Post GOAT wrestling families ITT
> never drew a dime
This meme needs to end
Funny how an old bust like Flair said that exact phrase when Flair couldnt even sell 1000 tickets at CoC in an 85,000 ticket arena. Bret drew plenty in America and outside of America he was a drawing god
Is Brock a cuck?
> leaving out the part when the evil dictator forced his people to watch the event upon pain of death
Even then only 150k turned up. Flair can only draw when the tickets are given away for free, fact
>WWE never does cross promotion matches and angles
I love when NJPW,ROH and pretty much every outlaw does it and IF it does happen I feel like it won't end up as great as I imagine. Just do a Bullet Club vs. Reigns & Friends and Bryan vs. Nakamura. Bring them in and have them fight a few months over titles then be banished by the WWE loyal babyfaces.
>Be Bret Hart
>lose to Yokozuna like a bitch
>Hogan comes out
>Shake his hand and thank him for trying to give you a rub
>Watch Hogan beat Yoko in a minute
>Get screwed out of your title
>Watch your brother die
>Get career ended
>Have to marry a nigger
Even if you love him, he never got over with God.
>reveal that Cena was the mentor and trainer of Reigns during his FCW/NXT days
>turn Cena heel and have him feud with Reigns
>Reigns vs. Cena at MITB 2016
>winner takes the name of "Champ". if Cena loses, he retires
>Reigns wins in a match with more emotion than Michaels vs. Flair
>Reigns get's officially renamed "Big Champ"
GOAT idea or nah
Bret got Austin over kiddo, if you were sentient in the 90s you would know this. Austin was a hick nobody that had to rely on Ted DiBiase to get heat before based Bret gave him the rub and made him a star
Bret's career may be worse than Hogan's but his actual life damn sure isn't
Marrying a nigger >>>> getting exposed for hating them while you're supposed to be one of wrestling's greatest heroes
Don't make me pull my cheap heel tactics brochacho
> outlaw faggots got their vanilla midgets cucked by WWE
> asp faggots so cucked they try to use our memes to fit in
cant wait to see those neutered vanilla faggots get chewed up and spit out onto superstars
Lel were you 9 when you first watched that match. The only emotion i felt was humour when that pathetic old cunt couldnt catch HBGay and almost let him break his back
> i-i love you
Lol cringing hard
>"I can say this probably speaking for all the WWE talents: we love our WWE live events. And the reason why we love those so much is because we are able to go out there and to deliver great wrestling. In this day and age with WWE television programming, you have to have storyline development and advancement. That's how it goes." Ryback continued, "you want to try and get as many talents as you can on TV for that exposure every week, but sometimes that doesn't allow for the longest wrestling matches. Sometimes you have shorter segments because you're trying to get more talents in and that is the day and age. And people's attention spans are so much shorter because there [are] so many options on TV these days, so you can't always just have long wrestling matches."
>Ryback stated that SmackDown could be a solution to this problem, as the blue brand could focus on in-ring competition while WWE Monday Night RAW could continue to be used to develop and propel storylines.
"I would love to see the SmackDown television show be all about the wrestling and for RAW to be more about the storyline developments and I think we have a great opportunity to do that moving forward because I believe with that it helps give SmackDown a different flavor to bring more eyes to the product."
Do you agree with Da Big Guy, /wwe/?
> post 4 minutes apart
> n-no one is backing you up so you must be wrong
Spoken like a true google babby. Why dont you go watch another wwe documentary on the network then come to is back pretending like you were there kiddo
The entire message of Hogan is a white man beating up brown people and people against the USA.
Hogan destroys niggers on his way to the top. That's why the story of Hulkamania is so beautiful.
The theme song is perfect... "I am a real american." He's talking about white people.
> implying i was accusing you of samefag
Oh, so you are a socially inept autist that finds it hard to follow simple conversations aswell as an underage google babby. My apologies, you should go for a lay down if im making your head hurt with these simple concepts
The retarded marks that said wwe would be better without Cena and Cena should go away are literally on suicide watch right now
Only one man can save WWE now.
