Bullet Club is on the way to save Wrestlemania and the state of WWE
Are you gentlemen ready for Brock winning this year's royal rumble
>post yrw he wins the royal rumble
>Getting worked this hard by Brock "literal autism" Lesnar
>Getting worked by a man honest enough to say he just does it for the money
Brock literally doesn't care about mandrama but he's a certified hall of famer.
WWE needs a new great theme with lyrics. There are some good themes in today's roster but nothing like based Metalingus or No More Words.
In fact the only current themes with lyrics I can think of are diva themes.
Yeah way too many generic guitar riffs.
That's why Brays entrance is so highly regarded.
People like lyrics in their music, even if they're nonsensical like Cena's "I brush your mouth like colgate"
I dont want to see lesnar vs rock 2 or hhh vs rock 2016 edition.
Neither match would be as good as their previous one so why bother?
Just for the little jimmies who don't want to go back and see it on the wwe network?
>I listen to Cena's theme song and memorize its lyrics
>You don't understand the deep meaning behind his amazing lyrics
Just make CFO$ stop producing shit.
Honestly, the only memorable couple I can think they've made are Real American, Rusev's, and Ascension. Everything else has been more or less generic crap
>not having a night theme to protect your eyes when you're watching raw at 3 AM GMT
Although I do think it is unfortunate that WWE has had so many high profile injures this last year, going into potentially the biggest mania of all time, I do think they had it coming.
Everyone knows that WWE has been completely failing at building new stars. They only use old part-timers to draw big crowds and programs. That's fine only if you give young talent a good rub.
Why they had Lesnar vs Taker two more times besides having two high profile names is beyond me. If they had Lesnar take on Cesaro or Owens instead of Taker, and Taker fight Balor and Reigns they would have 3 or 4 made stars right now.
And don't even get me started on why Rollins was fueding with FUCKING KANE...
I'm actually happy that there is so many injuries right now. WWE is backed in to a corner now. Last time they were backed into a corner, it was the mid 90s...
>Everyone knows that WWE has been completely failing at building new stars.
what do you mean?
Destroyed by post cena feud hell.. now building himself back up to probably get shat on yet again
Shitty and his family looked like complete shit to two dying old men
still has a chance. Every match thats mattered besides the 2 cena rematches have been won by rollups and he still looks relatively strong. If he doesnt end up winning the IC back at rumble and theres no plans to ascend him up, hes fucked. Im calling it that he wins MITB this year though.
>two top faces in the company
>ones to the newest odds man who can never lose
>ones at a ppv with an inevitable main event where little buddy jobs anyways
it was impulsive booking cuz rollins got injured. Say he didnt. the SS match would have been won the same way it was at tlc for the IC with a rollup. Im talking matches that matter here senpai
In terms of owens push? Nah. The tournament was a last minute thing puked out onto the table by Vince.. because their main heel got injured. It was lame as fuck and predictable since there was two midcard belt holders in it. Other belt holders arent allowed to challenge for the whc unless their name is Jhon Cene.
Meltzer's Wrestle Kingdom 10 Ratings.
Young Bucks v Matt Sydal & Richocet, Bobby Fish & Kyle o'Rielly and Trent Baretta & Rocky Romero: 3 3/4 Stars
Briscos and Toru Yan v Bad Luck Fale & Tama Tonga & Yujiro Takahashi: 2 Stars
Jay Lethal v Michael Elgin: 3 1/4 Stars
Kushida v Kenny Omega: 4 Stars
Makabe & and Honma v Anderson and Gallows: 3 3/4 Stars
Goto v Naito: 3 3/4 Stars
Shibata v Ishii: 4 1/2 Stars
Nakamura v Styles: 4 3/4 Stars
Okada v Tanahashi: 5 Stars
John Cena vs every single wwe legend gauntlet match and he drops a thuganomics promo after every match on the next opponent
Cena goes over every legend until the last opponent which is a new guy and next face of the company who goes over Cena.
Ryback multi-time world champion
Kevin Ovens multi-time hot dog eating champion
>- Sasha Banks is reportedly out of action with an undisclosed injury. Her last match came on the December 28th WWE RAW, a win over Becky Lynch.
Another one bites the dust.
>All these injuries
Maybe it's time for a WWE off season.
>yfw WWE is forced to buy off the smaller companies because they're running out of wrestlers
>that fucking depth when everyone comes back from injuries
>>that fucking depth when everyone comes back from injuries
All these wrestlers for Roman to go over
no worries nikki is coming back for mania, but BMJ looks like he wont.
Will they even have enough main roster people to fill out 30 people for the Rumble and then have 5 or 6 more matches on the card?
>>yfw they bring back the fist
yfw its a superman punch instead.
>it's a big statue of Roman with the biggest fist you've seen in your life
Ric said that he's heard talk about Charlotte facing either Sasha or Bayley at WM. Now that Sasha's ded I expect they will rush to get Bayley on the main roster.
Because god forbid they let Becky have the title ;_;
Not everyone may have seen it but here's Rey theme from AAA
I wonder which one he'll use in LU
The "We Want Sasha" chants came about cause Sasha went about a month without appearing on RAW and the focus was on Charlie and the bellas. She beat Paige clean 3 times and made Titty Bella tap out twice but didn't get a title shot so their booking of her has been nothing less than stupid since she's yet to actually lose and they were going with Becky vs. Charlotte anyway.
