>mfw Road to WrestleMania coming up, which means WWE is about to start picking up finally
>I mean, it can't get any worse right?
>bring in an anonymous jobber to make your top heel look strong
>don't tell the kid wrestling is a work until after the match
This scene was straight out of the 70s NWA
Describe each champion in ONE or TWO words
1. Triple H
2. Brock Lesnar
3. Hulk Hogan
4. Stone Cold
5. Kurt Angle
6. Bret Hart
7. The Rock
8. John Cena
9. Seth Rollins
10. CM Punk
IWGP Heavyweight Championship
Okada (c) vs. Hiroshi Tanahashi
IWGP Intercontinental Championship
Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. AJ Styles
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Championship
Kenny Omega (c) vs. KUSHIDA
IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Championship
reDRagon (c) vs. Matt Sydal & Ricochet vs. Roppongi Vice vs. Young Bucks
ROH World Championship
Jay Lethal (c) vs. Michael Elgin
IWGP Tag Team Championship
Bullet Club (Karl Anderson & Doc Gallows) (c) vs. GBH (Togi Makabe & Tomoaki Honma)
NEVER Openweight Championship
Tomohiro Ishii (c) vs. Katsuyori Shibata
Vacant Never Openweight Six-Man Tag Titles
Bullet Club (Bad Luck Fale, Tama Tonga & Takahashi) vs. Toru Yano & Briscoes
Hirooki Goto vs. Tetsuyta Naito
Are we hyped?
I dunno why you'd post this in a sports entertainment thread, but yes i'm fucking hyped
Chris Hero is now an obese slob, never had the look, mediocre at best in ring and would have been a comedy jobber at best
Cabana is utter shit don't even debate me
Punk is a cuck, Heyman was probably looking at him in terms of marketing to scene girls (which is why Jeff got the title) so I'm glad he's gone.
I would prefer a brand split but without outlels
Is your body ready for the WrestleMania of professional wrestling?
>people waking up/staying up to watch this
Real B, here,and no I would not. One of the worst looking divas. Charlotte is better desu
>fake Biesel having shit taste
> tfw Evan Yawn, Bent Manletta and The Dung Cucks are unironically on a card near me
> tfw their only 'star' that isnt a generic chink or a WWE reject is an ugly chinese version of Freddie Mercury
> tfw the 2 greatest moves in outraw perupowerrangersingu are literally a short arm clothesline and tripping over your opponent
> 26,000 fans is all they could attract
> NGayPW expects to be taken seriously
> the state of NJPooW
They all got hate. THe rock left on good terms though. Stone cold left because of stuff he didnt want to admit like injuries and a feeling like he was being tossed aside for brock.
Lesnar was just a weird situation all around but he always seemed like a guy who was just in it for the money regardless.
Punk trashed everyone, the wwe, wrestling, vince, hhh, the fans and even his IWC fanbase, which is why it puzzles me why people still try to defend him.
He pretty much tells any wrestling fan asking him wrestling related questions nowadays to fuck off. Punk is completely contemptous of wrestling as a whole. Austin though the Lesnar booking was retarded, but he still loved and respected the business.
It puzzles me how salty people are over someone feeling mistreated left their job for a break, got fired on their wedding day and literally did nothing but answer questions he was asked a million times.
Me either. Stone Cold left and talked a bunch of shit too. Even now he's still very critical of the product. A lot of former talents bad mouth WWE for that matter. I'm sure that list would be a mile long.
Smarks got salty as fuck when he left, then the hate started. And you know how they love to bandwagon.
> wrestlemania of professional wrestling
> so irrelevant it only attracts 26000 fans
> less than the average japanese boreball game
Nice company you got there weeb
I thought gooks were into wrassling?
Rather be part of 26000 intelligent fans with refined tastes than one of the millions of slovenly retards like you.
>i post hart family cucks so you know its me
>People attacking CM Punk for shitting on the Phantom Menace
It is. I hadn't posted on this thread prior to my response to that dude.
>some people hate namefags
>will literally impersonate them to make some sort of point
I dunno where he's going with it, but I'll play along
Ok first of all
>gets a reaction in dead crowds
>giving a reaction
>one of the few to get reactions
Pick one and only one.
>kevin 'can I eat it' owens still in
i wanna go on a zoo tour with Owens.
i bet he knows all kinds of things about zoos.