>James Storm turns down less than 100K a year NXT contract
>Accepts TNA's contract which is 2.5x what WWE offered plus it's guaranteed regardless of TNA's future if there's any
>WWE is leaving the door open for him in the future for him to resign anyways
Fuck this fucker's got it made
> /asp/ used to be good when it was mainly populated my martial arts enthusiasts and other people who actually participated in their sports instead of watching some shitty tv show. Why the fuck is wrestling even here it should fuck off to /tv/. And don't say because it says "wrestling" in the title, it means real wrestling not that fake shit. Maybe we could set up a petition to the owners or something to move wrestling to either /Tv/ (where it belongs) or make wrestling fans their own board , which they don't really deserve because they should be punished for their shitposting not rewarded but it might be the best way to contain these faggots same way it worked for /mpl/ seeing as you no longer see many pony threads aside from the usual shitposter who gets banned in a very quick time. I don't understand what these faggots even see in "wrestling" (the fake one) it's not a sport and there's no real competition involved. From what I have seen in their posts most of the are just complaining about the company etc. if you dislike it then stop watching it you losers and move on to ACTUALL SPORTS such as martial arts, maybe you can start learning to do them as well which in return would indeed grant you the permission to post on /asp/ because this board is supposed to be for people who practise their sports not some gay tv soap opera watchers AKA wrestling fags. Maybe we can redirect this thread to the people over on /qa/ to see that not everyone is so happy with wrestling (fake mandrama) being on here and I believe that we as a community (of /asp/ NOT wrestling losers) have a right to decide how our board is to be used and speaking of /asp/ there has always been wrestling threads here but the originial /asp/ thread(NOT WWE THREADS) were always very civil and they contained it to one thread without making a new one every time they reached bump limit but instead waited for their thread to fall down a few pages unlike these /wwe/ faggots who make a new thread every 5 minutes!
They put their bodies, their careers, and their lives on the line.
They have spent years training, and have a lifetime of experience.
But what entertains you, tears their bodies apart.
So cheer for them, admire them, believe in them,
But leave the action to them.
Please. Do not try this at home.
>Xavier becomes one of the few black guys to main event WM
>Loses to some part-timer
Now that Cena is injured predict the WM card. Rules: no Rollins, Cena, Bryan, Orton, Cesaro (lol), no Sting
WHC - Brock Lesnar (c) vs Undertaker - The Rematch They Said Would Never Happen
Roman Reigns v Sheamus - Iron Man Match
Dean Ambrose (c) v Braun Strowman - IC Title
AJ Styles (c) v Rusev - US Title
Kevin Owens v Kane
Becky Lynch (c) v Charlotte v Brie Bella - Divas title
Usos (c) v Social Outcasts - Tag Titles
Big Show v Dean Ambrose
Andre The Giant Battle Royale - Del Rio wins
>Some autistic butthurt /asp/ie actually took the time to write all that out
>The stupid cucks think that this board is still theirs
WHC - Triple H vs Brock Lesnar
Scott Steiner vs Kevin Owens & Bray Wyatt in a handicap match
Deano vs Rusev IC title match
Lucha Dragons vs New Day vs Dudleys vs Social Outcasts in a tornado tag team match, non dq obviously
Del Rio vs Sami Zayn for US title
ATGBR - Kalisto
Random divas match that no one cares about
WHC - Brock Lesnar (c) vs Roman Reigns - If Roman Reigns loses, he can never challenge for the title again
Triple H vs Dean Ambrose
The Wyatt Family vs The Usos, Ryback and Big Show
IC Title - Kevin Owens (c) vs Neville vs AJ Styles
US Title - Alberto Del Rio (c) vs Jack Swagger
Divas Title - Charlotte (c) vs Becky Lynch vs Sasha Banks vs Paige
Tag Titles - The New Day (c) vs Social Outcasts
NXT Title - Finn Balor (c) vs Hideo Itami vs Sami Zayn vs Baron Corbin (Pre-Show)
ARMBAR - Enzo and Cass debut, Kalisto wins
>Hes taking his time making up the reasons
>To justify all the low ratings
>Guess he knows from the smiles and the look in their eyes
>Everyone's got a theory about the shit product
>They're saying John Cena was pushed too much
>And Daddy's lost his booking touch
>That's why he shies away from the adult subsection
>But somewhere in a private place
>He packs his bags for outer space
>And now he's waiting for the right kind of Samoan to come
>And he'll say to him
Big Show vs Demon Kane - 60 min Iron Man Match
WHC - Triple H (c) vs Chris Jericho
IC - Dean Ambrose vs Roman Reigns vs Shaemus
Kevin Owens vs Social Outcasts - Handicap ladder match for a coupon to burger king
Usos vs The Ascension vs Lucha Dragons vs League Of Nations - viagra on a pole match
Vince Russo memorial battle Royal - Kevin Nash wins
pre-show: AJ Styles & Nakamure vs Primetime Players
It's a bit like Sheamus vs any big/power guy. Sounds bad on paper, but in reality, it's fucking great because Sheamus isn't afraid to get the shit kicked out of him, and doesn't mind dishing out a kicking in return.
