/wwe/ general #1719 It's Happening Edition

You now remember the time Heath Slater beat Seth Rollins because Dean put a bunch of crap in his briefcase.

Why watch this when you could watch Cena vs Reigns?

The only thing stiffer than that match will be my dick

>>863025
18+

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>NXT is coming to my town

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>hey vince wat kinda promo u want
>just give me the rock circa 2012
>say no more

>>863032
>tfw Jericho is your favorite of all-time
>tfw Jericho continues to tarnish his legacy

>>863037
ROOTY (COOOOKIEEE)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFzm8pjE3sk

>>863042
They show these shitty videos at house shows. Honestly embarrassing.

ONE

VERSUS

ALL

BUHLEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DAT

>>863045
> One Versus All
> spent almost all of his career in an alliance of some kind

lol Reigns

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>reigns
>trips
>strong wyatt family
>stromg LoN
>Jericho
>Bork
>inevitable Kurt Angle sighting

Going to be a good royal rumble lads

>>862874
plz respond

>>863049
They threw the shirt back at him, like at One Night Stand 2006.

>>863048
>Roman going over the whole roster is good
'no'

>>863020
AJ vs Finn in a battle of former Bullet club leaders would go down well at the next non full-sail NXT special

Shame we cant get Tana vs Cena tho desu

Who's going to see the NXT tour this February?

>>863057
Where was Cena tonight? He was suppose to be on Smackdown this week, but they made zero mention of it on RAW.
Reminded me of when Punk walked out and they avoided all mentions of him the night after.

>>863057
could be the main event of the mania NXT takeover.

>all these outlaws coming to WWE
Oh great, more guys to get injured

>>863037
Don't worry, he'll make it all right when he wins the rumble

>>863060
bought tickets to the NXT takeover during mania.
Got lucky and got primo seats.

>>863064
And yet when they wrestle outside of WWMEME they don't get injured nearly as often.

How was Raw tonight lads? I heard the jobbers united

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http://strawpoll.me/6455103

Dolph doing the stomp now triggers me 2bh

If it's not his finisher he shouldn't do it

>>863061
Scale of 1-10, how fucked is WWE if Cena pulls a punk and just leaves?

CAN THEY FUCKING STOP WITH ROMAN DEFYING THE GOD DAMN ODDS ALL THE FUCKING TIME?

>destroys all 4 LoN members on a weekly basis at the same time
>pulls through a stacked special referee match
>is going to fucking beat the entire roster to retain his title
>cucked Cena's return with his own feud
>kicks out of finishers

We fucking get it. Was it necessary to ruin the RR for him 2 years in a row?

>>863064
They're more likely to be doing the injuring than getting injured desu

also didn't one of the divas use the Styles clash, or something similar a few years ago? not that WWE would let AJ do it given his history

>>863070
Pretty awful.
Another lackluser Jericho return.
Slater has a new group with Axel, Rose and Bo - only segment worth watching.
Main event was a mess. Announced that Reigns is defending his title IN the Rumble.

>>863074
10 because they have no stars, at all. If he doesn't show up at Smackdown, something is up.
Probably got pissed when he heard Reigns is defending his title in the Rumble.

>>863076
>They're more likely to be doing the injuring
I doubt it if Itami is any indicator.

>>863075
It's so he seems believable vs Brock tbqh.

>>863076
>They're more likely to be doing the injuring than getting injured desu
doubt it all the indy guys have gotten hurt so far.

>>863081
>1 out of dozen meaning anything
Are you retarded?

>>863080
Guess we'll know tomorrow

>>863081
true, I suppose they'll neuter AJ's moveset and make sure Swagsuke doesnt stiff too much anyway

>>863083
>itami
>all of the indie guys

>>863084
So far 1 out of 2 of their japs got injured. Wouldn't surprise me if Asuka goes down soon to

>>863083
was just making a reference to all the guys AJ's fucked with the Styles clash desu, doubt the chances of injury will actually change for anyone indie or wwe

>>863082
He honestly doesn't and never will.

