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ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR THE WORST RUMBLE OF THE DECADE?
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What if Vince is playing us all and delivers the best rumble in ages
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The last two times VKM has made a stipulation we got SS 2014 (Great match) and Roman winning on Raw (Better than anything he's ever done).

Cautiously optimistic.
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Will smarks be butthurt again when Jerigoat wins the Rumble?
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>>863010
>Jericho
>winning anything
top kek
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YFW AJ Styles debuts at the Rumble and wins it.
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>>863028
Would they push AJ Styles higher than Cena?
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So after being in the Royal Rumble for almost a year, do you think Curtis Axel will win it?
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>Royal Rumble comes down to #30 with only three guys left in the ring
>Bray Wyatt intro hits
>In the darkness you hear "...anyone...but you"
>Lights come up and only Roman and Bray are in the ring
>Roman spins around to immediately get Sister Abigail'd
>Bray motions to Strowman and drags Roman to the edge of the ring
>Strowman reaches over and pulls Roman up and over the ropes, slams him down outside the ring
>Bray lifts the WWE Title, proclaims that the WWE is his now
>The Authority and Vinny come out, freaking the fuck out. This was worse than they hoped for.
>The Wyatt Family beat them down, Stephanie screams so much her titties jiggle for the audience
>Follow the Buzzards, etc.

Book it better than me senpai
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>>863143
Pretty gud desu
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>>863143
A second Ministry might be slightly interesting if the Wyatt family hasn't been proved to be a bunch of clowns time and time again, especially their leader. Harper's the only entertaining one of the bunch.
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>>863143
>Stephanie screams so much her titties jiggle for the audience

Book it. Book it all.
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Big Show should win the Rumble and then win the Wrestlemania and then retire the next night on a special Big Show appreciation night of Raw
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Royal Rumble Drinking Game:

>Swig every time Roman Reigns eliminates someone
>Chug if, later on, his "champions advantage" is the #30 spot
>Chug if Dean Ambrose eliminates Roman Reigns
>Drink if Kofi does another sick near-elimination stunt
>Drink for every surprise return
>Drink (and, if necessary, sob) again the day after if it turns out that return was one night only
>Chug two drinks if McMahon somehow commits Montreal tomfoolery to cost Roman the title in the match
>Pour one for a homie that lasted <5 seconds in the match
>Drink for NXT callup entrant

Any suggestions?
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>>863143

>Rumble ring comes down to Reigns and the #28 entrant, HHH.
>Trips hits the pedigree on Ramen, getting ready to eliminate him in front of a clamoring Vince at ringside.
>Countdown reaches zero, horn sounds for #29
>IF YA SMELLLLLLLLL
>Everyone's favorite JaBrony rushes into the ring, beating down Haitch because of course Rock is gonna be face for his cuz
>Roman recovers, lines up a Superman Punch on Haitch
>Rock complements him with the most electrifying move in sports entertainment...the People's Elbow!
>Haitch rises up in a daze, stumbles toward the ropes, and is speared out by Reigns.
>Rock and Reigns stare out at Vinny Mac, who looks a bit crestfallen.
>Suddenly, Rock grabs Reigns, low blows, and rock bottoms him over the top rope and to the floor.
>Rock looks down at the fallen Reigns, smirks, then looks at Vince, who is grinning from ear to ear.
>Haitch stumbles over to Vince and gives Rock a thumbs up, then tosses him a pair of aviators.
>The Rock dons his shades and turns up his head like in his old heel days. All seems lost to the Authority as number 30 counts down.
>The buzzer sounds.

....

>*sound of glass breaking*
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>>863243
I cant decide if shes hot or not
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>>863291
I'd like this to be the conclusion of WM19's slow burn
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>>863143
Would be good especially if Beeg or Ryyb joined the Wyatts after tonight's Raw.

>>863262
>drink every time the announcers play up henry, kane or big show as legit contenders to win the rumble
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>>863243
>>863298
this broke me
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>>863291
Fuck it. I'd mark like I was 15 again.
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>>863143
One can dream, anon. One can dream.
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>>863337
Ugh her breasts
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>>863342
I'm right there with you.
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>>862983

>nobody has ended a fight with me

did ambrose forget the TV monitor?
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>>863342
And the only chance that match has of being worth a shit is if this WERE fifteen years ago
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3
2
1
BZZZZZZZT


http://youtu.be/NpoeFPPzOaU

Only way I'd mark at anything desu senpai
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Does the Road to WrestlingMania still begin at the Rumble even if the challenger isn't determined by the bout?
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>>863068
Do you think AJ Styles was only offered money? I have a feeling that all of this is a setup for Styles to win the Rumble.
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I hope HHH comes in last and eliminates Roman with his golden shovel.
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>>863445
It does when Roman loses and still gets a title shot at the Rumble anyway
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> MFW AJ and Nakamura were signed to headline at WrestleMania as the Network has recently been released in Japan to double subscription numbers
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>tfw Triple H wins the Rumble but Roman wins at Fastlane to face Triple H and win the title back at Wrestlemania and become 3 time world champion Roman Reigns!
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Vince's reaction to all of you (from last night)
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>>863419
not this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od3cjyHctjo
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>>864108

>That nice hand conceal to flip someone in the crowd off
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>>863419
one of my best royal rumble memories in recent years was when CM Punk was leader of Nexux and it was just CM Punk and Nexus waiting for each new entrant, it was classic CM Punk.
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>>864103
I forgot there was another PPV before WM, probably because the last pre-mania PPV were complete shit
>>864108
Clever Vince.
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I swear, if they ever make KO champ, the ratings are going to hit their records lows.
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>>864127
Owens is the next Austin.
Accept it.
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>>864124
tbf Roman Reigns vs Daniel Bryan was one of his better matches, in fact Reigns had everything going for him around Wrestlemania apart from the support of the fans. I actually liked this match as well as the Wrestlemania main event, it just felt bad because everyone was cheering for Brock and not him. I dunno, it made things interested at least. This is the reality era still I suppose and the that was the reality, he is the top face but then hes not really.
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>>864108

