/wwe/ General #1726 - 2 Sweet Edition

File: 1452137925593.jpg (66KB, 612x574px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 612x574px

>>867124

Are you gentlemen ready for Brock winning this year's royal rumble

>>867126
>>867127

Meant 12 sorry

>>867130
I seriously hope Brock german suplexes someone out of the ring

>Vanilla midgets
>Saving anything

>>867130
>wanting a man who publicly buries the business to hold the title, again

File: f3f5e63f7c87cdc332941360fe6593a3c55f40b6.jpg__0x1500_q85.jpg (451KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

451KB, 1920x1080px

>>867124
>post yrw he wins the royal rumble

>>867134

I don't think there's someone brave enough to agree to that kind of bump

>>867138
10 bucks say Angle would do that spot

from the top of a steel cage, too

File: 1408329807280.jpg (13KB, 275x234px) Image search: [Google]

13KB, 275x234px

>>867136
>Getting worked this hard by Brock "literal autism" Lesnar

>>867136
good, he should win the belt then go into business for himself and stiff the fuck out of roman or something

remember the time brock broke haitch's arm at summerslam and afterward hunter tried to get a pity pop but all they did was chant "YOU TAPPED OUT"?

File: ScreenHunter_102 Aug. 18 05.51.jpg (45KB, 581x331px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 581x331px

>>867136

>Getting worked by a man honest enough to say he just does it for the money

Brock literally doesn't care about mandrama but he's a certified hall of famer.

>>867143
Yes, it was rude af.

I hate Smarks, glad haitch btfo those faggot smarks by going over lesnar at mania.

File: CM-Punk-laughing-at-Stephanie.gif (2MB, 360x238px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 360x238px

>>867145

>>867142
Yeah, because that's the kind of champion a publicly traded, PG product company wants

>>867148
didn't know you were an investor

>>867138
Dean 'the lunatic cuck' Madman would

>>867150
HAHA MAGGLE HE'S A LUNATIC
HE JUST DOES THINGS MAGGLE
HAHA I LOVE IT

>>867149
WWE cares more about their image on Wallstreet than anything creative wise.
Did you not see how they treated Hogan this summer?

>>867153
yeah, I know

I know that Brock won't stiff the fuck out of Roman

just saying it would be pretty funny

>>867152
VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMM

>>867156
[sounds of Kevin Owens on the toilet]

>>867144
He's a certified farmer.

File: ldH43Gm.jpg (69KB, 500x345px) Image search: [Google]

69KB, 500x345px

You're welcome btw

>>867157
Kevin Owens plays Gran Turismo while he poops?

File: ryback.jpg (32KB, 642x361px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 642x361px

DA

>>867159
Is that man wearing Bray's fedora?

File: Capture.jpg (11KB, 163x72px) Image search: [Google]

11KB, 163x72px

>>867159

*tips buzzards*

File: 1451956420648.jpg (89KB, 636x344px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 636x344px

>>867152

WWE needs a new great theme with lyrics. There are some good themes in today's roster but nothing like based Metalingus or No More Words.

In fact the only current themes with lyrics I can think of are diva themes.

File: 987097.jpg (387KB, 2208x2727px) Image search: [Google]

387KB, 2208x2727px

>>867161
MASTER

>>867165
BRIE MODE

>>867162
>>867163
FOLLOW

>>867165
Asuka's theme is brilliant imoo

>>867168
THE BLACK COCKS

Lesnar VS. The Rock at WM? Would that even be a good match?

>>867169
I like it too but it's just a King Crimson ripoff.

>>867165
Yeah way too many generic guitar riffs.
That's why Brays entrance is so highly regarded.
People like lyrics in their music, even if they're nonsensical like Cena's "I brush your mouth like colgate"

Are the ratings gonna tank? Will we see sub 2 million viewers?

File: 8747 - gif royal_rumble ryback wwe.gif (305KB, 424x318px) Image search: [Google]

305KB, 424x318px

>>867166
OF

>>867172
>the rock after 2003
>good match
no

>>867162
>That man

You mean Sean Michaels?

>>867175

Is Seth Rollins coming back?

Reminder that Japs/Jap styled wrestling don't succeed in the WWE system

>>867174
>quotes it wrong
>doesn't know what it means

Literally 18+

>>867178
Why do you know his name, anon?

>>867159

Is that Tessa Lane? looks very much like her.

>>867172
I dont want to see lesnar vs rock 2 or hhh vs rock 2016 edition.
Neither match would be as good as their previous one so why bother?
Just for the little jimmies who don't want to go back and see it on the wwe network?

