ryback royal rumble 2016 elimination list:
daniel midget bryan
cm crybaby punk
dean popcorn eater ambrose
seth no ratings rollins
xavier bestiality woods
alberto del taco
ryback winner kevin obese owens eliminates himself after seeing hot pocket in crowd
When will the WWE sign the hottest woman in TNA roster?
>mfw Karl based Anderson becomes NXT champion at takeover Dallas
>In a December interview with The Miami Herald, Pop TV president Brad Schwartz said that he hopes to eventually reach the 1.3 million viewers that TNA was getting during the company's final year with Spike TV.
>“That’s a number that’s in my head,” Schwartz said, “and then surpassing it.”
How about I make another thread right now faggot?
Fuck off and go back to playing with the baby oil and tissues loser, this is our board.
>This board isn't /sp/.
Wouldn't want to be banned by a mod for posting pic related eh?
According to PWInsider.com, Cena suffered a torn rotator cuff and he will indeed miss WrestleMania 32 as a result of the surgery he requires.
Plans for John Cena at WrestleMania this year were for him to face The Undertaker in one of the PPV’s top matches, but those plans are now “out the window” and new plans will have to be made for The Dead Man at the PPV.
It would appear Cena’s injury occurred sometime over the last several weeks, although exactly when has not been confirmed
Welp, wm32 is fucked lads. I can't even think of a good card they could do right now.
>Getting bullied by "losers"
>inb4 i-im not, y-you guys are the lu-losers!
Get the fuck out of here you pathetic faggot, or are you seriously going to stay here, mad at the existence of shit you don't like?
>Plans for John Cena at WrestleMania this year were for him to face The Undertaker
Thankfully it won't happen now
You're late as fuck faggot we already know.
But yeah, So many top guys are out injured, even decent midcard acts are out.
They're going to have to make some new stars.
I guess Vince might actually let Ryback do that idea he's apparently going to pitch to him.
taker vs the GOAT harper.
Harper wins and takes over the taker gimmick.
>Implying that changes who wins the rumbel
HHH or Vince
I could see Vince vs Roman in a No-DQ
>Roman beats him up with a trash can for 28 minutes and then hits a superman punch off a ladder.
>LON invades the match and he lays them all out.
>John Laurinaitis and Shane come down to the ring and Roman double spears them on the ramp.
>Michael P.S. Hayes comes down waving a script and Roman cuts a 10 minute promo on him because he's pretty winded at this point.
>The Finish is him spearing vince through a table off a 20 foot ladder.
>Vince lays dying in the ring listening to the last pop WWE ever has at the biggest Wrestlemania ever.
>His final words: "this is...real life."
>Tfw Vince is ringing up THE GOAT right now
Lesnar. Then we will have the exact same wrestlemania this year as we had last, but with Reigns overcoming the odds. And then after WM Rollins should be back so Reigns can overcome those odds. Then by maybe summerslam or so they can put the title back on John Cena.
I understand that this Cena news has you very sour, tomorrow is a New Day so I'll forget you ever said that.
>50 years old
Austin is never wrestling again. He keeps saying he would like one more match, and he just keeps getting older and older. If anything Vince is calling up the Rock.
good, spend more time doing your homework squirt
Maybe if Vince would actually let wrestlers rest for a while and not work them like farm animals we wouldn't be in this predicament
WWE Power Rankings
Lesnar (probably 5 matches left on contract)
Taker (1 more match)
Midcard and worse
everyone else except Kidd and some NXT manlets
at least Ryback is healthy
Ryback vs Lesnar
Taker vs Stink
Ziggler vs Kane
Neville vs Green Arrow
Owens vs Bubba
R Truth and Kofi vs Big E and Xavier
Roman vs Haitch
Charlotte vs Jericho
Rock vs Sheamus
Rusev vs Swagger
Paige vs Becky
There's your card
>That whole mess of a sentence
>I stuffed brain damage
Is this what third worlders consider banter?
he's adorable, when you look at him you just want to cuddle with him.
>mfw they have to do refunds because Cena can't make it like they did at live events a couple years ago
>we will get the wwe version of
It's gonna be a disaster unless they can get The Rock to wrestle and maybe Sting vs Undertaker
>mfw the absolute state of this company
>mfw thinking about a nakamura wrestlemania entrance
It'll be awhile before we see him in WWE. But maybe next year's Mania.
>mfw just realized they might actually call Kurt in Cena's absence
Make a brand new top face out of this mess and turn Reigns. Make Styles or Balor win the Rumble in their debut. Have them defend the title at FL against some big name legend to get over and face heel Reigns at WM.
There are zero top card heels and people still hate Roman. Turn the crowd hate for Roman and make it supernova by making him brag about his family name pushing him to the top.
>Make Styles or Balor win the Rumble in their debut.
