/wwe/ RAW gamethread

Ryback vs. Big Show

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>>860731

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>>860731

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>>860733
Right here senpai.

why don't you assholes have to deal with the hogan poster?

>beeg vs ryback
>reigns vs sheamus

Should I just watch agdq instead

>>860731
That'll be a cringe worthy as the new fag and miz segment.

I won't spoil but I heard some big names are signing with WWE. Holy shit.

THEN
NOW
BENOITED

>>860754
Continue...

AJ STYLES AND KARL ANDERSON AND SHINSUKE NAKAMURA ARE GOING TO WWE LMAO

OKADA AND TANA IS LITERALLY GONNA BE ORTON CENA LMFAOOOOO

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>Steph's bouncing titties as she ran down the ramp

>Trying to make Reigns the next Stone Cold

Disgusting

Already bored with this shit. They are showing the entire vince angle from last week. All of it, wasting time. Fuck this.

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>>860757

>>860757
>Nakamura

I'll believe it when I see it, pham

>>860761

didn't nakuamura explicitly say he doesn't want to leave or go to WWE

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>5 minute recap

I already want to tune out.

holy fuck this story is dumb, i really hope this is a short story line

>inb4 happy new year

Surely Roman can't overcome those odds?

Here we go boys....

>tfw you realise you literally watch Raw out of habit/nothing better to do

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Based Roman interrupting Stephanie's shitty music

I missed the last two RAWs, how did Ramen get the belt?

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>Steph will never sit on your face while insulting your dick size

>holding the belt upside down

Based roman saving us from a steph promo

>Starting off the new year with Stephanie

>Sheamus please win, Roman Sucks :( sign

>Sheamus please win sign

kek

We gonna have another harpy moment?

HOTHEAD

Who tater tots here?

BASED ROMAN

>>860725
This is not looking good at all boys. I'm already yawning. Also Roman is over as fuck.

>>860798
WHERE SOMEONE SHOULD GET THIS HOTHEAD STATUS: OUT OF HERE

>just finished watching WK10 right as Raw starts
>back-to-back-to-back classics
>start Raw

>Steph's music
>Roman's music

hahaha no
have fun plebs

>coming to the ring at ther same time

This is retarded

I hope Steph gets her tater tots out.

>I don't think we need you out here Steph

>Roman's stupid facial expressions

Why do we always have two different RAW threads?

>>860811
Because we're idiots that allow it.

>already talking about odds

ayy

OVEECOMING THE ODDS

>surgery this morning
>in pain all day
>only thing to look foward to is Ref Mcmahon when i got back
>Even though it'll end with le Roman standing tall maymay
Who /hype/ here for old man silly shenanigans?

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>Roman isn't over

I haven't watched Raw in months. Wow, Reigns is really over.

any chance for Brock tonight?

Who here /DAAAAAAAAAD/?

>Odds not in his favor

>>860725
This is so cheesy.

*mild pop for JoJo*

If roman loses the belt he doesn't have a job?

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>"The odds aren't really in your favor"
>to Ramen

My neck

>Triple H interferes in the title match
>The Rock comes out to help Roman
>Sets up HHH/Rock at Mania

Hope you're happy folks

In all honesty, is Roman the most overpushed wrestler in history?

>This promo

Based tbqh

>Sheamus is totally a threat you guys

>>860827
Yeah, remember when he wasn't around after Survivor Series?

>the state of reigns promo

>>860817
Nice pepe

>>860831
My back

>Sheamus vs Roman
I feel like I've seen this before.

Why would he lose his job if he wasn't champion

>billionaire

>WWE still pretending that Vince is a billionaire

>you'll never be used by Steph

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>>860833

>He was too young to watch Brock's debut

You aren't even 17. Probably 15 at best. Mods do your job.

>Her threat is explaining his job
Fucking what.

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>everything about this promo

>>860846
He is, look it up.

Sheeit, I don't mind Steph using me and breaking my body.

>after you lose this title
>I'm gonna make you wrestle on a consistent basis

Is this punishment in a wrestling company?
Wrestling?
Fuckin A lads.
Fuckin A.

HE'S A MURDERER

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>Steph will never use you

>wahhhh roman is overplayed
>wahhhh cena is overplayed
>wahhhh booker t is overplayed
>wahhhh the rock is overplayed
>nothing changes

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tfw when steph says she is going to use you

>Buhleev taht

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

R A M E N
A
M
E
N

Roman is over faggots. Don't deny it

>The Spanish commentators dubbing Reigns have more emotion than Reigns himself.
Pretty sad but pretty based at the same time.