One Man Band actually won a match! Fuck my negroes isn't that awesome

>>863089
>Itami, Zayn, Bryan, Cesaro, Seth

>>863090
Oh you're one of those cunts that cherrypicks shit to seem correct.

>>863095
Only indie guy there is Itami, the rest are full fledged WWE guys now.

>>863093
>Slater got a victory of a former World Heavyweight Champion

ONE MAN BAND BAAAAYBAAAAAAAYY!

>>863093
Best segment of the night. I wound't mind seeing any of those guys with the tag belts but they won't do heel vs heel

>>863099

>Best segment of the night was jobbers forming a stable

Wew

So whats Tyler Breeze doing?

>>863110

Who?

>>863110

who cares

>>863110
On Superstars. Faced Swagger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G-hCy9n7Xg

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>>863020
>yfw Nakamura joins the league of Nations and jobs to Cena and Reigns then leaves before WWE ever clear Bryan to compete

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IM MARKING OUT BRO

>>863119
>Breeze already on Superstars
Jesus. That was faster than Adam Rose

>>863051
based crowd and based cena for always achknowleging them

>Cena missing Raw tonight
I'm worried. When was the last time he missed a show not counting injury or hiatus? When creative simply had nothing for him? Roman's going to replace him faster than expected.

>>863074
>Good goy Cena walking out
Vince could shit in Nikki's face and he wouldn't do anything. He a good company boy

>>863097
>Only indie guy there is Itami, the rest are full fledged WWE guys now.
Lol what the fuck is this WWE-tier revisionism

Bryan, Zayn and Seth were all top guys in the indies, winning multiple world championships. Bryan was even supposed to be THE guy for Evolve before he went back to WWE. Cesaro was successful too. Itami is the least "indie" guy there since he mostly wrestled for big Japanese promotions.

Just because they've had a few years in WWE doesn't mean they aren't "indie guys." Bryan even adheres to William Regal's "your wrestling career is everything you did before you came to WWE, everything else is just a bonus."

e-excuse me lads but does anyone have some lewds of becky lynch?

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>>863152

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>>863152
There's not much out there unfortunately

>>863138

He'd never walk away from the company. That's absurd, nor would he be pissed about Roman Reigns "replacing" him.

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>>863152

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>mfw vince looked online and saw smarks posting "roman can't ruin the rumble this year" and purposely changed the match because of it

http://strawpoll.me/6455219

>>863159
He would if he was scheduled to win the Rumble.
From a business standpoint, having the Rumble be for the title is idiotic in this era.
There's zero way to build a Wrestlemania feud with no real challengers. The whole point of the Rumble is so the champion knows they have an opponent.

>>863129
based smahkbustahs

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>bork back to save this shitshow next monday

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>mfw vince means roman defends it in a separate royal rumble match
>mfw there's actually two royal rumble matches

>>863167
This. WWE have backed themselves into a corner. No one poses a threat to Roman from a booking standpoint. Christ they couldn't even get the road to Wrestlemania right this year. That's one of the few things they usually do well.

>>863170
>he gets superman punched to end the show

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>>863173
>the actual Rumble is on the pre-show

Now that the Breeze angle is done do you think tonights loss could be the start of the Dolph heel turn that they wanted to do earlier in the year? Maybe go with the classic 'frustrating losing streak' angle

>It wasn't enough that Roman beats up an entire stable all by himself, won with Vince at ringside, won with Vince as special guest ref and "THAT CROOKED REF ARMSTRONG", ate two brogue kicks and still kicked out, he needs to be put in the actual royal rumble as champion, something that's not been done in 20+ years and the championship isn't even vacated.
>Implying Jerishill is winning anything
>Final four will be Cena, Reigns, Brock and Hunter
>Triple H is an actual contender to be the winner in the current year we reside in.

Getting hard to defend this kinda booking. How do you even get excited for this?

