Admit it, if he was on good terms with the company and came out as a surprise entrant in the rumble, you would mark the fuck out
Gotta be honest, I probably would. And I think cm punk is one of the most overrated wrestlers of the modern era. But still, just a few extra faces would be nice, especially if they can handle themselves decently in the ring and decently on the mic. Their roster already felt small and nameless before, but these injuries has really exposed their lack of depth.
Punk probably is delighted to see WWE going down the shitter so he would decline most likely.
I know he has an UFC contract but couldnt WWE trow money at UFC so they let Punk wrestle?
In any case DBry returning seems like a more likely scenario (Thats assuming they decide to kill Roman mommentum which doesnt seems likely)
>we will never see a WWE match between Punk and Swag consisting of really stiff kicks and knee strikes
You can't say be doesn't. Vince has used his magic to get the fans to cheer for roman more than they have been. They have to play the royal rumble really carefully in order to keep that alive.
Until you get a bunch of injuries from people not taking falls right because they're not expecting it, a clusterfuck of a match that's just eliminations, and then Big Show or Mark Henry winning because the whole "too much of a fat fuck to be eliminated" thing is actually true in a fucking shoot.
I don't think getting "shoot" KO'd is as bad as getting "shoot" thrown over the top rope and a good 7 or 8 feet drop down to the floor.
Just about everyone eliminated will get injured in some way, shape or form.
>Vince has used his magic
Yeah, to force one guy down everyone's throat for the past 18 months, to get him partially over, at the expense of having 0 other draws on the rest of the roster.
>only one face on the divas roster
You're looking at the new face of the Divas division
BECKY GOT OVER DESPITE BEING JABECKY FOR 5 MONTHS
who big guy ryback here?
obese kevin owens fans obviously need not apply
>tfw Becky will get shafted even more when Nikki and Paige return
This. She's already started touring and wrestling with the main roster, not to mention she's fast running out of competition on nxt because she's so far above the other women (except Asuka).
>she's winning the title at the rumble
it's finally happening brahs
I actually like Bayley, but It's inevitable that she'll be a superhero and act as a female Cena for the kids. I'm hoping that I get proved wrong though.
Worst case scenario, better her than Nikki or Charlotte at least.
>LET'S GO BECKY
I think people are tiring of Sasha desu. She's still over only with smarks and even they are starting to turn on her. She's done fuck all on the main roster, as well as been booked to look weak and retarded (le female new day xD).
On NXT she played a great, nasty heel with a vicious side to her. Now she's a bad comedy act that can't win without interference.
Lads i just found my new favourite butthurt aspie rant
> alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.
> /asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR
> IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS
> IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS
> maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it
>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject really there's no need to
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind
> if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads
Bask in its glory
>yfw the shoulder injuries are all caused by scar tissue being damaged after injecting into delts too much
>yfw the only reason le ugly gook and the bullet club were signed is to get stars before a new steroid trial emerges
>yfw wwe is literally going under within 5 years thanks to the Feds
>complains about shitty <100 reply threads getting bumped off the board
>proceeds to make a thread having a cry which proceeds to knock a thread off the board
I love irony.
> official /wwe/ guide on how to spot an /asp/ie or wewtist infiltrator in our threads #102
The aspie/wootist uses lots of needless exclamation marks in his posts and ends up looking like an absolute faggot
Nattie doesn't have the charisma to be a top girl. She's good in the ring but that's really all she has going for her. Wrestling ability alone isn't enough.
And as you said, he hates the Harts.
>been in the company less than 2 years
>has more titles reigns than every diva currently on the roster
>mind you Alicia and Nattie have been in the wwe 10 years
Won't even count all her fucking title shots. Paige honestly needs to fuck off.
> i also train MMGay
How many cocks have you sucked this morning?
Yeah and Charlotte is not going to be the face of the division either. It may seem like it now but they're definitely going to opt for someone younger like Bayley, Sasha or Paige. Charlie's push isn't going to last.