Del Rio did an interview and pretty much said how much he loves working with Sheamus. It was because Sheamus while being a stiff worker, doesn't bitch about being stiffed back. Hell he seems to love it.
This. Sheamus works great with other stiff people like Bryan. Normally he's just meh to watch but he can put on good matches when paired with the right guy.
Fuck, he even had a fun match (imo) with beeg at hiac a few years back.
All 3 of their matches fit that description really. It was the one where Sheamus became the first guy to kick out of the ko punch and Show won the title.
I liked their whole feud desu. The matches were just nice and physical. Big Show using the comically large chair at TLC was a highlight.
It'll be okay. They have Dean in there to carry them. He can do "le lunatic fighting himself thing" to entertain the crowd while Roro and Shayshay nap outside until it's time for their spots.
>>the fart foundation
I'm officially three years old.
Is Smackdown relevant now, would be a better question. At best its a hour long recap show for Raw with gimmick matches (like halloween, christmas, thanksgiving, friday the 13th, whatever, etc, because Raw is the "serious show")
To answer the question, maybe it'll be better on USA. But USA's also bitching that Raw is shit and too family-friendly and has done so for a while now without anything happening. Not holding my breath anything's gonna happen.
>make random comment about your favorite wrestler on twitter
>they start following you
>jizz all overself
>send them a message thanking them for following you
>go to bed
>wake up in the morning to see they sent you a message
>they tell you they made a mistake and that they don't follow people they don't know personally
I had an idea for a Reigns/Cena feud. Have Vince use Cena as his weapon by threatening to cut WWE charity contributions if he doesn't beat Roman for the title. This way we'll see a side of Cena we haven't seen in years, using weapons and underhanded tactics, but for the greater good. This way Roman will actually be the underdog
>WWE move confirmed by Shinsuke
>apparently his last date is January 30th where he'll probably drop the title to Kenny Omega
Will he be at Wrestlemania considering all the injuries?
Balor vs Taker confirmed for mania
Roman vs HHH confirmed
Dbry being rushed to be cleared, may face nakamura
WWE hoping for Rollins to have an early recovery, may face Brock
Where do people come up with this shite
>I'll take what he said as literally as possible to defend my outraw wrestler
>Randall injured himself so he doesn't have to work with deanetty
>hey randy can u show me how u injured urself
>John injures himself the same way so he doesn't have to job to Roman
>Both of them had no problem working with Seth
Still playing this WWE SuperCard lads.
Noticed something pretty handy. Nobody puts much effort into their divas, so having a pair of strong diva cards basically gives you a much, much higher winning percentage. Currently standing at 184/12
problem is getting good diva cards
in season 2 I'm currently in legendary tier with
Epic Pro Ramen, Epic Pro Deano, Legendary Brayylmao and Legendary Roman, but my divas are a SR pro rosa mendes and ultra rare brie
if I'm losing matches it's because of them, fucking nothing drops at all
There are casualties even in the victorious side of a war.
>implying Big Show isn't winning the Rumble
>implying Mark Henry won't win the #1 contendership at Fast Lane
>implying it won't be Big Show vs. Henry, double retirement WWE Championship match at Wrestlemania
I'm only in Ultra Rare right now, but I literally started last night.
For some reason, the game gave me a fucking shitload of credits out the door, so I just pumped it into cards.
UR Rick Rude
I'm currently hammering my way through Road to Glory. I'm on the SR Daniel Bryan tier right now.
I didn't really touch road to glory, I just do domination or peoples champion as it's a pretty easy way to get an epic card or better
>tfw Hogan doesn't exist in season 2
>I still have a legendary of him from S1
Who is this fucking guy?
MMA a sport?
Its called MARTIAL ARTS.. Its used to kill, maim, and destroy people.
Sports are games.... nothing more nothing less.. Don't equate the two... Faggot.
Reminder that on Monday AJ was kicked out of Bullet Club, that could mean he's going to WWE solo with Karl & Doc possibly teaming with Balor and creating Balor Club or all three of them join Balor Club upon Finn's debut.
