Hell be fine
Heaven be fine
No no no, don't meme magic Ric to death!
Who /a/ here?
/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
>>874578
i'm not posting in that trip's thread so I'll be here even though your edition is shit too
>Flair dying before Hall
>>874589
we all /a/ here
>>874578
>implying he hasn't already died, been mummified and had his vital organs pulled out of his nose
>brie mode
did Nikki die?
Is Alicia wearing a wig
BRIE
R
I
E
BRIIIIEEEEE MOOOODE
Why WWE wastes money on making movies?
>>874563
>>874563
>>874563
>>874563
Real thread.
>>874589
Right here senpai.
>Team Bella
Do they really need to keep doing the "team" thing? PCB is broken up and BAD is pretty much irrelevant now.
>divashit
>muh dad
>they've been pushing Charlotte as a heel
LETS HAVE HER FIGHT ANOTHER HEEL
>brie without based NIKKI
JOBBER
O
B
B
E
R
Wooooooof
>that old as fuck photo of Flair
Never fails to amuse.
>Muh dad
>>874589
here!
BASED BECKS OVER AS FUCK
Thank you becky. Saving us from that shit match
>that awkward pause in the intro
>Flair offering his arm and Charlotte spinning instead
Steph can't die soon enough
ric looks so cool in that pic
how long have they been using that fucking pic?
>ric put more effort into supporting his daughter's career than his son
>>874608
Fuck off
>>874608
>making two threads
Why do you guys always do this
>>874621
Red outline?
brie's thighs goddamn
>>874630
Well she is the only secure meal ticket
>>874608
Nah fuck that :)
>fatboy
kek
>what are you gonna do fat boy
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
>>874629
I think it was the first one after they stopped advertising him using hieroglyphics
>>874630
He bought his son Torrie Wilson
FATTIES BTFO
>>874630
David sucked
>fat boy
>no divashit
Thank you based Becky
When will Brie get fake, fat tits and a fat ass like her sister?
>fat boy
How triggered are you faggots right now?
/autism/
BORK
>>874630
>daughter
Wait, so there was no divas match at all tonight
Awesome
FAT BOY
A
T
B
O
Y
THE FUCKING BEAST
>WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT FAT BOY?
>>874651
WHAT YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT, FATBOY?
>the fucking state of brie bella without her sister
Heyman is GOAT
>>874613
>bellas having an alignment
>fat boy
/asp/ BTFO
>>874640
Dafuq is wrong with Flair lol
Shit was cring
Becky is so great.
>I'm takin' yer championship
>& I'm takin' yer arm
>>874589
/a/lways here. Also dragons are best shipfus.
>>874662
based thikki.
>>874669
Ric had a hard life
God, that segment perfectly illustrated the state of the women's division. No one gave a shit about the match, no one gave a shit about Becky interfering. Then Flair says something awesome
I'm gonna miss Flair when he dies
>the ratings are that shit that they had to spoil Lesnar being in the Rumble rather than have him as a surprise entrant
>>874608
So how's that real thread doing?
>>874675
>Becky chants
>No one gave a shit
>>874662
I forgot which one was Daniel's and Cena's.
>>874675
He'll be fine.
>>874674
cocaine's a hell of a drug
>>874662
More Eva Marie when
It's been a while, which young diva will Slick Ric digest externally and consume to maintain his eldrich existence next? Paige would probably give his old mummy bones AIDS.
>>874679
Cena's is the gross plastic one
>>874634
Baka
>>874684
have sex
>>874646
Reid was suppose to be something. Then he died.
>>874679
the one thats skin and bones is bryans and the one that has curves is cenas.
>>874676
Its been like that for years.
Its not worth it to do surprises anymore for guys like brock and rock when they can get more viewers/money announcing them ahead of time.
>>874676
Why should he be a surprise entrant? Saying he's in it would make more sense so people would tune in for him.
Save the surprises for the legends.
Dumb smarks thinking surprises increase ratings
>>874675
Dude, he still shows up with wwe on tour all the time. If he can handle tour schedules then he will be fine.
>>874686
woah, chill out pal
this is a blue board
>>874684
>>874688
he had a good amateur career and decent run in japan.
