/wwe/ general #1721 - Cena goes to Jersey Shore edition

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League of nations are a beautiful thing man, couple 2x4s and some posts about NJPW in the military

Hiroshi Tanahashi

repostin because i didnt realise the last thread was expired

Does anyone have a link to the recent Wrestling Observer Radio uploads?

dailymotion or youtube is fine

if you could go one better and give me a twitter or website that i can refer to in future to find uploads i'd appreciate it even more

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Owen Hart had a pretty sharp wit backstage Bret's clean cut underdog champ persona is the smack head mj gimmick so it was during the Monday night wars especially

There is nothing that gets me madder than accidentally downloading the Sky version of raw. I just wasted 45 min downloading this bullshit.

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Is there ever a month where the network ISN'T fucking free?

>>864182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqVTB_cy0_w

>>864187
What's the problem with the sky version?

>>864188
No, that's why I laugh at people who actually pay for it

>>864189
You're a hero. Thank you

>all these outlels going to wwe

Jesus Haitch needs to fucking go, keep them in NXMeme or fuck off, I don't need that out of shape gyrating faggot on raw. Fuck off with the Nakashit crap. AJ is just an old muh-workrate faggot, no need for him. The other two, one of them is festus and the other is a-train 2.0. Just call up Samos Joe and sign Bobby Roode, no need for these outraw shits on Raw

>>864197
>implying they will last
James storm is already headed back to tna.
These guys are just coming to boost nxt sales and put over wwe guys

>>864191
The whole bar at the bottom is distracting and annoying

Do Indians mark for Ramen?

Cody Hall looks like a fucking beast

>>864202
Yes

>>864202
Indians will love anybody if you book them strong as fuck.

>>864189
anon, you da real mvp

>>864202

Ofcoars sar, ram3n is da bes in wwe. Shemis iz tha sucks he looks very much stopid sir

>>864205
this, they are mostly kids and young teens that still believe in kayfabe. all the person has to do is be a face and win a lot

Here's what's gonna happen at RR

Kurt angle comes in and eliminates rusev
Samo Joe comes in and eliminates Kurt angle
Sting comes in and eliminates Joe
Taker comes in and eliminates sting
Cena comes in and eliminates taker
Aj styles comes in and eliminates Cena
Nakameme comes in and eliminates styles
Dbry comes in and eliminates swagsuke
Roman eliminates dbry
Haitch eliminates Roman
Jericho eliminates new day and ambrose and wyatt family and haitch to win the RR

Jericho eliminates the Wyatt's with help from big show and Christian attacks Jericho after winning the rumble

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>wwe signing these outlaws
>still no Jarvis signing
C'mon wwe
We are all hoping for Roman vs Jarvis Wrestlemania Main event

>>864216
This sets up

Samoa Joe vs Finn for nxt title
Kurt angle vs rusev
Sting vs taker
Some TLC with luchas Dudley's and usos
Cena vs aj styles
Nakamura vs dbry
Haitch vs Roman
New gay and big show vs Wyatt's
Jericho vs Christian

Nice wrrstlemanja TB H

>>864217
JARVIS SOLID
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

>>864217

>you're just a pudgy kid from Britain

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>>864217

>>864188
>>864193
You know it's only free to new subscribers, right?
You get the first month free and that''s it.

>>864229
>make account
>get a free month
>cancel after 1 month
>make the exact same account again
>get another month free
>repeat for infinite free PPVs

>>864230
that sounds pretty shady bro, I want to give WWE my money and support their company Except for when I have to dowload torrents of RAW and Smackdown cos theyre not on the fucking network I pay for =/

Is there any truth that wwe are signing these outlaw nobodies or is it just from those clickbait links ?

>>864237
you're an absolute fag, and we know where you came from

>>864237

Bitch

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If Roman's not going away then can they at least give him a competent rival? This guy fucking sucks and isn't even a threat. Only his theme is good.

