is it too early?
I don't care
>WWE WORLD HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION
Roman Reign
>WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS
The New Day
>Intercontinental Champion
Dean Ambrose
>US Champion
Del Rio
charlote has the womens belt
Let's all hope for the best
Why the fuck would I even want to watch this mainstream shit after watching WK10?
I fucking know already that it's going to be fucking shitty show, prepare for ROMANWINSLOL and CENAWINSLOL
Anyone have a link to a stream?
>>860700
taima.com/woo
>>860686
>>860705
don't even give him the pleasure of attention, just report him, hide his posts and move on.
Mods will step uin eventually
>>860660
>>US Champion
>Del Rio
why is this allowed
>Jericho backstage
only to announce his royal rumble entrant.. right? right??
>>860660
Everyone holding those titles are either faggots, boring, or too pg for my enjoyment. Man this is going to be a boring raw.
>20 posts in the one thread
>9 of them aren't hidden shitposts
>1 of them dont' relate to the hogan posters
getting the feeling the next 3 hours are gonna make me want to put a bullet in my head
>>860716
This is weird, I don't know who I hate more.
>>860729
Hopefully, i like him but he sucks at the ring now.
>The Dead Man RKO1997
marks are the worst
>recapping this
I already want to turn off raw
>this promo again
shit start so far
Not this shitty storyline again.
steph's angry screams make my dick diamonds
Is this the real thread, family?
Does Wrestlemania season start tonight?
Is the unfunny Hogan autist going to be in everyone of these redundant Raw threads?
Predictions for tonight's ME?
>>860772
After Royal Rumble.
ayy ramon kek
>>860778
REIGNSWINSLOL
Who'll probably be in the final four at the rumble this year?
I'm hoping for at least one NXT debut.
>>860778
shenanigans
Why do we always have 2 different RAW threads?
Honestly, why is kayfabe vince never at his own show at the beginning? What else could he be doing?
>First Raw I have watched in months
>Reigns is champ
>Decent pop for this copy pasta main eventer
>Same old shit
So when does this shit get interesting?
Dey took my jerb
>>860820
the /sp/ jackasses don't like to play with us
>>860829
Whenever Kevin Owens decides to do something.
>>860812
Cena vs Ambrose/Owens vs Rusev vs anual surprise entrance
>>860844
THIS DESU
since new day has gotten kind of stale.
fuck the main event sucks ass right now. Can vince come back and be based please
>>860820
because /sp/ fags usurped this fucking board and don't know how to stick to a general.
>>860718
So that you get indignantly mad and pray for John Cena to avenge America (again).
Stop being a mark.
>>860713
You know this, everyone /a/ here
>>860842
It's better without them desu.
guys, is it wrong that im marking out for roman reigns?
>tfw stephanie drops better promos than roman
>>860880
yes, take three hail marys and wash your hands with holy water
>>860880
yes
>Post YFW Val Venis is a guest entrant at this Rumble
HELLO LADIES!
>>860883
Why is that surprising?
Stephanie is an excellent heel.
Why is Super Ambrose even there if he's not gonna have a match?
Yeah, just no-sell getting your shit completely fucked by Kevin Owens, Dean...
>>860900
>>860900
>>860900
Based Brock coming back
>Kevin Obese
>the fat cuck from canacuck going to wrestle
I'm out.
>>860900
I swear, KO vs Brock better not happen.
>>860947
Nash again?
>>860947
Curtis Axel is number 2.
>Brock Lesnar returns next week in New Orleans
>Inb4 Mike Lient snapped the Undertaker's Wrestlemania undefeated streak 2 years ago here in this city
>hateful 8 commercial
C U C K E D
U
C
K
E
D
BIG
Sooo... Am I the only one who's hyped for LU season 2?
>>860993
I am probably more hyped for LU Season 2 than for any other show right now.
>>860686
Before the racist scandal, everyone hated Hogan for burying WCW and TNA
>>861018
now they hate him for being racist.
Super Ambrose attacks again.
Why do people hate Kavin Owens for being fat? There's been way bigger wrestlers than him.
