How would Peter Parker do in WWE?

>flippyshit outlaw

BOMESAW IS READY!

He would job to Bonesaw like the vanilla midget he is.

Pre-spider: Ring crew at best.

Post-spider: Combo of Hunico and Neville with a dash of Ryback. Probably cuts Flair-eqsue crazy promos to hide the fact that he's still a dork despite all the powers.

>>857825
>Probably cuts Flair-eqsue crazy promos to hide the fact that he's still a dork despite all the powers.
so he joins new day where he can be himself?

>>854824
Bad guys learn parkers secret identity. Bad guys show up and blow shit sky high. Parker never gets to fight and by the end of the arc everyone has forgotten Parker is spider-man.

>>854824
HEY FREAKSHOW

YOU'RE GOING NOWHERE

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The Human spider wins the royal rumble 2016 then defeats reighns at mania!!!!!!

I would imagine he would suck a muscular dick thats what they do in the WWE right? Yall know yall are closet homes right?

Depends, what does it say in the script?

>>871021
>>876378
alright wrestling fags listen up real close cause this is the last and final chance i'm giving your fat asses to get off my board.

/asp/ was originally created for people who who actually participate in their sports. which is why you see threads like MMA where people discuss styles and give others tips. NOT because they think it's cool after seeing it on a fucking tv show like you nerds but because it helps us become better fighters in real life. you see our practice of these sports has given us the right to post here. how many of you actually train to become "wrestlers" (i keep the word quoted because it's not really wrestling it's fucking soap opera)? i bet there's not a single one who actually is training. NO you just watching your shitty tv show all fucking day. THAT'S NOT WHAT THIS BOARD WAS FUCKING MADE FOR

IT WAS MADE FOR PEOPLE WHO PARTICIPATE IN THEIR SPORTS

IS IT SO FUCKING HARD TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEADS??????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU FUCKING RETARDED AUTISTIC SHITS

maybe we could come to some sort of agreement since it seems that the guys over on /sp/ really hate you (with good reason) and don't want you back i guess you have no choise but to stay here. BUT can you atleast limit the amount of threads you make? im not saying you can't make threads but add a few rules to it

>only make a new general when the old one drops to page 3
>don't make shitloads of threads about the same subject (really there's no need to)
>smal items don't need their own threads you can just put them in the general
>stop the fucking retared "is he autisic" threads and other shitposting
>STOP FUCKING USING TERMS LIKE "PLAYING WITH TOY GUNS" OR "MMAUTISTS" AND STOP FUCKING CALLING REAL WRESTLING GAY
>that means no trolling of ANY kind

if you can comperehend this set of rules i believe we would be happy to accept you here and allow you to post your threads

thank you

>>876395
But you're wrong. This board was made for pro wrestling, but you wouldn't know that since you're a newfag. Sports enthusiasts started posting here since they felt it was their appropriate home or because their threads didn't get enough traffic on spee.

You don't make up the rules either. People calling real wrestling gay is a direct response to people calling pro wrestling gay and you know it. Toy gun trolling is a comment on the fact that you tolerate plenty of bullshit i.e. airsoft but won't tolerate wrestling.

Finally, gookmoot has had the final say and wrestling stays, as was originally intended. You don't get to say shit, in fact, you should be grateful you get to share our board in relative peace, or at least did until you started giving us shit for posting here.

Now stop taking 4chan so seriously you massive homo. If the shitposting gets too much, just go away like the rest of us sane people do.