BALEEVE DAT

>WWE pretending anyone gives a shit about The Wild Samoans

Should have said morgue

>>860861
>booker t is overplayed
Wut

>>860845
>>860846
Hes a millionaire who should be a billionaire. You wanna know why he's not a billionaire?

>>860853
Sure thing Steph
believe that

>>860861
thank goodness for New Japan

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Honestly, I feel like Baron Corbin would've done better in that promo/in this role.

>the face of the company threatening to put an elderly man in the hospital

That was a great promo.

Based Reigns gonna carry this company to a renaissance.

missed the first 10 minutes, anything good happen?

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Roman said little and didn't smile. Looked and spoke with some intensity. That's how he should be.

>threatening to beat up a 70+ year old man

This doesn't exactly have the same effect now than it did when austin did it.

>>860867
He's over by default man. Smarks don't have anyone to cheer, so they don't.

>>860887
>Looked and spoke with some intensity.

This is his life.
This is his family.

Crazy guy is my favorite wrassler

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ALL THE LADIES GETTING MAAAAAAAD WET

>>860887

Agreed. He should never try and crack jokes.

>>860888

>Cena AA'ing Jon Stewart
>Dolph stealing someone's girlfriend

The faces don't act like faces anymore. More news at 11.

>Le cuhraze fridge man

>>860877
Whatever nigga. His net worth is 1.12 billion btw.

Dean "Meme Master" Ambrose

>sacrificing the entire roster for a mumbling spaghetti dropper with butch tits

Ishygddt

>Ambrose on commentary
Oh bby

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/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?

How big of a cuck is Dean? He is literally Roman's sidekick

>>860896
Jon Stewart is a kike who deserved it desu
Based Cena

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>wwe still pushing these ex-shield nobodies

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>wacky dean on commentary

Why are we having this rematch?

>I'm such a moron if I get fired I'll never be able to support my family

>Deanetty

Roman's little buddy :)

Given how sudden and repeat mentions of the Wild Samoans. You think they are a lock for this years Hall of Fame?

>the man the crowd forgot vs fatman
>AGAIN

tired of this matchup

>>860902
>your face in the moment you realize it is taking seven other wrestlers all singularly more talented than Roman, Stephanie and Vince McMahon returning as a regular TV character to get Roman somewhat over with marks

>>>>happy new year 2016
>>>>not just pushing BMJ

>>860915
They are already in.

>>860917
and we're gonna keep having this match until you like it

>>860915
Triple H will carry it on to set up him and the Rock at Mania.

>>860915
That would make roman look pretty strong anon

>>860909
Because creative is messy.
30+ people on the roster, use half. It's even worse for the women's division, same teams all the time.

>there's no more MNF to save us from terrible RAWs

BROCK

based breck lesner coming back

BORK!!

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>There's a strong chance of Triple H main eventing his 7th wrestlemania in 2016

What a time to be alive.

>>860926

I thought Rock had ruled out having a match at mania

>today isn't next monday
feels bad man

Is there a reason to like Dean Ambrose

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https://mobile.twitter.com/itsvadertime/status/683902630838444032

Vader for HoF

Brock confirmed joining the rumble.
What else could he be returning for?
Who is there for him to feud with for a one off at the rumble?

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another jobber entrance for kevin owens

Owens vs Lesnar when

>Fat Owens Fat getting jobber entranced two weeks in a row

LEL

>ANNOUNCING THE SLAMMY
O IM FUCKING LAFFIN

>walking out with the Slammy

lel

>>860941
He is fucking cuh razy xD

Why don't these fucking retards make anyone's return a surprise anymore

Are they that desperate for ratings

>>860943
That's a nice thing and therefore won't happen.
He'll stand in the ring as Heyman forces some memes then leave for another month and you'll fucking like it.

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>Nevile still pretending to be Owen 2.0

He's actually carrying that trophy around. That's cute

Boring
Kevin Obese and the elf fighting....zzzz

>>860945
>>860949
Maybe if he won the Slammy, he'd get treated with more respect.

>>860953
yes lol

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>>860948

Hopefully never

>>860791

feels bad man

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>>860915
>Rikishi got in because of his sons
>Wild Samoan A. gets in because of his son
>Wild Samoan B. gets in due to A
>Roman will be referred to forever as a "son of a hall of famer"
Thanks for redpilling me anon

It is literally physically painful for me that all these phenomenally talented individuals are in the WWE.