The company knew about Lesnar so at least he went out on his back. Rock was a gradual process and made a GOAT heel character out of it, and was always very supportive of WWE in media afterwards etc. Stone Cold probably got shit but there was less social media and he eventually came back and all was forgiven. Meanwhile Cuck Man Phil is a whiny bitch crybaby who hates his fans and has absolutely nothing positive to say following a long and successful run that made him millions.
>he thinks he was number 3 of the attitude era behind the rock and stone cold
>vince actually says to his employees "i just book the shit and you guys have to make it look good"
>he actually punched hbks wife for real
Is this the part where you tell us HHH was the number 3
>cheap heat Rosenberg aka "I think Nikki Bella is the best diva in the division btw Nikki can you send me more free stuff"
>1. Triple H
>2. Brock Lesnar
>3. Hulk Hogan
>4. Stone Cold
>5. Kurt Angle
>6. Bret Hart
>7. The Rock
>8. John Cena
>9. Seth Rollins
>10. CM Punk
I hope he one day beats the living hell out of the entire roster for no reason one day.
>unironically disliking based Roman
you should listen to your wife's son anon, that's who the product is made for
>someone with zero charisma or mic skill
You say that as if the current roster is full of people lacking these attributes and you're not just cherry picking the one wrestler you don't like and choosing to hate on him, and writing your reddit-tier rants on here as if we care.
My wife and her boyfriend are going on a holiday so I'm taking care of his son for him - he loves Roman Reigns and John Cena so I'm taking him to a WWE event. It's my first event, anything I should expect?
>the architect of the attitude era didn't deserve his push once all the stars left
>I unironically like The Miz
>MizTV is a masterpiece
if you don't appreciate the Miz you got fucking worked
>tfw no more out of venue matches
I remember someone saying a new hardcore title could really be good with the advent of social media and the network as it could mean matches could be announced at any time outside of shows and be followed live. I have been obsessed with that idea since.
Diva is an insult, both for the actual definition of diva and that fact that Stephanie McMahon's creative abortion called the Diva's Division is aggressively terrible and ruins everyone it touches
>the word 'diva' is literally an insult, just call it the fucking womens division
>the rumble at least has a little bit of joy when you see who shows up.
But then WWE screws that up.
When is Gail Kim going to quit carrying the TNA's knockout division and return to WWE where she belongs?
>tfw Cesaro was the only reason to watch the product heading into Survivor Series and then ate shit and died
I hope he's back soon.
Still undecided on Itami. I think he'll probably be NXT champ soon but I don't really have a reason to root for him at the moment. Isn't he undefeated in NXT so far?
>RAW ME is Roman vs Sheamus
Maybe if they havent made him and LoN such jokes the ME could turn to be interesting.
>B-but Vince is an special referee
He will get knocked out and a legitimate ref will end the match with Romin winning.
Aren't you kinda hoping that happens though? For one thing Sheamus as champ heading into Mania would be the worst case scenario, and for another it'd just mean that Roman would win the Rumble again.
I'm all for this fucking Roman/Sheamus feud ending ASAP. If it means we have to sit through a shitty RAW on Monday then whatever.
>Kevin Steen changed his name for Kewin Owens because of his son, named after the late Owen Hart
He's a bro.
Bring lots of money, cash, kids gonna want a lot of shit, you want to leave a good impression don't you? Also, need his good favor, in case the wife asks if you made sure to go to the bathroom during divas match and you didn't
It was still several miles ahead of what roman is doing, he cant wrestle for shit and he cant talk. The only reason hes there is because hes part of the anoi tribe thats it if roman was just a random wrestler off the street he would be gone by now
>not listening to WWE wrestler themes with your wife and her son
>Not listening to Forceable Entry while playing in your basement with your action figures in middle school
>The North American Wrestling Rankings blog released its stats for who recorded the most televised wins in 2015. The records are based off of only televised and PPV matches from the year 2015.
>Finishing No. 1 for the men’s singles category this year was Roman Reigns, who finished at No. 8 in 2014. Gail Kim placed first for women. She finished third in 2014. In the male tag team category, Big E and Kofi Kingston of The New Day came in first. They finished 32nd in 2014.
>2014’s winner, Rusev, fell to sixth place for 2015. In the women’s category, 2014 winner Paige dropped to sixth place. For tag team, The Usos dropped to 15th place.
Time for njpwfus
Who hyped for WK10 tomorrow?
> he got worked by Table Spots
Sheamus's track record is already better than BBYGURL's will ever be, no matter how many of the best wrestlers in the company get their marching orders to carry him