When do the Wrestling Observer Newsletter awards usually come out? Early feb?

File: AAAAAUGH.jpg (9KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]

9KB, 480x360px

>>867167
WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

File: 1427016072134.jpg (491KB, 558x744px) Image search: [Google]

491KB, 558x744px

>>867182
>I listen to Cena's theme song and memorize its lyrics
>You don't understand the deep meaning behind his amazing lyrics

>>867180
>who is hideo itami

File: brie.jpg (58KB, 504x599px) Image search: [Google]

58KB, 504x599px

>>867187

Brie is underrated

>>867189
the guy that was slowly falling off the radar on NXT before his injury

>>867189
He's done jack shit since coming.
His biggest moment was at a house show doing the GTS.

>>867159
I need a full body picture of this goddess. maybe a pic of her ass as well.

>>867189

The guy who's been injured for 6+ months?

>>867194

>tfw was there

It was very nice desu

>>867180
that's because of bad booking, not because of the individuals

>>867191
Truly the superior bella. She seems much more down to earth than Nikki.

>>867165
Just make CFO$ stop producing shit.

Honestly, the only memorable couple I can think they've made are Real American, Rusev's, and Ascension. Everything else has been more or less generic crap

>>867200

Pale skin gave it away lad

>>867191
Brie>Nikki
in my opinion

>>867189
thanks for supporting my statement

>>867204

>Not liking Apollo Crews' theme

>>867201
I'm still convinced Vince just still has a vendetta against Japs after that Andre stiff-fest incident in Japan

>>867206

Agreed

>>867204
Rusev's theme is just a ripoff anyway

https://youtu.be/ie6CLe3g75g?t=22s

>>867205
I'm gonna need to fap to that vid

>>867188
18+

>>867206
>>867210
back to reddit with you.

>>867204
>forgetting hellfire

>>867212

you found it? it should show up on a bing search.

>>867137
I just don't get the appeal

Why the fuck do I keep getting connection error when I try to post on every fucking browser

>>867219
been happening to me as well family

based Hiro

>>867216
Yeah I got it

http://m.thenewporn.com/videos/1426/tessa-lane-and-sean-michaels-interracial-kitchen/

>>867221
excuse me this board is SFW, you can tell due to the blue background

>>867214

zzzzz

Please have sex

>>867222
I'm on the clover app from my phone, so I see no blue :)

File: 1434580687916.gif (703KB, 500x332px) Image search: [Google]

703KB, 500x332px

>>867222
>not having a night theme to protect your eyes when you're watching raw at 3 AM GMT

>>867221

good from you

File: the next big thing.gif (229KB, 157x170px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 157x170px

>>867227
based night theme

File: kevin-owens-finn-balor-takeover-brooklyn-600x300.jpg (43KB, 600x300px) Image search: [Google]

43KB, 600x300px

Although I do think it is unfortunate that WWE has had so many high profile injures this last year, going into potentially the biggest mania of all time, I do think they had it coming.

Everyone knows that WWE has been completely failing at building new stars. They only use old part-timers to draw big crowds and programs. That's fine only if you give young talent a good rub.

Why they had Lesnar vs Taker two more times besides having two high profile names is beyond me. If they had Lesnar take on Cesaro or Owens instead of Taker, and Taker fight Balor and Reigns they would have 3 or 4 made stars right now.

And don't even get me started on why Rollins was fueding with FUCKING KANE...

I'm actually happy that there is so many injuries right now. WWE is backed in to a corner now. Last time they were backed into a corner, it was the mid 90s...

>>867227
Get a job randyfag you sad cunt

File: 232323232.gif (2MB, 315x181px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 315x181px

>>867227
>GMT
>Not living in based CST

File: new stars.jpg (321KB, 1173x799px) Image search: [Google]

321KB, 1173x799px

>>867231
>Everyone knows that WWE has been completely failing at building new stars.

what do you mean?

>>867236
Everyone in that pic lost to Cena clean

>>867211

that doesn't sound anything like rusev's theme. nice try though

>>867236
>Rusev
Destroyed by post cena feud hell.. now building himself back up to probably get shat on yet again

>Sandow
lol really?

>Bray
Shitty and his family looked like complete shit to two dying old men

>Owens
still has a chance. Every match thats mattered besides the 2 cena rematches have been won by rollups and he still looks relatively strong. If he doesnt end up winning the IC back at rumble and theres no plans to ascend him up, hes fucked. Im calling it that he wins MITB this year though.
>>867236

>>867240
Rusev is already being shat on by Roman every week. He's a joke.