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why did he do this lads

>>863174
>Christ they couldn't even get the road to Wrestlemania right this year. That's one of the few things they usually do well.
Have you not been paying attention

>2014 WM was supposed to be Orton vs Batista, Bryan vs Sheamus and Punk vs HHH
>2015 RR was a disaster on all fronts that even the Rock couldn't get Roman over and the A+ player had to save things with the cash-in

>>863155
>>863158
>>863161
moar

>>863182

Flipping off the smarks booing Reigns

Oh look, WWE is siphoning all that great talent! It is an exciting time to be a WWE fan!

What's that? The boooking is still a pile of horse shit? All that talent will be reduced to mediocre bull shit once they leave NXT? Ok. W-what a day to be a wwe fan.

>>863187
Vince just really needs to retire. He's so stubborn that he refuses to believe people hate this product.

Triple H is coming back for the Rumble and he will win it, for a revenge match against Reings at Wrestlemania.

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>>863190

J U S T

Why does Raw have so many commercial breaks, and why are ALL of them during actual wrestling matches?

>>863192
And Voince will masturbate furiously. Because it is Vince we are talking about.

>>863188
It's far more like that he doesn't give a shit

>>863196

If HHH is champ in 2016, I'm not watching for another 10 years.

>in b4 see you next week

I have the will power to stay away from this shit product, I've done it before and I can do it again.

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>>863184
>tfw this was done before her prime thickness

>>863202
I'd rather watch Haitch as champ than bbygurl

Remember when Big E became IC champ?

https://youtu.be/VAjXc3EZbyc?t=138

>>863211

I'd rather not. 13 time world champion and 90% of those are boring shit reigns. The best case scenario here is that Reigns eliminates Triple H who gets butthurt and screws him over setting up a match, and then the main event is Cena vs. Brock III.

>>863211
I'd rather watch fucking Big Show as champ than bbygurl desu

>>863211
This

>>863217
90% is less than 100

>>863217
>boring as shit reign
What would you call Roman's reign?

>>863225
>What would you call Roman's reign?

Given that he hasn't been champ for a month and this is only his first reign I don't know. Either way if Triple H main events wrestlemania I won't be around to know how his other reigns go.

It's a choice between shit and shittier.

>>863208
Becky is in no way thick.

>>863230
see >>863161

>>863232
stop

>>863227
It's his 2nd reign.

And he's a boring wrestler which is probably his BEST aspect

>>863237
I like him :/

>>863230
There is a current trend of girls being rail-thin to the point they have a completely flat ass, flat chest, no muscle and a gap between their legs. This is seen as desirable by some. You can forgive people for using thick to describe people who have some fat and are at least toned.

>>863237

It's his first true reign, and he may be a "boring" wrestler but the booking isn't doing him any favors.

Maybe it's time you just accepted that this company isn't geared towards your interests anymore.

Break Ric's legs please , I don't want this old fuck wooooing on my TV every week.

>>863242
Anon if he's young enough to be champion he's young enough to be on tv

>>863241
Even if Reigns was booked perfectly, he would still be poor in the ring and disastrous on the mic.

>>863240
becky isn't fat fuck off

>>863076
>his history

Because AJ makes people tuck their heads

>>863249
What the fuck are you on about you stupid cunt.

>>863249
Anon he said she had some fat, not that she is overweight

>>863253
fuck you

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>Ryback vs Big Show
#getoffmytv

- Roman Reigns
- Chris Jericho
- Bray Wyatt
- Erick Rowan
- Luke Harper
- Braun Strowman
- Dolph Ziggler
- Ryback
- Big Show
- Curtis Axel

Of these guys, who you got to win so far?

>>863261
Shit selection, but I'd go with Wyatt with Roman as my second choice. Out of everyone, I'd choose Lesnar with a surprise appearance or Dean had he been built up better over the last month or two.

I wonder if the winner of the rumble getting the title is in place to keep Lesnar or Reigns from the pin at Mania. Think about it...

