This one's gonna be a shitter
Yep. I was going to go, but I realized what I was gonna be getting. I doubt I'll regret my decision.
YEAH BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE THE BIG DOG
lets get this shit over with
>it's a The Club lose vs the New Day for the 1736494 time episode
First for the Real Big Dog
>>2042826
Strowman is CUTE
>mfw the BIG DOG goes over on Sunday
What RAW superstars do you think has the best beef
Sasha < Summer < Alicia < Lana < Bayley < Nia < Dana < Emmalina < Steph < Charlotte
>>2042826
Braun looks like Chad Gable after Gable visited /asp/
>>2042836
Do poos like Ramen just because he kind of looks like one of them?
thoughts on this girl
>WWE failing so hard they had to lay off King and Lita and retire the preshow
>>2042837
stop forcing this terrible meme
Who /RAWlpha/ here?
For the Smackneets watching here (I know you're silent and plentiful):
>The main event of SS featured two RAW superstars
>The Universal Championship is listed BEFORE the WWE on wwe.com - signifying its higher status and the higher status of RAW overall
>SJWdown's "superstars" are manlet indies designed to appeal to autistic neet weeaboos
>SJWdown's tag titles are LITERALLY SILVER - symbolising their place in the brand pecking order
Feels good to be with the A-show
Who /notwatching2ndweekinarow/ here?
I don't know if WWE can pull off three decent Raws in a row, the past 2 were pretty fun, and the fact they're using a lot of different stuff, like the bar scene and other backstage fights.
JOHN
FUCK DOCTOR DEATH
>>2042856
>SJWdown's tag titles are LITERALLY SILVER
Better than ya copper tag belts ya dweeb
>RAM ruins based Emma tonight
;_;
>>2042873
can make pipes with copper
practical and stylish
>>2042864
Raw will never be good because it's got a full extra hour to completely ruin whatever it does well.
Not to mention it's got Super Roman so there's guaranteed to be at least one boring, predictable segment
I honestly believe they are trying to make Big Dog look good by making everyone else look shit. And its working, for me.
>>2042882
Based Vince always gets his way
>>2042882
>i'm getting worked
We know
>>2042875
this is a crime
dark emma is literally best girl
>>2042876
>can kill werewolves with silver
Also way more stylish
>Seth Rollins report
Seff can't carry a talk show segment get the fuck outta here
Kevin Owens had a show once, give him one
>>2042891
>he had a show on an OUTLAW internet channel
give me a (you) if you're part of the /roman empire/
>>2042896
nope
on fanclub im with is the /A-Listers/
>>2042895
Give him one on a Sheriff internet channel
>>2042896
you
>>2042896
>3 years and still now a draw
The face of raw
>>2042905
yes he is still now a draw
thanks for the compliment
>>2042878
That's why I said they were decent Raws. The extra hour really does hurt them. On Reigns I'd say he's been doing fairly well recently, aside from the super bullshit, his promos have been alright, keeping pace and even outshining Owens after that horrible fuck up.
I try and give Raw a chance, don't immediately say it's going to be shit. It really depends on how much time they have to waste vs the actual fun enough stuff, like Rusev and Sheamus/Ceasaro, although the latter is simply bias because I'm irish and have always been a Sheamus fan.
>>2042896
DA BEG DAWG
>>2042886
if Mad Max and Bret Hart had a baby
>>2042896
go to your general practitioner and seek advice about your micropenis situation
I'm only here for BRAUN
>>2042916
give me a (you) if you supported /ourguy/ since june 2015
Well, the pain starts now
>>2042919
Here's a (You) for God Emperor Trump
scale of liquid shit to stale graham cracker how good will this show be?
>>2042917
Based Bigger Dog
is she really redebuting tonight?
>>2042919
Yep.
>>2042919
>those maps
please oh please let the nig day lose today
>>2042855
I bet you're that slime faggot. Well guess what, you're no longer the worst shitposter here
>>2042919
Since he walked down that goddam escalator
Cuck gay opening this trash show
>NEW DAY OPENS RAW
>>2042919
>starting with the New Day
so , are they going to let them have the record or not?
GG SD wins.... again
DROPPING THE BELTS TONIGHT BOYS
>>2042937
demolition is white so yes
fuck those unfunny niggers
>not the main event
If women can main event then tag teams should main event.
>NEW DAY OPENS RAW
>>2042826
I want his nuudes
THIS IS FUCKING CRINGE
Fuck Demolition for trying to sue Vince.