Owens is always the most and usually only interesting thing in Raw.
>>861018
Vince Russo buried WCW not Hogan.
>no pop for Vince
top kek
The fuck did Vince just say, dude is so fucking senile.
so ambrose convulsed and needed refs to assist him but Owens didnt?
Ambrose confirmed for losing at RR. and If not hes staying in the midcard
>>861051
What did he say? I miss it.
>>861052
good. Deanetty and his fans are fucking terrible memes
Raws pretty good so far desu
>>861052
Honestly, Owens should keep kicking the shit out of Dean until RR, so when Ambrose wins it's a much bigger deal. This whole back and forth win thing is the biggest cancer in WWE next to Baron Corbin.
Da fuck are these jobbers doing in the ring?
>>861080
They have some sort of feud.
>Tidus vs. Stardust
m-muh dick
>>860686
Hulk Hogan can main event WWE and TNA
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>861077
hoping ambrose retains by DQ and Owens goes ham and Ambrose gets to be the guy to take the infamous apron spot and gets carried out on a stretcher
>>861095
>Commentary is burying Stardust
kek
Oh, how heros fall. At one point, Cody Rhodes was on the edge of a world title run... now...
Based Becky so hot
>Drink Flair
Ffs, just go through with this heel turn, Vince.
>>861121
Sasha is hotter and we all know it.
>>861076
>This whole back and forth win thing is the biggest cancer in WWE
quoted for truth
>USA filled with two WWE shows
ripip USA
Becky gets 0 reaction senpai
After watching the crowds from 2002-2005 this crowds make me feel sad
>>861140
ayy
>>861140
>>861103
Eh...that would only prolong their feud. I'm not against that of course and as much as I'm an Ambrose mark, I'd rather have Owens get a main event push while the IC Title regains prestige. (Again, not saying their rivalry wouldn't do such justice)
>The protein sisters
thats not why they call them that cole
also, jesus fucking christ. which thread is the official raw thread? /sp/ has legit ruined this board with their multiple shit. we don't really need more than a raw thread and a wrestling general. maybe njpw or lucha underground when they are happening.
wrestling will only get better once all old wrestlers are gone, especially ric flair.
>>861212
After watching WWE from 2002-2005 this WWE makes me feel sad.
>>861177
not that you'll reply back, but this is the only reply you'll get from me.
No. Fuck off.
"In what they call the friendly rematch"
ayyy lmao
>>861231
And have you ever gone into one of their threads?
Pretty much all they do is accuse each other of being underage virgins from Reddit.
Where the woman's wrestling fags at?
this is what you asked for! start cheering you fags
btw, this is what happens when you give deivas a chance
what the fuck is that kick lynch does supposed to be...a neck massage?
what happened to Becky? she's looking much pudgier than usual
too much eggnog bits?
BASED Becks
>>861294
Nope. Sasha vs Bayley at NXT takeover brooklyn is what happens when you give divas a chance.
>>860686
Diva matches are always boring.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>861304
nah, she clearly just got pregnant
on a side note, has their ever been a diva's champ who didn't shortly become a heel after winning it?
That belt is clearly evil. nobody has won that belt and remained face while having it
>>861310
More like, "Give Divas a choreographer because they can't call a match for shit."
>>861310
nah bro thats nxt. different promotion. not the same
~Awoooooooo
Manlets on suicide watch
>my Irish cousin
kek
>>861304
I don't think that's true. Becky has always been much more healthy looking than most of the emaciated female roster. She's still far from 'pudgy'
Fuck Ryback and every feud he's in.
I love the heat he's getting and how obvious it is that he can't handle it.
>>861321
Does being a smark make up for the emptiness of the rest of your life? Just curious.
beeg
>not this shitty feud again
Ryback phoning it in more than Beeg.
MAKE BEEG LOOK STRONG
> Wyatts going for the big show
this is kinda interesting
>>861427
why?