Brock "I only work 10 shows a year" Lesnar getting injured
>Sandow gets no reaction and was only over thanks to Miz
If someone as low as Miz can get Sandow over then imagine what other top dogs would had made for him.
You never know how being a champion would had affected him, still better than another stupid LOLSUPERCENAWINS.
Can't believe I haven't seen this on /asp/ yet
Reminder of Wrestlemania main-eventers
Hulk Hogan 7
Triple H 6
John Cena 5
Shawn Michaels 5
The Rock 5
Bret Hart 3
Stone Cold Steve Austin 3
The Undertaker 3
Brock Lesnar 2
Randy Orton 2
Macho Man Randy Savage 2
Andre The Giant 1
Kurt Angle 1
Chris Benoit 1
Bam Bam Bigelow 1
Daniel Bryan 1
Big Show 1
King Kong Bundy 1
Ted DiBiase 1
Mick Foley 1
Chris Jericho 1
The Miz 1
Paul Orndorff 1
Rowdy Roddy Piper 1
Roman Reigns 1
Seth Rollins 1
Sgt. Slaughter 1
Mr. T 1
Lawrence Taylor 1
The Ultimate Warrior 1
CM Punk 0
>Triple H will tie Hull Cogan for the most Wrestlemania Main Events
Also in retrospect I probably shouldn't have put Bob Sapp over Fujinami and Tenryu
Isnt just a finger? Im sure he would overlook that with enough money at him.
>>No he's not,
Pls dont say some gook from NJPW or Ramen. Besides Bryan onl Punk would draw enough to help make the next WM a success.
Same here, now with Cena out there is no one even close to be able to cut promos like Punk can.
This is terrible b8
But maybe all these injuries would stop happening if all these banged up 30+ and near 40-year olds on the roster quit it with the Olympic style weight training where they're trying to get personal bests every time
>Have there be a triple threat with remaining rumble participants
>Heath, Ramen and [insert top star]
>Ramen and the star struggle to eliminate another
>one goes over the ropes with the remaining star being tired as hell
>Slater takes the oppurtunity to push them over
>Slater is WHC
>Lesnar comes back
>Slater set up to be fed to him in a squash match
>Slater punches Lesnar in the face
>Lesnar sells it like he just took a tank shell to the face
>Slater casually walks back to the locker room as the ref administers the 10 count on Lesnar
>Slater goes on to be Big Show, Henry, Reigns, The Rock, CM Punk and the ghost of Chris Benoit all with a single punch
>also, Slater shaves his head completely bald and starts wearing a yellow outfit with a white cape
Umaru would make a great wrestler since she can change her height at the drop of a hat
>A football player headlined WM
>He beat my uncle Bam Bam
>check bank activity
>accidentally ended up paying for a month of the network
Could have sworn I canceled it weeks ago
After seeing John Cena's little biography about his indie days, I've always felt like he was WWE's Doctor Manhattan.
When they found him, he was known by fans as a genetically perfect man with an understated personality and a cyborg gimmick. WWE drafted Cena and made him the icon to represent their company to the world. It took one year; He was a natural. They've sent him to dozens of nations and had him beat heavyweights from every continent. He spends his entire life on the road. With so little time to live a life he doesn't know how to live, Vince puts him in a fake home with his very own Silk Spectre, Nikki. She is his only personal connection to humanity. He can go out in front of millions and whip a crowd into a frenzy, but that's The Champ talking. The Champ has subjugated the uncertain, simple creature known as "John Cena" into a distant corner of his mind. The Champ comes out every night wearing a John Cena suit, making Cena watch from his subconscious, through the eyes that were once his, as he flawlessly follows a script created for a man created by Vince's twisted grooming practices. If you look at that picture you posted, you can see the anxiety of Nikki as she scans John's face. She exists to distract him from he questions posed by the silent, curious Cyborg locked inside the passages of Cena's mind. Her status is only as stable as her ability to protect Vince's investment. When John makes love to her, he closes his eyes to dismiss the realization that Nikki is completely detached from the moment. She is maintaining his well-being like a wet nurse. He knows she's on reactor maintenance but this is the closest he can know to a human relationship.
In a recess of Cena's Mind, The Cyborg sits isolated, viewing memories of the champ's. Memories that are no longer his.
>Checking my e-mail
>Haitch begging me to come back to WWE network
I read the 2.5x offer but I dunno about the other stuff.
I'd guess WWE offered Storm $80k/year with a pay increase built in if he was sent to the main roster. That means TNA probably offered him around $200k with merch and probably travel. I doubt many wrestlers in his situation would turn down that much guaranteed money.
>"YES, THEY'RE PRONOUNCED 'JIFFS!'"
Yeah, also looking at it now, he said the WWE's doors are still open to him so he could just dip in 2 years time and start on his NXT climb (Or he might get super huge somehow and get to go straight to the main roster).
>yfw the stupid unicorn horns sold out in the first hour being on sale on wweshop.com