/wwe/ General #1724 - Nothing Can Stop Roman Now Edition

thread limit is 310 retard, stop jumping the fucking gun.

Who here /gladtheydidn'tbuyatickettoWM32/?

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ryback royal rumble 2016 elimination list:

daniel midget bryan
cm crybaby punk
dean popcorn eater ambrose
seth no ratings rollins
xavier bestiality woods
alberto del taco
fin gaylor
sami gayn

ryback winner kevin obese owens eliminates himself after seeing hot pocket in crowd

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When will the WWE sign the hottest woman in TNA roster?

>>865980
Suck my dick

>>865985
marky please go

>>865985
>season-ending pregnancy

>>865985
>ywn suck the plastic out of her face and tits
jdimsa

>>865985
Disgoostin'

Reminder that B the Kidd™ (Undisputed champ) is a faggot

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>mfw Karl based Anderson becomes NXT champion at takeover Dallas

>>865994

Put your trip on now and pretend you're relevant or that anyone cares.

Does this mean no Cena for WM32?

>>865988
what dick, slut.

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>In a December interview with The Miami Herald, Pop TV president Brad Schwartz said that he hopes to eventually reach the 1.3 million viewers that TNA was getting during the company's final year with Spike TV.

>“That’s a number that’s in my head,” Schwartz said, “and then surpassing it.”

LGTSS
>TNA

>Mad Dog O'Conner theme plays
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yg_rf2d894k

OH MY GOD ITS MAD DOG HE CAME BACK FROM IS BACK INJURY

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[INSERT CHANT]

>>866004
Looks like it

Why do you faggots make so many new threads? This board isn't /sp/.

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>>866009
>THIS IS WRESTLING

I miss edge :/

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WM32 is gonna FLOP

>>866017
He still plays for U2 though.

>>866009

WE ARE AWESOME

WE ARE AWESOME

WE ARE AWESOME

>>866013
Are we taking up space for a super soaker thread or something faggot?

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>>866013
How about I make another thread right now faggot?
Fuck off and go back to playing with the baby oil and tissues loser, this is our board.

>>866013
your right, it's /alphaspee/, that means we can as many threads as we want.

>>866009
YOU STILL GOT IT

>>866026
>watches man drama
>calling anyone a loser

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>>866013
>This board isn't /sp/.

BASED
A
S
E
D

Wouldn't want to be banned by a mod for posting pic related eh?

>>866009
WE'RE WHITE KEKOLDS!
*clap clap clap clap clap*
WE'RE WHITE KEKOLDS!

>>865984
What about Xavier

According to PWInsider.com, Cena suffered a torn rotator cuff and he will indeed miss WrestleMania 32 as a result of the surgery he requires.

Plans for John Cena at WrestleMania this year were for him to face The Undertaker in one of the PPV’s top matches, but those plans are now “out the window” and new plans will have to be made for The Dead Man at the PPV.

It would appear Cena’s injury occurred sometime over the last several weeks, although exactly when has not been confirmed

Welp, wm32 is fucked lads. I can't even think of a good card they could do right now.

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>>866030
>Getting bullied by "losers"
>inb4 i-im not, y-you guys are the lu-losers!
Get the fuck out of here you pathetic faggot, or are you seriously going to stay here, mad at the existence of shit you don't like?

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>>866034
>Plans for John Cena at WrestleMania this year were for him to face The Undertaker

Thankfully it won't happen now

>>866034
Aw, that's too bad about your little kiddie event.

>>866034
Nope just get the wcw icon

>>866001
wouldnt even be mad desu

>>866038
This please

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>Cena hurt
Who wins the Rumble lads?

>>866034
You're late as fuck faggot we already know.
But yeah, So many top guys are out injured, even decent midcard acts are out.
They're going to have to make some new stars.
I guess Vince might actually let Ryback do that idea he's apparently going to pitch to him.

>>866033

Xavier's injury was kayfabe. I think he got married during the week of Hell in a Cell.

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>>866034
taker vs the GOAT harper.
Harper wins and takes over the taker gimmick.

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>>866044
>Implying that changes who wins the rumbel

>>866044
>Who wins the Rumble lads?