God damn it I love Vince, but God damn it I hate Vince.
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>>864130
That's the most accurate description of feelings towards Vince as a wrasslin' fan
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Anyone make a petition to prevent reigns winnin rumble 16
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>>863143
>Wyatt booking

STOP WORKING JOBBERS INTO PIVOTAL SEGMENTS OF PPVs FOR FUCK SAKE

>THE STATE OF /SP/EDDIT WRESTLING THREADS
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>>864137
Vince will just use that for the storyline.
>SEE LOOK! EVEN THE WWE UNIVERSE THINKS YOU CAN'T WIN AT THE RUMBLE, PAL!
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2015's PPVs in a nutshell.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfeGcdF2qSA
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>>864146
Can you stop posting shitty reviews of literally whos
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>>864138
2016 its going to be the year of stables m8, better have the better stable on the top
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>>862997
The rumble is always shit and has a shit ending regardless if right or wrong guy wins it. It's only entertaining for the token surprise entries.
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>>864108
KEK what is Vince doing
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>>864146
kek
I recently watched all PPVs from elimination chamber to TLC in like 2-3 days, because I stopped watching this year before elimination chamber and I had to play catchup, but I didn't wanna go through weeks of Raw and Smackdown so I said fuck it, just watch all the PPVs

and I was seriously wondering, either these shows were all shit or I'm getting tired of wrestling
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>>864123
What
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>>864152
>WWE managed to get fans to hate the Rumble before it happened

I'm actually impressed.
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Here's what's gonna happen at RR

Kurt angle comes in and eliminates rusev
Samo Joe comes in and eliminates Kurt angle
Sting comes in and eliminates Joe
Taker comes in and eliminates sting
Cena comes in and eliminates taker
Aj styles comes in and eliminates Cena
Nakameme comes in and eliminates styles
Dbry comes in and eliminates swagsuke
Roman eliminates dbry
Haitch eliminates Roman
Jericho eliminates new day and ambrose and wyatt family and haitch to win the RR
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Reminder that the Rumble is soon, so I'll be doing the Entrant Bet again. Depending on how many matches this PPV has it might be instead of the usual /asp/ Predicts or at the same time (no point doing the prediction chart for 3-4 matches). Here's the one we had in 2014.
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And 2015.
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>>864155
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itaE83q_ELc

The fact that was CM Punk got on the mic during the Royal Rumble was classic enough.
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>>864160
pls go away tripfags nobody cares
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>>864158
Jericho eliminates the Wyatt's with help from big show and Christian attacks Jericho after winning the rumble
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>>864170
Christian vs Jericho retiremant match. Y2's last match?
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>Reigns is a bloody mess
>just eliminated Mark Henry and two others in one push
>exhaustion.jpg
>#30 who can it be maggle?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YTddpjeqA4
>crowd is majorly confused
>some stand with confidence and clap while slowly nodding their heads
>some are afraid for their lives
>Reigns jumps over the top rope to the floor looks on in horror
>worms fall into the ring
>dinner.jpg
>looks at WM logo
>weird dancing until credits

9/10
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HHH will win the rumble in honor of Lemmy
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>>863291

It's impossible.

But a man can dream.
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>>864047
AJ is old, and the kids are growing, as he said his family is priority.
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>>863262
>Take a gulp each time an entrant comes out not named Daniel Bryan
>Die by #29
>He comes out #30
>Gets squashed by Hearh Slater
>Heath Slater will win the RR instead of everyone's favorite goat DB
>Feelsgoodman.jpeg
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>>864158
This sets up

Samoa Joe vs Finn for nxt title
Kurt angle vs rusev
Sting vs taker
Some TLC with luchas Dudley's and usos
Cena vs aj styles
Nakamura vs dbry
Haitch vs Roman
New gay and big show vs Wyatt's
Jericho vs Christian

Nice wrrstlemanja TB H
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>>864123
It was the SES I thought [email protected]
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Hello
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>>864192
Hah. How sick would that be?
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>>864198
Both were similar in execution, CM Punk getting on the mic in the ring waiting for next rumble entry, though I'd say nexus one was better since there were more of them to go with the strength in numbers thing, just pisses me off when it was Super Cena who ended that =/
At least Cena didn't win, if I recall it was Del Rio.
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>>864195
the order would go like this though


Some TLC with luchas Dudley's and Usos
Samoa Joe vs Finn for nxt title
Kurt angle vs rusev
New gay and big show vs Wyatt's
Jericho vs Christian
Cena vs aj styles
Sting vs taker
Haitch vs Roman

However there's something wrong with this.
Where is Dolph Ziggler, Dean Ambrose, Kevin Owens, Social Outcasts and Brock Lesnar?
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>>864235
>Samoa Joe vs Finn for nxt title
>Kurt angle vs rusev
>New gay and big show vs Wyatt's
>Jericho vs Christian
>Cena vs aj styles

Why are you listing matches that have literally 0 % chance of happening?
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>>864236
HOLD UP, PLAYA
5 HOURS WRESTLEMANIA
AND IT STARTS WITH A TAG TEAM OF DOLPH ZIGGLER, DEAN AMBROSE, KEVIN OWENS AND BROCK LESNAR AGAINST THE SOCIAL OUTCASTS
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>>864138
I bet you also bitch about how Zack Ryder should be main eventing. Take your hypocritical shit to Facebook.
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>>864251
ASS BLASTED
S
S

B
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A
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T
E
D
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3...2...1

ITS TOBAYASHI HONDA MAGGLE

HE'S BEEN WORKING IN JAPAN FOR TEN YEARS AND HE LOVES TO HAVE FUN!
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>>864274
>TOBAYASHI HONDA
kek
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>>864274
A few weeks after debut:
>JBL: He was such a big name in Japan, but was he really that great to begin with? This is the WWE. This is where he has to step it up.
>Cole: GREAT POINT JOHN!
>Saxton: YEAH!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omT0PaXYpIE
In case you haven't since this mod yet
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>>864236
Its called fantasy booking for a reason
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>the fucking Macho Man rap against Hogan
Hogan said that they made pieces before he died but i am very doubtful of that statement, there is some serious hate on the lyrics.
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>>864324
made peaces*
fucking autocorrect
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>>863143