Where the fuck is Paige?
OH GOD!
SHE'S TAAAAAALLLLKKKKIIINNNNGGGG!!
GOD THAT FUCKING UGLY ACCENT
Becky is great.
Becky needs subtitles
>>874698
Sucking my dick
God this promo JUST sucks ass.
She can not speak
Roots McGillicutty has a cute accent at times.
>Tap eut
pick an accent and stick with it
>>874675
>the flair says something awesome
Not
>flair ruins a decent women's segment in which Becky saves us from a boring brie match
>jojo
"OI MAID ER TAEP EIGHT"
>people chanting becky rather than just "bex"
So easy to get that over which will seem like becky is over. worked for dbry and "yes"
whoa when did becky leynch get really good
i havent watched diva shit since nikki jobbed to charlote
>on Smackdown
NOT CANON
>>874700
>Irish accent
>Ugly
Literally the gayest thing ever posted on the internet
jojo's jojos
>>874705
it was better than average
God dammit I hate my country's accent
>>874705
Learn to fucking hear. That was heartfelt & convincing.
>>874704
cool story go start a thread about it
>>874703
The title being on the line is also a selling point.
Also don't change the subject.
Why the fuck would you keep one of your top draws as a surprise and not advertise it?
>>874718
Go to bed Ireland
(Unitrd States)
>>874720
Okay
>>874698
Probably eating somewhere.
Look how fat she is! Not even Byron wants to touch her.
IT'S BURYING TIME!!!
ITS BURYING TIEM
why dont they look at the camera for promos anymore
One vs All
Who's ready to beleet?
>burfict suspended first 3 games of 2016
THE ODDS
>>874724
Unitrd
Topzozzle
>tfw I'll never cum inside Steph's nipples
Better or worse than Cena and Orton vs the roster?
>>874720
He did, it 404'd
ODDS INCOMING
>>874695
ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN ROMYN
Why do champions never actually wear the belt anymore
JUSTBURYMYROSTERUP FÁM.
>>874728
FUCKING HIVEMIND NIGGAZ
So how does Roman overcome the odds tonight?
>Brock comes down and kills everyone
>Roman hits a spear and wins
BLACK GUY IN THE FRONT HAS A BALOR CLUB SHIRT, DEBUT TONIGHT CONFIRMED
Who /RomanEmpire/ Here?
>>874726
Byron's a bona fied queer tho.
LETS MAKE HIM LOOK STRONG: The Match
Roman is even a hothead in commercials
Missed most of RAW.
Someone summarize what happened. Is it worth even a cheeky rewatch?
>>874746
>le bitchtits man
>no pop for roman
>"H-he's totally over, you smarks"
>>874741
Because the belt is nothing more than an accessory
>>874607
Vince and Kevin Dunn don't like wrasslin
>>874722
>one of
He's the only draw. That is the problem. Who could return that people would give a fuck about?
>>874744
Spear to win tonight, brock killing everyone is how he will win the rumble.
QUICK
NUMBER OF SPEARS AND SUPERMAN PUNCHES IN THIS MATCH
>>874751
catch the del rio kalisto match brother
>>874746
SPQR
P
Q
R
>i'm afraid whitening toothpaste is bad for my teeth
>try these bleaching strips
>>874751
Of course. 10/10 Raw of the year right here
>>874748
>He will more than likely win
>will probably dominate early
>>874589
>>874751
Literally nothing except Roman vs odds and Kalisto beating Del Nacho
>>874751
us champ match was bretty good
>>874751
kalisto wins us title
solid (not worth watching) diva segment
that's it
>>874753
literally no one has gotten a pop though
>trying to push roman
>show commercial where he's too simpleton to fold a box
>>874758
5 and 12 respectively
>>874763
>try these bleaching strips
I wonder if those things work on assholes. That way my wife's asshole can get nice and clean for me.
>>874751
kalisto vs ADR is the best raw match since cesaro v cena
Will we see Bogeyman in this RR too?
>>874758
7 punches 3 spears
>>874778
>Better than Neville vs Seth
No.
>>874770
>kalisto wins us title
Damn! That sounds great.