It was always going to be Triple H at #30.

>>866048
Well this will be the last resort but it's going to be sting vs taker

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>>866045
DA BASED GUY

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>>866034
>Cena vs Taker was real
>tfw when it's Taker vs Sting

>>866045

Ryback having a singles match in front of hundreds of thousands of people. That'd be interesting.

>>866055
I hate these gay niggers so much.

>>866055
>>tfw when it's Taker vs Sting
taker lives near houston sting lives in dallas
they will do it for texas.

>>866055

>Cena vs Taker was real

>Believing dirtsheets
>The same dirtsheets that said Rollins vs. Triple H was confirmed for summerslam

Will neckbeards ever stop trusting dirtsheets?

>>866044
HHH.
Thus setting up a Mania main event between him and Roman. That shit is going to happen!

Welp. Nakamura is out at the end of the month. I guess those Korakuen tickets are pretty valuable now.

>>866044
HHH or Vince

I could see Vince vs Roman in a No-DQ

>Roman beats him up with a trash can for 28 minutes and then hits a superman punch off a ladder.
>LON invades the match and he lays them all out.
>John Laurinaitis and Shane come down to the ring and Roman double spears them on the ramp.
>Michael P.S. Hayes comes down waving a script and Roman cuts a 10 minute promo on him because he's pretty winded at this point.
>The Finish is him spearing vince through a table off a 20 foot ladder.
>Vince lays dying in the ring listening to the last pop WWE ever has at the biggest Wrestlemania ever.
>His final words: "this is...real life."

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>Tfw Vince is ringing up THE GOAT right now

>>866058
>not geting comedy
At least they better then Curtis axel as hulk hogan and sandow as macho man

>>866044
Lesnar. Then we will have the exact same wrestlemania this year as we had last, but with Reigns overcoming the odds. And then after WM Rollins should be back so Reigns can overcome those odds. Then by maybe summerslam or so they can put the title back on John Cena.

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>>866058
I understand that this Cena news has you very sour, tomorrow is a New Day so I'll forget you ever said that.

>>866059
Yes

>>866067
>50 years old
>knees shot
>neck fucked

Austin is never wrestling again. He keeps saying he would like one more match, and he just keeps getting older and older. If anything Vince is calling up the Rock.

>>866069
>implying that shit is funny
>implying I like either of those faggots

>>866075
Sting is nearing 60 and did all sorts of drugs and alcohol and manages to still wrestle

>>866075
No, he doesn't.

>>866075
>50 years old

You're saying this like Sting didn't have a match last year

>>866077

and the A+ player nearly killed sting in his last match

>>866075
What about HBK? Doesn't he have a bad head?

>>866082
He's got a cock eye and a prolapsed colon.

>>866077
He stop Becuse he found Jc

>>866082
More like 'muh I said it was my last match and I want to keep muh word'

He'd be more than able to pull another 5 star wm match

>>866083
That's expands its he looks like he got beat up by HHH to many times

Kek I'm.literally done watching wwe with Cena out. Probably won't eben watch fucking wrestlemania either.

>>866085

I respect people who keep their word. He might be able to pull out a 5 star match but when you're done you should be done for good.

What Ric Flair is doing right now is despicable.

>>866091
>Probably won't eben watch fucking wrestlemania either.

Why do people like to lie to themselves?

>>866062
>Not having a yearly subscription to F4W
Fucking pleb, shove carrots up your nose until you die.

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>>866050
>>866052
>>866063
I can see Triple H screwing Roman out of winning it, but not winning it all together. Roman already got his title win, so I can't really see them giving him the title again at WM unless that was the plan this entire time

>>866093
>What Ric Flair is doing right now is despicable.
being proud of his daughter?

>>866076
>implying you get invited to parties with that attitude

>>866077
Sting didn't take over a decade off. Austin hasn't wrestled in a very long time. Safe to say that even at 56, Sting is sharper in the ring than Austin.

>>866096
It's not.
Haitch is going over at mania too.
Taker will main event because it's his last match so Triple H can go over as a heel.