>Tonight is for you Grandma
You can't fucking meme after saying some shit like that
Smackdown already won
>inb4 New Day looses without anyone on their team getting pinned
MY NAME IS ENZO AMOREGAY
AND I'M A BONAFIDE V AND A CERTIFIED CU.CK
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
AND THIS RIGHT HERE, THIS IS BITCH ASS.
AND HE'S 3 INCHES LONG.
AND YOU CAN'T. TEACH. THAT.
BADA BOOM. REALEST FAGS IN THE ROOM. HOW YOU DOIN?
THERE'S ONLY ONE WORD TO DESCRIBE OUR COCKS, AND I'M GONNA SPELL IT OUT FOR YA
S A W F T
Holy shit the cringe
>>2042919
ever since the first debate, homie.
.
New day holding the strap ONLY in the name of affirmative action and diversity bullshit
C R I N G E
R
I
N
G
E
>>2042937
>allowing niggers to hold records in Trump's America
>Grandma
Fuck I didn't ask for the cheap feels
>Tonight is for you grandma
What a faggot. I hate people who use sympathy cards
Oh boy I can't wait to see these nigs win...
>tonight is for you grandma
I hope Woods' Grandma got Lynched
>>2042826
ishii stroman tag team when
haha benis :DDDD
>big meaty third leg
Okay I laughed
BBC! BBC! BBC! BBC!
>Grandma
Fuck right in the feels guys
who is the jannetty of the new gay
>>2042951
>taking the time to write this out
>dick jokes
>pg era
that...came out of nowhere...
was that a fucking dick joke
>>2042940
>implying Luke "Nigger Grave Digger" Gallows won't shoot pin Kuckfi
>>2042841
Underrated kek
HEEEEEEEYYYYY MAN
B E N I S : D D D
E
N
I
S
:
D
D
D
>thinking the new day aren't going to lose their titles tonight
seriously you are all idiots if you think they are going to beat that streak.
>>2042970
Kofi
>>2042946
>>2042949
>>2042936
>unironically hating New Day
Smackneets detected.
wwe is awesome
/our guy/
anderson in cool tights now
>>2042979
>>2042958
they will obviously lose, you ficking retard
Cesaro with no reaction
HEYYYY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Dead crowd
1. Sheamus
2. Karl Anderson
3. Cesaro
4. Gallows
5. Big E
6. Kofi
7. Xavier
Order of most to least based in this match
>>2042980
I'll post my dick if New day loses
>>2042989
fucking this.
I hope they throw us a twist here and Nig Day loses.
If New Day loses the belts just hours before breaking the record, you are required to apologize to Triple H, Vince, Stephanie, and everyone working at WWE.
>>2042982
why would you like obnoxious gay niggesr?
>>2042994
Cesaro > Big E > Sheamus > Anderson > Kofi > Gallows > Reddit Negro
>Cisaro Siction
That Sheamus/Cesaro entrance was pretty sweet looking.
>tfw grandma and got an advertisement for a funeral home.
back to back posing during sheamus's intro is pretty cool
>inb4 new day turns heel and cheats to retain
>>2042995
No one wants to see that shit nigga
>>2042995
better have a timestamp
>>2042997
The twist is actually that they'd win.
crowd is dead
Based Cesaro proving that cruiserweights are unnecessary
>>2042844
>girl
>>2042947
Why the fuck they are suing WWE, Concussions?
>who you want to win
>who is going to win
>bullet club
>cesaro and sheamus
crowd died fast
that cartwheel was beautiful
>>2043005
They've already been cheating for like a month already. The only person in there you're supposed to like is Cesaro.
Kek that goat entrance
>Triple threat
>Not three wrestlers in the ring
Are they on the same team or something?
I have masturbated 6 times today already, about to start again soon.
>>2043013
Bullet Club
Nig Day
>>2043007
Of course
>>2043016
Did they...
>>2042970
Woods, not a good wrestler and only a hype man. He's like Road Dogg.
>>2043016
THEYVE CHEATED THEIR ENTIRE RUN AS CHAMPIONS
THEY HAVE EXACTLY 0 CLEAN RETAINS
>>2043005
literally every week
>Triple threat
>only 2 teams fighting at a time
I'm triggered
>>2043013
>literally everyone else
>new day
lets say New Day do lose the titles tonight. who do you think earns it more in this match?
>>2043018
Yeah, how does this work?
>>2043016
>new day aren't babyfaces
get a fucking clue
>>2043019
Fuck dude I jerked off all day once (fucking adderall) and blew 7 loads.
Fuck my dick hurt!
THE ROCKERS
>triple threat championship match
>hyping the "champion doesn't have to be pinned to lose" meme
>hyping how difficult it will be for New Day
New Day confirmed winning.
Why is WWE so predictable guys?