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>>860960
>slammies
>respectful

>>860953
Yes.

Wait, is Lesnar returning tonight?

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>>860942
>https://mobile.twitter.com/itsvadertime/status/683902630838444032

Neville going HAM

>Deanetty on commentary

Make it stop.

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This match needs a third jobber and it would have been decent

THAT DDT

HOLY FUCK

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>>860970

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is neville really injured?

>>860966
They are already hall-of-famers.

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>Dat DDT

>>860978
Nah he has a slammy so he should be fine

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>That DDT

>>860982
God I hate wwe it is literally fucking shit

>hateful 8 commercial

B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D

>>860988
figuratively

>>860979
Keeps getting better doesn't it?

>Stan Lee's Lucky Man

Sort of want

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>>860986
Right here

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>>860991
Punk pls

The Rock isn't wrestling at Mania. He will referee Reigns vs Triple H. We may not see Trips again til the Rumble. He will be #30 and win.

I'm out senpai.
These ads are terrible aswell. fuck it im out.

>>860989

What was blacked about it?

>RAW sucks
>RAW thread dead
>no MNF

kill me senpai

>>861002
cuck

>>861002
cuck

>>861002
Samuel L Jackson makes a characters son suck his black dick


Not kidding

Neville is pretty nice nigga

>>861009

They showed that on tv?

>we've seen some great high-fliers
>Scorpio, Dynamite Kid
>DK
>a high-flier

>>861005
That's the Americuck way

>>861002
It's just another shit movie from 2015. But this one involves Jewish propaganda to the extreme.

Mah nigga Neville died

BURY
OWENS
BURY

>dat perfect flip off the top rope

>there are britons awake watching a childrens tv show and complaining about it being shit

why don't you idiots just watch tomorrow? Why cuck yourself out of sleep?

>>861023
This gimmick still sucks without flags doe

>Fatass broke the table before the move

kek

Absolute madman

When's the last time a heel picked up significant heet?

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>Owens shoot upset about memebrose resting his face on his like a gay

>>861006
>>861008
did we just become best friends?

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>>860771
>wwe brings on Shinsuke Nakamura
>please welcome...Sushi Mitsubishi!
>and his opponent...
>the Miz!
>oh samurai kick!
>there's mitsubishi with that deadly tempura slam!

V I N C E

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>Being so fat you start breaking the table from your weight alone

>>861033
When your mother was squashing my balls.

IT'S THE FUCKING MONEY

JOJOJOJOJOJOJOJOJO

>purple suit
F L Y
L
Y

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>Jojo

Does Dean make anybody else miss Shane?

Based Vincent Kennedy McMahon

>>861033
John Cena trying to win his 16th with the figure four at Summerslam last year.

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>>861046
That quick glimpse at dat ass...JoJo has become my waifu

>>861047
In an alternate universe, Ambrose and Shane O'Mac team up for a hostile takeover of WWE

>>861053

I missed it

I don't hate Sheamus though.

I just feel nothing for him.

>>861055
When she came up to Vince, the camera panned out just enough for you to see the top of it trying to break out of that white dress

>>861057
I like him as a face. He's a boring heel

>>861059

my bet is on /bet/

Angle and Daniel Bryan are backstage

>>861036
>Sushi Mitsubishi
>Sakurai Kick
>Tempura Slam
>implying those aren't GOAT names.

>>861040
Yeah that sounds like her. Mama was tough, she never did take shit. Espically from no jabroni

>>861062
I'll take that action, faggot.

>Dean ambrose literally runs to rescue Neville
>announcers freak out "WHAT WOULD POSSESS A MAN TO DO THAT???"

>>861060
Gonna need dat screen cap pham

>>861035
heeeyl yeah boyyyy

>jobber entrance for both geeks

why care, why watch

>this random as fuck feud

Stardust is gonna be BLACKED

>Titus O'Jobber and memedust

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this feud is actually happening

>>861079
>Probably just out with a torn rectum

Literally the worst chest slap in the league.

Why isn't Tidus hanging around the homosexual?

ALF
JBL pls

>>861081

We heard you the first time fatty

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>>861086

>2016
>Being Stardust

>>861081

feels bad man

>>861084
>welcome to WWE Superstars!