>>866094
Name a possible wm match that could be interesting and a draw

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>>866091
good, spend more time doing your homework squirt

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Injured:
Cena
Rollins
Orton
Cesaro
Kidd
Bryan
Sting
Botch Cara
King Jobber

Maybe if Vince would actually let wrestlers rest for a while and not work them like farm animals we wouldn't be in this predicament

How long was Cesaro scheduled to be out?

>>866106
something during august after summerslam

>>866101

That's not the issue. You're saying you won't watch it but we all know you will.

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WWE Power Rankings

Main Event

Lesnar (probably 5 matches left on contract)
Taker (1 more match)
Roman
Cena (out)
Rollins (out)
Bryan (ded)

Upper Mid-card

Sheamus
ADR
Orton (out)
Deno
Owens
Cesaro (out)

Midcard and worse

everyone else except Kidd and some NXT manlets

at least Ryback is healthy

kek

>>866097

Showing up on RAW weekly

>>866101
Sting vs undertaker career vs career
Kevin Owens vs dean Ambrose in a no hold barred match
The rock vs hhh

>>866101
Ryback vs Lesnar
Taker vs Stink
Ziggler vs Kane
Neville vs Green Arrow
Owens vs Bubba
R Truth and Kofi vs Big E and Xavier
Roman vs Haitch
Charlotte vs Jericho
Rock vs Sheamus
Rusev vs Swagger
Paige vs Becky
Battle Royal
There's your card

>>866108
But I won't you fucking idiot

it's not to late rebook Rusev as a monster heel so he can squash Dean at Wrestlemania

>>866113
>not have sting vs undertaker.

>>866112
Sting is dead.

>>866114
you will be back you fucking cuck. You think I'm joking? See you next week

>>866117
>Being unable to read English in 2016
>Not being able to write in proper English in 2016
Are you an indian mark or something? Go to bed.

>>866118
Not he's not he might be injured just give of some morphine and throw him in there

>>866121
No I'm you in the future I got rape so hard by a nigger I stuffed brain damage

>>866120
kek

>>866109
Man Owens is ugly. I don't see how he's so popular

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>>866123
>That whole mess of a sentence
>I stuffed brain damage
Is this what third worlders consider banter?

>>866125
He has a fucking hot wife same with Micks daughter

>>865984
What about my,man roman??

>>866126
Again I'm you from the furture

>>865981
Not my friend. He was looking forward to watching Cena as well. Poor bastard.

>>866114

Sure you won't.

Moron.

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>>866125
he's adorable, when you look at him you just want to cuddle with him.

>>866133
Yeah I was looking forward to Seth. Luckily I saw him at NoC

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>>866140

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>>866133
>mfw they have to do refunds because Cena can't make it like they did at live events a couple years ago

How likely is Brendan Dassey vs. Steve Avery main event now?

>>866142
cuddling isn't lewd so it can't gay fella.

>The reason WWE went and raided NJPW was cause Cena is injured

It all makes sense now.

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>>866044
There can be only one.

>>866137
>rawratings.jpg

Dumb fuck

>>866009
WOMENS WRESTLING

>Cena-less Mania

JUST

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>we will get the wwe version of

>26,000 (packed)

It's gonna be a disaster unless they can get The Rock to wrestle and maybe Sting vs Undertaker

do you think AJ would be able to pull a good match out of Dean?

>>866153

I didn't say RAW, I said wrestlemania. You say you won't watch it when we all know you will.

>>866160
Dean could have a good match if his moveset was different

His "brawler" shit is terrible

>>866113
>Ryback vs Lesnar
Lol fuck off

>>866113

>Stink

18+

>>866168
back to reddit

Who are some legends/draws Vince could throw a couple million at to preform at Wrestlemania Star?

Only couple I could think of are Rock, Kurt, The Druggie Boyz, and Oldberg

>>866170
If anything, it's the opposite, since that moniker is almost 20 years old

>>866113
18+

>>866174
> that moniker is almost 20 years old

It really isn't, and you can't prove it.

>>866172
>liking Ryback
Back to nickelodean.com

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>mfw the absolute state of this company

>>866173

Bret Hart can come out and complain about how he got screwed over 19 years ago.