A wrestler, let's say Heath Slater, wins the rumble and title. Loses to Brock at next ppv. Gets rematch at mania. Reigns also gets title rematch at mania. Slater eats pin so Lesnar and Reigns can keep looking strong.

>>863261
>Chris Jericho

I mean, they'd never put the belt on a part timer,

right? RIGHT?

>>863261
Roman

>>863261
Considering wrestling never ends they can't just put it on Roman right? There is no one left to conquer other than Brock or Cena. It won't be Roman vs Cena. It's most likely Roman vs Brock. Unless it's someone random like Ambrose.

>>863271
The next decade will be Roman winning the title, getting beaten in dirty finishes then winning the title back. There doesn't need to be a credible threat as long as you can have le screwjobs and interference.

>royal rumble
>roman is only one left in the ring with #30 to come out
>5...4...3...2...1...BZZZRT
>you hear this
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkE_HEtI0gA
How hard do you mark?

I want a Xavier vs Y2J fued with based woods going over at Wrestlemania.

Who New Year Dash here?

>>863234
Thick doesn't mean fat

Based Bucks and Fale gonna beat the fuck out of Memescoes and DVD man for those NEVER titles.

God I fucking hate Cheeseburger.

Why is he even there?

>>863293
and thick doesn't mean flat.

Okay so i turned an Slater mark.

What are the must watch Slater matchs?

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>>863299

>>863299
No such things, just watch the upupdowndown's and swerved's with him in them

Based Jay White blowing the fuck out of Ricochet.

More like Shitochet.

WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>Juice Robinson

Fuck off. I hope Jay Lethal fucks him up.

>>863294
why would the bucks be competing for Never tities? It's probably for lower card dudes like Mascara Dorada and all them

>>863305
HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY

>>863307
Gedo probably wants to get the titles off Yano. It's the main event, so it should be good.

Based Bullet Club blowing the fuck out of Makabe and Honma

>no buffering during intermission

Oh, fuck you Tiama you cunt. Fuck you.

Based Machine Gun telling everyone how hungover he is.

>sheamus pinning reigns
>vince doesn't count and instead makes another ref run out from the back
what the fuck.

God damn what a shit ending to Raw. Way to suck all the anticipation out of the Rumble. Fuck.

>Heath Slater beat Dolph Ziggler
>Heath Slater is now in a stable with Adam Rose, Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel

am i wrong to be fucking hype for this job squad 2.0 shit? i mean, they're going to turn face pretty quick right?

>>863261

Right now, it's obviously fucking Roman.

Depending on when Roman comes out, and who else gets added, that could make things interesting. By interesting, I mean "Brock Lesnar wins"

>>863325
>i mean, they're going to turn face pretty quick right?
Hopefully. WWE now has, what, 5 heel factions? And no proper face stables to feud with them so we get cobbled together trash like The ECWs and The Romans.

>>863284
not so much, seeing a crippled man walking down the ramp

>>863329

They've got New Day, Wyatts, Authority*, League of Nations*, Job Squad 2.0, Cosmic Wasteland.

So that's 6. Out of all of those, the most likely team to turn face is Job Squad 2.0, and I'm guessing they go up against New Day first off. Then again, I feel like a Wyatt turn is coming. Maybe not full face, but they're definitely going after The Authority after Wrestlemania.


*sort of the same thing?

>>863334
Yeah I wasn't counting the Authority since it's literally just HHH and Steph now.

>>863335

I think The League of Nations are basically their attack dogs, a bit like how The Shield were used.

>>863322
>not being hyped for Haitch coming out at 30 and deservingly winning the title
baka

>>863257
I really wanted that match to be Meathook > Shellshock > Pin

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Sounds like another RAW where I just youtube 2-3 segments.

>>863299
I remember there was a shockingly good match he had with Zack on a C-show like a year or two ago

>>863020

get rekt japfags

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0104/606343/wwe-targeting-aj-styles/

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why does roman still walk through the crowd?

Anybody else feel like Vince is just going through the motions on tv now? Seems like he's lost a lot of his old charisma. His heel performance just isn't believable anymore.