>>867231
They were always on their safety zone, Cena, so seeing how are they gonna deal with all those injuries is refreshing in some way

>Bryan wants to wrestle Shinsuke Nakamura on the Japan tour
>WWE says no
>Bryan isn't cleared and says he'll wrestle again anyway even if he has to leave the company
>WWE signs Nakamura

lel

>>867239
>that doesn't sound anything like rusev's theme

get your ears checked

>>867240

>Owens

He's been pinned definitively by both Dean and Roman

File: John_Cena_EP_Large_R.jpg (73KB, 656x431px) Image search: [Google]

73KB, 656x431px

How would you book John Cena's final match?

>>867246
>two top faces in the company
>ones to the newest odds man who can never lose
>ones at a ppv with an inevitable main event where little buddy jobs anyways


it was impulsive booking cuz rollins got injured. Say he didnt. the SS match would have been won the same way it was at tlc for the IC with a rollup. Im talking matches that matter here senpai

>>867251

Against himself

>>867254

>Qualification match for the WWE title
>Doesn't matter

>>867262
In terms of owens push? Nah. The tournament was a last minute thing puked out onto the table by Vince.. because their main heel got injured. It was lame as fuck and predictable since there was two midcard belt holders in it. Other belt holders arent allowed to challenge for the whc unless their name is Jhon Cene.

File: thx champ.jpg (57KB, 640x497px) Image search: [Google]

57KB, 640x497px

>>867255

>>867251
goes over some indie darling clean

File: hustleloyaltyandrespect.jpg (1MB, 3500x1968px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3500x1968px

>>867251
vs CM Punk, in the octagon

Anyone got links to bullet club actually being bought by WWE??

Heard rumors this is bullshit and everyones dumb

>>867209
Is that on njpw world?

>>867277
WWEcucks btfo

Meltzer's Wrestle Kingdom 10 Ratings.

Young Bucks v Matt Sydal & Richocet, Bobby Fish & Kyle o'Rielly and Trent Baretta & Rocky Romero: 3 3/4 Stars

Briscos and Toru Yan v Bad Luck Fale & Tama Tonga & Yujiro Takahashi: 2 Stars

Jay Lethal v Michael Elgin: 3 1/4 Stars

Kushida v Kenny Omega: 4 Stars

Makabe & and Honma v Anderson and Gallows: 3 3/4 Stars

Goto v Naito: 3 3/4 Stars

Shibata v Ishii: 4 1/2 Stars

Nakamura v Styles: 4 3/4 Stars

Okada v Tanahashi: 5 Stars

>>867279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHQy3sAnZyI

oh I was just about to post this

>>867277
clearly you're the WWE fan since you're posting in the WWE thread

>>867271
the way I see it, wwe.com wouldn't report on it if it wasn't legit

they'd have nothing to gain from that if it wasn't happening

>>867281
get the fuck out

>>867284
make me ^:)

>>867271
nakamura has said that he's moving to wwe in japanese news

Remember the time British Bulldog got rock bottomed onto dog poop

File: shinsuke.jpg (62KB, 600x400px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 600x400px

>>867289

Oh.

>>867138
Probably coffee, he loves rumble spots

>Tfw bryan says in his book sheamus walked in on him and brie having sex

Based Fella tbqh

>>867184
ye it's definitely her

>>867289
can we get a translated excerpt?

>>867299
ask /a/ to translate>>867292

>>867134
I had a dream about that once, it was a big match between me and him and we did a bunch of crazy spots. I gave him that work but I got my shit wrecked and lost.

Very fun dream match

>>867303
I'm going to test my luck at /JP/ brbbb

>>867297
That story was hilarious

>signing two midgets, a jap, and Festus instead of bringing back Kurt
Fuck off Hunter

>>867310
that's next week's news

>>867251
>Orton vs Cena as old men in a last man standing match
>as they fight the old themes of Raw and Smackdown play

>>867310
How about YOU fuck off
t. riple h

>>867251
John Cena vs every single wwe legend gauntlet match and he drops a thuganomics promo after every match on the next opponent

Cena goes over every legend until the last opponent which is a new guy and next face of the company who goes over Cena.

>>867313
>implying the Shield isn't Les Enfants Terribles
>implying Triple H isn't Big Boss

Rollins is Solid
Dean is Liquid
Ramen is Solidus

>>867159
That's that faggot Sean Michaels.