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>mfw thinking about a nakamura wrestlemania entrance

It'll be awhile before we see him in WWE. But maybe next year's Mania.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZxvfaT83_E

>>866176
Watch a Nitro featuring the nWo Sting

18+

>>866183

>Stink

18+

>>866181

>You know... it's been a long time since i have been in Dallas. In fact Dallas is a lot like Montreal. So my brother Owen....

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>>866173
>mfw just realized they might actually call Kurt in Cena's absence

>>866173
"Caitlyn" Jenner vs The current divas champion match

>>866173
Matt wasn't a druggie

>>866190

zzzzzz

>>866173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PABzfeRs5s0

>>866188
How

Make a brand new top face out of this mess and turn Reigns. Make Styles or Balor win the Rumble in their debut. Have them defend the title at FL against some big name legend to get over and face heel Reigns at WM.

There are zero top card heels and people still hate Roman. Turn the crowd hate for Roman and make it supernova by making him brag about his family name pushing him to the top.

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>>866198
>Make Styles or Balor win the Rumble in their debut.

>Make no charisma vanilla midgets win the Rumble

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>i don't like ryback

>>866198
Lesnar vs Reigns is still going to happen.

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>>866203
>I like Ryback

>Cena is out for Mania

Fuck me in the asshole lads, this mania is gonna suck donkey dick.

>wreslters who won't be there
>Cena
>Sting
>Rollins
>Randy
>Austin
>Tista
>Rock won't wrestle

Roman RECORD LOWS incoming

>>866201
Balor doesn't need to say a single word. His entrance and body paint shit alone will make fans cheer for him. Mysterious babyface > good guy babyface.

>Cena injured
>Orton suspended
>Bryan ready but they refuss to put him in the ring

THE STATE OF THE WWE

>>866204
Lesnar will win the Rumble, its too obvious. They will just redo last Wrestlemania but with Reigns coming out on top.

So Brock Lesnar wins the rumble right and then Reigns beats him at Mania for the title.

Have i cracked this elaborate code

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>>866206
>yfw they will actually tarp areas of the stadium
>yfw this will be a glorified 5 live smackdown show

>>866151

>implying that jyrating faggot and the three jobbers will draw a quarter of what bmj does

>>866159

>wwe does a packed 36,000
Thats why they brought in nakashit and them?

>sting vs taker
Sting is ded m8

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>>866209
>Lesnar will win the Rumble

Wrong

>>866209
How is Lazor more obvious the Haitch?

>>866210
>Reigns vs. Lesnar II

Yeah, that'll put a lot of butts in the seats.

>There are faggots in this thread who want AJ Styles or Balor to win the rumble

Yeah guys. That will totally not suck dicks. I fucking hate smarks so much.

>>866216
>implying it won't
Wrestlemania is the draw.

>>866206
The only guy there I have any interest in watching in 2016 is the A+ Player

>>866218
Nah pal. The business doesn't work like that anymore.

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>>866208

Let's see if Vince buckles and puts the midget back in, would live for him to be back desu

>>866210

>Lesnar Vs Reigns

Won't be mad desu, I loved their first match live and I'll pay to go see another one

>>866212

>mfw

>>866217

Please stop talking as if smarks are a separate entity from yourself.

>>866216

Compared to what exactly?

Shield triple threat was the best case scenario

>>866218
Didn't even sell out last year and Levi's has way less seats to fill than AT&T

>>866217

>AJ Styles or Balor win the rumble
>Arena is dead silent like when Owens showed up on RAW
>The only people cheering are smarks online posting on /woo/

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The clear and only solution to Mania.

>>866224
Reigns vs. Cena was what they were most likely building to, possible Cena's actual heel turn.

>>866227
> Royal Rumble crowd not being into Bullet Club

You've got as accurate a reading on WWE's audience as Vince

>>866229

Cena isn't ever going to turn heel. I wish you guys would shut up about it aready.

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>IWC loves him
>management loves him
>has his own stable

IT'S TIME BAABAAAAAAAAAAY!

