Mike Client edition
who gives a fuck, CFB is on
>Titus O'Neil vs Stardust on Raw
what?
also,
where's Darren Young?
>>873687
>This cuck mad people made fun of him for admitting he's looking forward to total divas
please have sex
>Dome Babby leaves Dome
DOME BABBY
>I don't like Roman Reigns
>Alicia eating cereal
>she may not look dangerous
>cut to a clip of her botching the actual everloving fuckaroonie out of a scissor kick and landing across Nattie's back somehow
WHY CHOOSE THAT CLIP
WHY
>>873695
I'm going to fuck that anime
>not ziggler Vs stardust
Any /a/ssholes, f/a/ggots, ret/a/rds here?
>>873697
>>873697
Kill yourself new shit
>>873709
>13
>we shared a beer
what third world country does this apply to?
>>873703
Because her bad wrestling can hurt somebody
>>873707
/mu/slim here
>>873710
Fuck off Carl
Reminder that the only matches women should be involved in are bra & panties matches
Vince used to know how to book women
>>873710
Please have sex fagboy.
>>873709
I hear that nigger on the new star wars is a virgin, theres still hope for me
>>873721
Please drink cum
>>873712
Amerifat
TITUS
LOVES
TO
HAVE
FUN
U
N
Is anyone even watching this match?
Did Cody just use the Book End?
Does Cody know this gimmick is what's keeping him from midcard status?
>stardust losing while wearing Bowie makeup
Fuck this company
>>873712
In my country, you have money you drink beer. you suck.
>>873728
No, but I just saw
TITUS
O
NEIL
PINNING
STARDUST
oh, my fucking god, what the hell is going on?
>>873725
>says the guy looking forward to total divas
how many pink t-shirts you own?
I feel bad for Retardust
>>873728
Nope
>Bowie getting buried already
>>873728
He watches raw
R/a/w is D/a/isuki~
>>873735
No love for Bowie
lol that kid showing how most of us feel while watching titus
THAT LITTLE KID NOT GIVING A SHIT LOL
>>873740
>Titus kidnapping that white child
Why is that acceptable
If Cena stole a nigger kid PETA would be up in his bitch
>making your Bowie tribute character lose the day he died
Hahahahahaha that kid is so afraid of black men
>>873740
lel
>>873734
Rusev pls
>>873709
I had sex at 16 and I might as well be an honorary virgin
lol, that kid as not having any of that.
What was the point of having Stardust lose clean twice in a row?
What's the story here even?
>>873737
Where are you from? Fuck off back to /v/eddit
>these David Bowie refrences
JBL please, it's extremely cringey
>>873749
He died the 10th.
>>873737
>says the guy who faps to young boys
Did you finish your Lego set from Christmas?
>The new CM Punk
>>873759
kill yourself fudge packer
>>873740
Nice
>>873759
This cuck is getting all pissy
Might throw a hissy
Who hype?
>>873765
I think I fell asleep during that match, but I swear I heard Tidys won that one too.
>>873764
>total divas is coming on!!!!! wanna do my nails for me Enrico?
Have heterosexual sex.
BALOR GETTING PUSHED GET FUCKING READY FOR YOUR NEW BABBYFACE
Need a Webm of Alicia eating cereal
I'm looking forward to AJ styles and shinsuke nakamura making the mid card deeper
3ps
>Finn Balor commercial on raw
He's debuting at the rumble baby! Probably going to get a decent amount of time in there too.
>>873773
You first.
>>873774
>smarks
>>873709
have sex
>The ref's face when he raised Titus' arm
Someone capped that, right?
>>873771
>>873773
>mom can I order the icp ppv?
Make out with a girl faggot
>>873735
>Stardust has lost 11 times to Titus on January 11th
>>873780
wait what
>>873774
>new babyface
>34
zzzzz
>part of USA's deal was getting their shows plugged
>>873709
I could have sworn there was a longer version
>>873774
>le lego darth maul man
Absolutely 0 reaction for WHY2J
Jericho pls go and stay go
>Jerishill
Porque2J
Jericho's countdown tron is the best thing about him now.
