vince...I think it's time
Post yfw Da Big Guy Wins the Rumble, successfully defends his tittle at wrestlemania against Brock and holds it until he retires at Wrestlemania 60
>WWE star Sheamus suffered what appeared to be a deep gash on his forehead during his scrap with Dean Ambrose on Raw.
>A graphic video on WWE’s website showed Sheamus requiring three stitches to close the wound. WWE’s medical team actually had to open up the cut even further to drain out blood from his forehead to clear the clot.
>Fans tweeted out pictures of Sheamus’s forehead covered in blood at the time of the incident, which WWE did not show on TV.
New battlescar for fella
HE'S A LUNATIC MAGGLE HE JUST DOES THINGS
JBL edition when?
What's the point of Stardusts' feud with Titus anyway? He just constantly loses after really short matches that have nothing memorable in it besides random chimping out of Stardie. I mean Titus "wants him" to become Cody again but it's just badly written
Question to americans, do many people in Texas have the same accent as JBL does?
>40 years old
Blimey so this is what it feels like to have a waifu
>As noted, WWE pulled Sasha Banks from the ring after her December 28th WWE RAW match against Becky Lynch in Brooklyn. Word was that she had an undisclosed injury.
>After Sasha apparently dismissed but did not deny the reports on her Tumblr last week, it's being reported now that she suffered a MCL injury to one of her knees. She is not expected back in the ring until some time in February, according to PWInsider.
>As noted earlier, Paige also confirmed that she's out of action with a slight concussion. Both Divas should be back in action before too long.
>Nikki, Paige and Sasha all rekt
>Brie and Foxy are jobbers
>Charlotte can't get a reaction without daddy
>Based Becky is the only one over
How you want your revolution F.A.M?
I wish my accent was like that. Instead I'm a fucking slav with a mix of american/britbong accent.
it may happen. But not this year I think. He wins the IC title back then defends it at mania then goes on to win MITB
Given all these weird things that have been happening lately like Kalisto winning the US title. I wouldnt be suprised if Based Fatass got his white belt back in 2 weeks
>less than two weeks until the Rumble
>no one gives a shit
>Fastlane is a guaranteed joke of a PPV
>Wrestlemania plans have been changed multiple times in the past two months
WWE needs to wake up and realize that even the most loyal wrestling fans want nothing to do with them anymore.
I can't name any not including old.guys like.dudleyz with a finisher with a proper set up except for like neville. A good finisher should have a set up, people should.know its coming. Eg 3D, scorpion death drop, razors edge, and recent examples rainmaker, double high fly flow. They all have a pretty long set up and not just outta nowhere xD
Sheamus is just as bad, just constant Brogue Kicks all the time. This is one of many reasons why matches between Sheamus and Reigns are so tedious.
>IT'S OVER MAGGLE!
>IT'S THE END MAGGLE!
>HE'S GONE MAD MAGGLE
>GET THIS HOTHEAD OUT OF HERE MAGGLE!
>SHUT UP MAGGLE!
One thing that pisses me off more than that is the amount of pin attempts.
Like what the fuck, almost every move right now ends in a pin attepmt, and while it would be okay after about 20 minutes when both men are visibly tired and are throwing out their best to win it's believable then in matches that just started it's plain fucking retarded, ruins the tempo of the match and it's usually just a quick kickout at one, at two at most.
Pins being chain reversed into another pin attempt for like 5 pins in a row with each of them being a two count that doesn't amount to anything and then the match continues.
They keep doing this.
It's basically hell.
Anybody else been really liking him lately?
He started off wobbly in his reign with the hyper-forced "Sheamus 5:15" stuff but since he's toned that down he has really stepped it up both in-terms of his talking and his ring-work.
I don't know where this speaking ability came from, but he's always been great in-ring, his current role just lets him show that more and he's been a consistently great stiff worker for a bit now.
>kick out at two
>person who kicked out is back to their feet no selling at all in a few seconds
I just wish he was in a different era. He's limited way too much.