>>874779
Eugene is confirmed.
>>874777
She keeps it that way because I like it a little sour
>>874782
Seth and neville was before cena cesaro
Weekly Cena cooking show when
Smackdown's theme is almost butt enough to remind me of early-mid 2000's WWE.
>>874783
LUCHA
U
C
H
A
>>874779
nah, it'll be road dogg, Carlito, and Angle
(surprise: Angle wins)
>hey, that tables match on raw was pretty good, right?
>why not have the SAME FUCKING THING A WEEK LATER THAT SHOULD HELP SMACKDOWN'S RATINGS
>>874788
this video was ridiculously comfy
>roman lames
Del Dio is going to win the title back on smackdown so smackdown seems important for a bit.
>Roman Lames
this is honestly one of the worst belts of all time worse than the original belt the piece of shit lookin one
All these geeks
>>874791
FUCK YEA CARLITO!
GIVE HIM HIS MONEY VINCE!
>tfw half of these guys dont have a chance to come back.
holy shit these are some crazy odds
Based Kalisto getting a push
LARD OWENS LARD
Based Tyler Breeze!
>barrett isn't even there
he's never going to make it is he?
>one vs all
>actually one vs like 10
inb4 Rowan is out first
Oh shit! It's Brown Strongman!
>owens to be buried first
lel
It is a good thing all these heels fucked with enough faces earlier to say Roman later. After he beats a few of course.
Is anyone else seeing all these odds?
>>874791
>Carlito
Please be true.
literally all jobbers on the ramp rn
This is a Slobber Knocker right????
>>874804
hes hurt bruh.
>>874799
Would be cool to have Masters back.
This gonna be fun
inb4 Lesnar
>>874804
Injured again, famalamadingdong.
BASED ASCENSION WILL WIN
>Kevin Jobber
I'm glad Kevin is the least important jobber there.
So, what, Brock Lesnar comes out and saves him?
>>874799
based shelton
based steiner
based masters
Fucking based Sloberknocker match
>>874815
It looks like it. Best match type on WWE games.
Are you doing this as a rib towards all the smarks out there
JOB OWENS JOB
>>874820
This.
KEVINS DOING THE JOB FIRST ARE YOU KIDDING
How are Owens legs so skinny?
>Sic em
Does he bury all 10?
>KO is the first burial
WILL. HE. OVERCOME. ALL. THE. ODDS?!?!?!?!?
>tfw you can't, you won't
steph's legs look fucking nice up on that desk
>>874835
he literally doesnt work out, just eat and wrestle
>>874836
>Sic em
> not "Eat em"
>reminder how much brock was hyped
>reminder that they showed him for two seconds
I should learn to stop being excited for things
FAT
OWENS
FAT
FAT JOBBER BEING FED TO ROMAN FIRST
>>874835
they aren't. his belly is just huge.
>>874835
From carrying his body
>>874835
He doesn't work out, period.
>>874826
No Roman buries the entire roster and Lesnar comes out to beat him down.
>>874838
>KO
>not already buried
Time to bury Owens before his match with the Deadman
>Steph will never use you as a foot rest
>kevin owens making steph taker her legs off the table
such a fat faggot
>roman already gassed
hope he gets injured
that would be fucking hilarious
>inb4 brock shows up to help roman out of mutual dislike for the authority
Would it ruin KO's character if he gave a shit about his health, or make him GOAT?
>>874843
she can get the pipe i would just be afraid of what she would do.
>Implying Brock isn't going to come out and F5 all these jobbers.
>>874804
dudes made of paper mache
any time he gets anything even resembling a push he gets hurt
>"Yes daddy"
MY DICK
>Roman us more gassed than KO
>>874846
the key to watching RAW is lowered expectations
>>874859
It doesn't matter if he gets injured now
>>874859
Cena and roman gone at the same time. Vince would die of heart attack
Will Aj Styles come out and save us all?
a senton is such a fat guy move
>>874859
>Tfw missed a title change on RAW
I'm happy for little man Kalisto
>they spin around and fall down with their shoulders together
>wtf was that move
>Cole: Roman's neckbreaker!
o-oh
>>874870
Clear your mind, accept the situation. Let it wash over you.