>Roman, Strowman, and Bo Dallas in ring
>I am pushing Bo hard as fuck so after being in the ring forever he bulldogs the fuck out of Roman
>StroBro straggles that bitch boi out and drops him
>Bout to throw him out
>The Rock comes to save the day
>They fight
>Out comes Hulk Hogan
>Hogan and Rock fighting Knock others out
>29th Place The Iron Sheik comes out as Manager loses his shit yelling calling Hogan a fucking Jabrony going insane he says he convinced someone to finally come back and beat his Racist Jew Faggot ass (maybe not in those words) enter Goldberg (ironic getting a jew)
>He fucks all of them up just Rock and Goldberg left
>Lesner is 30 to get title on the deserving champ
>all is right in the world and I got to have the Iron Shiek call Hogan a Jabrony Jew Racist Faggot on TV in my dreams.
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>Though not a member of the Bullet Club, Nakamura remains one of the most popular wrestlers outside of WWE. Displaying a flamboyant charisma comparable to Freddie Mercury, but possessing the brutal strikes of an elite fighter, Nakamura roomed with Daniel Bryan years ago in California when both were early into their sports-entertainment careers. During media tours for last year’s WrestleMania, Bryan even revealed he once proposed an inter-promotional match against Nakamura to WWE management.
>their sports-entertainment careers
sports-entertainment its such a shitty way to describe what these people do.
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>>864301

>Byron saying anything
>not just sitting there smiling
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>>863291
Things that will never happen 2k16
( ´_ゝ`)
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>>864306
EPIC!!! XD
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>>864186
This.
He is doing this for big one money run so he can retire. He'll probably be upper mid card, maybe wrestle for the belt in a clusterfuck match or MITB but not win. I see him doing 2 years max.
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>>864567
not to mention he wont have to fly to japan for an extended period of time and miss family stuff, he can get home faster for a few days at least.
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>>863078
Considering he got eliminated from it the next night on Raw, no.
Or if you are a smartass that says it is not the same ring so it doesn't count, Hornswaggle has been in the rumble much longer, and Maven lasting a whole year didn't help him win it.
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>>864251
Nobody in the history of time has ever said this
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>>864570
That's not how the Royal Rumble works, anon
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>>864577
I know that. I was responding to the Anon shitposting about Axel.
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>>864578
> hating on AXELMANIA
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>>864551
'_>'
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>yfw Razor Ramon in the Rumbel
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>>863291
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>>864444
Quads fo days
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>>864595
is this a new epic s4s meme?
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>"Its chaos! The road to wrestlemania has turned into hell on earth! Who can handle this wild ride?"
https://youtu.be/a4lS9Q2lrbU
>"OOOOOOHHH MYYYYYYY"
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>>864914
>no superior Big Evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6zS6p8-1u0
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>>864915
not as iconic, although more appropriate

>dat "badasses always kicking assholes ass" though

I think if someone else sang it and it didnt have lyrics written by a 12 year old it couldve been great
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>>864916
It fitted the middle age crisis Taker. Maybe now they can afford a decent band to fix the lyrics and put some good vocals on it.
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>>864918
>cranky drunk biker dad Undertaker aka Big Evil

I loved that shit, Undertaker as a heel was always fun
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>>864274

10/10
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>>864291
I liked the one from the thread a couple days ago too, Sushi Mitsubishi, with his samurai kick.
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So Storm is no longer on WWE.
will you miss him /asp/?
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>>863143
>New Day comes out together somewhere in the middle of the Rumble
>they're all eventually eliminated
>Reigns wins the Rumble
>his music hits
>Reigns celebrating in the ring
>confetti everywhere
>suddenly the timer starts back up
>due to the New Day shenanigans earlier, technically two eliminations/entrants didn't count
>Daniel Bryan comes outs
>massive pops
>Reigns soundly beats him and tosses him over the ropes
>but wait, there's one last entry left
>it's Finn Balor
>he takes it to Roman, but is having trouble eliminating him
>announcers are hyping up Balor like he's some sort of underdog rookie chasing his dream and achieving the unachievable for someone like him
>does typical underdog rookie mannerisms, looking shocked at how close he is to almost eliminating Reigns, his face almost in tears because he can taste it
>suddenly his face turns blank
>Balor holds out his hand and points and finger gun gesture as Roman Reigns
>suddenly AJ Styles, Gallows and Karl Anderson rush the ring and utterly destroys Reigns
>it's the Royal Rumble, technically there's no real rules set (or at least inforced) about outside interference
>Balor orders his boys to dump Reigns' body out of the ring
>Balor holds up the title as the Bullet Club carries him on their shoulders
>The Authority looks on from the entrance ramp not sure what to make of this, on one hand they don't like Reigns, on the other hand these guys just made a total mockery of the Royal Rumble with their interference and they look like a way more dangerous threat to the Authority than Roman Reigns ever was
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>>865425
the delusion of the IWC in one post, ladies and gentlemen

>pushing an NXT guy that has been in the company less than a year to the WHC and main event in the showcase of immortals

You have somehow surpassed the stupidity of Cesaro/Owens marks and at least Owens has the stuff to carry that title in the first place.
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>>865438
Who is Kurt Angle? Who is Brock Lesnar?
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3..
2..
1..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUNeQ_w5d7M
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>>863143
Cringed at your post
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>>863143
>Batista wins again
>free beer and whole tomatoes given to everyone in the audience
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>>864103
Redditors like you must be shrieking at the thought of that
>>864137
Kek
>>864160
I guess I'll go with #30
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>>864160
I remember entering one but I dont recall how this one works...care to explain steve?
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>>865446
One is someone who doesn't draw, the other is one who has two moves.
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>>865467
>said the tripfag that likes to take credit for shitposting
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We're guaranteed a Reigns, Triple H, Jericho, Lesnar, and Cena final. The whole match is just going to be another "Look how strong Roman is" as he spears guys over the top rope for an hour. So much potential for a good rumble and they ruined it with Reigns.