>you now remember that they had him return to push Fandango
>>873758
They are two lower mid carders with nothing to do. That's it. Daron Young is hurt so Titus is out of the tag title scene and Cesaro was feuding with Stardust and the now MIA Ascension (actually that is when this started, Stardust called for them in his promo room and got Titus instead.)
>>873788
>total divas is coming on! did you get the anal beads Franchesko???????
>>873787
It's fucking keen newfag
Cool dad Jerishill
Huh. He's in better shape than he's been for awhile
What the fuck is he wearing
YEAHHHAHHAHAHA
no one gives a fuck Jericho, gtfo plz
sure he listens to dad rock but he makes fun of the dancing nigs so he can't be all bad
Is Chris Jericho his real name?
I wish Jericho would leave
ROOTY
TOOTY
BOOTY
Jericho is the gay version of shawn michaels
>Jerishit
>>873813
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_Jericho
>twittering
>There are kids posting in here tonight and in the audience who werent alive to witness lion heart Chris Jericho and instead got midlife crisis Y2J
Half of those screenshots were things posted by Jericho himself.
Can we leave the two dipshits in this thread and go back to the first one?
>rooty tooty booty getting booed
kek
>Twittering
Cool beans, Jerishill
this is sad
vince pls
vince I can't take it
Jericho not mentioning his time on Grindr
>Tindering
>there are people who actually still watch Raw in 2016
>>873802
>I buy ring used briefs and lock them for residue
Have fun licking your mom's dried up cooze
>>873771
>>873821
The man of 1004 holds.
Vince really wants us to watch the college championship but college football sucks
>>873824
epic
>>873823
Are you upset the meanies are making fun of you for liking total divas?
based new day
>"is myspace still a thing" joke
>>873816
>gay version of a person who's gimmick was gay stripper cowboy
Why is Jericho so fucking pg/corny/faggoty/nerdy WTF happened???
This is a really boring episode of Raw.
>>873820
7-7 tied right now
NATL. CHAMP
>i miss seth & BMJ
>>873824
>attitude Era 4 life
What title did you hold in your backyard fed
>WWE putting over rooty tooty booty
>"I dislike BASED New Day"
This unicorn shit is cringe worthy
>>873843
He can't call Stephanie a whore, that's why.
>>873824
That guy is real!?
>stream is 2 full minutes behind the thread
>>873843
Midlife crisis
FLIM
L
A
M
>>873839
I'm annoyed with you and the retard you are fighting with like two 5-year olds who are trying to provoke the other so mommy punishes them.
>>873843
This is his real personality, he's a fucking geek mid life crisis dad. He's Winnipegs Todd Chrisley
>>873846
>PG era 4 life
Don't miss that Magic: The Gathering tournament!
THAT BOOTY CHATTER
>Rooty Tooty Booty again
The only good chant that was forced is Angle's "You Suck."
>>873852
>He doesn't have a TV
SHAME
Is the main event really Roman vs the roster?
Meme day still want those slammys
Us no
Us no
Us no
>>873860
>he throws money away on cable
>usos
pls no
This is so shit. I'm gonna go take a nap.
new gay gettin memed hard
>>873856
Go start a petition redditer.
I don't even like college football and this shit is making me try it.
Thanks WWE.
>>873865
>He pays for cable
>Usos are more niggerish than the black guys
How is that possible?
>>873848
They're really starting to get stale. It'd be nice if they weren't out there for so long, maybe then they could keep my interest.
SEND FOR THE MAN
USOS GETTING BTFO
I am truly embarrassed for watching this shit. This segment is the most faggot ass shit in a long time on raw.
u sucks again. . .
>>873860
>Kaitlyn's instagram
Wew lad
>>873871
Ok 9fag
Does that uso have grills?
>family show
Was that a ying-yang twins reference?
Good thing I watch this shit by myself.
>>873879
Dont worry this Raw will just get worse
>>873864
>They're still holding the fucking slammy
YOU CANT SAY THAT
>>873860
>That moment when you realize the crowd doesn't even remember where "what" came from
>>873875
>samoa
>>873865
>He begs for streams that his shitternet can't handle
>back of the bus brothers
Please kill me
>Back of the bus brothers
what did he mean by this?