>Seth Rollins recovers sooner than expected
>Dean Amvrose gets tired of being the "little brother"
>Reigns gets the WHC going into WM
>Shield Triple threat for the WHC

File: African Gorilla Africa Gorila beautiful dangerous Baby sitting---Western-Lowland-Gorilla dangerous animal attacks of Uganda Kenya Tanzania South Africa animal pictures.jpg (327KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]

327KB, 1600x1200px

Ryback multi-time world champion

Kevin Ovens multi-time hot dog eating champion

File: what.gif (762KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

762KB, 200x200px

>- Sasha Banks is reportedly out of action with an undisclosed injury. Her last match came on the December 28th WWE RAW, a win over Becky Lynch.
Another one bites the dust.

File: 1439672662434.jpg (22KB, 288x499px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 288x499px

>Sasha Banks is out with an injury now

>>867291
Yep, it was the highlight of his career.

>most drawing diva and superstar gone

Kek

File: 1451114120416.png (8KB, 473x500px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 473x500px

>All these injuries

Maybe it's time for a WWE off season.

alright guys

who gets injured next

>>867322
>>867323
BORING

>>867327
THEY HAVE TO WORK 300 DAYS IN A YEAR DAMNIT

>all these injuries
It's karma for being such a shitty company and i love it maggle!

File: 1452043624090.png (153KB, 299x299px) Image search: [Google]

153KB, 299x299px

>>867322
Holy shit

File: 1438011124418.png (339KB, 447x371px) Image search: [Google]

339KB, 447x371px

>>867329

THIS IS BORING

>>867332
You're next Roidback.

>>867334
WOMEN'S WRESTLING

IRON WOMAN

>>867325
Hopefully Nikki and BMJ return soon

>>867337
John's injured

>>867337

Unfortunately AJ Lee and Punk aren't coming back

File: 1451334527217.png (24KB, 380x289px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 380x289px

>yfw WWE is forced to buy off the smaller companies because they're running out of wrestlers

>that fucking depth when everyone comes back from injuries

PUSH JACK SWAGGER NOW
PUSH JACK SWAGGER NOW
PUSH JACK SWAGGER NOW

File: teehee.png (289KB, 961x831px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 961x831px

>>867341
>>that fucking depth when everyone comes back from injuries

All these wrestlers for Roman to go over

File: 1451250430497.jpg (225KB, 750x1050px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 750x1050px

>>867341
mfw brand split

>>867325
i really hope you were not referring to sasha

File: rybackrules.png (51KB, 190x197px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 190x197px

>>867335
da based guy is going to move up the card now.

An RVD vs. Neville match wouldn't be too bad would it?

File: 1452023574906.jpg (3KB, 110x125px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 110x125px

>>867344
Thanks for ruining my mood
>>867345
>yfw SmackDown is live instead of taped
>yfw they bring back Kurt Angle
>yfw they bring back the fist

File: 1303900209667.jpg (44KB, 466x558px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 466x558px

>>867347

MASTER OF THE FEED ME MORE

File: nikkiusedmykitchen.jpg (149KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 1280x720px

>>867325
no worries nikki is coming back for mania, but BMJ looks like he wont.

File: bryan sad.jpg (858KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

858KB, 1920x1080px

Will they even have enough main roster people to fill out 30 people for the Rumble and then have 5 or 6 more matches on the card?

>>867348
RVD vs Neville vs Kalisto vs Kofi
BOOK IT

File: feelsgoodman.jpg (32KB, 460x359px) Image search: [Google]

32KB, 460x359px

>>867349
>>yfw they bring back the fist
yfw its a superman punch instead.

>>867352

You're forgetting that Tommy Dreamer and Rhyno are now on the main roster? They have more than enough people, it's just that they've lost lots of top/mid carders and 0 low carders.

File: Triple_why.jpg (18KB, 552x308px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 552x308px

>>867355
>it's a big statue of Roman with the biggest fist you've seen in your life

>>867352
20 or so people and then add in like 10 spots for legends, one offs, and perhaps a debut. Maybe one or 2 for NXT.

>>867351
Nikki is out for like a year. Neck/back injury

>>867166
APPRENTICE

>>867361
HARD PORN

>>867360
according to her twitter she didnt get surgery instead rehab and non surgery alternatives.

>>867363
So it will be even longer then.

>>867362
YOUR MOM

>>867322
I wonder if there's pressure now for Bayley to move up now.

>>867368
why? sasha was doing jackshit

>>867364
Ric said that he's heard talk about Charlotte facing either Sasha or Bayley at WM. Now that Sasha's ded I expect they will rush to get Bayley on the main roster.

Because god forbid they let Becky have the title ;_;

>>867368
Lol

>>867370
ric is full of shit dude. he said charlotte was going to debut before mania last year and have a match on the card

>>867369
To fill the spot, I guess. Gotta keep that 'relovushun' train going

>>867368

It's not like Sasha was actually doing anything important.