Haitch wins just for a Wrestlemania match with Roman. Brock fights Rock at mania too.
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>>865493
Ha, like you get to choose.

>>865638
Simple really. I collect your names the same way as /asp/ Predicts and use a RNG to determine everyone's place. First we only did the first 30 people, then so many people wanted in, we did 60 people (for the tag team edition). I figure this year HAS to be the Stable Edition, 4-5 people per entrant.

> Who 16-masterrace here?
Y'know, shit like that.

Winners will be the ones who's entrant wins, simple.
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>>865667
Sounds simple enough, thanks!
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The luck of the draw hasn't been good to be, since first year I got #26 (not bad) who was Ryback and the next year I got #7 (eh) who was Sin Cara.
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>>865667
Alright so when do we get assigned entrance numbers
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>>865719
I'm gonna open it a day earlier than the /asp/ Predicts (assuming I'm doing that, depending on the amount of matches we have this year). And I'll be adding the names as I go along, on Saturday / Sunday.

What's going to happen is the first 30 guys fill every spot, then the next 30 will be divided to their spots, I want even numbers. So it pays to get your name in as soon as possible.
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>its another Best of NXT episode
I wanted muh NXT not this re cap of the 2015
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They used footage of the Cm Punk vs Taker at this Breaking Ground episode, could the bridges be restored? Also, Cena is kill
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>>863291
I'm hard
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>>866302
Steve Austin is now the only choice to save this WM
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>>866339
He physically cannot wrestle anymore

Let it go
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>>866343
He doesn't need to wrestle tho, just appearing will help sell tickets
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>>865657
Nyx cena now. Jesus christ,
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>>866347
isnt that pretty much a gaunrteed? he was in the ticket release party and has/had been doing a lot of the promotion around dallas for it.
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>>866380
Well fuck, if they are overexposing him then the non-wrestling appearance will not help. They need Shawn and Taker.
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>>864127
>implying he wouldnt make a great heel champ

better kill yourself while you have the chance, because it'll happen in a year or so
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>>866343

Things that prevent WWE from using a wrestler:

>racist comments made public
>murder-suicide
>ridiculously over-the-top known substance abuse

Beyond that, Vince'll drag even the dead to do his bidding. Not to mention the half-dead-who-should-have-been-granted-retirement-years-ago.
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>>865425
I wouldn't mind this. Too bad it'll never happen.
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>>863143
i could do that better actually

and >>863291 made it superbly better by making it improbably to happen

one person reply to me and I'll trump your bray wyatt plan right here, right now.

just fucking hate giving a good opinion or idea when no one is around
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>>867017
Do it faggit
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>>867023
that's all I wanted, here goes

post to follow
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>>867023
>>867017
>>867024

this is designed to build intrigue and blow up the Wyatts as a main event level heel, if only for WM and to get Reigns over a little more (OP note: I don't like reigns, never have and thought he was 3rd best in shield. just dealing with cena2.0)

>rumble starts, usual stuff happens.
>Somewhere in between entrants 1-10 a Wyatt member comes out, maybe straw for his size.
>I think #1 would be ideal to set up the plan
>First Wyatt member is wearing a funky belt like type thing. Don't care what it actually is but the purpose is so he can attach himself to the top rope
>even when thrown out he's attached to the top rope so he can't go anywhere. hands/legs free to fight back but will take some shots.
>just picture like a strong belt around his waist and maybe handcuffed to the top rope? thought about just handcuffing like normal to top rope but that would lead to an ass whopping and I want a little realism
>rumble continues on
>other 2 wyatt members enter before #20 and do the same thing on the same side of the ring.
>now have 3 wyatt members attached to the top rope and impossible to eliminate. taking some shots but also nailing anyone that gets near the 3 of them.
>multiple clotheslines over top rope result in them never hitting the floor
>ring gets full of people and wyatts around #23
>ORLANDO, I'M HERE
>Bray unchains/unhooks the other members and they now have 4 v everyone else
>eliminate people like madmen
>ends with Reigns and the wyatts.
>reigns fights but is ultimately over powered and no more than 2 wyatts get eliminated
>new champ, Bray Wyatt

>spend entire run up to WM with bray on mic, essentially taking the role of vince in the fuck you reigns camp
>promos would be amazing and they can hide reigns shit promo ability

ends with wyatt putting over reigns (op note: unfortunately). Can even have vince pretend like he made a new ministry of darkness with the wyatts to end reigns reign.
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>>867032
you can take bray face directly after this if you want but it adds a very credible heel (if built up right) AND should lead to the rumble being interested, assuming the announcers draw any attention to the plan and put over the nefarious tactics

make bray a worse dude to make reigns the guy that ends it.

never been done before but in the spirit of heels at the rumble (think lawler under the ring or Austin/Hart)
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>>867032
>>867034

and in fact it would set up the next shitty, preWM ppv:

reigns vs the wyatt family (non bray) with a title shot at WM on the line. not sure if i like that since it will have him overcome the odds too soon but maybe some help from rock/ambrose someone will make it better?
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>>867023
way to b8 me m8
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>>867032
>>867034
>>867038
I agree that Brya and the rest of the Wyatts are the only credible heels that remain in the company. The league of nations are complete jobbers and have already proved that they cannot stand against Reigns. Having the Wyatts winning recently was a good start to making them threatening again, and they can prove their new force in the rumble as you said, eliminating most of the people, even Reigns and his friends (the usos and ambrose). I don't thing they need the belt thing, if Strowman enters first for the Wyatts he can hold on in the rings until the next Wyatt enters and with two Wyatts they can practically control the ring.
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>>867070
ohhh, so you want same shit different day? 10-4

my idea is different and not done before. it shows intelligence and a plan all along, something which wrestling never has