>>864239
I don't think they're real desu. At least I doubt AJ signing because he's made some homophobic comments in the past and WWE try to maintain a high standard with their wrestler.

So do you know if any meme-countries/gimmickfags still lurk these threads? Only ones I recognise are bretcuck and kevin obese australian. Is based Colombia still here? What about Usobro?

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>>864239
>AJ Styles
>nobody

U fukken wot m8?

>>864243
enough time has passed im guessing the gay community as he calls them might bring it up though

>>864216
>>864218
The state of your booking


JUST

>>864230
But it doesn't ask you for a credit card?

>>864245
Those days are gone, we are all generic anons now

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>>864218
>Cena vs aj styles
Oh boy I can't wait for the exact same "Cena vs newcomer where newcomer wins their first match then Cena beats him in the next two or three matches"

>>864200

The Janetty of Bear Money wasn't gonna last.

>>864250
it asks for a CC or paypal. You can use the same payment method every time to get the free month. There is no verification to see if you've used a free month before. I use the exact same name, address, and paypal every month and it works

>>864256
You'd think a company as big as WWE can prevent simple exploits like this... I guess not lel

>>864256
Fucking kek

I will do the same
Thanks anon

>>864246
> Jamie Noble on HGH and worse mic skills
> a somebody

Kek
Your bumfuck outlaw is a nobody m8

>>864212
I miss her

>>864256
>WWE have not put measures in place to combat this
Jesus Christ. It's like the most simple exploit in the book. It's amazing that anybody pays for it.

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>>864242
>good theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmPKjrh7kN0

the best there is...

da queendumb where da kings bow down

>>864263
I love Kevin Owens too senpai

>>864257
>Vince, don't you think we need some securit-
>JUST KEEP MAKING SURE WE TALK ABOUT HOW BAD WCW WAS DAMNIT!

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>>864263
The best there was...

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>>864267
And the best there ever will be...

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>>864237
>I want to give WWE my money and support their company
Thanks lad

>>864268
when was this taken?

>>864217
Literally who?

>>864272
Anytime Haitch. All for you future 5 time hall of famer and greatest draw of the attitude era and way better than Shawn Michaels ;^)

>>864276
Go back to 2Old Wieirdo's thread, faggot

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>taking the tag belts off of reDRagon
JUST

>>864280
>Young Bucks resign with NJPW/ROH
>everyone else from the Bizz Clizz goes to WWE

JUST

>>864276
GTFO newshit
2Mould Paedo's thread is that way

>>864276
The greatest draw in Abo history

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>>864279
>ask who Jarvis is
>immediately get told to fuck off on some thread that I've never heard of

It's nice to see that you haven't changed /asp/

>>864285
Kill yourself

>>864284
>abos
>history
Go back to painting your self with mud and raping Australian chicks Abo.

Wtf was Vince doing yesterday? Was he high? He looked lost as fucking hell.

>>864256
>think you're getting away with it
>6 months pass
>get a knock on the door
>you open it
>APPLEDOOOOOOUUUUUUGGHHHHHHHHH
>can barely lift you for the AA because you're as big as kevin owens

I'm a Roman fan firstly, so I have a slight bias. And I LOVE constructive debates on anything I'm passionate about, so please be civil and I would love to hear your opinions (or just downvote me to oblivion).
Alright here goes. I don't think they are doing anything wrong with the Rumble. For me personally, the Rumble just became ALOT more interesting and consequential. The only 3 people i know who are marky fans got alot more excited as well. I don't think it's predictable. I would say Lesnar, Triple H and Ambrose all have realistic chances of winning the Rumble still. a Bryan return can still be in the bag.
Secondly, as to Raw revolving around Roman, why not? He was extremely over. Now, you might argue he is not over with everyone, and it was a marky crowd, but that's what WWE is aiming at. Think about it. If the show revolved around Owens, Ambrose, Cesaro etc, would your reaction still be the same? I'm betting not. And the reason you might give is because they are better on the mic, in the ring etc, basically you find them more entertaining and they connect with you. But the same can be said for Roman Reigns and mark viewers. They apparently love him. They cheer him and find him more entertaining. You very well might be in the minority here. Post royal rumble 2014 the entire product revolved around Daniel Bryan and not many people complained. Because you loved him. And the mark audience loves Reigns, and they are the target audience. Yes I think if Owens and co. were given the same push as Roman has. they would be more over with the IWC, but what if creative fucked up their characters as well as it did Roman and made them goody 2 shoes? WWE knows if they push mark favorites, smarks continue to watch, but if they take a risk, and push indie darlings, they might lose viewers (event hough I don't think this will happen).
Just my take on things and I realize most of you disagree. I don't expect this to be highly upvoted, I'm just looking for a discussion.