Why doesn't he just make them all beat him up at once?
>>874873
If he doesnt im going to kill myself this episode is so fucking boring
Can he overcome the odds?
look at all dem ODDS
>10 minutes to wrap this up
>hasn't even taken out KO yet
Owens is gonna get the heat for awhile, throw him into the ropes for the pop up power bomb and get nailed with a superman punch 123.
>>874835
He doesn't squat, only eat.
I hope the ascension wins
ko fat fck just injured romans arm the fat fuck senton fat fuck faggot
>commercial during the main event
I'm casual as fuck, I'll admit it. But does the WWE think this is good for the product?
>more rowan odds stacking
>absolutely nothing fucking new
We need a happening. Right now.
>>874589
Monday Night R/a/w
>>874878
Is Reigns botching Ohno spots again?
>mfw someone gets injured out of mania tonight
>>874873
If AJ came out and took out Roman and was the new face of the Authority I'd be so happy. Or even face AJ I'd take that too.
can't wait to play a One Versus All match in wwe2k17
>tfw roman will be on the cover
>>874891
Well, people will usually just watch the main event, so it's the best moment to sell shit
How is Roman gonna fight everyone when raw ends in 10 mins
>>874891
It's all about the $$$$$$$$$$$$
>>874892
Hopefully Bork comes out, destroys everyone and puts Vince through a table
>>874861
it would ruin his character and help it at the same time.
What's easier to do?
Beat Cena in a Never Give Up match or Roman in a One Versus All match?
>>874892
His odds are even worst than Cena's. Yet he keeps coming out on top.
Sincere Opinion /asp/ do you consider roman reigns worthy of this push?
Is he a good wrestler?
>>874897
Rusev is such a qt
>>874900
*cocks fist* i think he'll be fine.
>>874872
>Vince could kick the bucket at any time now.
IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>874898
But I switched to college football when it cut to commercials.
>>874900
They all job in under 4 minutes.
>>874908
is he even out there right now?
>>874906
>Sincere Opinion /asp/ do you consider roman reigns worthy of this push?
No
>Is he a good wrestler?
He's good for a strong midcard and rare heavyweight title threat. I'd prefer him in a team or stable like shield was though. He's not a good singles wrestler.
>>874906
Is he as good as his push? No but WWE tends to push the wrong people so.
Did my boy show up tonight?
>Vince
>Dying
lmao
>>874906
He can be
This John Cena level of match isn't befitting of him though
>>874906
Yes
HERE COMES THE MONEEEEEEEEY
>>874906
Yeah, he's earned it.
>>874906
Nope, he's the reason I haven't bothered with Raw for the past few weeks
>>874900
Superman punch and a spear gg
Clemson and Alabama are really close right now.
>>874916
Nope.
Lel didn't even notice that Tyler Breeze was out there, damn manlet.
Who would you mark out for more at the Rumble, Shane or Angle?
>>874906
No. But If he was in the Midcard, I wouldn't mind him. He isn't worthy of the push but he shouldn't be a jobber and can't go back to being the guy that gets the hot tag.
>>874920
true. My resolutition was to shower every day, made it to the 3rd
>>874919
Who do you think they should be pushing?
>>874930
>amateur sports
Why do they feel the need to repeat everything ten times?
Are wrestling fans really that retarded? It's almost insulting.
>>874906
he's garbage
every emotion he displays is so forced
should've taken a year off for acting classes or maybe let him watch 5 movies and explain what acting is and that this shit is supposed to actually seem important
>ME is a thinly veiled KO vs Roman match.
KO getting over.
Is he going to have a full match with everyone?
Why is Rowan a grey sheep now?
>It's just a "kevin and Roman wrestle while the Jobbers watch" match
>someone throw a towel in.
>yfw Brock comes out
Is Roman going to over come the odds?
>Never give up
>fire inside.
>>874938
Angle, Shane looks like he has downs
ROMAN REIGNS WILL NEVER GIVE UP!