No she was hot, but it's just logical that the face of the division is going to be someone in their 20s who could be around for another decade or however long. I don't see Charlotte, Nattie or Nikki still wrestling in ten years. The girls tend to retire sooner.
I prefer Nattie myself, but
>there are people here who wouldn't a Nikki
NXT is how Triple H works the smarks.
He can literally get anything over on NXT with the gay as fuck crowd and the gay as fuck fans on the internet. It doesn't matter what the gimmick is, it will get over. No matter how shitty or retarded, it gets over. Then it gets to the main show and people don't give a fuck.
NXT is cancer.
>being young means you will be around forever
Like Aj? Bitch was in the company 3 years, got pushed to the moon, then quit because she did everything before shit hit 27 years old. Paige is already doing movies and TV shit. How long before she bails? I give here 3 more years.
AJ quit because of her husband. There will be a chapter in her book about how she regrets quitting her dream job everyday for some 40 year old man who thinks he's totally punk rock for not drinking a beer.
Divas Tier List
Underage Mark Tier
>Australian NXT divas
Not the guy you replied to, but objectively speaking, divas segments are a waste of time.
>one face in the entire division
>only character they are given is "crazy"
>high school drama tier storylines
>compete over a title belt that looks like a bedazzle accessory
Did you cry when they cried and took a fat stinky dump all over kayfabe?
Listen i know it's fake. I know movies are fake as well. I don't need to director to step into frame during a movie and keep reminding me "by the way guys, this fake, these people are actors and not really enemies."
For fucks sake. Some women have a generic match and niggers are acting like it's the greatest thing that's ever happened.
If anything, pretending the shitty women's performances are good is much more sexist than just admitting they suck. You are holding them to a lower standard for a reason, jerkoff.
>Womens wrestling marks
Once again i will put my challenge on the table.
Give me 15 five star divas matches in the wwe and explain what makes each of them a 5 star match.
You literally can not because there are none, a division that doesn't have 15 good matches to its name over its entire lifetime is a joke.
Divas should go back to their roots of being there to sell sexy Callenders and sex on the beach dvds because thats all they were ever good for.
Divas don't draw, they can't really wrestle as good as men and their only appeal is the look
you know it's right and they should only be used the way they were around the year 2000 - as valets, nothing else.
Yeah. Because you have nothing to say because you know i'm right. You're a douche.
Here's what you do. Jerk off before you watch a woman's match and tell me you would be as invested as if you hadn't jerked off.
You are lonely and have attached yourself to these women you see every week and think you have some sort of connection to them. It's pathetic.
It is pointless to offer suggestions because you will shoot them all down with 'nah that match was shit lol'. Which is fine, but don't expect people to take your challenge when you're clearly 100% sure that you're right. I'm pretty apathetic towards women's wrestling myself but you are very obviously biased from the start.
Wew lad, if you're not even confident in your argument then why bother arguing?
Of course im sure im right, if you're not confident that you can prove me wrong then that just tells me that you know im right.
If you have 15 five star matches then go ahead and post them.
You're a fucking faggot if you're scared of sharing your opinion because you'll be laughed at by anonymous people.
But you know 15 5 star divas matches don't exist and you're just making up excuses.
Are you sure you're replying to the right person? I told you I'm apathetic. I don't care about women's wrestling but those who do will not bother engaging with you even if 15 5 star matches existed (and i agree that they don't) because you're clearly the type who is absolutely unwilling to change his viewpoint.
It doesn't matter if you think im unwilling to change my viewpoint, if they are confident in their womyns wrestling and think its truly worth a shit they will have a list of 15 five star matches.
But notice how quiet they get when i challenge them to do that, because they're all just waifufag virgins, they were probably in love with aj before she got together with punk and just moved on to sasha.
Here we go, Brayylmao is getting his title shot on Wrestlemania
It'll be the same shit as aj.
Denial for a while until they find the next bitch to latch onto.