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>>864252

Lie to me anon

>>864174

Completely natty

>>864290
>(or just downvote me to oblivion).
you blew it

>>864276

>Not knowing who Jarvis is

>>864286
>kill yourself
back to reddit my friend

>>864290
t. Roman

>>864193

I can see how $9.99 a month can seem like a lot to a NEET

>>864292
I can't mate, I miss my flag ;_;

>>864290
I actually like Roman, and I feel like if they were not pushing him so hard more people would be okay with him, but as it is right now he is not ready. He doesn't have the move set, in ring experience or mic skill to make up for his lack in any of those other areas. He could really be something great, but they are jumping the gun something hard.

>>864297
fuck off newfag

>>864285
jarvis was a /wwe/ poster who cut killer unintelligble promos about "breaking [your] neck with [his] bare hands" and "being on gear since he was 12"

he was easily spotted because he hates manlets who don't look like beefcake powerlifters and his flag

his finisher was a diving elbow and he used the space jam soundtrack for his entrance music

>>864308
wow you're really fitting in with le culture, you need to teach me :D

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with the signing of all these indy japan people, vince went to go scout some american mastodons on sunday, while checking out the based stadium WM is going to be in.

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>>864310
stay go.

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Our new wrestling board is looking more like a success everyday

>>864317
It was great once the mods stopped trying to save 3 post unicycle threads that we were bumping off

>>864316
xD have an upvote my friend

i'll see you later on /r/4chan ;)

remember le bacon narwhals, try not to let these guys onto you >:D

Anyone have the meme rock face he did at last year Rumble?

Can I borrow it?

>>864326
> can i borrow it
Hello reddit

>>864329
>being a bully
Hello /b/

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>>864326

1/2

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>>864326

2/2

>>864341
Love you mate

>>864329
>being an asshole
I thought we weren't in sp anymore

>>864180

WE WANT SASHA

THIS IS BORING

>>864348
BTFO back to superstars where she should be.

>>864304
He needs to be a heel or at least a tweener, that's all. Roman is ready as fuck to be Champ hes' just not being booked right. The biggest pops Roman gets is when he goes all wild samoan and does his Samoa scream.
He is cool as fuck and everyone loves him, until the next episode of RAW or Smackdown! when he's bro fisting Dean and talking shit on the mic being Rock 2.0.
To be fair his mic stuff has been toned down in my opinion, at least noticebly, he stil does the "Muh family" stuff but fair enough, chicks dig a family man I guess. He is the marks champion and there's no way you can get him over with the smarks unless he goes full heel.
However as a WWE fan I respect the vesatile guys, I like to see them be both heels and faces, not changing as rapdily as Big Show mind you but it works, it worked for The Rock and it can work for Roman.
Do you think it an alternative timeline maybe it was Roman who was the Architect and betrayed The Shield? Seth is the babyface right now going into Rumble against 29 other guys?
Do you think that would be better?

>>864174
I wish they would push Zack Ryder already. Dude deserves a IC title run at least once before he fades off into obscurity.

And Cesaro for WWEWHC. Squandered fucking talent there.