>Usos vs New Day will end with the Usos winning the tag team titles
TELL ME HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
>>873884
ARE YOU A TIME WIZERD?!
>>873898
That all 3 members of the new day are niggers.
>back of the bus brothers
>Back of the bus brothers
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS SHOW
>>873890
I'm going to watch the Miami Heat game. I'm out this shit is just pg diarrhea.
>Still using that same pic of Ric Flair from 2007
>Back of the bus brothers
Well.....it takes balls to say that in New Orleans.
finally somebody said it
Was jericho always this bad? Did his podcast ruin him?
BACK OF THE BUS BROTHERS
>>873893
Just because of that, I'm afraid that if Angle actually does come back and his music hits, there won't be "YOU SUCK"
>the STATE of Jericho
>back of the bus brothers
>Jericho confirmed for fired and forgotten level: Hogan
>back of the bus brothers
Jericho confirmed to browse /pol/?
>people like Chris Jericho in 2016
>>873910
We wuz creoles n shyt
>back of the bus brothas
Goddamm Jericho is GOAT
I dont get the back of the bus reference
>Back of the bus brothers
NIGGERS
I
G
G
E
R
S
>kurt won't return and be taker's final opponent
>>873912
No
He just really needs the money and not even TNA would hire him now
>Jericho is guaranteed gonna get tumblrinas and sjws all riled up
Top heel Jericho top heel
Xavier Woods confirmed best girl
>>873918
No one who actually watched Chris Jericho back in the day likes him today. They wish he retired in 2004.
This promo killed any hope I had on WWE
>>873924
Fuck off faggot
>>873929
I'd rather he face Stink tbqh
>>873924
Back to your general dotard.
>>873931
He really gets it
>>873927
Apparently it's racist in america
>>873927
Niggers used to have to ride in the back of the bus.
Just google Rosa Parks
>>873927
18+
That was horrible, i rather watch whatever is on the discovery channel or even tlc than this crap. WWE you blew it.
>>873928
18+
>Back of the bus brothers
Give me a good reason to like the Usos.
>my little pony jabronies
Kill me
>>873924
>dota
Come on, Byron. Mention the bus comment
>>873933
this 2bh faam
>my little pony jabronis
>>873927
It's not a racist term, it's people naturally projecting their negativity onto it.
>>873914
>A few nostalgiafags in the crowd start chanting "You Suck"
>Millions of kids youtube it
>It becomes a thing without those fuckers knowing why it was a thing to begin with
I'm hoping Angle just stops after his TNA contract is up. No man should have to suffer through current WWE and its fans/marks.
>>873949
THEY'RE LIKE THE HEADBANGERS OF THIS GENERATION
>>873949
they have big titties and ride bicycles
They are referring my little pony.
WWE just went into full autism mode.
>>873941
Oh i didn't think it was referring to shit that old, wwe always tries to stay topical so i thought it was something recent
>>873949
I can't think of any
they're so stale now
>>873949
Mmm they are related to Rock?
Can't believe how much I hate Chris Jericho right now. He was one of my favorites growing up.
Going nuts over here.
>>873962
When and how did you get it?
RR SPOILERS
>>873914
You missed NXT where fans were singing Angle's theme, only with GABLE instead of "YOU SUCK"
>>873966
>triggered
>>873966
Get worked
>>873953
I bet he said "wow" in a deadpan tone, that's his signature reaction to events
>>873966
Settle down autist, he hasn't wronged you on a personal level.
>Umaga
JBL GETTING FIRED
>>873949
They aren't Chris Jericho
>>873966
Get worked mark
>>873963
Jericho fucked up. He probably winged it and this shit came out. It's so fucking funny. I think that's the last we'll see of Jericho for a while.
>>873963
He wasn't being racist with that term, it's people literally applying connotations to it.
He probably meant it in the way the "cool kids" partied in the back of the bus.
>>873966
Back of the bus brother detected
>>873949
THEY'RE SAMOAN DAMN IT.
>>873976
>he didn't read the interview where Jericho whiteknighted Reigns so hard, he went as far as antagonizing the fans
>>873977
Finally
>Big E confirmed 23 inches
Is he fuckimg wearing skinny jeans?
