I'll start with an easy one
>many different hair styles
>never main evented wrestlemania
>reaction pic machine
I gotta nice one
>big ass fucking mouth about everything
>great talker though
>fame and success in every company BUT WWE
>caught up in drugs and got all Korn'd out when he came to WWE
>went nowhere and ultimately is a missed opportunity
This one is a bit difficult, but can be figured out if you paid attention to most/all of the hardcore matches back then....
> won the WWF Hardcore title in their debut WWF match
> lost the WWF Hardcore title in their last WWF match
No charisma doesn't apply but I'm sure you mean Kevin Owens.
>deserved much better career
>Gorgeous flowing hair
>Not in the ring every week, but still has a good effect on the show he's on.
Overrated as fuck
Lowest drawing champ of all time
Muh technical ability
Muh no charisma
Muh never drew a dime
He doesn't wrestle anymore
Now he just comments on wrestling
He sucks dick
His girlfriend is a nigger
>surefire Hall Of Fame entry derailed by mimicking the legend of Hercules, at least the part that led to his labors
[spoiler]>can make some coffee in the time it takes to beat a man [/spoiler]
[spoiler]>can also take a whizz and wash his hands in the same[spoiler]
[spoiler]>allegedly made the A-lister piss blood[/spoiler]
Was ok in the 70s
Was shit in the 80s
Was absolute garbage in the 90s
Stank up the joint hard in the 00s
Rotten fetid shambling corpse in the 10s
Biggest meme wrestler ever
Every single match is the same
Every promo is the same
More of a clown than a wrestler
Overrated by inbreds
Has less money than me
thank god I was starting to lose hope someone would get it
They walk among us.
The world is a big place. There are fans for literally everything.
> outlaw wrestling aficionados
> appropriating our memes
>ask to see a wwe superstar as your dying wish
>hear stories of how john cena makes the visits all the time
>"he's making a movie so we gotta send someone else for this kevin owens fan"
>send jack swagger
But of course she specifically requested to see Swagger
I'm not gonna lie: I find that amazing. It proves that even the lamest, most ridiculed WWE wrestlers can have real fans out there somewhere. She clearly saw something in him as a WWE superstar that the rest of us don't see
This is obviously about Bret Hart but you fucked it up by saying he was the lowest drawing champ. He wasn't. You should've said "one of the lowest drawing champs".
Bret is in the bottom 5 worst draws along with HBK and Sid but he's not the worst. Nash is widely agreed upon to be the worst drawing WWF/E champ.
I tried to be as specific as possible without giving it away, you got it.
>was in the best film starring a wrestler
>beat Hogan clean in WCW
>only got one singles title working for Vince.
>only got into wrestling cause others in his family pushed him to do it
>had a career in college sports an unlike most others, injuries weren't why he failed to do anything in the pros
>had zero charisma or innovative character ideas in the indies
>but the bookers thought he "had the look"
>so they shelved the careers of 2 other already "over" stars
>one of which was already at one point the main champion of their promotion
>created a tag team in which the entire script was always leave the hot tag to the chosen one
>have him hide behind their wrestling and promo skills
>ultimately make it to the big times
>once they finally break up the team the other 2 literally pick right up where they always were as singles stars
>the "chosen" one quickly gets exposed
>promoters still did everything they could to get him "over"
>finally put the belt on him
>have managed to pull out every dog and pony show during his would-be solo live-in-ring promos
>the ratings are still just yo-yoing at insignificant margins
>and the others in those segments are the ones actually getting what ever slight "non wrestling media" attention
>most overrated superstar of all time
>only over because of cursing and beer
>not even half good in the ring
>pretty much over because of beer
>sweaty muricans wanna watch badass beer drinker on tv while drinking beer
>give him an atv while at it, shit
>injured, thankfully never seen in the ring again
Here's a good one
>whats on his palm
>on his first night in a new company he breaks the top star's fucking hand
>gets top billing for a short while
>banished to the lower midcard
>top billing again
>drowns in lower midcard
>finally becomes an upper carder as a heel with a fucking shit gimmick
>made best of it though
>now all i can say is that he needs a motherfucking haircut