for your idea why not even go full rumble troupe and have strawman come out first and then, GASP ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN AT THE RUMBLE here comes Rowan
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>>867078
Or let Daniel return and win the Rumble. Then we have a 10/10 ppv
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>>867090
i think i'm good with him ever coming back. it literally hurts me inside to watch mick foley walk. i feel a little too responsible for cheering that on back in the day.
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>>867090
>daniel bryan returns
>does his kicks
>takes a bump
>concussion because his bones are literally wet paper
>other wrestlers point to this as evidence that WWE is unsafe
>win their suit against the WWE for concussions
>reputation tarnished as vince is forced to hand out billions to these wrestlers as compensation for years of head trauma
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>>864175
Boogeyman was a great gimmick but he wasn't that great of a wrestler. Would have liked to have seen him get a real push at some point though
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Canadian Crack Addict mayor Rob Ford confirmed for Rumble
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>>867095
>>867190
A little neck surgery can't stop American Dragon, the fucking guy has been cleared by NFL doctors (which deal more with concussions and have more experience than the WWE doctors). So if he let him return he will probably wrestle for the next 10 years without any serious injury, he just need to stop doing the diving headbutt.
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>>867276
you missed my point. he might be medically cleared but I can guarnatee with the same level of certainty of your claims that every doctor has told him his quality of life will be effected down the road.

i don't like having that on my conscious. Seriously, watch mick foley walk sometime. breaks my heart and I cheered that fucker on like it was my job. remember vividly being in my friends basement, slice of pep/sausage/onion pizza in my mouth when Taker threw him off that cage. I wanted more, got more and now the fucker can't walk.

I don't want that guilt man. Loved me some D-bry and he did my favorite thing in wrestling too (turning with the belt) and he was an actual underdog.

having said all that I would love him to be a WM only performer maybe.....
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>>867235
he was in his 40s though
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>>867276
>(which deal more with concussions and have more experience than the WWE doctors
have you not watch the news in the last year? they are getting sued by the players a shit ton.
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>>867287
The wrestlers know what they are doing, they put their bodies on the line to entertain people. Foley has stated that he will do all they things he did all over again if given the chance, so you shouldn't feel bad, they know the risks and they take them, not because of the money but because the love from the crowds.
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>>867296
>you shouldn't feel bad
>not for the money but from the crowds

dude i get the high of performing in front of people, I do. i know he would do it all over again but it doesn't make me innocent in it. I'm older, smarter and more educated.

I don't want NFL players playing without the right safety equipment either

also I hate going back on the network to watch the shit I liked, literally is
>dead guy from steriods vs dead guy from soemthing else

too sad.


also, >>867294 ha! well played anon
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>>867293
Drago was 50 years old in Lucha Underground and was one of the best wrestlers on the show
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>>867302
maybe you are 2 sensitive for contact sports m8
>>867312
Is he really 50 years old? damn not even Blue Demon Jr. is that old
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>>867312
>>867342
drago is like late 30's he used to be gato everyready in AAA before konan and the roldans came up with the drago gimmick.
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>he used to be gato
He wrestle dressed as a cat? Lucha has weird as fuck gimmicks.
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>>867388
basically it was because AAA was sponsored by eveready batteries so they made a gimmick for them but drago under the mask because he was a good worker.
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so /asp/ what would be some good books for someone interested in the history of Professional Wrestling to look into, already read both of the biographical comics that were recently made for Andre The Giant

also any good places to watch wrestling for free?
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>>867492
death of wcw is good, comedy gold in there.
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>>867492
>also any good places to watch wrestling for free?
watchwrestling.ch its pretty good
>good books for someone interested in the history of Professional Wrestling
The books from Foley and Jericho are really good, both have shit ton of experience around the world that you learn a lot from them.
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>>867494
sounds good, everything I hear about that era sounds very intriguing

>>867509
>watchwrestling.ch its pretty good
thanks
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Will the Bullet Club pull a The Radicalz on the close future?
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i want maryse to shit in my mouth
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ALEX RILEY RETURNED FOLKS
FUCKING EXITED AS FUCK HERE
WRESTLEMANIA IS SAVED
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>tfw trying to keep up hope that the rumble might be good, but aslo trying to make peace that it's destined to suck
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>>867877
i dont think any of them will die, seem pretty clean other than alcohol.
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>>865641
Kurt Angle is a god and saying he isn't popular is not a legit argument.
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>>864120
this
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>>868915
What I mean is that they pretty much saved The Rock ass, when Austin got injured and Rocky was forced to lead the guys he only had his charisma, his technical skill was shit, thanks to Benoit, Guerrero and Malenko he could put some good matches and learned from them. Maybe Styles, Nakamura and Balor can help Reigns to put good matches and learn from them in the process.
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>>863010
>smarks
>disliking Lionheart
Are you retarded?
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>>871079
smarks like Jericho but they don't like him enough to support him as champ, he would be a shitty champ tbqh
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>>871084
I'm a proud smark and I would support the fuck out of him as champ again. He's honestly too old for it but the state of the WWE is such shit that even flabby Fozzy Frontman would elevate the product.
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>>871090
The only good version of Jericho as champ it's heel Jericho.
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>>865641
>kurt wasnt a draw

maybe during his first title run. He was the top talent in WWE soon after
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Why the fuck do they keep calling Kevin Owens a "Prize Fighter"?
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>>871105
Because FEEDING MUH FAMILY is the only motivation for a champ anyone in creative can muster.
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>>867032
I'm the OP of that booking. Yours is good but it's awful similar to mine. The only difference is that instead of the typical Wyatt spookery, it's Wyatt domination. Still works, I like it.
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>>867032
Sounds okay apart from that goofy belt idea. Just have them teaming up to survive.
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>>867287
Bryan doesn't do anywhere near as dangerous shit as Foley did.
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So any idea of how I can continue this for the Rumble now that the title is on the line? We won't get a list of everyone in it so I'm stumped.
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>>871092
To be fair that's the only Jericho we've seen as champ.