>>866230

>Smarks who watch NJPW are the WWE target audience

Yeah I will never be this dumb

>>866227
>implying RR & WM arn't the smarkiest crowds

>>866227
it's fucking orlando, it'll be fulled ith cringy NXMEME fans, if anything it'd be the perfect time to debut them

>>866206
Vince is gonna pay Batista a billion dollars to wrestle.

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>>866229
>cena
>heel turn

>>866228
That Triple H crowd

kek

>>866241
>implying Vince isn't frantically calling Punk

>>866241
I'VE WALKED FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PILE OF MONEY

Can someone shop the wrestlemania star logo and replace the star with the JUST hair

Wrestlemania JUST

>this is supposed to be the biggest wrestlemania of all time with over 100,000 seats

JUST

>>866229
>possible Cena's actual heel turn.
Lol you know it would just be a face vs face match

>>866236
Remember to put "ironically" at the end of all those meme arrows

>>866238
You were dumb enough to somehow read that when I didn't write anything of the sort

Dumb. As. Fuck.

>>866246
Fuck off to /s4s/ jesus christ

>>866250
>/s4s/

Hello reddit

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Post how to save mania /wwe/

pic related for me

>>866251
>le JUST hair poster
>telling me to go to reddit
Kek the irony

>>866249

Please have sex you fat smark.

>Muh Finn Balor

He should stay down in NXT and rot there.

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>>866246

Fuck the Mania card, the more important question is, who is gonna sing at Mania this year?

>>866248
I loved Heath Slator for a long fucking time, I had to stop watching his matches because his losses hurt my soul.

>>866252

This is literally the only match they could book that'd sell out the entire arena.

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>>866246

>this post

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>>866252
>mfw WWE books Lesnar vs. Undertaker: The Streak Redemption Match
>if Undertake wins, the loss never counted

>>866254
>from reddit
>posts on 4chan and tripfags

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>>866254
>tripfag
>not being from reddit

>>866257
Grumpy cat

>>866258
He's back to winning now mate. Well, this week anyway.

>>866254
Just hair is a staple in the /wwe/ community. head to your local network today, it's only 9.99, first cut free.

>>866256
Beautiful

>Tfw Vince is dialing up the following people:

>Snooki
>Stephen Amell
>Ronda
>Hugh Jackman
>Vinny
>Machine gun Kelly

This will be the worst wrestlemania of all time.

>>866268
>Just hair is a staple in the /wwe/ community.
These are the type of people who post here now.

Kurt Angle is the only man to make people give a shit about Wrestlemania at this point.
His contract with TNA is up in a few weeks.
Vince might have to pay him a lot, but they need someone big from the past that can actually still go.

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>Brock's divecutilitis comes back
>Roman has another emergency hernia
>Triple H tears his quads again
>Taker gets a concussion from falling down the stairs
>Deanetty has temporal paralysis from nutting too much inside Renee
>The Rock has to shoot 3 movies

What would Vince do?

>>866271
We all know Rhonda is going to hit up WWE when Holly fucks her up

>>866274

Your mom can still go

>>866274

>Kurt
>Can still go

Wew lad.

>>866215
Because Vince wanted nothing more than to have Reigns beat Lesnar last Wrestlemania, but the audience was refusing to swallow that shit. So now that he finally has people rooting for Reigns, he will redo last years WM but with Reigns winning.

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>>866271
>you now remember when Charlie Sheen was the social media ambassador for raw (via skype)

>>866279
>>866278
I saw him wrestle a five star match with Drew Galloway tonight at the TNA tapings.
Trust me, he can still go.

>>866271
implying it isnt
>goldberg
>carlito
>morrison
>big sexy
>shelton benjamin
based as fuck.

>>866280
>Vince wanted nothing more than to have Reigns beat Lesnar last Wrestlemania

This was only going to happen if Lesnar went back to UFC which he was about to do until Vince made a better counter offer.

>>866283
Doesn't he have some deal with some MMA promotion though?

>>866275

WEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

>>866241
based batista vs roman for the title
book it hhh

>>866273
>now
>says the /asp/ie who joined us after we moved here
stop posting about things you don't know

>>866286
Last I read it was for announcing only, which shouldn't be difficult to work some deal out with WWE that he can continue to do it.

