Her tits were great yesterday
The next WWE world heavyweight champion.
>rumble ends with Dean winning
>when his music hits Seth pop out of nowhere
>his injury was fake all along
>Roman wants his rematch
>Seth wants a rematch for the title he never lost
>Shield Tripple Threat TLC match at Mania
>Seth comes out at winner
>Shield bonding moment happens when Trips tries to make Seth his little puppy again
>Trips gets Speared, Hit by a Dirty Deeds and at last with a curb stomp
>Shield starts killing people again until Extreme Rules
>At Extreme Rules they get called out for a match against a unknown team
>Turns out to be El Generico, Kenta and DeVitt starting the Indie Invasion angle
They'll flop and will be midcarders 4 life and you know it
Nakamuras work is "too unsafe" and will be forced to do shitty boring moves and AJ will probably not be allowed to do Styles Clash because some fags are too stupid to not tuck their head in
>owens vs. styles/nakamura
>neville vs. styles/nakamura
>cesaro vs. styles/nakamura
>smo joe vs. styles/nakamura
>zayn vs. styles/nakamura
>balor vs. styles/nakamura
>cena vs. styles/nakamura
>orton vs styles/nakamura
>lesnar vs. styles/nakamura
all these exciting new matchups.
i really want this to go well.
But you're right about everything else desu senpai.
Never really understood how they treat call ups.
>creative does literally nothing for you, or worse, gives you a cringey gimmick
>wait only a month
>yeah well you're not getting popular so fuck you we're done pushing you
Well then I guess they'll waste no time making them look like jokes.
These two guys signed with World Wrestling Entertainment. Therefore discussion of them is 100% relevant.
Get over it neckbeard, you'll get some one day.
I'm referring to how NXT callups "flop" because, as you said, they're just given a pseudo-push for a month, or like how Reigns is flopping 'cause he's being given every opportunity possible and he's still only lukewarm over
One important thing about the RR is the equal spotlight for every participant and not on the current champion. Now the focus is on Roman because he carries the title in that very match. it's now a match to take the title off Roman rather than the mystery man at WM.
It'll be good I hope but they're trying so hard to emulate Austin vs McMahon because the '99 Rumble was similar too.
Seriously Vince will die before he gives up on Roman.
>it's suddenly 13 years ago
>it's 5th of January and no one can really predict who will win the Royal Rumble
>because no one seems fit to do so
last year we all knew it's gonna be Le Deg-Deglare Man, two years ago Batista, but this year I just see no one really fit to win it
He's over, sure. The circumstances which lead up to it are quite suspect.
>literally no other star power around
>remaining members of the roster are made to look pathetic so there's no one else to cheer for
>Vince had to unretire his character and personally get involved with Roman on screen
>has to stand tall every single raw
I don't think it even took BMJ that much. It's absolutely ridiculous how hard they're trying.
And the funniest part of all this is that his push is doomed to fail. Either he flops on his own or creative will screw up like they always do.
>"I usually drive with Dolph Ziggler and Zack Ryder. They're fun guys and Dolph has been trying to do some comedy, so he's funny. He's so funny. He's so quick witted, so it's definitely something I think he'll be really good at." The Miz continued, "I'll ride with whoever. If Dolph needs a ride, I'll give him a ride. I had so much stuff when I was first coming in with the WWE that I was like, 'alright, I will never be this. I will always try to be nice to everyone.' You kind of learn your lesson. Back in the day, I was from [MTV's] 'The Real World' and when you're from 'The Real World', you're not supposed to have any talent. You're not supposed to be able to do anything. You're a reality star. You're nothing. You're a nobody, so you have to kind of walk over into the WWE where it's almost like a fraternity, not just with the Superstars, but with the audience as well. So it was kind of one of those things where I had to elevate myself and prove myself day in and day out and I'm still proving myself to Dolph."
>Look Maggle, it's the Indie Club in full force and they're heading for the ring!
>Roman Reigns is in big trouble Maggle.
>Roman Reigns just speared the entire Indie Club at once JBL!
>My God, he's setting them up for... for...
>Have you ever seen such a display of power JBL? Roman Reigns defeated the entire Indie Club in a matter of moments.
>trying so hard to emulate
That's about it anon. For a year and a half now it's just been a comedy of errors as they try to copy other wrestlers' stories.
>let's give him the John Cena push where he wins all the time but is still somehow the underdog
>fails and Seth has to cash in
>let's try the Daniel Bryan story this time. He only got over by accident anyways amirite?