>>873966
He's okay when he's letting new talent go over on him but when he isn't, he get's stale fast.
>>873976
Never said he wronged me you enormous cuckold.
Kill yourself.
OF FUCKING COURSE THE MOMENT THEY ZOOM IN ON JERICHO WITH HIS UNBUTTONED SHIRT AND TIE ON IS THE EXACT MOMENT MY DAD BUSTS INTO MY ROOM TO TALK SHIT ABOUT WRESTLING
AND THEN HE HAS THE NERVE TO ASK IF IM A QUEER WATCHING A BUNCH OF SWEATY MEN INSTEAD OF WOMEN
>>873985
I have and im not autistic enough to hate a guy over an opinion thats not even directed to me personally
>>873985
>WAHH HE DEFENDED ROMAN REIGNS
>>873992
not even you and your dad can make me happy with wrestling
Roman and Jericho killed all the joy of it
>>873968
>WWE asks on their facebook page who had the most explosive finisher
>Answer with Chris Benoit
>Immediately blocked
>>873992
Stop using my gimmick
Trips and Eugene returns and wins the Royal Rumble
Jericho is such a fucking geek, he doesn't even know how to dress. Why does WWE just feel so nerdy, not even pg just plain nerdy. I feel like a total tool watching this crap. Fuck this, i'm gonna take a walk around the block.
>>873992
He's got a point to be honest.
>>873997
>>873999
AHHHHHHHHHH
>>873997
>Benoit
>Not Muhammad Hassan
>>873999
What did Jericho even do to get you fags so riled up, did I miss something
>>874003
Well the fans were being whiny cucks tbqh family
>>873999
oh fug
>>873999
>>874007
Just marks.getting worked by the literal.GOaT Chris Jericho
>>873992
Dont worry im sure the Divas segment is next.
Fap during it and call him to see.
>>873999
Oh that shit's so easy to do on this dead board.
>>873997
>>874007
He defended Roman Reigns and called out smarks for their cuckoldry
>jbl asking Byron about voodoo
>>874007
That racist faggot is just annoying now.
>>873999
>>873999
>>873999
>>873999
Two winners?
>>873999
How can Haitch and Eugene both win?
>>873999
>Eugene
Who?
Clemson is winning in an actual sport.
>got a mardi gras feel to it
>>874000
It's just not cool. 3 years ago it was bad but it still felt kinda okay at moments. Now look at this shit. New Day? Jericho's promo? It's abysmal.
I miss Shelton Benjamin.
>>873999
I would love to see that
>this match is still on
>it's an Usos win despite nobody liking them episode
I'm done with this
>>874031
Vince clearly does as well
>Excellent question, Shelton
>Hating Roman Reigns
Can the redditers leave?
>>874027
18+
>>874027
>not remembering GOAT
18+
tfw you're USO CRAZY!!! :)
"USO CRAZY AS THEY LIKE TO SAY!"
Only you say that.
>>874033
Wow poor fella.
im late, has brock come out yet?
>>874027
Seconding. google gives nothing
>>874033
[spoiler][/spoiler]what an ugly obnoxious annoying piece of shit
>>873992
somehow this made me think of the rage comic of the guy watching porn and it zooms in on the guys asshole
wish i could find it again...
>>874027
>>873992
Ask him if he is watching all this college boys hugging each other on ESPN.
JBL dragged out to the parking lot and beat to death when?
SWEET CHIN MUSIC OUTTA NOWHERE
>>874033
pray for my boy shaymoose nothing wrong with him he just ugly as hell
>>874033
How did that happen? Missed it
>implying he didn't just pull the slide out
>>874033
>still using grayscale
jesus christ
JERICHO HEEL TURN
/r/ing Xavier webm already
>>874023
The Cuck is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, beta, it all runs off him like cum off his wife. But call him a Cuck and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”
This segment
Jericho is a dick.
Trombone did NOTHING wrong.
>>874055
WWE isn't allowed to show blood
Too far Jericho, there's being a heel and there's... that
Did he even break it? Looked like he just took the slide off
>>873677
riveting/10
Did Cole just say they became the tag champions?