All the other new divas have had title shots and she hasn't.

I'm calling it now. Brock lesnar or sheamus will be injured come royal rumble

>>867355
Bring back the fist and rename smackdown "The Big Show" hosted by Paul Wight

>>867376
I'm convinced she was being saved for a Wrestlemania match against shaalet. They've kept the two far apart this long for a reason. They haven't interacted at all on the main roster.

>>867204
>not marking out when this hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjpRDmXoyMk

File: image.jpg (23KB, 240x251px) Image search: [Google]

23KB, 240x251px

>>867297
>Ahhh fella

File: 1451606977706.jpg (31KB, 386x345px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 386x345px

Not everyone may have seen it but here's Rey theme from AAA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egcG8sRz_Cs

I wonder which one he'll use in LU

>>867240
>>Sandow
>lol really?
Whats wrong with him? Sure he wouldnt be the top heel but at least he would had worked better than fucking Sheamus.

>>867368
>>867370
bayley is one of the few draws NXT has left at the moment, perhaps they might plant seeds for her eventual call up but it would be wise to let her debut raw after mania or something.

>>867385
Sandow gets no reaction and was only over thanks to Miz
I mean, I like him but he's nothing spectacular

>>867380

The "We Want Sasha" chants came about cause Sasha went about a month without appearing on RAW and the focus was on Charlie and the bellas. She beat Paige clean 3 times and made Titty Bella tap out twice but didn't get a title shot so their booking of her has been nothing less than stupid since she's yet to actually lose and they were going with Becky vs. Charlotte anyway.

>>867384
>can we afford snoop dogg for rey's new theme?
>no
>well, how about we get his non union mexican equivalent instead

>>867390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyxVha-g76k
Reminder that this was the theme of No Way Out 2004 with Rey singing it

fucking beaners mang

>>867374

HOW YOU WANT YOUR WRESTLEMANIA, SENPAI

File: file.png (375KB, 921x670px) Image search: [Google]

375KB, 921x670px

Booking NJPW in 2004

File: All according to shovel.jpg (46KB, 290x640px) Image search: [Google]

46KB, 290x640px

>mfw the GOAT main events Mania once again

>>867394
>cm puke
>42

Perfect

>>867394
>Toyota Chickenzen

>>867395

>HHH main eventing the worst mania of all time

POETRY
O
E
T
R
Y

>>867382
CAUSE A GIRLS GONNA PUSH EM ALL OUT THE WAAAAAAAY

File: 1tk.jpg (91KB, 769x759px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 769x759px

>>867378

Brock "I only work 10 shows a year" Lesnar getting injured

File: mwdWcla.png (2MB, 768x1024px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 768x1024px

>>867393
just mess my stuff up

>>867398
Does Triple H care about Raw anymore? He seems only interested in getting guys for his own "brand".

>>867387
>Sandow gets no reaction and was only over thanks to Miz
If someone as low as Miz can get Sandow over then imagine what other top dogs would had made for him.

You never know how being a champion would had affected him, still better than another stupid LOLSUPERCENAWINS.

Can't believe I haven't seen this on /asp/ yet

Reminder of Wrestlemania main-eventers

Hulk Hogan 7
Triple H 6
John Cena 5
Shawn Michaels 5
The Rock 5
Bret Hart 3
Stone Cold Steve Austin 3
The Undertaker 3
Batista 2
Brock Lesnar 2
Randy Orton 2
Macho Man Randy Savage 2
Sid 2
Yokozuna 2
Andre The Giant 1
Kurt Angle 1
Chris Benoit 1
Bam Bam Bigelow 1
Daniel Bryan 1
Big Show 1
King Kong Bundy 1
Ted DiBiase 1
Edge 1
Mick Foley 1
Chris Jericho 1
The Miz 1
Paul Orndorff 1
Rowdy Roddy Piper 1
Roman Reigns 1
Seth Rollins 1
Sgt. Slaughter 1
Mr. T 1
Lawrence Taylor 1
The Ultimate Warrior 1
CM Punk 0

>>867394
>11,550 (packed)

File: 1444537849734.jpg (540KB, 1024x689px) Image search: [Google]

540KB, 1024x689px

>>867405

>Triple H 6

OH MY!

>>867404
Miz can get ANYONE over because he's a top heel. I don't like him but those are facts

>>867405
is the wrestling body pasta banned here?

>>867406
It's Sumo Hall dude. It only has a capacity of 13,000.

>>867405
>>867407
>Hogan erased from history
>HHH is now the wrestler with the most main events

>>867394

That looks like fun. Is it on Steam?

