>tfw Dean will always be Roman's little sidekick
An indie geek, smark professor was teaching a class on Dean Malenko, known vanilla midget.
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Malenko and accept that his technical wrestling was the most highly advanced wrestling America has ever known, even greater than 'Macho Man' Randy Savage!" At this moment a brave, 6'6, 300lbs, wrestler who had squashed more than 1500 jobbers and understood the superiority of big guys and fully supported World Championship Wrestling stood and held up a RoH DVD. "How much money did this event draw, brother?!" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "It's not important how much money it drew, fucking gorilla, wrestling is about technical ability, not drawing money." "Wrong. It's been 30 years since Hulk Hogan body slammed Andre the Giant in front of 90,000 Hulkamaniacs at the Silver Dome, if it was not the greatest wrestling event of all time and wrestling is, as you say, about technical ability, then it should be regarded as a commercial failure by now, dude." The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Yes! by Daniel Bryan. He stormed out of the room crying those small, vanilla midget crocodile tears. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Dave Meltzer, wished he had pulled hiimself up by his bootstraps and become more than an outlaw wrestling Japanophile. He wished so much that he had some kind of money to hold on to, but he himself had written against it!
The students applauded and all rolled into the WCW Power Plant that day and accepted Hulk Hogan as the greatest wrestler of all time. An eagle named "World Championship" flew into the room and perched atop the copy of "Controversy Creates Cash" and shed a tear on the hardcover. The last sentence of "Hulk Hogan's Bash at the Beach 2000 promo" was read several times, and Vince McMahon himself showed up and supplied anabolic steroids to all the wrestlers. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of muscular dystrophy and his "stars" were disregarded for all eternity. Eat your vitamins and say your prayers, brother.
Just ignore him, and if this thread gets deleted make a new one, don't use that faggots.
He's not even from /wwe/, he's probably that jewbacca loser who kept trying to act like he was always in our threads.
I am the reigning, defending, undisputed dubs champion
>Namefag is still desperately posting in his thread alone
Is being the OP of a general that important to you? Please have sex
wrestling is also very good, wipes you into Dean Ambrose is /b/ because NOT EVEN HE KNOWS WHAT HE'LL DO NEXT MAGGLE League of nations are a waste
>this boring fag is the best wrestler in NJPW now
Paige but a little tough, so you'd probably have a half-full stadium cheering what he puts out
Triple H who gets it for a while and I'd love more star power than most average females Yes, that's how long until WWE have asses It's all about how your day to be world champ imo
Don't Enjoy The New Day is starting to get noticed these days super dragon Probably CM Meme
Shinsuke Nakamura comes in at 30 and wins the Rumble
How hard do you mark out?
It's yet another unenforceable piece of shit JESUS CHRIST THIS IS BORING BTFO back to reddit no high test is deflectionist memespeak for nigger project harder bruh I hope this works out for AJ AJ BTFO yoshi needs to fuck with me would probably get injured or called up and fed to Roman Reigns is worse JUST LIKE WHEN BILL WATTS TOLD ME TO SLOW DOWN WHEN I WAS FUCKING HIM IN THE NXT ZONE Bryan (;_;) And the best way to get killed
Hahahahahahahahahah omg people watch this retarded horseshit. I just can't believe it. My expectations are so fucking far off it's sad. Note to self: never have any hope in humanity. Ever
kek yeah, getting blown out by weird ass wrestling fans
a lot of people do. at those meet and greets you can get multiple photos and paige is really open with fans and encourages them do shit like that
the airport photos are just sad. i understand its a dick move and i would never try to get a photo with someone there but sasha doesnt put forth any effort. dont blame her desu
>Bbygurl is in top 5, HHH interferes eliminating him
>Brock wins lol
>bbygurl wins some #1 contender shit at fast lane
> le twice in a lifetime
This how it goes? I mean they can't have the babyface defending his title at WM, it's just no payoff to it
It's not the first time and either
man I'm torn
on the one hand, I don't get why you would use a stamp instead of signing something, how much more unpersonal does it get? and then not even signing when you get asked to do so
but on the other hand, the ways fans behave like giddy schoolgirls when they meet their "stars" is so pathetic and the way she holds up the stamp is just hilarious
and it kinda does fit her character
i dont get why that fan got so mad.
she is a heel.
her character is that she is the Boss.
she uses a stamp to sign things because she is a heel.
the stamp says Boss.
you got what you wanted, and you complained about it.
