I see they're continuing their theme of adding non-MMA fighters in their games
>Why yes, I do stay up till 4 am watching Japanese wrestling, why do you ask?
<mfw when someone says they don't get yellow fever around me
Yellow fever is caused by the mistaken belief that Asian (Japanese in particular) women are somehow more loyal or loving than white women. Of course, only deluded faggots believe this. Asian women are meme women at this point.
>Why yes, I do enjoy watching a product that is clearly aimed towards children.
>Vince....I think it's time
Are you ready for Da Big guy to win the Rumble, Main Event Wrestlemania and save the Raitings
Ryback standing ovation at Wrestlemania 50 hall of fame ceremony
Kevin Ovens standing ovation at TNA Tapings capacity crowd of 50 (packed)
they need the bigger draw to stay so people will tune into and buy NXT tickets so enzo cas are staying until at least mania. Raw after mania I can see them debuting.
>heavy smark crowd
would be the perfect time to debut them.
Just go to sleep, you already know what you're going to get.
>Brocks music hits
>Here he comes maggle!
>Heyman comes out with his shit eating grin
>Is he here????????
>Brock stumbles out
>little dance and pyro botch
>They get to the ring
>Heyman soaks in the smarks wetting themselves
>Heyman starts his promo with referencing something topic/ the city he's in
>Responds to some chant or boos from the crowd
>Starts jerking Brock off
>"Shoots from the hip"
>Says Brocks going to win and that its a spoiler
>If you're lucky maybe a mild confrontation, most likely with a low tier jobber
>Brock and jew go home
There, now you can go sleep.
>go undefeated in amuetuer wrestling
>get signed with the biggest Pro Wrestling company ever at the end of the attitude era
>win the title in months
>fuck and marry Sable
>leave and become just as successful in MMA
>return to WWE and get paid millions to show up 15 times a year with 2/3 of those appearances just having some Jew tell everyone how great you are while you just stand there
Bork is living the dream
All that came with a tremendous amount of hard work though. I was watching some of the work outs he did for UFC and I'd give up 5 minutes in. How he landed Sable is still a mystery to me though.
>ywn ride side by side with SCSA on two Kawasaki Mules on your way to a deer stand to drink IPAs and shoot prize bucks for a weekend while he tells you everything he knows about the business
>Brock and Shawn will never randomly show up and be happy to tell you about their lives as well
>ywn take down the biggest son bitch of a deer out there and impress all of them
>the mounted head you would have taxidermied will never grace your living room as the greatest conversation starter of all time
still not as bad as the kiddie title grab last year but it's up there
>and looked great during the entire match
Smarks are the biggest brown nosers on earth. There was nothing "great" about that entire segment other than Brock coming out and suplexing that fat moron
>and looked great during the entire match
That was the worst match of the night
Kevin owens ME RAW and fighting the top dog while looking great.
Ryback has to latch to jobbers popularity to get a pop while looking like a jobber.
>I don't think a wrestler "has to" look like anything, 'cause I'm not a dumb sports-entertainment mark
>KO in the main event vs the WWE champion
>Ryback in another throw away segment
Tippy top kek.
>I don't think a wrestler "has to" look like anything
That's cause you're an underage smark who listened to CM Punk's "pipebomb" promo. There's a reason guys like Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan were the big money stars. Cause they were ripped and over 6 feet tall and were oozing charisma.
There's nothing interesting about "Finn Balor"
he's right though. It's honest criticism. Roman has a great look but he gets gassed almost as fast as Ryback. Roman has a great look but he needs to work on the cardio abit. No need for ad hominem insults pal
what are the matches @ the rumble?
rumble (as long as 3 matches)
New day vs Roman's cousins
Owens vs Roman's friend
US Title match? man I hope Sting wins it
they didn't build this shit at all? When is Cesaro back?
>tfw friend we got me back into wrestling around Rumble 2013 doesn't even watch anymore
>tfw text him when there's a good match like ADR vs Kalisto
>:oh cool man, I might check that out later
He has bigger issues at the moment, especially with BMJ down for the count.
As far as the active roster is concerned, he's essentially THE main event scene. Going into Wrestlemania there will be quite a bit of pressure put on him to actually be FOTC material.
Considering his moveset is painfully limited, and his promos are both poorly written and delivered. Objectively speaking, he's lacking some key qualities to be "the face that runs the place."
He's been wrestling since late 2010 and is a 2-time world champ
Should've finished "developing" literally years ago, he's a fucking joke
Based RuRu is already way better than he'll ever be
>Should've finished "developing" literally years ago
Lol you smarks don't give him enough credit. He's not a veteran like most of the people you like. Most of the indie darlings have been wrestling for damn near 15 years and you like to hold them up against Reigns as if they started off at the same time, and that Roman is just a slow learner.
>Responding to this attention tripcuck
Just move on, this effeminate fag is never going to stop going back and forth with you.
Then again you're probably just as effeminate as him if you really feel the need to get the last word in with this literal underage.
You can compare him to guys who started wrestling after him and he's still a shitter
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>3/4ths of this pic related
But that's wrong you retard.
Chad Gable competed in the olympics wrestling team, of course he's going to be better than most people, even people on the main roster. He's literally as elite as Kurt Angle.
Reigns is also way better than Baron Corbin.
6 years isn't very long, like that is the time it takes a lot of guys to get INTO Developmental. Considering how long he has been wrestling he is alright, personally its just a lot of the minor things he does that bug me.
>Wrestling against Kevin Owens
>Turns his back on him to go play to the crowd and talk trash too McMahon
I don't think a babyface should ever turn his back on a guy he has got down. You can turn your head to talk trash or look to the crowd but keep your hips and body pointed at the threat especially when its someone who just had you down for as long as Owens had Reigns down.