>>864348
Gotta admit the storyline with Charlotte and Becky is better than expected but honestly, this goes to show that the Divas need some actual storylines.
That match between Becky and Sasha when everyone booed had no value, it went on too long in my opinion. If that was a PPV for the title or something maybe the audience may have got behind it but alas it was just a filler match with no consequences.
Honestly, WWE. Youre supposed to be the professionals here.

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>Trained by (lists five notorious outlaws) at the New York dojo

Shut up Striker you professional neckbeard no one cares

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>>864368
>being this butthurt that based striker gets to commentate for a living whilst you commentate on based striker on 4chan for a living

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>actually caring about womens wrestling

>Nakamura, AJ Styles, Doc Gallows, Karl Anderson to WWE

WHAT THE FUCK? WWE just got watchable again.

>>864371

You mean NXT

>>864367
One of WWE's biggest problems atm is just throwing people together with little to no story behind it. Didn't help that Becky and Sasha have fought many times at this point either.

I agree about the Becky/Charlotte storyline. It's decent so far. I actually liked their match last night desu, and the crowd seemed to be into it too.

>>864237
>giving money to a shit pg tv show.
Benoit Yourself.

>>864364
Seth looks like the type of guy that Vince McMahon wouldn't want as a champion.

His size and wrestling style would make for a much more believable babyface than Roman or Cena ever would.

>>864372
styles and nakamura are going to the main roster

>>864373
Becky can get over as a face because she's got the Daniel Bryan thing - she seems like a nice person and like she's worked hard to get where she's got. She's basically doing Bayley's gimmick.

>>864376
>styles and nakamura are going to the main roster

sucks for them

>>864372
They weren't signed for NXT according to Meltzer

>mfw Aj Styles debuts in a backstage segment chasing the jobber community around backstage with a chainsaw

>>864376

> She's basically doing Bayley's gimmick.

Bayley's gimmick is being the female John Cena. Becky is being the underdog.

>>864381
>not chasing after Darren Young

WWE just gutted Bullet Club, Fuck.

Nakameme will be the Jap Tyler Breeze

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yfw they are making this an actual stable

>>864373
>One of WWE's biggest problems atm is just throwing people together with little to no story behind it.

True.

I remember when I was younger, before the internet, the only wrestling I saw was months and months behind, I would buy every PPV when they were released on video. So I never saw RAW so essentially most stables I saw, I just took as they were. I have no recollection of how the Nation of Domination, The Oddities, The Ministry, Right to Censor or Los Boricuas ever formed you know, I just saw them on random Royal Rumbles or Summerslams whatever ppv it was and just took them as they were, forming my opinions based on those events. So I guess what I'm saying is, I am used groups just randomly forming but I'm just not used to witnessing it, like Sheamus and Heath awkwardly saying their groups names, it's like when you watch a film and a character drops the films subtitles or actual title in there. It's a little weird.
I want to like League of Nations but they just get beat up by Roman all the time, they suck.

I really like Social Outcasts though, I like all those guys but they never really hit it off with the audience, except for Heath maybe. But grouped together they could be strong and be something, at least I hope so.

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>>864386
>another stable to make Roman look strong

>>864369
How dare you insult me, I stand 6'3" 230lbs and hail from the harsh puro dojos of Osaka. I am a 17 year veteran trained by Jimmy 'The Outlaw' Rustles and Vanilla Kawajima. I am if course the 62nd New Japan Midgetweight Champion you stand no chance gaijin.

>>864374
You know damn well I'm not the only one. I'm just the only one with the balls to admit it.

>>864377
Yes.. because making lots of money sucks big time..

>>864382
Becky does the whole quirky hipster thing, I thought that was her gimmick. I mean steampunk in the WWE, ffs. At least she kept the same punk music. Also I liked her more during that fatal four way, I don't like her orange her but I suppose if it helps her get over, fair enough.