How long until they go over the Wyatts?
How to save WWE
>Countdown for next RR participant
>Suddenly smoke clouds fills the stadium
>King Booker immediately recognizes it
>"By god someone is hotboxing the stadium"
they could but I think the bucks said before that they always want to be a tag-team and think that WWE only use tag-teams to eventually split up and make singles stars so they don't really want to go.
How to save WWE
>"Reigns is outnumbered"
>"Big Show, Kane and Braun Strowman all turning their attention to the big dog MAGGLE!"
>"WE HEARD THE RUMORS!"
>"THE KING OF STRONG STYLE, THE BEST WRESTLER IN JAPAN"
>"LOOK AT BIG SHOW, KANE, STROWMAN, THEY'RE STUNNED"
>"NAKAMURA IS HERE!!!"
>gets in the ring, chokeslammed by BEEG and eliminated
>"THE BIG GUY!"
>"LOOK AT BIG SHOW, KANE, STROWMAN"
>Ryback clears house, eliminates everyone
>"SUPERMAN PUNCH FROM OUT OF NOWHERE, RYBACK ELIMINATD"
>"REIGNS HAS OVERCOME THE IMPOSSIBLE, HE'S STILL THE CHAMPION!"
I'm posting outlaw wrestling in /wwe/, what are you gonna do about it?
He's Stood Tall every week and will Stand Tall after the Rumble. I have no doubt. WWE always does the most predictable thing at the Rumble then they always have to salvage it at Mania.
So, I've only been hearing about the Bullet Club and Jap guy been rumored to come to wwe. Whats the consensus around here? After Kenta and Devitt have kind of been meh...i'm not getting my hopes up for any signings. AJ should have been in WWE like 7 years ago, he would probably be huge by now. But all the other guys like Nakamura, Gallows, and Anderson...I'm not expecting much.
white new day. I should have known that a bunch of white guys would immediately form a white version of new day. Its pretty pathetic. I feel like Bo getting fat really killed off his career. He would have been the perfect sort of corny early Kurt Angle-ish type of heel character. Heath Slater constantly being stuck with goofy shit, or he's just doing goofy shit himself...this is probably going to be his last little shot in wwe if/when this stable fails.
nakamura's 6'2 or something, he's not a little indy guy. if they book him as a japanese badass, and push that, i think he can work out. not to mention that brock and haitch both respect him
they're probably gonna do some jap invasion angle or somethin. seems like the stable thing is coming back hard, lon, job squad 2k16, wyatts, new days, ecw retirement home.
nakamura, the thick asian chick and itami should do something. maybe put a third guy in there as the mouthpiece, and to give them a 3rd man, shit could work imo. but ya know, arm chair booking
lesnar's contract is hard to judge against, because his schedule is so fucking amazing for him. he works what, 10-15 dates out of the year? if nakamura did get 7 figures, there's no way he's working that schedule
>post yfw Nakamura wrenches Ramen's arm out for the title
>mfw he kills somebody kneeing them in the back of the head
Yes but this is a different context.
>Lesnar, the all conquering MMA beast
>Nakamura, the one that brought glory to the IGWP IC title
They could build this match pretty heavily. They just have to make sure they don't set foot in the same ring before the actual matchup. So, have both of them beat other "strong" wrestlers in the WWE. Then some decent promos by Heyman to rile people up. Do something like Lesnar/Taker a few months back.
I would mark like crazy.
>yfw Lesnar has Nakamura lined up for some germans.
>yfw Nakamura reverses and knees lesnar in the back of the head
>yfw lesnar sits up for another knee to the head.
i'm loving seeing you guys circle jerk about this guy. Please type out you "they aren't booking him right" threads now. Dude is Japanese, a striker, borderline gay image...yet you all think it will work in WWE. All these concussions protocols and he's much of his offense is knees to the heads. This is going to be good.