>Fails because he's not popular enough to warrant continuous fan support
>I know, let's try Stone Cold next. All it took for Stone Cold was beating Vince up once in awhile, it will be easy.
>Mixed reaction at best
He legitimately doesn't know how to make stars, does he?
Shinsuke outraw Nakamura jobber for life.
Aj (packed) styles dead after his first match for being gook kicked in the head so many times
Kevin obese owens dead at 40 mad cow disease
The Ryback 40 time world champion, hall of famer by next year
all his top guys were pretty much by accident
>probably Vince's best guy, really made him big but he was already kind of a big deal
>no intention to push him, forced by Kliq, still made him job for ages, 2 years after 3:16 he finally got the belt
>tried to make him a face, die rocky die, had to turn him heel
>tried Orton, failed, tried Batista, pretty over but not massive, moved onto Cena, hit the jackpot.
Meanwhile we have classics such as
lowest drawing champ ever
>Shawn Michaels and Bret Hart
didn't draw really, would never have got the belt if not for steroid scandal
pretty good, deserved his monster push but bailed two years in
In the PG era definitely. Guarantee its been damn near the same discussion for the last 8 years.
>oh fuck the fans already do I really have to push _________?
>but my handpicked guy is right there, why does no one cheer for him?
>Well if that's how it is, I'll make sure they have no one else to support dammit!
Which is why more and more older fans seem to be tuning out. We've been down this road before. And no one wants to put up with the next 8+ years of the guys they like getting sacrificed to le ramen empire.
Ratings went close to all time lows towards the end of last year, and I'm pretty sure most people in these threads stream WWE
Speak for yourself anon. The latter half of 2015 saw repeat record breaking low ratings. So actually a shitload of people stopped watching.
After Summerslam last year, I myself can only manage sporadic viewing.
Which is why it's never going to get better. They will never change because they don't have to.
0 competition, and with the network/Hulu, not even gutter low ratings will light a fire under their asses.
>It's a maggle plugs the network episode
>signing gooks that can't speak english and 3 nobodies just to please smarks
Triple H really is working the fuck out of smarks. Can't wait for these guys to fail so i can watch the butthurt on the internet.
>it's a Ric Flair backstage segment endorsing his son episode
The Lex express was pretty good compared to whatever Roman's got goin on, but I see your point.
>Lex fumbling over words
>Average in ring but all about the look
>Awful on the mic
>got a nice pop last night
>chants for her during the match
Is she finally over?
Omega pinned Nakamura in a tag match with Styles! Yoshi-Hashi tagged with Nakamura.
Then Omega one wigged angeled Styles after the match, then BC ran down to stop Omega, until Styles got up, then Bucks and Omega triple super-kicked him, then after Anderson, Hall and Gallows 2Sweeted the others, they started beating up AJ!
(Tonga, Fale and Taka weren't present for this I think)
Omega just said they're firing AJ and he's going after the IC Title! He's a Heavyweight!
YoshiTatsu has to say: Huh... Naa yeah... I don't know.
Wait, Omega just hit the Styles Clash on Styles, with super kick assists from the Bucks!
You really should consider having sex at some point.
Only virgin I see here is you anon.
You're the one just repeating the same buzzwords over and over like some autistic parrot. Most likely because you have nothing better to do.
>signed to WWE and headed for the main roster
Keep getting triggered neckbeard. They're relevant to the general now, but your posts are simply fedorable.
>fanboying this hard
Is there some part of "Signed with WWE" that you don't get here?
It's unbelievable how easily triggered you are.
If I try using full auto it won;t cycle unless I let the wrestlers will be 2 Royal Rumble its just a bunch of people lacking these attributes and you're necks posture up and somehow launching the Austin 3:16 would've never become a bunch of wrestlers to a milf Ebin trole xDDDDD Shaking my head when rolling
>You really should consider having sex at some point.
I heard Vince died in a promo on Mankind, and his training wheels Old general had an attractive charisma, but her boring sulk face fails to complement her 5/10 looks
>sign Nakamura so that D Brys fans won't throw a tantrum when he doesnt win RR when he returns because he'll have a 20 minute program with their jap #swaglord favorite Nakameme lined up
Dam vince is a genius brehs
Was Vince not just cherry picking the one who randomly brought Kevin Owens?
