Good Night, Starman.
>/mu/ killing people again
Fucking meme niggers did it again
I'm putting my bets on Sergeant Slaughter or Ric Flair biting the bullet this year since the running theme of wrestler deaths is "everyone that made wrestling great are dying while the one single handedly ruining it is seemingly immortal"
>57 years old
>still shows up in ring
He'll be fine
A good heel, knows his way around backstage politics, booking has been faltering since Cena buried him, could be fine to lose a little weight, but damn if he isn't more athletic than he should be. I enjoy watching his matches and I think the pop-up powerbomb is a fun to watch finisher. I wish they would let him do flippy shit but it's whatever. He's probably the best NXT pullup of the last couple years
My #2 favorite active wrestler. Fantastic, classic heel. Hoping he'll get a few WHC title runs and a Wrestlemania main event. Not sure how that'll turn out realistically with Vinny and Dunn, but this feud with Ambrose has really built him back up.
Big deal? You mean like how it was randomly on a shitty smackdown no one watched against a ragtag group of people they had already beaten over and over and over again?
Yeah bro that was epic!
One of the most entertaining guys in recent memory. Amazing worker with likewise excellent mic-skills.
He's also a fantastic Heel but he does admittedly pander quite a bit, but that's just adapting him to the crowd in-front of him which demonstrates a lot of savvy and awareness that makes him very, very valuable.
>they don't know our murderers, but we know theirs
>clearly they are the ignorant ones for not knowing trivia facts
Lads, last I watched WWE was when Roman won the title. I turned off and cancelled my WWE Network the next day.
Can someone give me a few bullet points of where we are now, whats the setup going into Royal Rumble and further afield to WM
I bet you in your neckbeard rage said
>IM DONE WITH WWE FUCK ROWMEN WAHHH
And yet here you are, begging to get caught up like the cocksucker you are.
This is why I never take marks seriously and neither does wwe.
They always come crawling back, because they know that wwe is the only wrestling product that matters.
>Not cancelling the network two years ago
Being a black gay in current year is like hitting the jackpot
>can't be fired because you can just sue the company for racism/homophobia
>everyone is nice to you because scared of being labelled as a racist/homophobe
>he helped write some NXT jobber's theme
>he is friends with that queer-as-fuck NXT jobber
So Cole's gonna name-drop "David Bonie" as a popular homosexual who revolutionized the dicksucking industry.
>clearly they are ignorant of other countries for not knowing about killers from othe countries
Sorry that foreign serial killers isn't in my grab bag of facts. I would think that you wouldn't want us to know more about the people who tarnish the name of your country.
That and jericho is from canada
tbqh British wrassling is great right now. There are a ton of excellent talents with promising futures
No idea why this comedy cunt whos gimmick is old as fuck is at the top of a heap that collectively shit on him
Sting The Vigilante™ is the 1st inductee into this year's WWE HOF class.
>If you're in a stadium, with over 80,000 people in it and you're coming up on a riser onto a stage, with smoke all around you and the World Title on your waist and you look to your side as you come up with lasers, pyro and Motorheead playing... and Lemmy is standing next to you, singing about you -- it is the most kickass thing of all-time.
Based Hunter finds a way to put himself over at a funeral
>We noted over the weekend that Randy Orton took to Instagram and denied Dave Meltzer's report that he may need neck surgery once he recovers from the recent shoulder surgery, but it wasn't confirmed.
>It turns out that Orton got word from doctors, just over a week ago, that he would not need the neck surgery. Meltzer originally reported the possibility of having neck surgery back in November and Ric Flair, who would be in the know, even reported something similar on his official podcast.
B A S E D O R T O N
O U T T A N O W H E R E
RKO OUT OF NOWHERE SAVING THIS YEARS WRESTLEMANIA
>If I lived next door to her my motto would be love thy neighbour - Jerry 'the rooty tooty roofy' Lawler
>I check WWE.com all the time to check up on the Divas!
He has so many creepy lines in WWE 2K16. I'm amazed it gets through nowadays.
>Tfw England will never know what it's like to have a WWE champion
First of all, Chris Jericho is Canadian
Secondly, he's supposed to run an image search for every image any dumbass Brit decides to tweet at him to make sure it isn't some prank?
>Everyone knows about the American killers but they don't seem to have a clue about ours.
Cause you're an irrelevant nation full of idiots who find dumb things like this "banter" Why would I need to know about serial killers from other countries anyway?