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>>864387
>except for Heath maybe

>>864398
Dude was 8th in Superstar of the Year bruh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rR-QKx3llgg

>>864386
yung memes are not coming to the WWE

>>864386
now that they just got 2 new based fatasses how do you think Bull Dempsey is taking it

probably stress-eating tBh

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ITS SUZUKI YAMAMOTO JOHN

HES WRESTLED IN JAPAN IN A LONG TIME AND IS LOVED BY NECKBEARDS ON THE INTERNET

HAHAHA I LOVE IT MAGGLE

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>>864405
>gets KO'd by Beeg on Miz TV on his debut night

>>864386
Kama Mustafa?
Joey mercury?
Matt Hardy?
Tiger Ali Singh?
Albert?

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>>864409

>yfw Beeg was the one who eliminated KENTA from the battle royale

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>tfw Brock single handedly killed J&J Security.

Who is Brock going to injure on his RAW return guys?

>>864416
Hopefully Roman

>>864405
>implying he won't have a dancing gimmick
>implying he won't be named Happy Feet Honda

>>864416
Undertaker

it'll set up Brock vs Taker IV: this time it's personal for Mania

>>864409
I DONT THINK THEY HAVE 500 POUND GIANTS OVER THERE IN CHING CHONG LAND MAGGLE [camera cuts to Beeg standing tall in the ring with his fist raised above his head] WEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL

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Fuck the Bullet Club I just want him in WWE why why why life is pain

https://twitter.com/SashaBanksWWE/status/684513364245135362

WHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS??

>>864421
I'd cry irl if that happened just imagining all that butthurt online

>>864423

She's a huge weaboo and likes outraw wresringu

One of my favorite things in wrestling is how Big Show's theme got slower and shittier as time went on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_nPM0HhKJg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLazJKggCd0

True poetry

>>864425
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS?

https://twitter.com/ShinsukeN/status/674942559756554240

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>>864426
Just crank my shit up!

Why would wwe get literally broken old man nakamura but not hiroshi 'still got 20 more years' tanahashi

>>864431
Wish Haitch still had his long hair

you think he's growing out mutton chops again in tribute of Lemmy?

>>864433
They fell for the nakameme

>>864433
Because they already have Cena

If the title is up for the royal rumble how well they decide the opponent for wrestle mania?

>>864433
mainstream appeal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54xb9V80LGA

>>864431
He looked like utter shit in 2005
also
>no 2000 haitch

>>864438
So now they have 2 Daniel Bryan's instead of 2 Cena s

>>864439
Like a standard PPV

shit sucks

>>864439
some triple threat about 2 weeks before WM

>>864446
quality post

>>864443
>>864445
Fastlane well be royal rumble 2

>>864448
>WE'RE ON THE FAST LANE TO WRESTLEMANIA JOHN
>IT DOESN'T GET ANY FASTER THAN A 30 MAN BATTLE ROYALE MAGGLE, EVERYONE'S ON THE ROAD BUT 29 ARE GOING TO CRASH WHO'S GOING TO THE MAIN EVENT HAHA I LOVE IT

>>864451
Fastlane shouldn't exist

>>864446

And I thought /wwe/ had the most autistic gimmicks. What's this one supposed to be /asp/ie?

>>864423
Just trying to get that smark cred
>OH? IS THIS THE OUTRAW YOU LIKE IWC?
>YOU GUYS LIKE VIDEO GAMES AND EDDIE GUERRERO TOO RIGHT??
>I LOVE THEM ALL IM A GEEK! WORKED FOR AJ SO IT'LL WORK FOR ME TOO!

>>864439
It'll be Roman because there's no fucking way he's winning the rumble

>>864453
Your gimmick is like a 11 year old pretending to be drunk/high.
It's pathetic and you should stop, no ones laughing with you or at all.

>>864422
He has been approached several times, he has refused to his shit handling in Deep South Wrestling.
Based Omega

>>864457
it did until she got to the main roster.

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>>864457
nice meme

>>864473

They'll never take you back if you keep talking like that Hulkster

>>864446
>>864453
>>864456
>>864459
>>864463
>>864467
>>864473
You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.

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>AND NEWWWWWWW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION TRIPOOLLLLLL HAITCHHHHHHHHHH

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where is she?