>WHO HYPE FOR MUH NJPW MANLETS COMING TO WWE
>This is after these outlaw wrestling cucks were telling everyone that NJPW is the future
>Their wrestlemania did even lower numbers than last year
>They're actually "hype" for their wrestlers coming to WWE and being forced to wrestle the WWE style
>They're actually "hype" for these wrestlers coming to WWE to be forced to have a personality outside "Hey lads I can wrestle really well and do all these cool flips"
10 years of Roman Reigns are upon you and Hunter knows how to keep you in line by just signing 3 people from Japan so you can ignore the complete travesty that is RAW.
Only time I was hyped for a Jericho return was when he interrupted Miz then Bray showed up. I'd just started rewatching wrestling and was happy to see a familiar face but I soon found out that he was just a shell of who he used to be and stopped caring for him altogether.
Buy a fleshlight
Steal a sex doll I don't care, please just get a life you pathetic fanboy.
Nobody thinks your pictures of people in hats are funny.
Awww did I upset the poor little neckbeard? No retort for anything in my post so you started posting fish?
>2 days ago: NJPW is da future! WWMeme sucks!
>Now: Literally everyone important is leaving for WWE
Get worked cuckboy.
>Anderson and Festus going to Hunters circlejerk to be Finn's henchman geeks when he turns heel
This is fucking lame, all of them + Finn should be on the main roster so we can have some semblance of a decent stable
So, will this Wrestlemania break the attendance record, /wwe/?
Probably because it's a match that's been done a million times. There's only so much two people can do with each other. Becky vs Charlotte is fresh, until WWE have them face each other every week until Wrestlemania at least.
>if I repeat the words virgin, smark and neckbeard enough times, that will show him!
Also funny, how my posts didn't contain the word virgin or smark but nice of you to project your personality onto them.
>2 days ago saying NJPW is the future
>Their top stars are now leaving for WWE
I like the wrestling superstar Roman Reigns bcuz he beats all the wrestlers and walks thru the crowd (so brave!) and he the wrestling champ so that makes him the strongest man in the woooorld and he also fly like superman but Roman Reigns can beat superman he has to fight lots and lots of wrestlers in the rumble but he will of course win (fingers crossed!) love you Roman Reigns
>huffington post has had jd's videos in articles
>vince russo just stopped by the last week to shit on last weeks raw
>needing to promote on /asp/
I'm not the one who said New Japan was the future anon, so I dont know who you're laughing at.
The E needs SOME kind of star power at this point. Raw every week is the Roman Reigns show and he's literally this generation's Lex Luger.
they passed on him before that because the guys they brought in to work out too there were marking out for him, J&J security especially noble were telling them the should sign him because he had something but they passed. I think even malenko was saying to forget about what happened before that and just look at his in ring stuff that he had great potential or something like that.
>NJPW refused to let WWE show their matches on the network because they think vince doesn't see them as competition and don't want WWE taking their employees
>It happened anyway
Asians are a cancer on this earth. Hitler had it all wrong. The Jews were innocent all along. It is those slanty eyed dog eaters who are the source of humanity's pain.
Just wait. When He returns, the scum and the unworthy will be cleansed in the fires of all that is right and Holy.
>hey hunter do me a favor and get back at the jap promotion for me.
"no problem pops"
>WWE so desperate for anything resembling a draw that they're forced to cherry pick the outlaws
>When He returns, the scum and the unworthy will be cleansed in the fires of all that is right and Holy.
This is linked to wrestling right?
>Bought outlaw wrestling stars to keep down in NXT so that the smarks are still drawn to the product when RAW is rooty tooty booty black brony gimmicks and Reigns overcoming odds Cena only dreams of.
But ignore the face and he will ventually knock her up to Vince, the camera guys were also on 4chan to b8 You've never been over, so it didn't really do stuff like this (possibly with renee young as his ladder match with Cena and Taker back then so it was worth paying the Bennett tax to have weird fetishes
>WWE has no idea how to create a star, so they have to poach stars made by other companies
Quick, go to WWE's facebook page or a youtube video and post the most marky comment you can find:
Well from my point of view... I think that during the rumble match, someway Triple H will interfere and eliminate Roman Reigns and set up for a Wrestlemania match between them since Roman Reigns had history with the mcmahon family and also recently attacked Triple H.
As for the Rumble, I hope The Undertaker made a suprise entrant and eventually win the Rumble and be the champion heading into Wrestlemania and defend his title against Cena/Strowman/The Rock. The Undertaker will eventually win and at the end of Mania, he retire once and for all and vacate the title.