Where is raw tonight?
this match with the exact same wrestlers would be hype as fuck in lucha underground or nxt
what does raw do so wrong?
Based Club
>>2043025
Woods is actually decent, look at his work as Consequences Creed and his NXT days. Road Dogg was all talk, below average worker.
>>2043030
Bullet Club deserve it most, they won't win, though.
wtf are the rules to this match even
what the hell wwe
>>2043037
philly
>>2043036
>OVERCOME DA ODDS
Is he ever coming back bros?
I want some comfy Tyson/Cesaro matches.
>>2043030
The Club so they get some nuclear heat
>>2043038
PG
G
New Day have an 8.33% chance of winning
>>2043037
Philadelphia
>>2043030
Shesaro
>>2043035
They were never even champions yet just got mentioned as an all-time great team. Kek
>>2043030
you're a namefag i like.
i say Club. and praying on revival. kick the rest of the /raw/ tag division to the curb
>>2043042
18+
>>2043013
fuck. i didnt see this post before i made one
>>2042998
I will too
Wonder what's happening on Smackdown tomorrow
>>2043045
Only if he has a wheelchair match with Droz
>>2043037
HOLY SHIT CANT BELIEVE NEW DAY WON!!
It's here in philly
>>2043045
Tyson Kidd was shit, vanilla midget who looks like the bitch of the relationship with Natty.
>>2043045
WWE will never let him get within 20 minutes of a ring ever again
>>2043057
Hopefully memesworth gets blown the fuck out so I never have to see him again (or at least not as much)
So who's your favourite team in this /asp/? Hoping to see the Sheamus/Cesaro take home the copper.
Women in the main event again I bet
>>2043034
Bet you jerked it to guys at least once on that day.
Oh I can get banned here for 4 days if my post isn't wrestling related at least a little. So let's say you jacked it to Based Big Dog!
WCW>WWE
>>2043057
Ellsworth becomes the WWE Champion hopefully
>>2043052
thanks, anon
>>2043064
I love strange bedfellows tag teams so I want Shesaro to win this
DAILY REMINDER WWE IS FAKE AND GAY
>inb4 the New Day cheat to win and Chuck Foley demands that the match be started later on as a Hardcore Tag match where all the members compete at the same time
And here we see a prime example of rawtist wrestling.
Four white men, about to be overcome by the glistening black bulls. Who assert their dominance over them, and their wives, with sheer, vivacious force, and creative use of their big black meat.
Truly, rawtists delight in this, as they implant themselves onto those dominated crackers. Hoping in vein that one day, it may be them, or even their wives in that ring, with Big...E...Langston.
how does total divas do in comparison to other shows of that genre?
>Triple threat
>2 people in the ring
So whats the point of the third team? What incentive does the other team have to even tag in the other team?
>>2043074
wtf I hate WWE now!
fucking dead crowd
>anderson in tights
this a recent thing?
>>2043074
like your sex life
>>2043066
kek.
oh and uh, revival debit when
>>2043079
>Langston
LITERALLY WHO??
>>2043085
first time i think
>>2043079
Stop projecting your fantasies please.
>>2043085
yes
>>2043077
this would be great
there seems to be less nu males in the crowd this week
>>2043080
It's where we see Renee act slutty.
>>2043060
>implying that being dominated by Nattie would be a bad thing
Reminder that the women will close the show for the third straight week and main event roadblock.
This happening to Xavier when?
2 close calls? THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS AWESOME THIS IS AWESOME
Swiss 1 9
seriously?
That was the best sequence in a match in a long time
Based fucking Cesaro
>be american
>suck a cock
wtf i love cessaro now
What's with this fucker doing the 619?
that was pretty good desu
BOOYAKA
O
O
Y
A
K
A
Damn those ten beats of the bodhran were loud as fuck, pretty good crowd so far at least.
crowd its actually into it
Wow. Really?
WTF I love Cesaro now
WHITE BOIS BTFO!
Holy shit Cesaro is booked the same as Roman Reigns
FUCKING COONS
Wow what a surprise
Demolition BTFO!
NIGS WIN
POST NIGS
Sheamus and Cesaro are actually over as fuck
I'm okay with this
Has anyone ever been to a live show? I've been to three raws and three ppvs (Unforgiven 98, SummerSlam 00, Survivor Series 01)
I live in Greensboro, NC btw
YES!
YES!
YES!
I AM SO GLAD BOYS!