Next chick who pretends to be a nerd and calls mania 20s main event their favorite match will get their own reddit section print outs.
Brayy kicks out after a triple powerbomb and after an F5
AND BRAY WINS AFTER A RUNNING SENTON
what the fuck
And this is it, Brayy is the fucking WWE champion
I have no real idea what the fuck is happening on this card, either
anyway Cesaro pinned Taker clean, too
In other news HBK goes over Rollins after Sweet Chin Music from outta nowhere
get ready for the MAIN EVENT
>Nakamura pulling this shit in a WWE ring
I can't wait
BRAY CONFIRMED DRAW
BRAY SAVING THE COMPANY LADS
Anyway, other matches on this card
Mark Henry beats Cody Rhodes
Rick Rude beats Taker for the US title
Cesaro beats Taker
Regal beats Sheamoose for IC title
>women's division in America has been treated as nothing but eye candy show for 40 years
>they've literally never been given a chance to be anything but that
>HURR YOU CAN'T SHOW ME 15 FIVE STAR MATCHES DOE
Related to this, anyone ever read about what Fabulous Moolah was actually like? You could argue that she's almost single handedly responsible for the stagnation of women's wrestling in north america.
>these poor women can't possibly be at fault, it's these evil corporations holding them down!
>actually disputing what they said
It's not quite as black and white as anon puts it, but they most definitely have been treated like, thus seen by fans as, nothing but eye candy. Need I remind you of shit like bra and panties matches?
>Cena gets injured
>photos of the surgery and everything
>Orton gets "injured"
>a couple of tweets from WWE and zero photos
If anyone needed anymore proof Orton walked out and got suspended, there it is.
Biggest losers on earth are those that make this shit
Where can I go to watch the full story of cm punk ?
When I quit wrestling he was fueding with JBL and then when I come back there is just a massive blow up.
>These consistently get 500,000+ views
WWE fans, everyone.
Because they booked him on the pre-show.
If you're a guy that's been pushed as a main event talent for over a decade and gets thrown on the pre-show of a throwaway PPV, wouldn't you be pissed?
>tfw The Authority angle has been going on for almost three years
>biggest Wrestlemania ever XD
>being held on the biggest Stadium in the US
>expected to break attendance records
>Cena, Orton, Rollins, Cesaro, Sting (big names and sort of big names) injured
>company is still revolving around one Samoan ogrelord faggot
How many "legends" are they desperately trying to get and can someone remind me who they all signed recently?
Well, I'm somewhat hopefully they do Hardys vs. Dudleys at Wrestlemania.
Matt's TNA contract runs out soon (he's even having a loser leaves TNA match on IMPACT in a few weeks) and I would assume so does Jeff's.
I don't see big dave appearing desu. He seems pretty set on staying off tv and only doing house shows when/if he returns. Then again, everybody has a price.
Isn't he still hated by everyone though because of the 2014 RR and muh precious bryan
only faggots boo'd him to begin with, plus with after the success in the movies he's been in, it would be safe to assume that he would have a positive reaction. The worst is faggots chanting "drax" at him.
most likely. I feel bad for the roster they have, they basically are being told "you arent good enough, and a debuting/returning star is going to take your place at the rumble" but thats what WWE fucking gets
not just any 29 other men, Vince will make sure he gets 29 GOOD men
Best prepare for the return of the biggest draw in the business.
>Carmella def. Emma
>they are seriously pushing Carmella
fuck off NXT, I don't want to see Bayley vs Carmella
They did a "Juan Cena" During Rio and his last feud at a house show. John Cena came out with his normal attire but with a purple and godl lucha mask. It go no heat and mexicans called it racist
Relax, anon. Carmella is just filler until Asuka vs Bayley. It just shows you how lacking the womens division in nxt is, now that most of the good ones are on Raw watching television monitors.
woah. Seeing oldfags buff like this make me feel bad for being a huge obese shit, but it only lasts like 20 mins, then I'm back to normal
>Booker and Layfield laying into Cole