>>866287
>It's the biggest show of the year, Maggle. Of course the biggest athlete should headline it!!

>>866281

Remember that one person you knew who held on to the Charlie Sheen meme's too long.

>WINNING!

Fuck off

>>866289
Yes

You are the type of cancer who posts on /asp/ now

Usually all the /tv/ and /v/ rejects just posted on /sp/ but now you're shitting up this place too

How has this never happened before? This is blowing my mind. Vince must be shitting his pants right now.

Now Chris Jericho is winning the rumble 100% and will face either rock or Christian or hBK or triple h

>>866286
i believe its for announcing and to hype stuff not to fight, so theoretically he can probably bring kurt in for a one off match.

>>866287
Just imagine if Big Show won the title in 2016.
If there's one thing that would make nearly every wrestling fan turn away from the product, that's it.

>>866285
so because vince made a better offer, they decided to take the belt off Lesnar anyways and then write him out of the show for 3 months?

>>866294
Miss the Swiss man a lot 2bh

His last match with Roman was a classic

BASED BATISTA IS COMING BACK

YEAHHHHHHHHHH I WALK FOR MILES INSIDE THIS PIT OF DANGERRRRRRRRR

Kinda sucks Cena/Taker won't happen. Would have been the perfect venue

>>866299

His last match was actually with the Miz. It lasted a minute and a half on SD.

>>866294
Man I love Cesaro as much as the next IWC Smark but christ that is just autism the post.

>>866298

Yes.

The original plan if he was leaving was to have Reigns pin him with no Rollins cash in. Brock staying meant they still needed to keep him strong and have a reason to not be on RAW anymore.

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>Hi we're Bull-...Balor Club. Our whole gimmick is we make our hands do the gun thingy. We where black and were from Japan.

>>866299
>watching smack down

>>866304

I made it to piss of /co/, but it didn't work. So I tried here instead.

>>866305
They could have done the exact same thing if Reigns won though. Brock wants his rematch, Reigns isn't there at the time for whatever fucking reason, Lesnar kills Michael Cole in a fit of Autistic Rage. Come back 3 months later, starts murderfucking Reigns just to have Taker come out.

>Cena
>good wrestler

Haha

>>866306

OH MY!

THESE GUYS WERE REALLY TOUGH IN JAPAN JOHN!

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>>866293
>but now you're just fucking this shit up too
Yes

Feels good man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECB6zHgdCjk

Who would have thought that this "kid" would have come so far. God I respect this man

Has the WWE ever had to rebound from having more than half of their "Big names" be injured? have they ever had to find a way to recover this badly?

>>866309

What are you on about? Reigns wasn't going to pin Lesnar clean if he was signing an extension to his contract.

>>866316
Pretty easy to get as far as he has when the owner of the company's been in love with you since 2004

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>>866313
>omg is that....FESTUS????

>>866317
steroid trial era possibly

>>866255
Please learn how to read

18+

>>866317
Hire WCW people

>>866320
I hope they pushed for creative control in their contracts so they don't do some stupid segment where Gallows is afraid of ring bells.

>>866323

>Muh Finn gaylor and his gay body paint

>>866320
you know hes going to get a festus chant

>>866044
Hopefully not Reigns. I want to see him take on Trips at WM.

My dream scenario is Bork winning and defending against Owens at WM

>>866317
>>866321
Yeah, that's the only time that really comes to mind.
They did this to themselves though by relying so heavily on part-timers and refusing to make new main event stars.

>>866325
>I hope they pushed for creative control in their contracts
vince will never agree to that again.
Especially from some low level tag teamers.

>>866329
>and refusing to make new main event stars.
To be fair they sure are trying hard to make Roman the new top guy

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>>866328
>Owens

>>866326
> getting triggered by Finn

I can't wait until you shart yourself with rage when he wins a belt in his first year on the main roster

>>866331
Problem is, fans don't give a shit. Reigns isn't that bad of a talent, but he's not top guy material.

>>866329

They've had it coming for a long time granted the last 5 wrestlemanias have had at least one part timer in the main event.

>>866331
And if Roman gets injured they will literally have no one.

