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>yfw The New Day have become so overexposed you wish they'd just go away
Last week's main event was so fucking retarded. Vince and Scott Armstrong are so bent that they will slow count, refuse to count, look the other way when Shamoo hits Reigns with a chair etc...but they won't count a three if Roman lifts his shoulder?
yfw you will never put your dick meat between Steph's tits.
I love kevin owens
>"If Roman wins the Rumble...the Authority will disband!"
>every person in the Rumble walks in, shakes Roman's hand, and launches themselves over the ropes
>Roman looks strong
>Roman is well respected
So how will Romi defeat the entire roster? Will the Bullet club and Nakamura be able to stop him?
We have someone much, much better who they refuse to use aptly.
>Vince says that Dolph might win
>Mentions the brass ring
>Even Dolph himself doesn't think he's winning
That's the funniest thing I've heard in a WWE promo in a long time. I actually laughed hard.
>they're honestly going to cut through the bullshit and put Reigns over the entire goddamned roster in one night.
Can't they at least pretend they're not trying to force a new face of the company down our throats?
I'm trying so fucking hard to not hate roman but this company is actually making it impossible.
Seriously, how can anyone actually like this? I would really like to know what people see in Roman.
At least fucking cena can work a match and doesn't have the charisma of sand paper. I fucking miss him.
Nah, they're actually doing a decent job making the IC Title somewhat relevant again because it's becoming Smackdown's Number One brand title.
Ambrose has actually been giving a shit in-ring, too.
I just turned on Raw, what's this I'm hearing about Roman's match later?
Was Asuka always this fat?
I've been having dreams where I force-feed her until she becomes a willing cholesterol toilet and begs me to funnel warm butter into her mouth
>Not wanting to pinch her tummy
Vince said the Rumble will be Roman vs everybody. There's no way he'll drop the title tonight. He'll probably drop it to Brock at the Rumble, fight Triple H at Fastlane, then Brock at Mania.
I live on the west coast and I'm streaming this shit live, later I'll be sure to only turn my tv to USA during the segments that don't involve Roman jobbing out the entire roster like he's going to do at Royal Rumble ;-;
At least they are where they are supposed to be on the card. And they wouldn't be running into the ground if they had anything worth a damn to fill the 2 hours between Roman's opening segment and Roman's win.
>Anybody else from /a/ here?
What did he mean by this?
some would rather kick her in the head instead
A lot of people do that but it's typically reserved for petite/comedic jobbers.
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Well if they wait for Triple H vs Roman at Mania then who will Brock fight? They've wanted to do Brock v. Roman for a while now, Roman was supposed to win at Mania, but once everyone started booing him they switched ideas at decided to have Seth cashin instead.
Hunter will either bite the bullet and appear at Fastlane, or someone else will have to get the major push Roman has gotten before Mania.
I just hope they don't make Bullet/Balor Club Authority lackeys.
They need to set up something right now so they don't fuck up SS like this year.
4-way survival series match could be like:
>tfw not even really paying attention to Raw tonight and watching a movie on my PC
>Sheamus suddenly bleeding
what the fuck
mfw an american was fat near me
So how are these NJPW wrestlers gonna call spots if they don't speak English?
>she's not pregnant
>don't worry, I checked
Forgot about that amazing piece of artwork
Good job you lunatic cuck
Do you also let your boyfriend peg you?
They won't so all Nakamura matches end in shoot fights.
>Goldust booker T level.
>Ziggler or Stardust having an iota of the charisma of either of those two.
Get the fuck out.
Cody, maybe, not in his current role, but maybe, but Ziggler? Major weak link.
this desu senpai, I'm fucking chapped about that.
>HHH jumps Axel at #30 and takes his spot
>Bork threatens the authority for weeks until he's given the shot against HHH at Mania
anyone but you roman
He doesn't need charisma, he just needs to act the straight man to wacky antics, easiest thing in the world. Have them make a team finisher and book them as strong together and it's all cut and dry from there.
So if it's really going to be Roman vs Brock 2 at Wrestlemania, is there ANYTHING the folks at WWE can do to make it so Brock doesn't get way more cheers than Reigns, again?
I'm not even assuming Roman will be out and and out hated boo'd like last year, because he's definitely more over with the crowd than he was then....but against Lesnar in Texas with the crowd that tends to show up for that show, there's no way Brock isn't cheered infinitely more than Reigns.
They will try to make it seem like Brock eats babies and kicks puppies and they might even make a Cowboys suck promo, and he will still be cheered.
Because they grew up with him as the face of the company if they watched Wrestling before 2004 then they might have latched onto someone else