>>864482

Binge eating

>>864484
poor paige

>jobs to memelotte twice
>off tv

>>864488
not like she was good to begin with

>>864482
doesnt look like she will be doing anything til post rumble but she was given the week off, was supposed to be doing live events and wasnt backstage at raw

>>864482
Catering

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WHERE IS CENA???

>MFW NJPW TRADED NAKAMEME AND HERNIATED DISK AJ STYLES FOR BASED CENA

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Is she the new face of the divas division?

>>864494

She's the underdog troll Daniel Bryan who will always come close but never actually win "the big one"

So why does the same cross picture come up twice in Sheamus's intro?

And what's the deal with Hashtag Social Outcast?

>>864496
>hashtag social outcast
WWE trying to include the smarks in their social media

>>864496
18+

>>864494
are you dumb?

Was Vince on drugs last night? He looked completely lost out there

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>>864446

>http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3kkwgn_news-today-4th-december-1_fun

>24:34

>That little girl awkwardly touching Dean Ambrose back
>That awkward "yeah dean ambrose yeah woo yeah" guy

This is wierd

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Batista's wife is hot

>>864507
Hahahaha I noticed that last night because I rewound to watch Jojos ass


"yeah! Go Ambrose! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Woo! Yeah!"

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>>864512
>Tattoo

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>>864516
Best I could get

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>>864507

>yeah, yeah, yeah, awesome

what did he mean by this?

Post the one theme that would cause you to mark out the most during the Royal Rumble.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo

>>864528

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ks3st1dG4UY

http://www.wwe.com/inside/are-aj-styles-shinsuke-nakamura-karl-anderson-doc-gallows-coming-to-wwe-28508549?sf18250852=1

Kek

>>864535
cant wait for NXT bullet club
hopefully big cass and enzo feud with gallows and anderson

>>864535
>resigning gallows after firing him

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>>864528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R2XZRrZDFo

>>864579
Do you have any idea how many times WWE has re-signed guys after firing them?

>>864528
Especially when Nakamura is there:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6IP44P4GcA

>>864579
Not

>resigning gallows just to fire him

>>864528
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ6VlUpGedU

>>864585
Nakamura won't be in the rumble

>>864579
That was John "`PEOPLE POWER" Lauranitis who did that.

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Who swag here?

>>864536
*Balor Club

Whats your guys' opinion on Alberto del Rio? Whenever he hits that running enziguri it just feels so much more satisfying than most others finishers.

>>864612
he's good

his music is GOAT tier

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>kill me

>>864585

According to the signing rumors, only AJ Styles will be cleared by the time the Rumble is up.

This week's Smackdown

>* Mauro Ranallo and Byron Saxton make their way down to join Jerry Lawler on commentary

>* John Cena kicks off SmackDown and comes out to a big pop. Cena cuts a promo and wants his rematch against WWE United States Champion Alberto Del Rio because of how their recent RAW match ended. Del Rio refuses Cena's request and taunts him

>* Kalisto defeated Alberto Del Rio in a great non-title match

Hopefully Kalisto breaks away from Sin Cara.

>>864623
>Cena is in Smackdown
>not in Raw
Wut

>>864624

It's the first SD on USA.

>>864612
He's great when he's not booked to shit in WWE

>>864623

>- The Miz is out for Miz TV but is interrupted by WWE Tag Team Champions The New Day. They talk about Chris Jericho but are interrupted by Dolph Ziggler, then Goldust. R-Truth and Neville also come out. This leads to a match

>* Dolph Ziggler, Goldust, R-Truth and Neville defeated The New Day and The Miz. Ziggler was the last man standing after the match

>* Becky Lynch vs. WWE Divas Champion Charlotte with Ric Flair is next.

Welp, two new stables?

>>864628

Beeg already said he's #1.

I don't see how Roman is going to win this without there being bullshit.

Every wrestler is going to want to eliminate him first, and no matter how strong they make Roman look, he can not overpower 5 guys in the ring at once.