>>866333

>Triggered by a no charisma body paint vanilla midg

Nah pham.

>>866252
pleb here. Who is guy on right?

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>>866338

>These are the people who post in /wwe/ in 2016

>>866337
Charismatic enough for you to get assblasted via his existence

>Lesnar wins RR
>Roman Reigns gets a rematch for his title at Fastlane
>Roman enters the ring and waits for Brock
>All of a sudden Vince enters to swerve the WWE Universe
>Vince says Roman won't be allowed to keep depending on rematches to get near the title
>Says Brock is taking the night off and has a mystery opponent for him
>the winner will take on Brock at WM32
>Lights go dark
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXakXogkfME
>Roman loses

>>866338
PJWTS

Do you guys think Titus has a chance of being a main eventer now?

>>866341

zzzzz

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>yfw New Day somehow win in tandem and share the WWE title

>>866348

>If Miz is to actually join The New Day, he instantly becomes a Tag Team Champ due to freebird rule
>If everybody makes a stable, suddenly everyone is eligible for a TT title shot

>>866346
You know somebody is rekt beyond salvation when all they can must is that

Eat my shit

>>866352

Have sex fatso

>>866348
Speaking of the New Day... how many times have they defended the titles? and when will they drop them?

>>866355

I'm still waiting for the day that someone beats Bruno's WHC run.

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>make your top heels look like shit
>HHH is the most viable heel despite being shit on recently
>kevin owens is being a goober with deano
>lesnar gonna win rumble vs bbygirl at WM
>everybody top star is injured
god damnit just make new stars, harper is right there and you bring up some green strongman competitor just cuz of vince's weird fetish

>>866356
the day hhh has a full blood son, it will happen.

>>866345
Not unless he somehow learns how to wrestle and becomes a decade younger

>>866348
>they split the titles between the 3 of them making the brand split 2.0
>Big E WWE Champ
>Kofi WHC
>Xaviar ECW Champ
>each show has 4 wrestlers in total

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>>866358

>he doesn't want a Roman Reigns 10 year run

>>866353
> y-y-you're a f-f-f-f-fat vir-virgin

Cry. More. Cuck.

>>866357
>green strongman competitor
no need for that, just paint Apollo Crews white and call him up

>>866357
Reigns is a new star.

All you want is Vince to push the guys you like. Just be honest about that.

>>866357
>Vince's weird fetish

Yeah, I wonder what his childhood was like. He really is into that alpha male thing. He pushes the stars that have actually cucked people (Edge, Batista, Cena) and suggested an incest storyline with Stephanie.

Was he abused?

>>866365
yes

>>866364
Reigns doesn't put butts in seats

>>866364
> bad wrestler
> abomination on-mic
> no charisma
> anti-draw

dat star power

>>866365
He was by his step father apparently. Most of what I've heard of his upbringing is sketchy.

>>866362
God I can imagine Ryback chanting this.

>>866369
And your favorites would?

>>866362

PLEASE have sex

>>866377
Meme harder, maybe that'll get the shit out of your pants

>>866373

Nah, he's got more stupid shit to say than that. Like RY-BACK RULES or THE MASTER OF THE FEED ME MORE.

>>866371
> apparently
Sauce now or shut the fuck up

Bryan is coming back at the Rumble and winning it.

I will laugh my ass off if Reigns gets injured.

>>866375
Not him, but pretty much everybody "smarks" would rather see pushed over Reigns has some kind of a proven track record of success

All that bbygrrrl has to his name is the lowest-rated Road to WrestleMania since 1997

>>866382
Listen to his Howard Stern interview.

>>866385
yea im sure IWC neckbeard owens would do great with his proven 500 people sell outs.
Marks would stop watching aka the crowd vince wants.

>>866389
Owens is a top merch seller in WWE

>Marks would stop watching aka the crowd vince wants.

Where have you been for the past 15 years?

>>866389
You have literally no basis for that claim.

>>866274
Nobody gives a shit about Angle.

>>866379
Can we have a storyline where ryback has a stroke so he can never get the "feed me more" right? Feed me Door, Read some More, Creed is More ETC.

