Mike Client edition
>Titus O'Neil vs Stardust on Raw
where's Darren Young?
>Alicia eating cereal
>she may not look dangerous
>cut to a clip of her botching the actual everloving fuckaroonie out of a scissor kick and landing across Nattie's back somehow
WHY CHOOSE THAT CLIP
Reminder that the only matches women should be involved in are bra & panties matches
Vince used to know how to book women
No, but I just saw
oh, my fucking god, what the hell is going on?
>making your Bowie tribute character lose the day he died
>Stardust has lost 11 times to Titus on January 11th
They are two lower mid carders with nothing to do. That's it. Daron Young is hurt so Titus is out of the tag title scene and Cesaro was feuding with Stardust and the now MIA Ascension (actually that is when this started, Stardust called for them in his promo room and got Titus instead.)
>There are kids posting in here tonight and in the audience who werent alive to witness lion heart Chris Jericho and instead got midlife crisis Y2J
7-7 tied right now
>i miss seth & BMJ
>Rooty Tooty Booty again
The only good chant that was forced is Angle's "You Suck."
>He doesn't have a TV
>That moment when you realize the crowd doesn't even remember where "what" came from
>He begs for streams that his shitternet can't handle
>Usos vs New Day will end with the Usos winning the tag team titles
Just because of that, I'm afraid that if Angle actually does come back and his music hits, there won't be "YOU SUCK"
He just really needs the money and not even TNA would hire him now
>A few nostalgiafags in the crowd start chanting "You Suck"
>Millions of kids youtube it
>It becomes a thing without those fuckers knowing why it was a thing to begin with
I'm hoping Angle just stops after his TNA contract is up. No man should have to suffer through current WWE and its fans/marks.
I bet he said "wow" in a deadpan tone, that's his signature reaction to events
OF FUCKING COURSE THE MOMENT THEY ZOOM IN ON JERICHO WITH HIS UNBUTTONED SHIRT AND TIE ON IS THE EXACT MOMENT MY DAD BUSTS INTO MY ROOM TO TALK SHIT ABOUT WRESTLING
AND THEN HE HAS THE NERVE TO ASK IF IM A QUEER WATCHING A BUNCH OF SWEATY MEN INSTEAD OF WOMEN
>WWE asks on their facebook page who had the most explosive finisher
>Answer with Chris Benoit
Jericho is such a fucking geek, he doesn't even know how to dress. Why does WWE just feel so nerdy, not even pg just plain nerdy. I feel like a total tool watching this crap. Fuck this, i'm gonna take a walk around the block.
The Cuck is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, beta, it all runs off him like cum off his wife. But call him a Cuck and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
Plus literally none of these matches matter. Like, at all. So not only is it fucking lame, but there's nothing to really get invested in. There are no stories besides Roman. Nothing matters, it's all just on auto pilot.
>Ziggler is apparently a successful comedian
>Still suffers through a contract that does nothing for his name and reputation