I prefer him as a face. As a heel he always feels like he's trying too hard (except for his Undisputed Champ heel run which was GOAT).
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>>871162
>Reigns
>Cena
>HHH
>Lesnar
>Someone else
Done.
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>>871165
Wait ignore Cena, forgot he was injured for a sec.
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>>871165
Yeah that's probably the best option, might add a couple more we know of as well.
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>>871165
Finn its debuting and winning the title lads, plus he will get his Balor Club backup the next day on RAW
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>>871769
>an NXT wrestler
>going over
>going over at royal rumble
>in a setting completely controlled by Vincent "I hate indie wrestlers" McMahon
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>>872083
>in a setting completely controlled by Vincent "I hate indie wrestlers" McMahon
Fuck, you are right. Just give me the fucking Roman win already sempai
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>>872083
> Balor
> NXT
> indy

u wot?
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>>871163
If there was on wrestler that completely embodied "trying too hard" it's post-2K12 Mid-Life Crisis Jericho
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>>867287
>but I can guarnatee with the same level of certainty of your claims that every doctor has told him his quality of life will be effected down the road.

Present your evidence.

> conscious

I think the only brain damage you need to be worried about is your own m8
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>>862983
Just bring big sexy back and make him jack knifed every vanilla midgit
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>>872414
If he can walk to the ring and not torn his quads...
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>>864154
>WWE
take a guess
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>>864154
You know its bad when
>Becky and Sasha have a good 20 minute match at Takeover: Brooklyn
>moved to the main roster
>Becky and Sasha have a 13 minute match at TLC
>on the preshow
>and its mostly rest holds
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There are some rumors that Iron Sheik will be surprise entrant in RR.
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>>872928
Vince hates Sheiky Baby.
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Odds of Daniel Bryan being in the rumble?
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>>872932
Didn't know that. How come?
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>>872933
50/50 tbqh
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>>872935
Where to start...
>Sheik was arrested for possession of cocaine in 87 and plead guilty
>called the police a bunch of "American cock-suckers like Hulk Hogan"
>Vince asked Sheik to drop the title he won off Bob Backlund to Hogan and said he'd owe Sheik and give him some big amount of money (I don't remember how much, maybe it was a million)
>never did
>Sheik called him a cock-sucker for never giving him the money
>Vince suspended him
>Sheik started spreading rumors about Hogan and telling everyone he's a fraud and how Vince screwed him over forcing him to give up the title
>Vince finally just fires Sheik
>don't hear from him again until 2005 when he was inducted into the HoF
>now he essentially trashes every wrestler on twitter

love the guy to death, but I don't see him ever coming back to WWE. Which is a shame because I'd love to see camel clutch vs paragon hold at mania one day.
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>>865425
>>865425

Go back to squaredcircle you faggot.
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>>872945

I'm pretty sure he was on Raw in 2012.
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>>872956
I don't think so. Last time I even heard about him was when Jinder Mahal was using the Camel Clutch as a finisher which I believe was in 2012.

Other then that I think WWE was going to make a Big Brother-esque show with old school wrestlers like Piper, Snuka and Sheik at some point and they asked people to vote on who they'd like to see in the house.
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>>872960

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PajZVOz1uQ

Nah, mate. He definitely doesn't hate Iron Sheik. You minimum wage mothercucker.
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>>865425
>the average smark wetdream
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>>872966
>doesn't hate Iron Sheik
>wrestler had to cut him off because he was bad mouthing Vince's golden boy Hogan
>never appeared on RAW or Smackdown
>no mention of him ever
>meanwhile Hogan gets to come out and shill for Susan G. Scammin as well as Cena
>no one even mentions him whenever Rusev uses the camel clutch
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>>872974

Hogan's scrubbed from WWE right now. Sheik was on Raw in 2009, I think. He's been on SmackDown a few times, too.
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>>871769
I seriously hope you don't believe this. You're only setting yourself up for disappointment.
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>>872981
i want to believe...
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>>872978
He appeared once on RAW just to do the opening with Piper and Luis Guzmán. Then appeared once on Smackdown backstage with Slaughter. Meanwhile Piper has gotten to come out to the ring and do a staredown with The SHIELD on Piper's Pit. Even Rusev and Lana got to appear with him. Hell Slaughter got to fight Del Rio and Swagger in like 2010.

Sheik just gets to appear in backstage segments where they give him only a few lines and if he starts going off on Hogan they usually pan away and try to calm him down. If that's not proof enough Vince hates Sheik I don't know what is.
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>>872997
He is not ready.
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>>873002
Is what aspect?
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>>873099
IN*
fuck
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>>872924
what the hell exactly happens that causes this ridiculous change when the only thing that's changed is their in the mainroster and in front of a bigger audience

>>872933
Extremely Small given it seems wwe wants to avoid having the fans rebel after the past 2 rumbles
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>person I want to win the rumble: Bray Wyat
>person who could actually win the rumble: Brock Lesnar
>person who probably will win: Roman Reigns.
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>>873195
>what the hell exactly happens that causes this ridiculous change when the only thing that's changed is their in the mainroster and in front of a bigger audience
They only gave the illusion that they could wrestle since their matches were rehearsed to death. Now they are on the main roster, they have little time to rehearse between house shows and fan events such that it exposes their mediocre ability.
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>>875498
That explains why Undertaker only wrestles a couple of times per year
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>>875480
i dont give a shit what these fags say, if bray wins I would mark the fuck out.
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>>873195

Lots of things. Less time to prep/rehearse, less help from road agents, a lot more control from on high and vince being vince are the main ones. Being on the preshow doesn't help either - its the death slot and most workers know it.

Also the change in audience seems to throw some people. Its not just the size but the composition - raw/PPV crowds don't pop the same way or for the same thing as NXT crowds.
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where is the download link?
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>>875500
I actually would too, Bray deserves a title reign, the bastard has been the work horse for the company since all their stars are getting rekt
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Why do they refuse to pull the trigger on a heel Ambrose?

The guy was born to be a heel and they lack a top heel so fucking hard right now. They even have the fucking setup with Reigns.

The only sensical answer is that they're afraid people will just keep cheering him but his character makes no sense as it is now.
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>>875620
Because: who will they cheer over Ambrose?