>>863351
Why does Romans still exist

>>863353

i love how they added in fake audience reactions and edited it to look like the opening segment last week was that was shit live and the audience had zero reaction, especially when vince was pushed lol

they made it sound loud as fuck

instead it was dead and cringeworthy as fuck

wait, is yesterdays raw not up on watchwrestling yet?

>>863360

im already past the owens match

cooking some hot wings so im starting to live blog now

its shit as fuck, this entire angle is so lame and cheap

its not even clever at all


...now its a titus vs stardust match out of no where

nice to see RAW is still booking shit filler just 3 weeks from the Rumble

>>863353
It's the opposite: he's trying as hard as he can, but he just doesn't have it anymore.

But at least he's making bbygurrrl look really, really strong

>>863339
You know, I was happy for Roman to be champ heading into WM and facing Cena or Bork. But I really don't want him to win the Rumble again. It's so fucking unnecessary. At this point I'd be happy for anyone else (except Sheamus) to win it.

>>863334
Cosmic Wasteland are basically JobSquad 3.0

>>863362
all the links give last weeks raw for me.

>>863362

oh look its a bekcy vs flair match

welp i can just go ahead and end this entire first hour

thankfully the divas match is over at the start of the 2nd part

Oh fuck, AJ blown the fuck out.

BASED
K
E
N
N
Y

>>863366
check a torrent site

>>863366
It's definitely this week's Raw on there. I think you're just getting confused because it's the same shit every week.

>>863367

no wait, now its a ryboch match vs big show...skip

now bray is out here to fight the guy nobody cares about

>at the rumble match we're gona do exactly what we did last year and team up to take everyone out in the rumble...nobody cares


oh wait, now its a leage of faggots match vs the shitsos....another skip

now its here to fool the world vs slater...jesus christ fucking shit

entire 2nd part skipped

>>863371
damn nigga find another hobby

holy shit shitty ass fucking texas dead as fuck for the new day

RPG vice theme sounds cheap through arena speakers.

>>863370
unless vince got arrested twice, then its a new episode.

>>863373
Crowd was completely dead all night from when Slater came out onwards.

>nobody has ended a fight with me

>did ambrose forget the TV monitor?

Jericho is basically Shawn Michaels but not completly burnt out or a massive douchebag. Too bad he's got the metrosexual vibe even worse than Michaels does

>>863371
Good thinking, I wasted 2 hours watching this shit.

>>863374
Here you go
http://watchwrestling.in/watch-wwe-raw-1416/

>>863373
New Day was getting crowd reactions though.

>>863364
>I was happy for Roman to be champ heading into WM


...why?

I can't believe you WWE fags are talking about shit-tier Raw when god-tier NJPW is on right now.

Pathetic. This board is embarrassing.

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>>863380
wheres the 3 part version?

>Rumble comes down to Roman and HHH
>LoN circling the ring
>suddenly
>IF YOU SMEEEELL
>Rock charges to the ring and lays out LoN
>Slides into the ring and looks at HHH
>turns and gives a Rock Bottom to Roman
>HHH picks him up and tosses him out
>final shot is Vince holding up HHH and Rock's arms
>Rock is the new Director of Operations

>>863373
I'd never thought I'd say this but they need to drop that fucking belt soon and do something

>>863383
1. It was inevitably going to happen at some point at least it meant he wasn't winning the Rumble again.
2. It at least took the belt off Sheamus.

>>863387
Why, so that Roman's Cuzzies or Retirement Tour Dudleyz can win it?

>>863385
try http://watchwrestling.uno/

>>863384

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/0104/606343/wwe-targeting-aj-styles/

>>863390
Because New Day is starting to get stale as fuck. It doesn't matter who gets it anyway the fucking belt is worthless. Have Del Rio and Rusev get it or something. Who gives as shit

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>>863391
why the fuck are there so many watchwrestlings nowadays!