Daniel Bryan is a fucking faggot.
He should never get another title reign or big program.
He dropped the ball hard 2x in a row.
Fuck that midget piece of shit, have him return and book him like jericho.
So why does Bullet Club use the nWo gesture?
sounds like lack of relevance or the world has run out of hand gestures
>mfw the young bucks copy the hardys, HBK, nWo and memes
Dude, i've seen guys like her asking for spare change for their drug habit
Sure, as recent as last Sunday. there's always at least 1 Sasha mark around here i've noticed
>mfw Chris Jericho will main event a wrestlemania again
He wants to wrestle nakameme
>wwe signs broke back AJ and literal broken man Nakashit
>bryan still not cleared
And you think Vince isn't scared of Bryan overshadowing his samoan bitch fuccboi, get a clue faggots
>returns 4 months after as face Jericho
>reigns in an iron man match
nigga this is real life
Chris Jericho vs Christian wwe whc
Brock vs jack swagger
Roman vs HHH
Dean vs Bully Ray IC title
Del Rio vs miz us title
New day vs team bad tag team
Taker vs Kurt angle
Finn balor vs aj styles or nakamura nxt title
Let's see here, this mania is gonna suck ass, post your cards and critique others.
Brock Vs Joe?????
Bryan Vs Nakashit
Undertaker Vs Sheamus??????Strauman?????
Kalisto(c) Vs ADR Vs Neville Vs Kofi Vs deannetty Vs Rusev US titul elimination match
New Day(c) Vs USO Vs Dudleyz TLC
Owens(c) Vs Zayn for IC title
Charlotte Vs Sasha for diva meme
Wyatt Family Vs meme club
This mania is gonna fucking suck dick dude, other than Haitch and Roman, the tag match fest, and the slim possibility of Zayn Owens... jesus christ
it's a standard storyline, it's the type of progressive storyline they should stick to when in doubt but they rarely ever stick to because of bipolar booking and last minute decisions.
>This mania is gonna fucking suck dick dude, other than Haitch and Roman
>other than Haitch and Roman
That's the only one I really have a problem with, simply because Joe has not been built up properly for a match against Brock.
Taker shouldn't be facing Sheamus either for his last match, or someone as green as strowman, there's a reason why strowman sat out the tag match.
>anti-smarks STILL getting worked by the GOAT
So are people just going to throw around the term getting worked without knowing what it means?
Or are you saying Bryan worked his fans by killing all his momentum by getting himself shelved immediately after finally getting his big push?
no, more like he's been off tv since like April and Anti-smarks still moan about him
keep getting worked by the G(reatest)O(f)A(ll)T(ime) senpai
>he mostly has good matches so Idk your point here faggot trip
Kek maybe when he has the best talent in the company to carry him
>Evolution and Shield
He's picked his opponents pretty carefully
But a Roman vs Haitch singles match will be a borefest. Hunter vs Sting was BARELY saved by the DX vs nWo nonsense that went on in the middle of the match.
If they bring in Joe and have him bulldoze everyone and have brock eliminate him from le rumble then joe come back in and do it to bork, maybe?
Idk lad, there are no matches I want to see with the old fuck, I just tried to pair him up with someone that was rumored(strauman) or a "top" heel in Sheamus
It's basic storytelling. It just seems better because of how shit the usual storylines are. Regardless, I'm enjoying it. It's a nice change from 'divas are catty bitches who attack each other just because'. Their match on raw was good too desu.
Braun is definitely too green and won't be ready by mania, he hardly wrestles as is.
Braun is probably still training every week at the performance center.
Sheamus I could see because there's not many other top heels but it would be a shame for him to be his final opponent.
Sting probably won't be able to make it back in time, which is a shame, since we all know that Sting vs Taker has been a dream match for him and many for ages.
I bet Sting came to WWE primarily just to face Taker.
>le carried meme
I fucking knew you were going to spew this bullshit.
>Haitch got "carried" by deannetty and Roman
lets see, WM 28, WM29, Summerslam 2013 were all good Haitch matches that if you argue haitch was carried in then I'm not even gonna waste my time.
Second, haitch was a heel in his match with Bryan for example, how does bryan taking bumps mean him carrying haitch? Fuck outta here
Lel hunter get off of /asp/ you are such a mark for yourself, no amount of Kliq DVDs will get you over