Exactly.
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>>875622
Ambrose its pretty over tbqh
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Are we gonna get the Shield triple threat this year?
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>>877875
Are you serious negro?
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Entrant predictions:
1. Beeg
2. Zack Ryder
3. Goldust
4.Fandango
5. D'angelo Dinero
6. Tyler Breeze
7. BNB
8. Charlotte
9. Kofi Kingston
10. Erick Rowan
11. Big E
12. Rusev
13. Dvon Dudley
14. Kevin Owens
15. Jamie anoble
16. Mick Foley
17. Cactus Jack
18. Mankind
19. Dude Love
20. King of Kings
21. Cerebral assassin
22 CEO of wwe
23 Terra Ryzing
24 the prototype
25 Paul E Dangerously
26 Roman Reigns
27 Cesaro
28 Brock Lesnar
29. I am currently 31 years old and I think I could be the first time and smoked and the bellas vs Xavier Woods and Waters The only thing that I had my interview and we have no problem at the time I had to be the most recent resume is that they will be able to get any better than the intended recipient of the rockies security number of people that are not the intended recipient of the rockies security number of people who have not yet received your request for information purposes and then click to open and you should not take it to the community to do is go out of town this week that the only ones are you waiting to happen with the same dildo
30 #BRINGBACKHULKHOGAN poster
,entrant #30 wins
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>there are people in this thread
>RIGHT NOW
>that dont think daniel bryan is winning the rumble to set up the next John Cena vs Randy Orton of our age: Roman Reigns vs. D-Bry.
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>>877918
Bryan returning will take the people away from Roman, Vince can't have that.
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>>877934
or vince can accept the fact that there will always be an audience he cant get to like roman, and they will have D-Bry to root for
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Do you people not realize that daniel bryan is overrated and boring?
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>>877939
>Vince Kennedy Mcmahon
>changing his mind
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>>877951
>>877951
>>877951
>>877951
>>877951
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>>877918
> Reigns as Orton

Well at least you got that part right
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>>877946
Sorry, we don't have brain damage like you clearly do. What a shame.
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How do I into pro wrestling? I used to love WWF back in the day - especially Sting and Raven - but I have been told that WWE has sucked ass for a long time. Any truth to that? If not, anything else to check out?
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>>878089
> Sting
> WWF

Uh...
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>>878089
Right, those were WCW Nitro guys. It's been a while, man and I was just a youngster back then.
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>>877955
>being this butthurt people aren't posting in the /wwe/ thread


>>877946
>still trying to force the meme of 'it's the chant not daniel being naturally attractive to the audience"
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>>877915

Reigns will be entrant 1 and (hopefully) lose when he makes it to the very end.
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>>878321
>Reigns
>lose
>dropping the title and winning it again in two months
>2 time WWE champion in just a few months plus another one last year for five minutes
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>>878326

Do you think that sounds unlikely or something?

If so do you really expect Brock to lose at rumble?
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>>878089
There has been a few good ppvs and the year of Bryan is a recent great, if you want to enjoy wrestling again, watch Daniel Bryan road to Wrestlemania 30.
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>>878166
yea im sure them using the yes chant for roman was really for bryan lol f
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>>878329
Yes because Brock needs to do a program with someone else and you can't lock up your champion and your top draw for just one match while the rest of the card goes to shit. Brock doesn't even need the belt and he'll be a shittier transitional champion than Sheamus, at least Sheamus shows up every Raw and Smackdown.

Reigns doesn't even have to toss Brock out of the Rumble, it could be his actual opponent for Wrestlemania and while I see Roman showing up at #1 or #2 he'll be ducking out half of the match after he removes the initial wave of jobbers.

Besides, do you really want Brock to lose clean at Wrestlemania?
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>>878334
> one crowd of dumb mark kids uses the chant

The evidence is clearly overwhelming
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>>878345
>> one crowd of dumb mark kids uses the chant
it was adults with smark full of new day merch trying to stop them.
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>>878348
Oh, so they're dumb mark manchildren instead.

Clearly the egg is on my face.
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>>878357
>bryan fanboys in a nutshell
yet if it was for bryan you would be calling them great fans hilarious.
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>>878340

To be honest I want Lesnar to get fucked over by whoever his match at mania is going to be. I'd wish for Orton but he's injured.

I don't want Reigns to win either. To have this first ever title defense in a rumble to happen and have your champion retain would just be fucking lame as shit but I feel it will happen.

I don't even know who I'd have win to be honest. Ambrose is unlikely to even be in the rumble. Owens isn't built up well for a WM main event. I don't think Bray vs Reigns is a good enough draw for a mania main event. Cena is injured, Seth is injured, everyone is fucking injured.

The only thing I can even think of being half way decent would be the rock as a surprise entrant winning it. It's not like I watch RAW so I don't give a fuck about an absent champion until mania.

I'd just like to be pleasantly surprised for once. The rumble has been so fucking garbage for the past 3 or 4 years, probably more, I've lost count.

Not holding my breath though.
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>>878363
> if something was different you would have a different opinion on it

CUTTING FUCKING EDGE ANALYSIS THERE
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>>878365
Orton just got put out indefinitely by a garbagebag, there's no way he'd survive a trip to Suplex City

> Dwayne
> 2016
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>>878367

Who do you even have these guys face? I mean I haven't liked Orton for a really long time but he's the only match I can think of that anybdoy would give a shit about with Lesnar. I mean Batista could be alright too even though I don't like him so much either.
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>>878368
Batista Vs Lesnar would be fucking amazing if he can still put out a good match. Heel Batista on Smackdown was awesome.
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>>878368
Somebody who *DIDN'T* debut on WWE-TV in 2002?

>>878369
> if Batista can still put out a good match

He can't.
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>>878371

Nobody who debuted post 2002 is credible enough for a Lesnar Mania match.
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>>878373
Which is not their fault.
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>>878373
Fandango could have done it in his prime
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>>878377

Don't remember implying it was. It's WWE's fault.
>>
The worst thing about Lesnar is that retarded dagger tattoo on his chest. I'm not even against tattoos but it just looks so out of place and bad. Did he lose a bar bet or something ?
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>>878379
That aside:

>implying
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>>878382

Unlikely.