>>874938
angle
>>874954
>shane is literally JUST now
>roman reigns will never give up
Cole trying to expose the business on the DL
Owens looking like a legit threat see what being trips boy does
>>874941
Somebody actually talented
Reigns is like a shit Baron Corbin right now
THIS IS AWFUL
CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
THIS IS AWFUL
>>874951
i dont like roman very much, but atleast feed him the new day and breeze first or something
why have ONE match before everyone inevitably storms the ring
These fucking rest holds holy shit.
>>874944
It's for people just tuning in.
This match sucks balls.
Rest holds the match.
>Latin commentators saying Roman Chants are getting stronger
who's the next man in?
>mfw it's Viktor
>>874961
I wish owens would get a more serious moveset,lose 15 lbs then get a push
Why are you giving two terribly conditioned wrestlers the longest match?
Cody and Xavier would be a great comedy duo/shortlived title team
>>874967
KO is a true heel, plus he knows Reigns can't wrestle
>>874926
>earned it
>>874967
Roman really needs 'em bro
>rest hold city
>expecting Roman to last in a match this long
He was gassed before Big Show.
>where is bork
>where is aj styles
This is shit
>Roman goes to pin Owens
>Jobbers rush the ring
>Brock comes out and F5's everyone with his shirt off
>Collects half a million check then goes to farm in Minnesota
There I just saved you 15 minutes of your life
Lets see here:
>roman reigns vs orton
great match
>roman reigns vs cesaro
great match
>roman reigns vs lesnar
great match
>roman reigns vs kofi
great match
>roman reigns vs bray wyatt
great match
>roman reigns vs big show
great match
>roman reigns vs sheamus
great match
>roman reigns vs kevin owens
shit match
kevin owens is god damn shit
>SUPER DRAGON chants
>>874966
That is weird. They normally at least feed the face 2 or 3 before the clusterfuck starts.
>>874973
Roman empire faggot detected
>>874977
Chinlock City
AHAHAHAHAAHA
BOOING REIGNS, CHEERING OWENS
"Take my title away, I cant provide for my senpai."
>Come on Dog
>>874987
bork always wanted to see montana
this kind of makes based fatass look strong right?
Boring match tbhfam. I'm falling asleep.
Sounds like the audience is as well
>>874972
Well, as a little latino kid I had no idea chants were a thing
So they can say whatever the hell they want and kids would believe it
>Stream die during the last match
FUCKKKKKKK
>yay/boo chants
>roman getting the boo
So over amirite
>>874998
until Roman pins him.
>>874988
>Reigns vs Show
>Great Match
Opinion discarded.
>>874998
He is wrecking Reigns. Yes. Until Superman into Spear for the surprise three.
>>874988
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
>>874978
>KO
soon
>DA
i guess
>ADR
blech
>Kalisto
Not ready for main event
>Jericho
Are you fucking with me
>push aj styles to the moon
No, smarkboy
Kevin Owens is a terrible worker
>>874972
WIZARD
>REIGNS GETTING BOOED
omg he ith tho over guize fuck smarks
You don't even have to like Kevin Owens to see that of course he has to do everything in the match, then some how, Reign's power level increases beyond that of a roided gorilla.
>vince giving him the, finish it already
oh my god fuck all of this shit.
>>875007
i didnt say it and i said it
HE CANT EVEN LIFT BREEZE
>can barely lift 180 pound Tyler Breeze
THE POWER
HERE WE GO LETS MAKING HIM LOOK STRONG
GOD DAMMIT VINCE
Here we go....dem odds!
>>875015
Sure buddy
you expected a wrestling match?
kevin jobber owens 0 time wwe champion breaks neck from lard weight running senton botch
STRONK
>>875011
> not pushing Styles to the Moon
18+
Balor club 3 2 1
WE WANT BROCK
WE WANT BROCK
WE WANT BROCK
>>875019
THE POWERHOUSE
JUGGERNAUT
BIG DOG
WE WANT BROCK
WE WANT BROCK
WE WANT BROCK
>CM Punk chants
WE WANT BROCK WE WANT BROCK WE WANT BROCK
>>875029
>pushing styles to the moon
>hasn't even debuted yet
Lose weight
>that pop
WE WANT BROCK
WE WANT BROCK
WE WANT BROCK
IT'S TIME
>>875017
> 4-stars from 2015 Meltzer
Means literally nothing
>>875017
>having to use other people's opinion to make it seem like it's a fact.