I don't know why Triple H would tell this story
>I'd walk into his dressing room with my wife
>and there' would be topless girls and a pile of blow
>lemmy would be sitting there with no pants on just a towel on his head
>then he'd say close the door
>I'd open the door again he's got pants on the girls are covered up the blow is gone
why would you say this at his funeral? that's just so inappropriate. What if members of his family were there? would they really want to hear how their relative had hookers and blow?
I watch Raw, Smackdown, NXT, PPVs and sometimes Main Event if I've nothing else go do. Pretty much everything I watch on TV or the internet is wrestling related now. Nothing else worth watching.
>I honestly got back to wrestling because i love the /wwe/ gamethreads and the generals.
They often are the best part about watching.
>watch Raw live
>stream PPVs online
>watch ROH on their website on the weekends
>used to watch TNA soon as the show was archived online, but the tournament thing they've been doing the past few months has killed my interest in their promotion
>sometimes watch NXT if I'm bored, but I have no attachments to it
>I'll watch the occasional NJPW PPV only in they have English commentary or theur doing a joint PPV with ROH
>and has a chant that's more over than them?
If that was true then WWE would had given it to someone else.
>There are anti-smarks right now that deny The GOAT was over as fuck
>2016 and still getting worked by The GOAT.
B A S E D
That's the thing. WWE didn't plan on the chant getting THAT over. If anything, they gave him the "Yes!/No!" thing to make him look more nerdy, when in reality, almost ALL smarks are nerdy manga/MLP-loving losers.
I got back into wrestling in 2014 after seven years. I watch most Raws ans episodes of LU. I watch a couple episodes of NXT a month. I catch TNA and RoH about once a month. My local indie has about three shows a month for a while at a time and then takes a step back for one a month for a bit and I go to most of those.
I haven't been keeping up witb RoH as month lately but I got a free front row seat to a show the day before the Rumble, should be fun.
John Cena is fucking ridiculous
He should just retire before he gets injured even more. He's already cemented himself as the GOAT. Maybe give him his 16th at wm vs Christian in the match we never got and then retire him and induct him in the HOF along with Christian
Sting going into the HoF pretty much confirms some sort of appearance at Mania beyond "HoF class of..." bits. I am guessing he holds off whoever tries to run in and help Triple H during his match with Roman.
Aloisia? She was like 6'8'' I'm sure I don't need to point out which woman she is in pic related.
>mfw my face touches her tits while standing
So she's not in NXT anymore?
>Not naming yourself The Janitor and destroying wrestlers you don't like
Come on Brennan
man i miss maxine on wwe, catrina is a nice alternative though.
Great look, good ring presence, average worker, getting better mic skills, good moveset but needs to add more.
Probably ever-so-slightly above-average in-ring because – whilst certainly limited – those limitations can be covered quite easily and he does his stuff to a serviceable and commendable degree.
Abhorrent on the mic. Even worse than that are his facial expressions, though; not only does he not understand when to do them but he doesn't understand which to do or how dumb he looks when he does them out of place.
Best active heel. I officially started to love him when he did that running ladder spot fake out. He completely rused all of the Full Sail smarks and it was like watching a truly legendary heel be born.
That spot was excellent and he totally out-worked Finn in those matches.
Which really highlights his shit-tier reign because all he has is his ring-work and someone like Owens who's much more multi-faceted was beating him there.
In-fact KO has looked consistently better than Balor in general.
The only thing to top that would be /pol/ meming a terror attack into existence.
M8 you're wrong as fuck tbqh
Crowds are hand-sitting plebs nowadays but they basically always react for easy, catchy, syllable-based chants because it's a cheap way to involve them.
>SI (this is a good example because Del Rio gets fuck all for reactions on his entrances but they always go "si" for him)
>FEED ME MORE (same as above)
>U-SOOOOO (same as above two again)
"SAWFT" will be along those lines.
Plus Enzo is a good talker, Cass is a physical specimen and they have an important big/little guy dynamic.
>we have seen him in literally one match
>he looked perfectly fine, didn't miss a step, did all his usual spots and had a great match with Tye
So, basically, there was no point engaging you because you weren't gonna admit you were wrong anyway?
That's neat. I like Gable too but being delusional is fun, I guess.
>The indies and NJPW have no storytelling in the ring.
>this is what wwe babies actually believe