I do think he has a chance of returning after the rumble.
I do think he is credible enough
I don't think they'll risk Lesnar hurting him.
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>>878386
> implying WWE genuinely cares about the health of its performers
>>
>2016
>shifting champions on the fly
>Brock as a two month champ
Pick one

Roman will and should win but how? Does he bulldoze 29 other superstars beating his own record? Does he throw out the weaksauce shitters and then stay down when the heels gang up on him until faces help him?

One thing is for sure, BEEG will be one of the top 4 along with Kane if only for Lesnar throwing out big guys
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>>878392
> Reigns should win

Terrible.
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>>878393
>Why shouldn't be the top face be the champion?
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>>878387
>>878386
They literally had Tommy Dreamer do a hardcore match with them. The guy can't even remember to close the fridge and they had him do a fuckin tables match.
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>>878380
He said in his book he got it right after he left the company and he felt like anxiety like a sword was at his throat all the time. He was also really hammered the night of.

That sounds really fucking retarded but that's honestly what it said.
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>>878394
> Reigns
> top face

And yet he got booed out by a super-marky kid crowd in favour of Owens this week

> actually having somebody OVERCOME THE ODDS this hard

Go to bed Vince you've got the worst Royal Rumble of all-time to book
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>>878402
That actually explains a lot.
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>>878406
Cena was the top face and he gets booed by little jimmies from time to time, your point?
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>dat Eva Marie acting on NXT
She sucks so bad that is making me feel sorry for her
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>>878411
> Cena

Yes, because the guy who was on top for a decade of atrophying ratings & ticket sales is somebody you want to have an inferior rehash of
>>
it's Jason Albert x Finn Balor the best broship of the business?
>>
who /alittlebithypedforRoyalRumble/ here?
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>>878373
Stop worshipping Lesnar's dick. I'm sure there are plenty of people who'd love to see him eat a loss from LITERALLY ANYONE.

You bitches complain about Cena being undefeatable then start jizzing when Lesnar shows up and beats up half a royal rumble by himself.
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>>878736
yes
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>>878421
I know she's trying, but for fuck sake. She had literally ONE thing to do that entire match and she some how managed to fuck that up!
> Listen Eva, this is going to be fool proof! You're going under the top rope (despite women's battle royals not being over the top rope normally) and you're going to do the Edge spot where you come in last second
> All you have to do is come in at the right time and throw Asuka out of the ring, that's it
So she jumps in far too early as Asuka stares directly in her face and she has to pretend she didn't see her re-enter the ring.
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>>880702
I know right, shit was so cringe to watch.
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>>880701
>tfw no friend to have a friendship like this two guys
feels bad man
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>>878406
>And yet he got booed out by a super-marky kid crowd in favour of Owens this week
no he didn't
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>>878449
Well since Cena was basically a rehash of Hulk Hogan, shit yes.

You're not wrong about the bullshit, but Vince has no competition to make him sweat, a bottom line enforced by stockholders, and a lost grip on reality due to age and ONE TOO MANY ASS-BEATINGS as a performer fucking up his brain. This was inevitable.
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>>878166
Lmao
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>>880836

>all those fucking fatass neckbeards

This is what WWE has come to.
>>
Fairly sure it can't be worse than last year. Which was the first Rumble I ever watched live and i'm in the UK and Ireland timezone so that means i stayed up until 3 AM to watch Ramen win
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>HAITCH VS REIGNS IN WM MAIN EVENT
>HAITCH
hurr hurr save us based haitch XD
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>>880746
>>880701
Matt Bloom seems like a really really overall cool guy to hang out with.

Shame about those shitty piercings he's got. Nipple piercings man?
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Why are you idiots talking about surprise returns, they already announced the names of the participants and it's just a bunch of currently employed jobbers.

No Faarooq, no New Jack, no Steiner. All shit.
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>>880895
>wanting new jack
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>>878396
More on this please
What happen to dreamer
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Since this is a pro wrestling general and not just for WWE, what do you all think of Lucha Underground, AAA, CMLL, PROGRESS, and NJPW? Those are what I've been watching lately (along with NXT).

Right now Kenny Omega, Pentagon Jr., and Sami Zayn are some of my favorite wrestlers.

Lucha Underground needs a new top female babyface because Sexy Star is boring in the ring.
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>>880932
He wrestled in ECW for the entirety of its lifespan

Probably has had more concussions than he has had singles victories
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>>881080
favorites are as follows
>tama tonga
>bad boy tama tonga
>king haku jr.
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>>881080
> NJPW

Ishii = the fucking MAN
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>>862983
It will honestly be the most predictable and suck, or unpredictable and fucking awesome.
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>>881226
When was the last time WWE honestly was unpredictable and fucking awesome?
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>>881213
Honestly I have never watched a match of Tama Tonga's but I would love to see him in Lucha Underground just for how intimidating he looks.
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>>880836
that was when it was the fucking 'What" chant.
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>>883649
I don't get the WHAT chant
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>>862983
It literally can't be worse than the last two.
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>>881228
Bryan's run at the top and when the Shield were about I guess. That period also had Brock's GOAT matches.
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>>864274
jesus christ
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>>884049
>>884049
>>884049
Rumble Bet is up.
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NO,WILL BE THE BEST RR OF ALL TIME.
CUZ HULK HOGAN BACK AND BARY WYATT WIN THE RUMBLE.
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>>864186
>AJ is old
He's 38. Jesus. He's a child compared to some.
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>two generals for the same thing

Why?
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>>884185
Why, he's not even old enough to have an unwarranted cushy spot at WrestleMania that allows him to kill off the heat of a promising rising star!
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>>884196
Exactly. But seriously. He's younger than Peyton Manning. 38 is not exactly ancient.
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>>880870
I see one fat guy in that picture
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>>884194
one is /wwe/ the other is OG /asp/
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