>>863393
> claims to not care
> blathers on like a dummy

Every fuckin time

>>863386
Not gonna happen. You're gonna get Royal Rumble 2015 2.0 for the simple fact of them erasing the reaction from 2015 and only ever showing 2016 instead. Same way they never show Cena losing his debut match.

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Does wwe care if you re-use your same CC for another free trial ?

>>863389
1. Stockholm Syndrome.
2. Reigns is worse than Sheamus in literally every way

Are they still gonna do the Wrestlemania sign point at the end?

holy fucking shit, they literally just buried New Day to have Y2J come out and basically claim to be this years DDP in the rumble

>>863397
If you think Reigns is going to get cheered at this Royal Rumble you're as clueless as Vince

So according to reddit AJ Style is debuting at the Rumble and Nakamura is also going to WWE?

>>863393

>the belt is worthless

daily reminder the Tag match was on the fucking preshow of WM31

that wont be happening if New Day are in the picture

>yfw cena is just in a US title match at RR instead of in the rumble match

>>863405
AJ is ded. As for the other guys who knows. Maybe it's just contract negotiation tactics or they want to leave

>rooty
>tooty
>booty

wow its fucking tater tots all over again

>>863406
It'll be a TLC match. New Day (c) v Usos v Luchas v Dudleys. Dudleys win their 10th tag titles. Announcers call it a "Wrestlemania Moment".

>>863404
It won't be 100% maybe 40% at best. And they'll keep trying until it happens.

Where is it this year?

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>it's a loudly screaming "who do you think you are huh? you're nothing!" match

>>863410
Difference is Jericho has always talked like a faggot. That's just his style.

>>863410
It's nowhere close to that awful

>>863414
The location of the Royal Rumble matters about as much as the location for RAWafterMania

It's going to be a crowd of international smarks who shit all over WWE's golden bbygurrrl

> maybe 40% at best

OUT
OF
TOUCH

>>863415
What pic did you post the first time hmm?

>>863416

he literally addressed teh dropping in ratings and attendance and claimed he would fix it

this also explains why kids are filling the arena cause prices are probably cheap as fuck and nobody else is showing up

>>863415
Surely you mean a "you do you think you are huh? you're nothing!" match.

>>863413
wait are the dudleys done with Bray and his fags?

>>863413
> Dudleyz actually winning at 'Mania

Only took them 16 years

>RAW opens with a Roman promo
[can't wake up]

>>863422
>he literally addressed teh dropping in ratings and attendance and claimed he would fix it


Which is one of the most delusional things I've heard lately and I read this subreddit

>>863420

>Orlando FL
>Miami for the Raw after

>Rock/Roman/Usos town

>>863427
Reminder that last time Jericho cut a promo like this, it was his debut as shithead heel

Incoming turn from Jericho pls

>>863429
didn't he turn on Ramen and Deanetty?

>>863432
You're not supposed to remember that, it was over three months ago DAMMIT

Deano on commentary is quite enjoyable lads

next week is in Nawlens and then Ohio or something

2 black areas, New Day will be back over

>>863432
No, he was just dissapointed in himself he didn't get to save them from the Wyatt famalam.

>bubba chases after xavier after he pushes devon
>the camera doesnt follow them
>the announcers dont talk about it
>bubba jumps back in the ring to almost break up the tag
>meaning it was scripted
>but nobody talked about it

>BORK IS BACK NEXT WEEK FUCK YES

>>863392

>cole announces tonight that WWE Network is now in Japan
>literally the day after the NJPW ppv of the last match of their top stars coming to WWE

NJPW blown the fuck out

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

>>863446
get off my tv

>>863451

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTT3a3IwCxo

>Del Rio goes for a fistbump
>Rusev opens his hand
>Del Rio manages to not fuck this up and gets his right hand right on time
kek

>>863444
> WWE Network launching in Japan during Royal Rumble month

Yeah this'll go well

>roman is already the champ

if he gets disqualified for counted out he retains

>literally the shittiest of stipulations to think we'll be sympathetic

>the raw table is back up....

what the fuck owens and ambrose broke the table, since when do they set up a new one mid-card?

oh shit, bram strandberg is as big as bigshow.