>>861427
>implying they'll win
>>861360
normally her abs are rocking and she's not muffin topping in her tights, she just looked... bloated I guess would be the word
>>861448
>>861472
Cena doesn't need to, yes he will win, but Cena literally just has to say "I THINK IT'S TIME I WENT FOR 16 TIME WORLD CHAMPION" then HHH says "well, we're supposed to have number 1 contender matches but okay Big Match John"
nice music tho
>>861476
H I G H
T
E
S
T
More like Alberto del Bench Press
am i right?
hey, hey, am i right?
>>861489
Despite he doesn't need to, he'll win. WM32's ME will be Reigns vs Cena, i'm completely sure.
>>861476
I honestly probably still would
>>861532
If it isn't that I'll raise you a John Cena vs Undertaker match
>>861448
Bloated? Probably on her period then.
>>861546
I mean, why not?
>>861489
Big Match John isn't still gunning for the US title?
I've had a lot of discussion on Bork killing the Rumble, which is one of the only right ways they can finally book a RR right after the last 4 years.
AJ STYLES FOLLOWED TRIPS ON TWITTER
Are you watching TNA tomorrow? I've heard they've already signed reDragon.
>>860864
I meant that ADR is boring as fuck
I am falling sleep
the usos are boring as fuck to watch
If they have brock going into the royal rumble (and decimate it), it would be amazing. But it would also be a Brock vs Reigns match at wrestlemania.
And if that happens, Reigns will win. It would be amazing for Reigns career, especially if he doesn't go tit for tat with heyman and plays the silent deadly brute. But i doubt they will play it that way
What's the difference between the Usos and Reigns? They all use the same shit "samoan" moves and they all look alike.
WHEN I SAY UCE
YALL SAY OH
UCE?
>>861612
NO
that stomp looked rough
>>861611
There must be a difference, but I can't find it.
>>861608
When he's booked on WWE. ADR is based otherwise.
the league of nations is so bad...
>>861606
this better be a lie
>>861606
nice try Dixie
we aint watching your shitty promotion
why cant I just die already so this torment can end
>Posting in a tripcuck thread
>>860686
Usos are such crappy garbage.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>861665
Have sex.
18+
>>>/reddit/
Did I miss any?
NEW MAN BAND BABY
BASED SLATER
>>861546
that's my boy
WE FINALLY DID IT
>>861694
Like seriously, yeah Slater is talked about in the IWC but THIS is the guy you're going to give the fans, after every motherfucker we've bitched about not getting enough of a push?
Or is this just an attempt to somehow hype the lowest-carders for the Rumble?
>all this botches
>>860660
was Dawn Marie the sexiest Diva ever ??
>>861714
>implying jobbers need to get hype
>implying we don't already know they're gonna be eliminated.
>>861723
when did that happen?
THE YEAR OF SLATER
HEATH SLATER HAS A WIN ON RAW, BABY.
Slater wins. Just run boys the end is near
Poor Ziggler... Poor, poor Ziggler.
According to dirt sheets WWE is betting on creating stables to help with the ratings
They appear to be right.
THE LEAGUE OF JOBBERS
>Social Outcasts
>yfw 4MB will be a thing
is this the new J.O.B. Squad?
I miss edge :/
>>861766
It won't work if every f'n stable is crushed by Reigns, Ambrose and the Usos.
So is Bo the retard of the group or what?
>>861771
kek
#SOCIALOUTCASTS
Still better than LoN
its the /r9k/ stable
HOLY HELL BATMAN
#SLAT-
>he's in a 4man stable
fuck, nevermind
oh well.
BO LIEVE
>Social Outcasts
/r9k/ stable confirmed
>>861742
do not know where/when it happened, but am 100% positive you just saved that gif... haha
>>861821
lol nah but i did look up video of it
she finished the match like that apparantly
Is this smackdown going to be live or pre-taped?
new day is kill
I love how the New Day has become more insane with the more liberties they've been allowed.
HORSEFUCKERS
GET OUT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ayy based Jericho
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKK
>>861880
No :^)
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
OOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>Jericho talking with the new day
FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOTY SON
ARMBAR
>this dead crowd
What a shitty crowd
>>861937
They just want HBK to come out
Why would The New Day introduce Jericho if he was just gonna bitch at them, couldn't he just interrupt them? It makes no sense?