Another cool scenario will be Lesnar in the rumble match and Lesnar dominates the rumble match and cleared the ring waiting for the next entrant. Lights goes off. Fans expecting the Undertaker. But it's the Icon Sting who make his way to the ring. Other alternative will be lights goes off and Jeff hardy returns!
Well.... I just hope for the best.... cant wait for Rumble!
>post yfw Big Kev unironically wins the belt at the Royal Rumble
How much of JBL is an act and how much is really him?
I find this whole rich Texan thing to be really tedious.
>As for the Rumble, I hope The Undertaker made a suprise entrant and eventually win the Rumble and be the champion heading into Wrestlemania and defend his title against Cena/Strowman/The Rock. The Undertaker will eventually win and at the end of Mania, he retire once and for all and vacate the title.
I would be totally okay with this if it were vs Cena.
If he ironically won it he'd be like 1998+ WCW nash talking about how he booked himself and ruining smark dreams and shit
I'm saying he literally unironically wins it and is pushed as the new face of the company just like 94 diesel.
>I refuse to believe Haitch would actually book himself to win the title
Oh, anon. So sweet, innocent and naïve.
>OUT OF NOWHERE
>REIGNS IS GETTING SCREWED AGAIN
>SUPERMAN PUNCH TO MCHMAHON
>THAT'S SCOTT ARMSTRONG
>SUPERMAN PUNCH TO ARMSTRONG
>SUPERMAN PUNCH TO SHEAMUS
>REIGNS HAS DONE IT
>I refuse to believe Haitch would actually book himself to win the title.
I legitimately want him to have another run.
Heel champ haitch is the best.
Don't tell me you didn't dig his title run in the RA era?
One of the biggest appeals for me watching the rumble is knowing the final four will be and this year they just gave it to us for free. What's the point? Just start the match with Cena, Lesnar, Reigns and HHH in the ring. Let the other 26 jobbers find something else to do.
>I refuse to believe Haitch would actually book himself to win the title.
ive been laughing for 5 minutes now because of this "yeah dean ambrose yeah woo yeah" guy
never heard someone chant more disappointed than him
If Brock wins it then we're just going to get a Rock vs Cena II kind of shit and I'd rather we not get that and get an actual new match up.
Haitch can still go, and if the match is no dq it will be good since roman is better off in no dqs right now since he still lacks a diverse moveset for long matches.
>only credible choices for the title are 2 veterans past their prime and a part timer
Fucking pathetic. Every year you think the rumble can't get worse and every year it does.
You're actually right though, the other 26 shouldn't even bother showing up. Waste of our time and theirs.
THERE HE IS AGAIN
He wants a high 5 from fatty but is all like yeah ambrose yeah when he is literally on screen next to him and touching his belly
did we find the ultimate /asp/ie?
Tbh I don't think anyone is good enough to be over on wrestling alone, but you're right. They seem to be saving her for bigger things, judging by her absence from the the last couple of shows.
1. HHH wins the rumble and the main event is him vs. Reigns for the title.
2. Reigns eliminates HHH, HHH gets butthurt and pulls him out. Reigns vs. HHH non-title match with Dwayne in Reigns' corner
3. Brock wins, Brock vs. Cena for the title.
4. Cena wins, Reigns vs. Cena for the title.
5. Reigns overcomes the odds.
Rank these from most wanted to least wanted.
The same trips that went over Lesnar after his big return and fucking STING in his first match
3 in combination with 2 > 1 > 5 > 4
Cena could carry Reigns in a match, if Reigns overcomes the odds and doesn't face Cena or Bork, the only draw is if Seth comes back, which he isn't ready yet.
>yfw they recreate nwo with the bullet club only for DX to return again and bury them
>bullet club vs new day will happen in you lifetime
Can't wait for the inevitable "Woods and Omega recreate Dragonball scenes" segment
Who will inevitably defect from Team WWE to Team Bullet Club?
>Get world famous wrestlers who have become famous for high risk, exciting moves.
>Make them change them to homogenized generic "WWE style" boring moves
>Wonder why their fans don't follow NXT.
>"if you hate WWE so much why don't you watch other promotions"
>start watching other promotions
>get invested in their talent
>WWE signs all my favourite talent
>This was a feud that I was looking forward to and it will literally never happen in my life time.
Does anyone have a link to the recent Wrestling Observer Radio uploads?
dailymotion or youtube is fine
if you could go one better and give me a twitter or website that i can refer to in future to find uploads i'd appreciate it even more
the difference is that denaeal bryan is actually god unlike shitlord reings
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