>alternative "sports" >"wrestling"

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>it's scripted
>they still need to be somewhat athletic to endure bumps
>most wrestlers have athletic backgrounds
Wew

http://strawpoll.me/6385778

>>848494
Well, it IS as much of a sausage-fest as the average futafuck's mind.

>>848496
No one said wrestling isn't athletic, but sports are, by definition, a competition. Wrestling is not a competition, it's a stage play.

>>848496
>none of the people watching it actually participate in it

Mayuri > Ruka > Suzu > Kurisu > Faris > Shining Finger

>>848599
>sports are, by definition, a competition
wat

>>848606
Sports are a competition of physical skill and/or fitness.
How would you define a sport?

>>848609
Preferably using a dictionary and not every fucktards individual opinion?

>>848612
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sport
>: a contest or game in which people do certain physical activities according to a specific set of rules and compete against each other

>>848615
>a physical activity (such as hunting, fishing, running, swimming, etc.) that is done for enjoyment
Go fuck yourself.

>>848616
I don't think the wrestlers are doing it for enjoyment, they're doing it because it's their job.

>>848618
I never said Wrestling is a sport.

I'm just saying that martial arts doesn't mean competition.

>>848619
No, but martial arts that are sports are competitions.

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>>848494
> the Alternative Sports and Rrestling board
> people make threads about their hobbies
> cry when their offtopic threads get shitposted in

>>848601
What difference does that make?

>>848625
/asp/ies got so BTFO when /wwe/ came that they made some autistic "rule" that you must participate in your sport in order to post here

>>848621
See the prior shitfling.

Martial arts are sports, but not necessarily competitions.

From the looks of things.

/WWE/ is that pothead wigger wannabe who was never committed to anything in school or life except for weed and partying. Then on day he calls out a faggot who beats his ass and he gets expelled for starting everything in the first place. Now he sues the guy who beat his ass and the school for damages all because he didn't win.

> TL;DR /WWE/ are bigger babies than Ronda Rousey.

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>>848671
10/10
Is this you Poo?

>>848671
What a terrible analogy

>>848675
What an obvious samefag
Pretty shameful 2bh

>>848671

>This is the pinnacle of /asp/ie "banter"

>>848685
I think is was a good analogy /WWE baby lol and not samefag

>mandrama

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>hate mandrama
>post on the mandrama board anyway

>>848694
> /WWE/ kiddies BTFO now on damage control

WEEEEEEEW

>>848698
That's hot bro ;) glad you finally banged your sister

>>848697
This is the most laughable case of false BTFO claim i have ever seen
Try again but this time with actual banter

>>848705
I'm glad there's a sport where man children sit in front of a TV and look at muscular men do what they wish they could :)

>>848710
I've heard of MMA too, haven't had time to watch it yet though

>>848711
>I'll just say it's MMA instead of what was implied. That'll validate my wittiness.

I think so shitty staged fights have gotten to your head m8. You seem to think you're making banter ;^)

>>848721
well that comeback was almost as pathetic as your life

>>848721
Maybe you should go and bump your dead general lad, crying itt about us cucking your board from you doesnt seem to be achieving much does it ;)

>>848727
You ain't cycling shit. They're dead cause we actually preticipate, fight, and skate. All that the active /wwe/ generals mean is that y'all have nothing better to do than jerk it to faggy staged fights lol

>>848729
Cucking*

>>848729
and what sport are you participating in?
internet fighting championship? xD

>>848735
Collegiate Wrestling (Catch/Greco/Freestyle) + Judo + Boxing
Also dabbling in BJJ

I found my passion, what's yours? Watching a guy on TV doing things you could be doing if you actually trained and applied yourself?

>>848742
Clearly you have very little time to spend on the internet. Why are you wasting it arguing with me, a mandrama loser, when you could use this time to discuss your sports in your generals (in which case they also wouldn't be so dead).

>>848746
Good point :)

>>848750
I'm always happy to help my inferior man

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>>848729
> preticipate

>>848742
So your passion is hugging other sweaty men on the floor, nice to know
>>>/lgbt/

>>848753
Big words for a man with a small penis

>>848768
don't see any big words in your post

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>>848671
>>848689
>>848697
>/WWE/

>>848618
The Undertaker is 50 years old and he is still wrestling pretty much only because he enjoys it. He's a multi-millionaire from all the wrestling, he can retire whenever he wants, it's just that the rush of 10,000+ people cheering you on is enough to keep guys who are old as fuck going.

"it's fake"

>>848705
>actual banter
You mean shitposting and jerking each other off over MUH BANTZ and MUH BRO CULTURE?

>>848837
Well, it is. Wrestling is no more a sport than Cirque du Soleil

I'm fine with WWE, I just wish they'd keep it down to TWO OR THREE THREADS TOPS.

This board was a fucking great board, with surfing, sailing, skating, skate/longboarding, martial arts, rock climbing etc.

Now it's just WWE AND WWE DIVAS WOOOOOOO

>>852708
Dont forget those cool nerf gun and super soaker threads. Those were great

>>848494
exactly
Wrestling isn't a sport, it's not an alternative sport, thus the name change. >>848599

It really should be under tv or entertainment or some shit, though. It's no different from a soap opera.

>>848494
>&

>>852708
Case in point, I've got about 100 threads hidden right now.
There are only about 150 on this board in total.

>>852862
> 0utlaw wr3stling
By all means, keep pretending you arent officially orifice obliterated lad

>>853085
Case in point exactly
Both of your tears nourish me

>>>/qa/397571

>>853114
> waaaaa
Beta aspies still crying
Why is no one surprised

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>>853124
> he got his board cucked from him by a bunch of mandrama fans

>>853134
> this passes for 'bants' to an aspie

> you're

>>853141
ive been on gear for 15 years and have knocked out many known hard cunts

Come on then aspie lets fight

You punch your screen then i punch mine, whoever hits the hardest until the other person gives up wins
You first

>>853124
> take action
By typing out some butthurt words then posting them?
Affirmative as fuck brah ;)

>>853163
> falling for pasta
> thinking roids affects someones dick
El oh el, sheltered much lad?

>>848494
What's next, chess?