>>866379
> not liking shout-outs to O'Doyle or SID

18+

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Reminder that WWE will never have a main event scene this GOAT again.

Rate my Mania Dream Card

>Hulk Hogan vs The New Day, Prime Time Players, Mark Henry & Apollo Crews

>Andre The Giant Memeorial Battle Royal in which the Ultimate Warrior statue wins

>Batista vs Kevin Owens match promoting their newest movie "The Fat Boy Chronicles 2" in which Big Dave trains KO to get in better shape so the local football team doesn't mock him

>Caitlyn Jenner vs Charlotte

>Finn Balor vs Alberto Del Rio to decide who the least charismatic man in WWE is

>Triple H vs Undertaker 4

>Roman Reigns vs CM Punk's Pepsi Tatoo

>>866397
They could if they gave a shit. The realized they can make just as much money selling 18 million of one shirt, than 3 million of 6 different shirts each.

>>866371
tell us more

>>866390
>Where have you been for the past 15 years?
who do you think are the 70% of people are in the auidnce? mom and/or dad with the kids.
>>866391
>You have literally no basis for that claim.
roh shows are like a 500 max most of the time and hes sold those out before.

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>Roman can't put butt on seats but my outlaw wrestlers and their 26,000(packed) can

>>866405
He meant the latter part of it, you sub-literate boob

>>866397
lts funny how you still dont understand what 'main event screne' actually means

>>866405
You act like as if RoH would be selling out stadiums if they had gotten to Cena or Reigns before the WWE did. You could swap the entire talent of the two company's and RoH would still be doing like 500 seat shows.

>>866405
The second sentence, you idiot.

>>866406
idk who you're quoting, all I remember saying was that Roman doesn't draw.

>>866402
>Finn Balor vs Alberto Del Rio to decide who the least charismatic man in WWE is

5 stars match right there fampai, but yeah, the buildup would be a trainwreck

>>866406
>butt on seats

YOU FUCKED UP!
YOU FUCKED UP!
YOU FUCKED UP!

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This is like a perfect storm scenario.
Vince could have let Cena give the rub to any of these people but didn't.

And here we are now.

>>866420

The first time he lost to Owens, parents were uploading footage of their kids crying on youtube. Making him lose is clearly not good for business.

>>866420

KO got a clean win over him, and he has a lot of t-shirts already

Rusev is stuck with LON

Seems like creative has nothing for wyatt but he has been booked strong, might be a good year for him

>Sizzlel

>>866420
Rusev WHC when?

>>866425
> working marks isn't good for business

I seem to recall kids crying when Hogan formed the nWo and how'd that go again?

>>866425
that's just a testament to how great a heel KO was.

>>866427
>but he has been booked strong

Losing every feud he's been in for a year is being booked strong?

>>866429
I hear you, but the difference was that people were legit tired of Hogan, his character was stale as fuck so turning him heel was the only option left. People still like Cena and aren't tired of him.

>Watch the Finn Balor documentary
>he puts on a Japanese accent when ever he talks to japs
this racist fuck

>>866430

No it isn't.

>>866434
Have you ever talked to a foreigner? You probably do it subconsciously as well.

>>866409
Not that anon, but what is a main event scene mean to you then?

>>866433
> people still like Cena and aren't tired of him

Hey there mid-2005 how ya doin'?

>>866436
how?

>>866442

Cena rarely loses clean to nobodies.

>>866441
The kids love him and he pushes merch, when he stops doing both of those things then he'll turn.

>>866405
ive been to two events this year and 75% of the audience is people in their twenties and up. Not a lot of families.

>>866446
Kids will get behind any superhero that always wins

New thread >>866462
>>866462

>>866437
probably explains why whenever I was watching 2 of Kurt Angle's gook matches he grunted and yelled like a Japanese guy

>>866459
Are you an NXmemer?

Ive been to 2 shows this year and it was 50 if not more percent families

>>866193
18+

>>866459
Went to the Rumble last year and the RAW where Roman won. Probably just a Philly thing.

>>866055
Xavier Woods needs to go back to /mlp/

>>866105

Haitch is just to blame for this. People said things will change with him but when asked about it he said being worked to death was part of the job.