His match against Cesaro, I forgot when, for the US title a few years back was one of the best things I'd ever seen in a long time.
That was a fucking A-Tier hossfest.
I'd really like to see him go against a smaller guy like Neville/Kalisto who could sell his offense well.
Those could be great Mania feuds for him, actually. He's not busy right now and a win over him would be a big rub for those guys and wouldn't hurt Sheamus that much because he's basically a perma-uppercarder anyway.
Why would i imply that no selling is acceptable where did you get that from?
Multiple pin attempts and 1 and 2 counts have always been a intrinsic part of wrestling matches, it is all part of the facade
I honestly see no good outcome of RR and so far the upcoming WrestleMania seems to be one of the shittiest in the history
I can't believe that they resurrected the pseudo biblical verse reference thing involving some one called Roman of all things and didn't turn it round on it's self and make it an actual biblical reference that lead to something interesting.
Not a christfag though so I couldn't say what verse from Romans would work, if any.
It'd involve Roman being able to quote bible verse without looking like a spaz which given his mic skills and the shonkyness of the idea is legitimately impossible.
No one would believe that a manlet managed to beat Taker
When the time comes, yes that would be a good buildup of the feud. But as of now? All Kevin has done is beat John Cena and you have Lesnar booked as the strongest man in kayfabe
It would make no sense. We would need a year of Owens legit looking like a threat, winning all his feuds.. and atleast hitting his apron powerbomb on more people. Throwing him into a feud with someone like Lesnar would be dumb as fuck right now. The guy sells lots of merch sure, but he isnt as much of a draw as the big dogs yet
>It would make no sense. We would need a year of Owens legit looking like a threat, winning all his feuds..
You realize it's fake, right? All you need is for the guy to be popular enough that the fans are willing to buy into him getting more screen-time and you can just start booking him stronger over a matter of weeks.
Who cares about believability? If that were even remotely a factor someone as clearly rickety as old man Taker wouldn't be able to contend with his arthritis, let alone someone like Brock.
People hating you =/= people thinking you're a title threat. Right now owens is struggling to fight fucking Dean "no gainz" Ambrose.
Putting him after into a feud with a guy who can suplex city big show is absurd. This is coming from someone who wants to see Kevin Owens succeed btw but it's gonna take work on his and wwe to do it.
>This entire post
Owens will never look like a threat to current Brock even with 10 years of strong booking. He barely looks like a threat to Reigns and 90% of the current roster.
ZaynOwens mark here. I agree with this. Owens isnt ready to be in a feud with a threatening part timer yet. I say give him another year of winning feuds.
Hopefully he kills ambrose and gets dq'd at mania and that ends the feud and he ascends to WHC level. Big Dreams...He may retain and stay in midcard then win MITB though.
>This entire post
Completely trumped by the fact that fans are into him and completely buy him as a threat.
I repeat: it's fake. They can do what they want as long as the fans like these guys; anyone can be a threat to anyone within the realm of some reason (basically excluding full-on comedy jobbers) and fans are demonstratively willing to place Owens within that realm.
That said, I wouldn't even personally like Brock vs KO for basically all the drawbacks stated. But it COULD be done, and if you think otherwise you're firmly stuck in the 80's.
>fans are into him
>buy him as a threat
Buy him as a threat how exactly? Cena got his 2 wins back, he cheated to beat Ryback the first time, and for the most part he's used to running away from people or attacking them from behind.
How could you possibly compare this to Taker and say "forget believability" Even at 50, Taker looks like a credible threat to Lesnar cause he still stays in shape.
>They can do what they want as long as the fans
As long as it's what *Vince McMahon* wants. If Phil didn't jump ship, WM 30 main event was going to be Orton vs. Batista. I kept saying this to smarks at the time but they were like, "Nah no way they'd do that, Bryan is so over!!!" And then in his book Bryan literally says he was going to be facing Sheamus.