Hell Lesnar couldn't do it, why the fuck would they let him?

>>864617
he wants to leave the wwe so bad you can tell, but good money, gets to hang out with his friends, good medical stuff, great catering, renee.

>>864623
>>* Kalisto defeated Alberto Del Rio in a great non-title match
may have to catch smackdown, ADR has shown he can do well with lucha guys.

>>864629

>An Awesome New Day

>>864386
WWE would rather sign the 40-year-old Hardy's back than ever employee their second-rate clones.

>>864629
Inb4 IC and Divas championship end in dq

>>864636
> Miz leeching off another more talented act

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here is #2 in the RR

>>864640

Nope, it was an assist from Ric.

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>Kalisto defeated Alberto Del Rio in a great non-title match

>>864646
That's even worse

>inb4 Ryback, Big Show, Mark Henry, and Kane form a stable called "the Big Guys"

>>864386
tama is wwe bound when he wants, bad luck fale is out of luck and the spot monkeys will stay where they can be spot monkeys.

>>864649
4 you

>>864649
kane and ryback would be comedy gold like team hell no.

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>>864202

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>>864655
>Roman is the second undertaker

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>>864655

Indians really love WWE eh?

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>Stop laughing at me dammit
>Not only you will defend your title against 29 other WWE superstars
>You will go in first, YEAH
>Roman comes in at #1 while Haitch comes in at #30 and retains the title

>>864655

my best frd

>>864665

AND QUITE FRANKLY I AM THE GAME

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>>864655
I love indian marks.

so if the rumble is the title match, does the winner still automatically main event wrestlemania?

Just read the royal Rumble update. What the fuck? Do what happens if Roman wins? Does he face himself at Wrestlemania? What happens if someone else wins? Who will they face at Mania?

>>864655
>curryer

>>864673
>>864672
winner of elimination chamber i imagine, or no.1 contender match at whatever PPV is happening, probably triple threat from the final 4

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LOLTNA

>>864377
>sucks for them
yeeeeeeup

>>864617
fuck off back to czw faggot

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>>864623
CE-NA

CENA CENA CENA

C-E-N-A

BIG POP CENA

>>864629
name one time a miz tv was entertaining that didnt involve John Cena

I can't believe they signed Styles and Nakamura.

WWE is fucking terrible but I'll even watch a little now just to see them. Good move Haitch.

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>>864457
Benoit yourself

>>864629

>* Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose for the WWE Intercontinental Title ends in a double count out as they brawl around ringside and to the back

Well Benoit me.

>>864663
of course the retarded animecunt is a seth rollings fan

>sethfags

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>>864692
>double count out
The shittiest way to finish a match

>>864680
>2010+6
>its showing in fucking standard definition

>WWE network is available in japan and they signed top NJPW draws
>WWE will continue to make money no matter shitty the product is

So what is Brock gonna do on Raw

>>864699

He's gonna do to Roman what Roman tried to do to him. [spoiler]Play tug-o-war with the belt[/spoiler]

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>WWE invited more meme wrestlers and the Meme Club into the roster

JUST

>>864680
What's ron killings doing in the impact zone?

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>Mauro Ranallo and Byron Saxton make their way down to join Jerry Lawler on commentary

>John Cena kicks off SmackDown and comes out to a big pop. Cena cuts a promo and wants his rematch against WWE United States Champion Alberto Del Rio because of how their recent RAW match ended. Del Rio refuses Cena's request and taunts him

>Kalisto defeated Alberto Del Rio in a great non-title match

>The Miz is out for Miz TV but is interrupted by WWE Tag Team Champions The New Day. They talk about Chris Jericho but are interrupted by Dolph Ziggler, then Goldust. R-Truth and Neville also come out. This leads to a match

>Dolph Ziggler, Goldust, R-Truth and Neville defeated The New Day and The Miz. Ziggler was the last man standing after the match

>Becky Lynch vs. WWE Divas Champion Charlotte with Ric Flair is next. Charlotte retains after an assist from Flair

>Kevin Owens vs. Dean Ambrose for the WWE Intercontinental Title ends in a double count out as they brawl around ringside and to the back

>This is their debut episode on a new network
>This is them trying to make smackdown a big deal again
JUST

>>864384
tama and omega fighting to be the leader
will be the only good thing. They are based.