You're a fucking retard.
>>875030
No Gallows and Anderson still have NJPW commitments.
>WE WANT BROCK
Roman is so over, guize
>>875017
>giving Orton/Reigns at SummerSlam 4 stars
Wow really? That match was fucking boring
jimmy johns does sound pretty good right now
BANNED MOVE BANNED MOVE
>>875024
You sure showed him
>>875017
So Dave Memetzer's Opinion represents everyone???
>>875038
lol you're still butthurt about KO beating Cena in his debut aren't you?
Posted this in an earlier thread, but
If they're going for Roman vs Brock 2 is there ANYTHING WWE can do to make it so Brock doesn't get way more cheers than Reigns again?
Even if Roman isn't booed like last year, if he goes against Lesnar in Texas with the crowd that tends to show up for Wrestlemania, there's no way Brock isn't cheered infinitely more than Reigns.
BASED SHEAMUS DESTROYING BROCK
>brock already bleeding
most based man on the planet
>>875048
it was fucking rough for 3/4ths of it
Randy had to light the crowd up himself
>the Ascension was punched 5 minutes ago and are still down
Based Brock knows what the crowd wants.
Is he autistic?
>>875017
If it wasn't for the rumble rating I would say this Meltzer just has a hard on for Roman. He seems to be giving anything in a WWE ring above a 3.5 though.
BASED
R
O
C
K
WHO WON?
>>875049
>not Jersey Mike's
>>875060
Brocks muscle pressure is so high he just randomly bleeds by existing
>Brock didn't help reigns
thank god
Lesnar is the fucking shit.
Where the fuck did the Wyatts go?
>>875062
KO went for a snack
Where are the Wyatts?
>>874860
NOT SO FAST
wyatts like 'fuck this'
>>875062
I'd stay down too if Brock showed up to murder everyone
>>875056
After this main event? No. Actually, the answer was still no. Have him talk maybe?
>>875057
Stardust and Xavier could make a great comedy tag desu senpai
>>875067
He has a hard on for any fag that dickrides him like spot monkeys meme bucks.
>>875017
>these would have been 5 star matches if they happened in the Tokyo Dome
>>875083
Nice photoshop
>brock returns
>lands sheamus on his head
ebin
hate this meme dip
Rate this RAW. 10/10 for me.
2/10
See you next suffering.
>HarpGOAT wouldn't allow himself to get squashed
fucking based
ok that was fun back to the real world
ROLL TIDE
Kek. Roman is really going to win the rumble AGAIN and go over Brock. Another predictable as fuck RR and WM season. Looks like I'm skipping Raw until the Rumble and Mania then
>>875057
>It is not possible for more than one person to not agree with me
Colony looks kinda stupid desu
>>875052
I didn't really have to.
Lel Brock just got paid to go out there and F5 a bunch of jobbers.
At least Sheamus looked somewhat competent.
>German Suplexing Big E and making it look like he weighs 100 lbs.
The man is a legend.
Great way to end Raw. Was kinda hoping the Wyatts would jump in and Brock would also take them out but alas it was pretty great anyway.
>>875095
>roll tide
IM AFRAID IVE GOT SOME BAD NEWS
>>875086
That I agree on Superkick party is overratted.
>>875096
See ya next week
>>875099
You showed me to, somebody stop this man
>>875103
>Was kinda hoping the Wyatts would jump in and Brock would also take them out
Nah Wyatts are too good a stable to be lumped in the jobbers like Kevin Ovens.
>>875097
Why'd you respond to me twice? Shoo shoo
>Kalisto-ADR
9/10
>Brock at end
9/10
Everything else
2/10
Brock is too based. Now I want to Brock/Sheamus.
>>875119
They did on a house show
>>875119
Brock vs. Sheamus would legit be a 5 star match. , just like Sheamus vs. Cesaro was a few years back.
Terrible RAW, in every way.
What was the point of showing Brock backstage?
>>875113
Why do you feel the need to name yourself on an anonymous image board?
>>875126
>blocked on copyright grounds
>>875155
Thnks