>>867405
>as of wrestlemania 30, triple h had main evented one-fifth of all wrestlemanias

File: file.png (384KB, 923x677px) Image search: [Google]

384KB, 923x677px

>>867406
2004 was a dark period for NJPW

based Sasaki and Nakamura are putting on great matches though

>>867413
no it's TEW 2013 using a 2004 mod. There's a torrent for TEW available

>>867405
> ric flair
> 0
> stink
> 0
Outlaw shitters can get fucked

>>867347
>roidback posting

I bet you're the kind of autist who only puts ketchup on hotdogs

>>867405
>CM Punk has never lost in the main event of wrestlemania
Literally the GOAT of the GOATs

>>867416
18+

>>867408
So could had John if he wasnt such a bitch, he put over Owens so he could had put over Sandow.

If fucking Swagger got a chance why not Sandow?

File: image.jpg (116KB, 900x497px) Image search: [Google]

116KB, 900x497px

>Triple H will tie Hull Cogan for the most Wrestlemania Main Events

>>867420
Because swagger is talented and sandow is a jobber fuck that was never over

File: file.png (639KB, 1030x717px) Image search: [Google]

639KB, 1030x717px

>>867415
Also in retrospect I probably shouldn't have put Bob Sapp over Fujinami and Tenryu

>>867423
>Swagger is talented

Quick lads
Name a well known wrestler that wore a fedora in a Wrestlemania main event

>>867426
The Undertaker

>>867416

18+ kiddo

>>867426
Cena.

>>867426
>>867426
UFC phil brooks

>>867427
No

>>867430
Winner

>>867419
>>867428
PJWTS

>>867426
JBL

File: file.png (484KB, 1366x768px) Image search: [Google]

484KB, 1366x768px

>>867431

>Phil Brooks was a part of Cena's entrance at mania

W E W

File: punk1.gif (1MB, 200x195px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 200x195px

>all these injuries
>based phil was right

>>867434
Thats obviously a snapback, not a fedora

>>867405
>>867407
>>867412
I bet Triple H is begging Vince to make him the main event this year so he can tie the record.

>>867438

THIS IS VINTAGE TRIPLE H

>>867384
>>867390
>>867392
they did the filthy animas and k-doggs songs in wcw too if i remember correctly.

>>867436
Do you think Vince is trowing money at Punk so he comes back?

He is the only one that can save this company lad.

File: file.png (327KB, 926x583px) Image search: [Google]

327KB, 926x583px

fugg should have switched the 3rd and 2nd matches

>>867436
glass jaw cuck man Phil is injured

>>867445
lmao

>>867138
Kofi but then Big and Xavier catch him and put him back in the ring.

>>867445
hes injured right now too, he cant blame the wwe doctor now.

File: 1434952139744.gif (2MB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 200x200px

>>867445
i miss him ;_;

>>867445
>He is the only one that can save this company lad

No he's not, and he's involved with another company so why would you even post this unironically?

>>867451
Fucking Ryback

>>867448
so is every wwe superstar

>>867452
>tfw we never got to see the Punk vs. Benoit series

>>867451
Isnt just a finger? Im sure he would overlook that with enough money at him.


>>867453
>>No he's not,
Pls dont say some gook from NJPW or Ramen. Besides Bryan onl Punk would draw enough to help make the next WM a success.

>>867452
Same here, now with Cena out there is no one even close to be able to cut promos like Punk can.

>>867457
Punk is atheist so when he dies he'll go to hell so maybe they can fight there

>>867459
I'm pretty sure it was a shoulder injury too.
Everyones out with shoulder injuries.

>>867463
Shit well then WM is fucked.

>>867459

>CM Punk fans

There truly isn't anything worse

>everyone gets injured
>massive exodus on NXT guys pushed straight up into the main event
>AJ Styles and company debut straight into the main event scene
We are living in the best timeline.

>>867468
>all get fed to Roman to make him look STRONG

Everyone that is injured had to work with an nxt alumni. Nxt are all sloppy fucks like jasethy. Kill nxt. Nxt killed the wwe. Fire every nxt alumni and everyone working with nxt

Okay so you are the head of the creative team and Vince becomes literally nuts and wants you to build Heath Slater as the main eventer of WM 32.

How do you book him to become a top superstar?

>>867468
>full sail has to watch main events between Tanner and The Yeti

fucking based

>>867470
>Roman also gets injured
Best. Timeline.