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yfw Roman gets eliminated immediately

>>864711
Roman is too strong for smackdown.

>>864714
Not even memeing, I would mark if this happened.

>>864711
>Jerry Lawler on commentary
Guess I'm still not watching SD then

>>864477
That's a really fucking dank picture senpai

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>>864500
Name a milf better
>mfw you can't

>>864711
>NEW SMACKDOWN GUISE SMACKDOWN ON USA DEBUT EPISODE!!!
>WWE champ doesnt even bother to show up

MY SIDES SENPAI

>>864723
Ava Adams

>>864723
vickie guerrero
dat rack

Just got back from the TNA tapings.
Sheera got BOOED out of the building, not a single person did his taunt. Crowd chanted boring the whole time. It was glorious.

>>864729
let me guess they thought he was an arab?

>>864731
It was more that the crowd didn't give a shit about any matches after EC3 won the title.
TNA for some reason always thinks its a good idea to tape matches after the crowd is exhausted.
Everyone pretty much just wanted to go home. Not even Edwards vs. Richards was enough to get the crowd interested.
Shera did literally the same move a bunch of times, which started the boring chants.

>>864673
Roman retains at the Rumble and will fight Jhon

>You never beat me Roman and all those people around here paid their good money to see me whoop your ass
>Fight me Roman, fight me
>two faces and Roman getting buried in the mic against Jhon until Wrestlemania

>>864714
>hometown
>eliminated immediately

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http://www.wwe.com/inside/are-aj-styles-shinsuke-nakamura-karl-anderson-doc-gallows-coming-to-wwe-28508549

>The office of WWE COO and EVP of Talent Relations Triple H declined to comment on the rumors for WWE.com.

>>864708
They didn't invite the meme bucks though

>>864741

Why would they even allow wwe.com to report on this if there is no comment yet? It's obvious that it's all but confirmed.

>>864742
thank you hhh and vince.

>>864745
>>864745
>>864745
>>864745
Next thread :)

>>864746
lad...

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>>864680
Magnificient.

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>>864746
Why am I aroused

>>864735
They did all that just to put the belt back on EC3?

>>864751
It honestly was a waste. Not even storyline wise can it be justified.

>>864680
I thought he was making a joke about changing the channel at first.

>>864754
How was bennett and maria?

Is 300 not the bump limit anymore?

Based /wwe/ putting boards over

>>864778
it's been 310 since we got here

>>864777
Generic. Came off as a very bottom-level indy segment.

>>864781
Not surprising. Bennett is garbage.

>>864779
It was 300 before we got here ;^)
based /wwe/

AAAAAAAAAAAND 310

>>864791
Real
>>864791

>>864793
going to use the porn one 2bh

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>>864714
yfw it's hardcore championship rules during rumble and we get 5 champions in one night.

>mfw fella will be champion again
>mfw beeg will be champion
>mfw ONE MAN BAND will be champion

>>864645
Would mark impossibly hard.

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>>864174

>>864793
> the state of B the Kuck

What happened to Dolph's selfie stick gimmick? Do they expect us to forget about it after using it for like a month and a PPV?

>>864482
back at her slime hometown hopefully

>>877711
Why did you respond to a post that's over a week old?

>>877713
does it on purpose

let me just close this out for good

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anyone remember when these were a thing?

>>872528
still would.

>>864787
bennett is one rung above where he should be because of maria.

>>877742
Oh and according to the dirtsheets maria was the reason why bennett got invited to the NJPW tour.

>>877743

>>877744
so many years in wrestling and she cant wrestle.

Cool

>>877743

lemme end this right here, night lil fred