>its you vs 29 other men in the royal rumble match for the WWE title

jesus fucking christ, they're literally repeating last year's stipulation

Oh shit, Slater is making a four man band?

>>863453

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVW6cN1jRRU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oo08FYlk-0M

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>Thinking Bryan will ever wrestle in the WWE again

>brock lesnar will win the rumble
>roman will get screwed to protect him
>THATS MUH LIVEFL HOOD
>ramen bork rematch
>but this time he goes over
>they try to make bork an authoritity member
>so then rawk can come out to help ramen in the main event
>huge pop in his home town
>ramen cheers

>>863065
>implying HHH won't win the Rumble

My only hope is that since they are doing anything they can to pull up ratings now that they will have some decent surprise returns to the rumble, even if they are just going to job to roman. In my dreams Kurt Angle comes back and wins the rumble so Bork can have a rematch for the belt. And Bork fucks up the shooting star press again.

>>863468
Cronin's pretty based, next time please don't post fat neckbeards here.

>>863486

>not liking dougomac

>>863476
> he thinks Reigns is getting cheered at the Rumble

go to bed Vince

Taz live getting ready to talk about NJPW joinging WWE

http://radio.com/show/the-taz-show-live/

>>863490

at WM32 dumbass

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>>863070
Job Squad 2.0 when?

if del rio got 1.5, how much do you think styles got

5 mill?

Apparently James Storm signed back with TNA instead of sticking with NXT for some stupid reason.

I wonder what AJ Styles gimmick will be.

>>863490
He will dude. Youll be there still faintly chanting Cm Punk and whining how bad raw is week after week?

>>863497
getting injured

>>863492
> he thinks Reigns is getting cheered by a WRESTLEMANIA crowd

Yeah, I'm the dumbass here

>>863493

you mean literally less than a calander year ago, and were chanting his name thru the entire roman vince promo last week on raw to where vince had to address it live?

>>863498
The only thing sadder than you being this smug in your wrongness is that you'll be just this smug next year before it happens AGAIN

>>863497

not knowing what the austin 3:16 promo is and going off on jobbers in the indies who use it

>dont ever talk bout muh lard n savior!

These Briscoe boys in NJPW are hella entertaining

social outcasts?

but they are the social media darlings.

what the fuck is this?

>>863493
I love how WWE cucks try to downplay the entire crowd wanting Bryan as just "fat IWC neckbeards" as if that makes the WWE look any better

>>863510
They've been in ROH since literally Day 1 boy

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STATE
OF
CHRIS
JERICHOS
GEAR

>>863515
Implying I watch ROH or NJPW besides this random special that actually had english commentary

>>863522
Says more about you than anything, m8

(And I don't even like the Briscoes!)

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>>863519
>that fucking vest showing his belly

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>>863527
>those jeans
>that vest
>still that jacket
>still using y2j
>making a chant out of rooty tooties

>>863531
You think Jericho misses his long hair?

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>>863532
he could just grow it back.

>>863532
I think Jericho misses a lot of things about being in his early 30s

>>863526
>Wanting to watch a bunch of shit in a language you don't even understand

LE SO INDIE JAPAN DA BEST DESU XD XD XD

>>863533
>>863534
What about Haitch?

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So he's definitely winning the rumble, right?

I wonder if Gallows and Anderson will be his muscle. Could be pretty based desu.

How do you think he'll be as champ?

Is it even possible to book a Road to Wrestlemania that isn't absolute garbage at this stage?

>>863537
did roids eat his hair?

Why didn't Vince start counting when Sheamoose hit Roman with a brogue twice? Why did they call for another ref? Why wasn't Roman just stripped off the title for beating Vince and Steph?

>>863539
only by having someone no one saw coming win it.

like big e or harper.

>>863538
Him vs. Balor on WM, with the feud due to him as a good Christian got offended to Balor's demon summoning antics.