>Make no charisma vanilla midgets win the Rumble
>Cena is out for Mania
Fuck me in the asshole lads, this mania is gonna suck donkey dick.
>wreslters who won't be there
>Rock won't wrestle
Roman RECORD LOWS incoming
>yfw they will actually tarp areas of the stadium
>yfw this will be a glorified 5 live smackdown show
>IWC loves him
>management loves him
>has his own stable
IT'S TIME BAABAAAAAAAAAAY!
>mfw WWE books Lesnar vs. Undertaker: The Streak Redemption Match
>if Undertake wins, the loss never counted
>not being from reddit
Kurt Angle is the only man to make people give a shit about Wrestlemania at this point.
His contract with TNA is up in a few weeks.
Vince might have to pay him a lot, but they need someone big from the past that can actually still go.
>Brock's divecutilitis comes back
>Roman has another emergency hernia
>Triple H tears his quads again
>Taker gets a concussion from falling down the stairs
>Deanetty has temporal paralysis from nutting too much inside Renee
>The Rock has to shoot 3 movies
What would Vince do?
Because Vince wanted nothing more than to have Reigns beat Lesnar last Wrestlemania, but the audience was refusing to swallow that shit. So now that he finally has people rooting for Reigns, he will redo last years WM but with Reigns winning.
>you now remember when Charlie Sheen was the social media ambassador for raw (via skype)
>Vince wanted nothing more than to have Reigns beat Lesnar last Wrestlemania
This was only going to happen if Lesnar went back to UFC which he was about to do until Vince made a better counter offer.
How has this never happened before? This is blowing my mind. Vince must be shitting his pants right now.
Now Chris Jericho is winning the rumble 100% and will face either rock or Christian or hBK or triple h
The original plan if he was leaving was to have Reigns pin him with no Rollins cash in. Brock staying meant they still needed to keep him strong and have a reason to not be on RAW anymore.
>Hi we're Bull-...Balor Club. Our whole gimmick is we make our hands do the gun thingy. We where black and were from Japan.
They could have done the exact same thing if Reigns won though. Brock wants his rematch, Reigns isn't there at the time for whatever fucking reason, Lesnar kills Michael Cole in a fit of Autistic Rage. Come back 3 months later, starts murderfucking Reigns just to have Taker come out.
>but now you're just fucking this shit up too
Feels good man
>Lesnar wins RR
>Roman Reigns gets a rematch for his title at Fastlane
>Roman enters the ring and waits for Brock
>All of a sudden Vince enters to swerve the WWE Universe
>Vince says Roman won't be allowed to keep depending on rematches to get near the title
>Says Brock is taking the night off and has a mystery opponent for him
>the winner will take on Brock at WM32
>Lights go dark
>make your top heels look like shit
>HHH is the most viable heel despite being shit on recently
>kevin owens is being a goober with deano
>lesnar gonna win rumble vs bbygirl at WM
>everybody top star is injured
god damnit just make new stars, harper is right there and you bring up some green strongman competitor just cuz of vince's weird fetish
>he doesn't want a Roman Reigns 10 year run
>Vince's weird fetish
Yeah, I wonder what his childhood was like. He really is into that alpha male thing. He pushes the stars that have actually cucked people (Edge, Batista, Cena) and suggested an incest storyline with Stephanie.
Was he abused?
Not him, but pretty much everybody "smarks" would rather see pushed over Reigns has some kind of a proven track record of success
All that bbygrrrl has to his name is the lowest-rated Road to WrestleMania since 1997
Reminder that WWE will never have a main event scene this GOAT again.
Rate my Mania Dream Card
>Hulk Hogan vs The New Day, Prime Time Players, Mark Henry & Apollo Crews
>Andre The Giant Memeorial Battle Royal in which the Ultimate Warrior statue wins
>Batista vs Kevin Owens match promoting their newest movie "The Fat Boy Chronicles 2" in which Big Dave trains KO to get in better shape so the local football team doesn't mock him
>Caitlyn Jenner vs Charlotte
>Finn Balor vs Alberto Del Rio to decide who the least charismatic man in WWE is
>Triple H vs Undertaker 4
>Roman Reigns vs CM Punk's Pepsi Tatoo
>Roman can't put butt on seats but my outlaw wrestlers and their 26,000(packed) can
You act like as if RoH would be selling out stadiums if they had gotten to Cena or Reigns before the WWE did. You could swap the entire talent of the two company's and RoH would still be doing like 500 seat shows.
This is like a perfect storm scenario.
Vince could have let Cena give the rub to any of these people but didn't.
And here we are now.
KO got a clean win over him, and he has a lot of t-shirts already
Rusev is stuck with LON
Seems like creative has nothing for wyatt but he has been booked strong, might be a good year for him
I hear you, but the difference was that people were legit tired of Hogan, his character was stale as fuck so turning him heel was the only option left. People still like Cena and aren't tired of him.