Also, too bad to see Jericho be eliminated again.
damn, called them trap queens. Jerichonis a low key thug who knows about that life. I had no idea
this crowd gave me cancer
what was the new day countdown supposed to be for?
raw plot holes
>Cena wedding
>happens live during WM
>right before he says I do
>Roman comes out
>OOOOOOOUUGGHAAAAAAAA
>spears and superman punches everyone but Nikki
>fucks her over a turnbuckle
>Cena vs Roman for the belt
>>862029
Kek
>>862029
Reigns runs into a limosine to get away.
It's driven by rikishi. In a later interview, rikishi admits that he did it for the rock
>Hunter pushing NXT awards on RAW
pretty based
http://www.allwrestlingnews.com/wwe-news/wwe-signs-aj-styles-other-names-to-deals/
Part of me is jizzing everywhere.
Part of me is is afraid of how buried they'll all be.
>>862055
later
>Cena defeats Roman for TE championship
>Roman smiles
>Nikki has been fertilized with STRONG SAMOAN POWER SEED
Who really won??
ARE THERE ANY ACTUAL DANA BROOKE NUDES?
I've only seen the two boring ones (censored anyways) over her covering up her boob and the other one of her from behind. Is that it? Seriously?
How awful is the main event going to be? And what bullshit will they try to get ramen over?
>>862061
is this real? Holy fuck, this will be an amazing year for NXT
>>862061
More buried than Blue Pants
>>862061
Looking forward to seeing Nakamura.
>>862129
That's an understatement. Too bad once/if he gets pushed to the main roster he'll be an utterly racist stereotype.
>>861854
only christmas/new years is live to save ratings
>>862083
those are it
>>862144
He'll stay in nxt and be protected and get loud pops from the nxt neck beards
>>862153
Well that's gay
what an uneventful and boring RAW tbqh
Where the hell is John?
So...Deanetty comes out and gives Mr. McMahon a dirty deeds??? Roman strong? Whole roster comes out and attacks Roman and Dean? They emerge atop the pile of corpses laid to waste by superman punches?
>>862191
>Cena will probably help Reigns
fuck
HAPPY NEW YEAR
jesus that pale skin.
But shit, you still can't sleep on my nigga Vince
dem McMahon rocking those arms
VINCE YOU'RE 70, YOU CAN STOP DOING ROIDS BEFORE YOUR HEART GIVE OUT
>/wwe/ gamethread got BTFO
top kek
>mods deleting threads
Kek
Is this really the end for WWE? Everything is dead as fuck, no reaction to Vince even
It really feels like no one is going to be caring about wrestling in a couple more years
who won the new day match?
THIS THREAD HAS BEEN PRUNED OR DELETED
>>862225
>Cena
>putting people over
pick none
I just want Bailey to do a sex show with Finn like Edge and Lita. Is that too much to ask for
>>862292
Niggers.
>mods
>deleting the /wwe/ thread
wtf faggot
>>862292
new day
>deleting /wwe/
faggots
>mods
top fucking kek
FELLAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
>the audience just watched Vince flex for 8 minutes
GENETIC JACKHAMMER
>mods
How much is Moot two paying you in 2016?
Sheamus is so blidning. Who thought that into would be a good idea
>>862291
They're in Corpus Christi...reactions were insane just 2 weeks ago
>>862061
>Doc Gallows
What, again?
>>862295
Becky would be more likely, she wants the Finn, but Albert would be most likely desu
/wwe/ btfo yet again
>the state that is moderation of /asp/
Why? Why must you be insufferable cunts?
this crowd is absolute garbage
>>862292
>>862309
Thought this was San Antonio.
HERE COMES ROMAN
Reminder that a 70 year old man is in better shape than your lard ass.
If Roman for some reason loses, just remember he'll be in the Rumble.
He won't though. Also, this Raw sucked.