>>863545
WWE wouldn't touch a religious angle with a 10 foot pole. They scrapped the Meximerica angle after like 3 shows and that was way tamer than bringing up religion.

>>863549
I thought in America it's okay to offend Christian but Muslim is a big no no.

>>863550
WWE still has a big audience in white conservative people though unlike other media

>>863424
Yeah they've been shoehorned into a feud with New Day since Botch Cara got injured.

>>863538
Maybe if NXT have a rumble.

>>863544

"Luke Harper wins the Royal Rumble and promptly jobs to Brock Lesnar the next night on Raw to set up Reigns vs Lesnar"

ruined.

>>863559
i'm a mastodon

>>863539
Sure, but it involves jobbing Reigns out and giving the fans what they want so Vince isn't gonna do it

>>863536
> he doesn't understand English

Actually, going by your post that's not really surprising

>>863554
winning the rumble puts you to the main event of wrestlemania.

so no, harper wouldnt job to lesnar at raw.
you have harper beat reigns buddies like an uso or ambrose, you have lesnar go against rollins at mania.

you have an interesting, fresh match at main event of mania, and you can put rollins over as a face by beating lesnar.
instead of having one road to WM, you have two.

>>863543
Vince is old and senile

>They still don't know Rollins is gonna win the Rumble

teee heeeeeeeee

i fucking hate romans 10 clotheslines in the corner spot.
it looks retarded and weak.

>>863569
> Rollins can't be eliminated because he only has 1 leg

That magnificent bastard

wait, why wasnt cena at raw?

>>863572
Do any of Reigns's moves look strong?

>>863564

except no it fucking doesn't this year, did you even watch raw last night holy shit

>>863576
getting his bullet club attire so that he can pull the Hogan heel turn when AJ, Gallows and Anderson debut

>>863576
He only works one day a week and this week he's on Smackdown.

>>863581
im watching it right now.

its the last match.

did i miss some rumble announcement?

>>863579
some people sell the superman punch well.

>>863583
goddamnit cenar.

>>863586
they could have atleast mentioned something about cena being injured by the LoN.

>Meltzer: Styles and Nakamura were NOT signed for NXT
>the money they had to spend to get Nakamura is massive compared to say Finn Balor, not going to be wasted in NXT

>>863590
wwe got nakamura and styles?

no more uncle elmer on talkin shop?

>>863581
So wtf does winning the rumble even do this year

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>>863592
They got Styles, Nakamura, Gallows and Anderson.

AJ did a farewell last night, Nakamura is probably going to drop the IC title to Omega.

>>863593
the royal rumble is for the WWE title

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>>863020
Jesus Christ, that match would be god-awful.

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>>863594
>the royal rumble is for the WWE title

Fucking stupid

>>863595
You're about as subtle as your reactionimage's push

oh the rumble is for the title?
so, what the fuck?
theres no more road to wrestlemania.

>>863594
gallows is back in wwe?
is he gonna be gallows or festus?

>>863589
>they could have atleast mentioned something about cena being injured by the LoN.
You're expecting too much.

Not to sound like the biggest smark in the world, but I might actually start watching WWE again if this happens.

>>863598
I'd imagine he'll tag with Anderson as Gallows like they were doing in NJPW.

Maybe they'll use them as muscle for AJ depending on what they do with him.

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>implying AJ Styles name in WWE wouldn't be changed because it would remind people of AJ Lee

>>863601
im expecting the bare minimum.

>>863603
this could mean good things for wwe.

>>863605
>>863605
>>863605
>>863605
>>863605
New thread

>>863606
>Has a gigantic AJ tattoed on his side.
>Has dates under it.
So are those the dates when he fucked AJ? He`s obviously keeping the AJ part of his name m8.

>>863607
> implying that "bare minimum" isn't still beyond lolWWE

>>863622
They're the birthdates of his children

>>863631
I know that I was just pointing out what the people could think of it.

>>863635
I don't think most people "think" like you /asp/ie