>>867477
The same way creative books Ramen:

KEEP
HIM
STRONK

>>867475
This is terrible b8

But maybe all these injuries would stop happening if all these banged up 30+ and near 40-year olds on the roster quit it with the Olympic style weight training where they're trying to get personal bests every time

>>867468
>We are living in the best timeline.
>no briscoes
>no RPG vice
could be better.

>>867479
based ZZ soon

>>867477
>Have there be a triple threat with remaining rumble participants
>Heath, Ramen and [insert top star]
>Ramen and the star struggle to eliminate another
>one goes over the ropes with the remaining star being tired as hell
>Slater takes the oppurtunity to push them over
>Slater is WHC

>>867477
>Lesnar comes back
>Slater set up to be fed to him in a squash match
>Slater punches Lesnar in the face
>Lesnar sells it like he just took a tank shell to the face
>Slater casually walks back to the locker room as the ref administers the 10 count on Lesnar
>Slater goes on to be Big Show, Henry, Reigns, The Rock, CM Punk and the ghost of Chris Benoit all with a single punch
>also, Slater shaves his head completely bald and starts wearing a yellow outfit with a white cape

>>867270
man, cena would destroy phil in a matter of seconds, not even joking

>>867495
Keked but Roman is basically Saitama with his Superman Punch already

>>867318
nah,
Ramen: solid
Rollins: liquid
Dean: solidus

>>867488
they should put him in a non-wrestling position where he shills for burger king and kay jewlers

>mcdonalds fags on suicide watch

>>867477
Have him do a frog splash from.the top rope as a finisher and play air guitar after every match

>>867498
I haven't watched OPM, is Saitama a big fucking samoan faggot?

>>867477
Have him finally answer the us open challenge, beat a crippled Cena, and do an one man open challenge every week where he beats everyone

File: saitama.jpg (83KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

83KB, 1280x720px

>>867502
Nah but their power level is about the same

>>867477
>Bullet Clubs debuts in the WWE and destroys everything like Nexus did
>Heath Slater is revealed to have been the true mastermind of Bullet Club since the very beginning

>>867506
>the whole time everyone thought slater was in catering when he was really in japan

>>867505
is this show good or is just an /a/ meme like that orange hamster girl

>>867511

Its fine, the manga's better. It's this years SAO/ATT.

File: himouto atatataa.gif (1MB, 430x342px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 430x342px

>>867511
Umaru would make a great wrestler since she can change her height at the drop of a hat

File: 1425603063925.png (103KB, 700x700px) Image search: [Google]

103KB, 700x700px

>>867405

>A football player headlined WM
>He beat my uncle Bam Bam

>>867318
Is Chyna The Boss?

>>867511
It's a pretty fun action/parody, it's only 12 episodes so it's not like it takes a whole bunch of time up either.

File: 1451273077734.gif (4MB, 280x158px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 280x158px

>check bank activity
>accidentally ended up paying for a month of the network
Could have sworn I canceled it weeks ago

Mexicanfag here. How long until smackdown?

>>867518
I know that feel mate.
WWE are very sneaky when it comes to cancelling subscriptions.

>>867520
7 minutes
Starts at 8 EST

>>867130
"Brock," that is a weird way of spelling Triple H.

File: drManhattan.jpg (186KB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [Google]

186KB, 1280x1024px

>>867351
After seeing John Cena's little biography about his indie days, I've always felt like he was WWE's Doctor Manhattan.

When they found him, he was known by fans as a genetically perfect man with an understated personality and a cyborg gimmick. WWE drafted Cena and made him the icon to represent their company to the world. It took one year; He was a natural. They've sent him to dozens of nations and had him beat heavyweights from every continent. He spends his entire life on the road. With so little time to live a life he doesn't know how to live, Vince puts him in a fake home with his very own Silk Spectre, Nikki. She is his only personal connection to humanity. He can go out in front of millions and whip a crowd into a frenzy, but that's The Champ talking. The Champ has subjugated the uncertain, simple creature known as "John Cena" into a distant corner of his mind. The Champ comes out every night wearing a John Cena suit, making Cena watch from his subconscious, through the eyes that were once his, as he flawlessly follows a script created for a man created by Vince's twisted grooming practices. If you look at that picture you posted, you can see the anxiety of Nikki as she scans John's face. She exists to distract him from he questions posed by the silent, curious Cyborg locked inside the passages of Cena's mind. Her status is only as stable as her ability to protect Vince's investment. When John makes love to her, he closes his eyes to dismiss the realization that Nikki is completely detached from the moment. She is maintaining his well-being like a wet nurse. He knows she's on reactor maintenance but this is the closest he can know to a human relationship.