>No pops
Reigns is the only one over, and this shit show killed his momentum YET AGAIN
>>862316
Every city in Texas is essentially the same
NO REACTION
ROMANFAGS BTFO
>>862225
Why the fuck would Cena care about Roman? They aren't friends, and the shield use to attack Cena. There is no reason John would help him. If anyone helps Roman it will probably be the Rock.
>>862309
They're in San Antonio
>>862315
that's who wins this match :^)
>>862308
It's fucking hilarious
MEAN STREET POSSE = RATINGS
I helped Roman pick out a jet ski to rent last summer at the marina I work at
Ask me anything
>>862323
>reigns
>over
>Deleting a thread for no reason
>JBL trying as hard as he can to reference UFC
What a guy
>>862316
They are. Anon is trolling.
>mfw Roman actually loses
If he loses tonight, he is literally a shoe in to win the Rumble.
Is this where /wwe/ bros are going to deal with jabroni mods who don't know it a work wen you etc?
>>862313
does this board even have a designated mod, it's tiny as fuck? asshurt deletions that make no sense are usually done by global hot pocket enthusiasts
can you imagine sticking to this site even after moot sold you out to a tranny loving gook?
*distant cheering*
wat did garcia just go full Lenne Hardt?
Mean Street Posse = Ratings
Gingers Have no Souls
GINGERS HAVE SOULS
/wwe/ go here
>>862325
>Lillian Garcia dressed like a dominatrix
END OF PG ERA CONFIRMED
>that weak crowd
I miss smarky crowds
Holy fuck, you guys used to get multiple 500-post threads for raw on /sp/ and now you can't even fill one 300 post thread here? Have things gotten this bad?
>>862334
does he like the pics of your half samoan shit baby on facebook
>>862321
Vince has also been juicing longer than pretty much everyone here has been alive.
>>862334
Was his hair dry?
>>862321
>>862338
God help us.
>>862061
>yfw they go full on smark pandering and give DBry and Nakamura 25 mins at mania
Reigns could hold the title for 5 years for all I care if they did this
>>862327
>If you don't want to chi with the /asp/ regulars
a huge amount of tripfags and teenagers? hello reddit
>>862336
He's over by default you donut :)
>mods
>>862353
this is the /asp/ thread, the former/sp/ thread got rekt
IS VI>>862330
NCE GOING TO SERIOUSLY GOING TO COUNT WITH BOTH HANDS DURING EVERY PIN?
>There are people who actually believe there is a chance, even a small one, that Roman is losing
>JBL is putting down Reigns and not kissing his ass like he does with Cena
Reigns is not a future top guy, nothing to see here folks.
Why does the crowd chant CM Punk but not Hogan?
bring flags to /asp/
>just throws them at him
top kek
That weak ass step shot
>>862377
I am rooting for Roman just for this shit feud can finally end and they give him another person to fight at the Rumble
Roman v HHH w/ Rock as ref at Mania
>that backward glance from vince before he continued being "distracted"
>>862362
Then just make 1 /wwe/ thread and stick to it. You nignogs keep going crazy and make 4 threadsat the same time for no reason
FUCKING REFUGEES
>>862383
.>So attached that he followed us like the bitch he is
You're the cuck friend
>>862398
Cry about it you stupid faggot.
>>862398
They're still trying to get their own board. And entire board dedicated to nothing but wrestling entertainment.
>>862407
>An entire board dedicated to nothing but telling each other to go back to reddit.
Fixed.
>>862398
You can't reason with kiddies, anon. Just let them squeal.
>>862407
>They're still trying to get their own board.
No we're not cuckboy
So Sheamus finisher is that boring kick to the face?
>>862334
why does he wear the vest?
>>862427
Bullets
>Those "Roman!" chants
I bet the Bryan loving smarks are crying now.
>>862433
>lukewarm chants from kiddies and women
Ziggler could do that.
Hey guys, I think this judge guy is cheating have you seen how he is couting? This is bullshit someone bought the match!
MUH eye
>>862431
would it hurt if he took it off?
Ayy uncle vince my nigga
Poor Vince, Roman can't expect him to make a faithful decision with an eye injury.
Jesus all this shows is how weak Fella is.