I-I just wanna talk about wrestling
Your favourite wrestling body?
Mine is Luke Harper (circa (2014)
Harper's physique in the mid 2010's was very impressive. He has a naturally strong frame and his ample pudge really complemented this. Zero abs and a body shape that could make any bear in heat pregnant. An aspect I loved of his body was the thick, mangy layers of rough, matted body hair. It really complimented his "Truckstop rapist" phase. I often find myself watching his matches just to stare and look at his "sexy bear" body. Any "YEAHYEAHYEAH" performed really showcased his beard. A complete joy to watch especially as he jobs to the Usos. Sometimes I replay it numerous times, the reveal of his bear torso never ceases to excite me. Luke will forever be my "Big Brodie"
> This guy responds to every owens post with the same 2 or 3 pictures and just says fatass manlet over and over again
No I don't. I respond with clear and concise points while you get butthurt cause someone doesn't share your opinions. Too bad this isn't reddit and you can't downvote things you don't like.
Owens has been very well protected but he hasn't picked up a legit clean feud win since Cesaro.
I'd love for them to build Ambrose/Owens as a really heated rivalry to Mania but I think he needs to close chapter at the Rumble, put Dean over clean and move onto a good feud win for his first WM.
Orton would be a nice guy to job since he's fucking worthless in his current state and I believe he said he'll be back for Mania?
May as well slide back in for a quick jobbaroo.
>Go browse /woo/
But they like Fat Owens Fat over there. Get on a diet.
Why are you getting so upset at people with different opinions than you? There are several people here that dislike Owens. Stop being so fucking embarrasing or go to reddit or wrestlingforum.
>Roman was literally being getting his ass kicked by based fatass during the whole thing.
Owens can withstand two AAs and one superAA, kayfabe he could fare really well agaisnt Lesnar. More if you turn him a babyface.
His cool factor would be lost unless he kept his badass composure some how. And honestly Vince might think some fucking PC D-Bry vs Authority Angle with Owens shoehorning some body positive agenda would be a good idea.
Id be all for it but he would be so much easier to ruin.
I feel it could work in terms of the fan reactions because Smarks would obviously bite and Marks could be swayed, but he himself is just too much of an excellent natural cunt to be a babyface.
this. Also before anyone mentions sheamus
Sheamus ambushed him from behind. Thats why they let him get some hits in. Brock ultimately would of ragdolled the entire heel roster if they all attacked him face to face
>we will never get Big E vs Lesnar with some back-up from Xavier/Kofi after a strong hoss-off that goes for 15+ minutes
>Brock kills Xavier/Kofi because they're comparatively shit to the two Goliaths in the ring
>Only the based heels went straight to Lesnar.
Big E and Owens needs to fight Lesnar ASAP.
Also a great thing about Lesnar vs Owens would be seeing him finally land his moonsault on Lesnar.
That was a truly titanic shit; a doozy of a poozy; a whooper of a flopper.
I heard a fox mauling some small animal (I believe it was a cat) to death outside my window (fuck you Finland) midway through and that really encapsulated the entire experience for me.
do i have to repeat myself? Roman literally did JACK SHIT that entire match? And Owens has already proves to be even more entertaining when it comes to in the ring even if he did spam restholds. Knowing Vince he probably told Owens not to do any of his cool shit like the go home slam cuz he wants Reigns to look strong
>Reigns is actually defending the belt in the Royal Rumble itself
So, whoever wins gets the belt?
Doesn't that like..
What the fuck are they doing?
I don't even mind Reigns all that much, but why the fuck are they doing this? This is some TNA tier shit right here.
>Owens choosing to do rest holds that last 10 minutes in all his matches is no one's fault.
Because THAT'S all Owens can do, because he's a fat out of shape piece of shit. And I swear, he better not be having a match against Lesner, because if he does, THEN we'll see who'll be gassed in that match.
When will this goddess sign to the WWE and save the divas division?