>>874030
Not the guy you are replying to. But I agree man, this shit really is corny as hell. I mean a grown man crying over a trombone. This is cringe.
HE BROKE IT. THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN!
>>874059
oy vey
>Kofi just took a super kick like Shelton vs HBK
>Y2J just disconnected the slide from the rest of the trombone
championslosecleanlol
>Dr Doogas
Hahahaha
>>874037
Why would hating Roman mean Reddit? They love him just like you pretend to.
RIP BMJ
>slide falls out
>"broken" trombone
these fucking retarded ass writers
DONALD TRUMP: THE MATCH
>>874077
I really hope he accidentally actually broke it
>two mexicans fighting for US title
New thread when?
>>874077
Dropping the bell like that may have damaged it though.
>>874075
>you're only pretending!!!1!1
Nice fallacy
All these injuries... if Vince wants to even sell half of Dallas out, he better get that checkbook out and get Steve Austin, Brock, Rock, hell, rezzurect Eddie Guerrero.
>something actually happened on Smackdown
>>874067
Plus literally none of these matches matter. Like, at all. So not only is it fucking lame, but there's nothing to really get invested in. There are no stories besides Roman. Nothing matters, it's all just on auto pilot.
>>874063
He's a face though. Otherwise why would he be siding with the Usos?
>>874077
it's definitely dented to shit the way he dropped it on the floor
>>874023
>Please stop using that word
Lel. Baby can't handle the bantz.
Who here /didn't have sex in 2015/?
>>874088
Who the fuck actually likes the USO though
>>874086
i miss when smackdown was actually an alternate to raw
>>874067
You're being wurkd
>>874075
YOUR ONLY PRETENDING
>>874084
I'm sure some people here legitimately like him, but most are just the same people that look for who the smarks hate and shitpost pro them and do the inverse for who smarks like.
>>874088
No one likes the Usos.
>>874093
I'm sure that your mum and me aren't
>liverslip
WWE REAL FACTS
>>874097
well they had a bigger roster then
Is Ziggler actually funny?
Paul Heyman has the same iPhone case as me
Yo Senpai... This show sucks
>>874087
To make it worse, The Roman story is a rehash, a terrible one also. So many talking segments with no point. I'm not even watching anymore btw.
Brock Lezner
>>874107
idk maybe he cant cut a promo in front of people but then again maybe its because he cant remember stuff.
>>874107
He's not black, jewish or gay so no.
>>874110
nigga everyone has tech 21
it's the only shit they sell at the apple store
How about creating a new thread you lazy ass hambones?
>>874107
His Twitter is worth a chuckle sometimes
>hey lets go behind closed doors!
>but then they let cameras in anyway
Heyman is enjoying these segments WAY too much lol lots of reality subtext there lol
>Ziggler is apparently a successful comedian
>Still jobs
>Still suffers through a contract that does nothing for his name and reputation
>steeng
>WWE Hall of Fame
>Sting
lolwut
So they brought Sting back for a few run-ins, 1 actual match, and to toss him in the Hall of Fame?
Heyman is like a classically trained actor compared to everyone else in the company
I'm fine with Stink headlining the HOF
>Still no Rick Rude
>>874086
Nothing happened on Smackdown. Kalisto beat Del Rio in a fucking non-title match.
omg Sting died?!
Com'on! When will it be Brawlers time!
>>874137
And get injured. Don't forget that.
>>874137
WWE owns the best part of his career. going into their hall makes sense
when will it be time for the shitty divas match I need to fap
>mfw stink will never ever win a match in wwe
>>874140
>Still no Rick Rude
yeah, WTF is that about? Even Koko Fucking B. Ware made it in the HOF and he was a jobber in WWE, but no Rude.
Did he fuck Steph too?
>>874153
fuck off /asp/
>>874150
He was the number 2 face with NWA/TNA for 10 years after WCW. I think he did okay.for himself for the 'shit' part of his career.
>>874164
But he was in TNA, so that cancels out any good during that part.
>>874164
>for 10 years
nah there were years he was 4th or 3rd change it to top 5 and spot on.
>>873821
Why he stopped using the lion tamer and started using boston crap?