>>861079
He's too busy complaining about everything

I'd legitimately mark out if pBrock was to at least come back to toss Titus around the ring before his next feud

>>861084
>>861100

>Why do WWE keep using the same stars every week
>New guys wrestling this week
>Why is WWE showing us these jobbers?

>>861106
never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread

>Clash of the Titus

Please don't

Is stardust the inspiration for Kylo Ren

NINE NINETY NINE

>they're still trying to force Titus

Whats up guys? Rate how i watch Raw everyweek on a scale of 1-10

1 means i watch it like a faggot
10 being i watch it like a boss faggot

I sit in my study and play on the computer and smoke pot, i have Raw on in the living room. So I wait for the thread to have autism about something that sounds interesting, then i go into there and watch the TV and grab another beer.

Thanks for the input guys.

I liked it better when they just hung out and did goofy shit. Was this match meant to close that possible story/tag team?

becks is so qt

>>861111

Clash of the titans

free royal rumble guys

>>861111
I'm not sure which I hate more: the name of the move or just the move itself.

Becky is best.
Such a qt.

Charlotte is really bad at talking. And wrestling.

WOO

>those man voices

DRUNK RIC

When will boss nigger return?

>>861117

1

>>861118
Titus wants to bring back Cody. This will be a match at the Rumble.

Screencap this pls

>>861111
congrats on your numbers you did it

Why is Ric flair's corpse on RAW so much lately?

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>It's a segment in which Becky Lynch is saying words
>Ric was just lurking there in the shadows like a pervert watching some chick stretch

Ric needs to fuck off

If Ric was dead, Charlotte would be a thousand times less over

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Remember back when you saw divas on screen and you instantly got a chub?
Nowadays they're just ugly trannies and i look away.

>>861139

because bret hart's niece sucks just as bad as bret hart did.

>>861137
t-thank you senpai...I've never even had trips

>>861107
They wrestled week.

Please have Shawn Michaels come out to back based Becky. He does live in San Antonio after all.

>>861144

have sex

>>861111
Dont worry senpai, the 7pm hour is dedicated to the kids. Clash of the Titus is a fine name. For the dictated time.

Checkd

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>>861144

>>861147
This thread is dead as fuck. No need, really

>>861081
John cena levels of heel tactics right there

>>861144

>He can't even look at a transwoman
cis scum detected

>>861144
I only get like that with Asuka

>>861150

This.

Charlotte would probably tower over them in heels.

>>861123

The move is fine.

>>861142
Half the roster needs to fuck off, desu.

>>861149
But he and ric are in luv

>>861136
>your Royal Rumble Preshow Main Event!

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>yfw this post

>>861166

>>861078

It was originally supposed to be a Stardust/Cesaro feud.

>>861144
>b-but muh divas revolution a-anon
>w-w-women can wrestle too
That 30 minute divas ironman match last week pissed me off

>>861173

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>>861166

>>861154
OOOOH BABY

>>861170

There's nothing wrong her theme.

>Brie Bella's theme

>>861170
Beck's is worse

JUST LIKE FUCKING CLOCKWORK MY DAD AND MY BROTHER BUST INTO MY ROOM RIGHT AS THEY ZOOM IN ON CHARLOTTE

AND OF COURSE MY DAD HAS TO MAKE SOME STUPID COMMENT "IS THAT THE TYPE OF WOMEN YOU LIKE? WOMEN THAT LOOK LIKE MEN?"

FUCK OFF

WHO HERE TEAM LYNCH A NIGGA?

>>861154
Its an odd location. Haunted living room.
Ripped shirt, made by scissors. Classic

Ugh, Becky's thighs are thick as fuck


I want to insert myself in her

Awooo~

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>>861166

>>861170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W-kszS2pVI

I'll just leave this here

>We want Tamina

wew

>>861182
all about that action, boss

>Becky midriff
Okay we good senpai

We Want Tamina sign

>>861181

Stop stealing my gimmick

>>861144

those were the days

Where is beckys ass?

>>861179
>OH WOE WOE WOE WOE WOE
>HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY

>The Protein Sisters

no cole, they don't call them that because they like to work out together

>>861210

She's oirish

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Fuck all of you. She's my waifu

flair is such a clown

>>861181
Why could they not bust in during a Sarina Valentina video instead. Sorry for your pain.

>>861222
fite me irl u fgt

who /herecuznofootball/ here?

lol the new thread got deleted

where are we

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>>862302
This.
Also the "Sheamus Please Win Sign"

>gingers have no souls signs

how original