>Corbin has already surpassed Reigns
No he hasn't. You're reaching pretty hard with this reddit tier bait. Has Baron Corbin ever even had an acceptable match with anyone? His match with Apollo Crews was a disaster, and I don't even mind him that much.
You strike me as a person who browses /woo/
>as an /sp/ reject
Oh so you are a wootist.
>One match against Somoa Joe is all he has
Wow you're right Baron Corbin sure is elite and better than Roman. You can't even argue correctly. Literal dumbass.
>implying WWE will give him the creative freedom TNA did
If they let Bubba be singles, he would be a comedy jobber like Santino.
He's better off going back to TNA and getting a deal like Storm did where he gets paid regardless of their financial situation.
lol I was posting on /asp/ before you got cucked from /sp/ you /wwe/ shitter
What does Reigns have in his catalog? The worst PPV main event of Bryan's career where he gassed out before the halfway mark?
>Kevin Ovens tries to brawl with Brock
>Looks like a literal child standing next to him
>Gets suplexed out of the ring
>Sheamus gets some good shots in cause he's the only one who looks somewhat like a threat to him out of all the jobbers they had out there (Except Big E and Del Rio).
Why are wrestlers so small and unimpressive these days?
I don't believe you need a lot of moves to be very good, Kevin Owens had a match against Marty Scrull in a British Indy where his entire Shine consisted of him chopping the shit out of Scrull. Moves are great but they aren't what gets you over (Unless you're Orton) I think Reigns has a good finish and passable selling its really just being able to shine and do promos that he really needs.
owens looked pretty strong tonight
he might be able to save us from Roman v Brock II
at least Vince got to witness his boy be booed tonight even with every heel on the roster trying to garner sympathy for him
What a cuck. Roman has had great matches with Brock, Rollins, Bray, Cesaro, Deanetty, and even Big Show.
The fact that you're trying to tear him down and compare him to a rookie in NXT who's had one mediocre match with Samoa Joe goes to show how petty most smarks are.
>turn on college football right after raw
>onside kick outtanowhere
>crazy three touchdowns after crazy broken plays
>watching on the based spidercam with no commentary
what a time to be alive
He had time in NXT. He's been on the main roster for ~4 years, in which time he has
>been part of one of the most highly acclaimed factions of all time
>main evented Wrestlemania
>won the royal rumble
>held the WWE title twice
How is that not enough time to at least make noticeable improvement? Creative has literally been giving him everything and he's still only luke warm.
You don't need a lot of moves to be very good, but if you're hyped up as THE POWERHOUSE MUSCLE BIG DOG you'd better be able to throw around 300 pounders like they're nothing, instead of struggling to lift BREEZE
Smarks always wonder why no one respects their opinions, but I'll let you in on a little secret, it's cause you lack objectivity.
You're a literal child. Keep crying about your Daniel Cryans and Cuckman Punks who couldn't hack it in the big leagues cause of their frail bodies.
did you guys already watch and talk about this
You're right but I think its his moveset needing to be changed rather than expanded. Some of the shit in it I don't think really works like the "Roll up, jk I'm slamming him with no leverage" thing is stupid from a psychology point of view as well as the "arm hits in the corner while the fans count along" because it doesn't look like something that hurts.
Give him a go-to move when he has back control and give him a go-to corner move if he can build a solid believable moveset he get away with adding a move or two every couple years and be fine.
>ryback eliminating big show alone
don't think I have a smug enough anime girl for this
>US title change on Raw with 0 build
You can just feel the desperation for ratings.
Where was the League of Nations during this match to keep Del Rio from losing the title? They seemed to interfere in every match except this one.
let's look back at 2015
>open with Daniel Bryan's triumphant return
>based Seth v Cena v Brock match is MOTY in the first month
>Bryan spends two months getting injured and putting Raman over
>HarpGOAT looks strong as fuck in the IC match at WM
>SETH GODLLINS cashes in and saves wrestling
>Bryan dead, oh well, at least we have Cesaro, and hey they called up Neville
>o-oh Neville kind of sucks now, call up Zayn
>o-oh he injured himself in his entrance, call up Owens
>based fatass has a great program with Cena, pinning cleanly him in one of his two allocated clean pinfalls per year
>raw is good for like two months leading up to summerslam
>jew stewart wtf?
>tfw Stink ruined seth's statue
>ok neville is still good but seth's the only guy he can have an interesting match with
>taker vs brock, cool, second time, awesome
>OH SHIT WYATTS KIDNAPPED TAKER
>oh now they are kidnapping Kane
>vince comes back, entire show dedicated to roman
>ratings hit all time lows
I just hope next year is better
Wait. So let me get this straight.
Whoever throws Ramen is the one who gets the title?
No the winner of the RR itself?
Wouldn't everyone want to rush Ramen?
So Ramen to keep his belt has to win against EVERYONE? Fuck, I swear, he better not win. Retarded odds.
Could be a good time for a heel turn, Dean could be helping him, then turn on him at the very end?
>your fantasy booking isn't my fantasy booking
>DBry comes back
>they do nothing with him
>Sting comes back
>they do one good thing with him
>Dudleyz come back
>they do nothing with them
>ADR comes back
>they do nothing with him
SO HYPED FOR NAKAMURA
>tamina actually looking decent
>sasha looking fuckable and cute af for some reason
>naomi watching pr0n
>seth so alpha he is openly rayciss and cuckman Xavier says "haha yes kofi so fass"
>seth btfo swaggie
This is based KEK