>the state of WWE
Fucking Vincent Kennedy Mcmahon
>knocks out ref
>pins potato anyways
literally retarded
>Austin comes out as ref
>>862455
the dumbest fucking move they could've done, one of like 3 guys that is actually bigger than Roman and he could have actually been an underdog against but they book him as absolutely invincible
>>862465
even worse was he acted confused as to why there was no count
1 chant at a time you stupid crowd.
>>862475
Waiting for cena as a ref desu
FUCK STEPHANIE
>beating an old man
inb4 Hunter
Here comes Triple H.
>violence by proxy against women.
Nice.
SMUG ROMAN IS SMUG
HHH when?
OH WOW LOOK ROMAN REIGNS IS SO STRONG
Lol, I can hear Don Tony now.
"I'm cashing in, fella, i'm cashing in, fella!!"
>ARMSTRONG!
who?
what in the literal fuck
why didnt vince just count.. instead he waves for another ref?
ROMAN IS TEH STRONKEST
How bad is it that now I WANT HHH to come out and beat the shit out of Reigns?
...?
>>862350
fuck you
SUPERMAN PUNCH AND A
SUPERMAN PUNCH AND A
SUPERMAN PUNCH AND A
SUPERMAN PUNCH
WAIT WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT
A SUPERMAN PUNCH UNBELIEVABLE
>>862533
>now I WANT HHH to come out and beat the shit out of Reigns
All according to plan.
>Royal Rumble championship match
PPV RUINED
>beat up officials during the so called Reality Era
>doesn't get a DQ
>raw is in San Antonio
>not even a glimpse of Shawn Michaels
Shit raw tbqh.
>reigns is now going to enter #1 in the rumble and retain his title
Kill me.
That's their gimmick for the RR?
>>862533
>You will never see Steph bend over a desk in a WWE office and look back at you with those eyes, daring you to pound her naughty little ass.
Shit hurts, keep it 100 kinfoke.
The Rumble is ruined goodnight boys
AYYYYYYYY LETS MAKE ROMAN LOOK STRONG AT RR NOW JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW THAT HE IS THE STRONGEST
>Roman wins the rumble again
JUST
I'M HYPED HOLY FUCK I LITERALLY JUST DID THIS IN WWE2K16 IS THIS THE REAL LIFE?
So roman is going to win the rumble twice now?
>how can we make him look stronger dammit
>have him beat the entire roster at once?
>do it at the rumble
>Rumble Winner gets the belt
>Roman will be entrant 1
>Roman will survive the whole way and win it
FUCKING
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>862562
>yfw regardless of who wins Roman will have rematch clause so he can main event mania
PPV DROPPED
ABSOULUTLY SHITFEST CONFIRMED
but then what about wrestlemania main event? Are they going to build a story on just 1 month?
>>862590
Guys, I honestly think I'm fucking done now.
>>862574
I want to slam that ass too, mate.
>post yfw Goldberg comes back for the RR and he and Roman have a spear-off
>>862600
2 months, cant forget about fastlane senpai
>>862569
>Only 2 men have won from the #1 spot and one of them is the heart break kid Shawn Michaels!
I can hear it already
its either roman or cena winning the rumble. no one is going to be made this rumble...sigh
>>862608
have you watched the past year with reigns?
>>862614
Whelp, my imagination can take it from here. 'Preciate that, kinfoke.
>>862630
Gee I wonder why they never mention the other man who won from the #1 spot
Pork lazor wins RR, Roman uses his rematch clause to main event wrestlemania and it's a complete repeat of last year but with no mitb to save us and roman wins and is already a 3 time champion in the space of 6 months.
Great. And I was starting to be okay with Roman too.
>Styles and Nakamura are going to be fed to Roman
>>862633
>cena wins the rumble
>roman wants his rematch at wrestlemania
>but triple h says no, you must face me first
>setting up the rock to avenge his cousin's title loss
THRICE IN A LIFETIME
Royal Rumble 2015 Preview.
See all you Hogan Poster fans next week.
# Bring back Hulk Hogan
>>862684
How you want your Rumble senpai?