In a recess of Cena's Mind, The Cyborg sits isolated, viewing memories of the champ's. Memories that are no longer his.

File: 1404096982289.jpg (8KB, 235x155px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 235x155px

SMACKDOWN IS ON!!!

Now that Cena is out, who fights Undertaker at WM?

>>867526
Manhattan was the best thing about watchmen

>>867530

Stong

>>867530
renee dupree

>>867352
Vince might have to call up New Jack and JTG

File: 1447545873251.gif (2MB, 330x166px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 330x166px

>>867527
>Laredo
>taped show
>King on commentary

Here comes GOAT Cena with the bantz

>>867526
This brought a tear to my eye. Well done anon.

>tfw no champ to dominate your corporeal self
>tfw you'll languish as a betamax pretender for the rest of your life

Where's the Smackdown viewing thread?

GOAT theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKP_ZYBOHQ4

>>867540
Biker Taker is best Taker.

So if Byron's on Smackdown now then who is going to replace him?

>>867543
Shucky Ducky Quack Quack

>Based Cena getting Kalisto over

>>867532

yah you loved that big blue dick of his, didn't you boy

>Kalisto speaking English
fuck you that's just Rey Mysterio

Wait?This is prerecorded righr?

>>867549
no, it's KALISTO!

>>867550
It's live on tape Maggle!

File: 1412646981416.gif (625KB, 200x162px) Image search: [Google]

625KB, 200x162px

>>867555
>TFW Maggle isn't there

HEY

based Mauro actually calling matches

File: Untitled.png (15KB, 587x153px) Image search: [Google]

15KB, 587x153px

Who hype for the American Wolves?

>>867558
How long until Vince screams at him and completely destroys his confidence and commentary style?

>King's been turned into the heel commentator

Like the old days

>>867558
>>867564
I hope not. He's entertaining enough I'd listen to him call matches on the radio.

>>867559
Didn't they offer Storm 2 1/2 times what WWE did and throw a guaranteed money clause on it along with a percentage of merchandise revenue?

COULD THIS BE SYMBOLIC? IS THIS SYMBOLIC?

File: 1390409889597.png (136KB, 320x289px) Image search: [Google]

136KB, 320x289px

>Checking my e-mail
>Haitch begging me to come back to WWE network

>>867530
Kevin Owens.

>IS THIS YOUR PHENOM CROWD IS THIS YOUR PHENOM
>IS THIS YOUR DEAD MAN CROWD IS THIS YOUR DEADMAN

>>867572
Why would you leave? YOU GET THE RUMBLE FOR FREE ANON. FREE!

>>867569
I read the 2.5x offer but I dunno about the other stuff.

I'd guess WWE offered Storm $80k/year with a pay increase built in if he was sent to the main roster. That means TNA probably offered him around $200k with merch and probably travel. I doubt many wrestlers in his situation would turn down that much guaranteed money.

>>867564
He could just go back to mma. He doesn't need the wwe. But it is a dream of his.

>Big E
>"YES, THEY'RE PRONOUNCED 'JIFFS!'"
I'm mad.

>>867577
Yeah, also looking at it now, he said the WWE's doors are still open to him so he could just dip in 2 years time and start on his NXT climb (Or he might get super huge somehow and get to go straight to the main roster).

File: how to sell.webm (640KB, 600x338px) Image search: [Google]

640KB, 600x338px

>>867580
what is this rib meme

>>867582
Storm is old as shit though. I thought he was being brought in as a trainer, not a wrestler.

>replaying the same skit they did last week

>dolph ziggler going full hair metal

shiggy diggy ziggy bro. shiggy diggy ziggy

>>867564
I'd be surprised if he lasts a year.

>>867588
Big E was playing with MLP toys back around the times of Ziggy and Biggy

>>867590
I thought Vince doesn't care about Smackdown.

>>867586
Honestly, it feels like pushing 40 seems to not be too horrendous at the moment in their eyes.

>>867559
Right here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au0Qgl9m8bw

>>867594
>>867594
>>867594
>>867594

please continue smackdown discussion in the new thread, this thread has surpassed the bump limit

#2000byMania

King is now a heel commentator?

>>867605
>like they don't keep the records of nfl championship wins before the superb owl happened

CLEVELAND STRONK

>miz gyrating with new day

gotta give credit where credit is due, i'm niggas stroke game must be strong. unlike king barrett

File: 9YH8vi1.png (55KB, 225x202px) Image search: [Google]

55KB, 225x202px

>>867598

>yfw the stupid unicorn horns sold out in the first hour being on sale on wweshop.com

>>867460
Literally the loudest 4chan kek of my life. Thanks.