I think pic related is way worse. He probably doesn't even give a shit about Sasha other than collecting another autograph for his wall. These guys seem to legitimately love the Shield. How soul crushing must it feel to have one of your idols just look at you with that look of disappointment.
I like nakameme but he has the same match everytime
It's great in njpw where he's constantly in tags and can have some variety with partners but his singles stuff is basically all the same with the top njpw guys. And I like it when I see it 9 or so times a year. I think it will get stale and he'll be exposed. He's no where near as charismatic or convincing as say Punk which kept him fresh while having the same restrictions.
He's not a technical wrestler like Bryan or Benoit by any means. Still will be a top 5 guy in wwe though.
Konnor of the ascension is out with a jaw injury guys.
There was. He just couldn't afford to pay for the photo op.
>more of these exist
>possibly 50 - 100 photos in total
>you will never have access to the complete set
You've smelled out greasy neckbeard you've smelled them all.
Neckbeards I can understand. But little kids though. Dean just looks completely autistic.
He's doing a tough guy pose for the kids to look back and say "Wow!! Dean is cool!"
Seth's pose is legit weird though, guy looks like he doesn't want to be there. It's weird since he's the only shield member actually smiling genuinely in the neckbeard pictures.
>met Seth Rollins once at an autograph signing at a convention
>never met anyone famous or been to an autograph signing before
>no idea what to even say to him
>don't want to gush about how I'm his biggest fan because he's probably heard that shit a million times before
>get to the front of the line
>he asks me how I'm doing, general pleasantries and what not even though he didn't look all that thrilled to be at the convention in the first place
>get my autograph
>put out my fist for a fist bump
>he fist bumps me
>jizz all over my pants and can't stop smiling
>whole thing cost me $30
>tfw didn't have enough money to get Natalya's autograph who was in the next booth
>Roman eliminates most of the roster
>Number 29 is Ambrose
>Number 30 is Sheamus
>Roman eliminates Sheamus
>Sheamus eliminates Roman and Ambrose at the same time and then the league of nations assaults both guys after the match
>Because there is extra time this year since there's no WWE title match and the final elimination was a double elimination Vince restarts the entire rumble as per https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV-S2qFSeW8#t=1m50s
>/wwe/ rejoices as WWE does something extremely unpredictable
>Roman and Ambrose are both injured, but Roman is forced to compete anyways because he's the champion (in reality Stephanie just wants him to work till his body gives out like she said she would)
>Every rumble entrant is the same
>Ambrose is injured, so Sheamus is now number 29
>Sheamus and an injured Roman go back and forth until Roman overcomes the odds
>Countdown clock appears, new number 30 on the way
>Lesnar easily eliminates Roman and wins the title
>Roman has a recovery comeback story in the build to Wrestlemania
>Beats Lesnar clean in the main event
>Roman virtually wins two Royal Rumbles in the same night as build up to win the title in the main event by beating Lesnar clean
>Strongest Roman possible
>/wwe/ put on suicide watch
>Roman vs Haitch
>Roman vs Lesnar
Is this seriously what we have to look forward to?
Finn Balor is a good man. Finn Balor is a company man.
I saw Dean Ambrose at a grocery store after the Smackdown tapings yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter, asking her if she really wanted to piss off a lunatic.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly before leaving.
I went outside and saw him run out onto the road and away from the shop singing "Sweet Caroline" before noticing Renee Young was driving a small car after him.
> Monday's episode of WWE RAW, with Vince McMahon featured throughout the show and no NFL competition, drew 3.575 million viewers. This is up 1% from last week's 3.536 million viewers.
> For this week's show, the first hour drew 3.707 million viewers, the second hour drew 3.516 million viewers and the final hour drew 3.503 million viewers.
> RAW was #1 for the night in viewership and #2 for the night in the 18-49 demographic, behind Love & Hip-Hop.
>after all his lame returns
>after that shitty return at 2012 rumble
Come on man, Jericho is done
He is gonna eat all the finishers and get throw out in no time, job his way back to the backstage, receive his paycheck and buy beer for his shitty band
>Tfw Paige is more likely to win the royal rumble than Zack Ryder