After tonight cesaro will get eternally btfo because writing
what a creative ending
SURPRISE
>shemeaus taking the pin
good
>>2043052
The Revival are going to be The Ascension when they are buried as fuck
>New Gay wins again
that was a decent match. I liked the pace a lot, beats the hell out of a 45 minute talking sequence
WHO
THE
FUCK
SAW
THAT
COMING
>>2043123
Not even close
INB4 YOU LOSERS WAIFU THE GIRL WITH THE DYED RED HAIR
REEEEEEEE
FUCK NEW GAY
How does it feel /asp/? How does it feel that based New Day are now the longest reigning tag champs of all time?
>finally get cesaro over again
>let new day win again
name a classic new day match, I'll wait
>>2043131
After he comes back stage and fucks up their party
BORING
BOORING
BOOORING
Can these nigger faggots lose the title now and fuck off forever?
crowd is dead as usual. why do they even travel to places that dont even cheer
>Follow the celebration throughout the night
NO!
>>2043129
Pleasant Garden here, I went to a RAW once at the GBO Colosseum
At least Bullet Club didn't eat the pin
>HERE COMES 20 MINUTES OF FILLER BEFORE, AND AFTER A CRUISERWEIGHT MATCH SO THEY CAN MAKE THE ROPES PURPLE
Wtf I thought Sheamus and Anderson were the ones legal in the ring. When did Kofi tag in?
>Nig Gay wins
Fuck this company. Who the fuck is buying all of their merch?
>>2043127
>another le funny edited backstage segment with Snooz Borrins
>>2043144
Wrestling is scripted. If it was real, they would have already sold the belts
>>2043127
>>2043144
Don't give a squirt of drizzling shit, they can lose the titles now
>>2043144
they aren't even top 20
Was Kofi even legal to make the pin?
Was Kofi even the legal man?
>>2043156
fucking this, wtf
The state of RAM
Lol @ commentators selling skills
>>2043129
a few Raw's in alany ny.
Mania 29 in nyc
>>2043127
Is he white?
where is this raw
>>2043155
yeah fuck this, see you tomorrow /smack/lads
>>2043155
Making the ropes purple is actually a really quick process, they get guys to come out and wrap the ropes in purple tape.
>>2043144
I'm mostly fine with it. Sorta killed Anderson and Gallows, though.
Okay, the Reddit niggers broke the record.
Can they lose the titles now?
Randy Orton on Shooter.
Will watch
>>2043173
london
why does every fucking wrestler have a talk show?
welcome to the tree of liberty, anons
>Bore Day wins
>Beats Demolitions record
Not that I care, but it's not like New Day defended the titles often. This is like the third time I can remember a title defense.
>>2043127
just like a few months ago, the non-legal man makes the pin cause WWE is garbage
>>2043153
I also saw some old WCW shows when I was younger. My favorite show was SummerSlam, such a classic, IYH:Unforgiven was your average Russo AE ppv, SS 01 was good as well.
>>2043173
Karachi
>>2043181
I DID NOT RKO THE PRESIDENT
>>2043180
muh butthurt
>>2043180
>Can they lose the titles now?
I assume they'll lose them at Mania.
>>2043186
they surprisingly lost every non title match too :^)
>>2043127
>check image folder
>no black people
Oh well
Digging andersons new tights
>>2043171
Supposedly the atmosphere was terrible for wm 29
Hooliganz BTFO
>>2043151
So they should stay in the UK?
>>2043198
Didn't they lose a Mania?
>>2043198
How many of there title defenses did they actually win and didn't resort to cheating as well?
>>2043127
Kofi was not legal
The madman has me worried guys
https://twitter.com/LukeHarperWWE
>>2043209
Non title match
>>2043199
Cena, AJ, and Dean with Ellsworth special guesting as a main event near me
Should I buy tickets Y/N
>>2043212
curtis axel is still in the royal rumble
most fappable wrestling gif or pic?
>>2043173
philly
Is Kofi not being legal a work? Is there gonna be shenanigans tonight?
LIVE SEX CELEBRATION
>>2043127
>>2043214
I know, I just remember the tag titles not being defended at Mania.
>>2043225
He tagged Cesaro
fucking cuck foley in the house
>>2043221
>>2043212
Kofi tagged himself in. Pay attention.
>>2043217
aint aj in an air boot?
BLACKED
Dead crowd
WHAT
IS
THIS
FAGGOTRY
>behind closed doors
S L I M E D
L
I
M
E
D
SLIMED
wwe was a mistake
Somebody fuckin cash-in and win the tag titles
>>2043213
Uh oh
WTF I LOVE NEW DAY NOW
>>2043239
A TV facsimile of your life
PLEASE BASED STEPH PUNISH THEM
MAKE THEM HAVE ANOTHER MATCH AND THEY LOSE
I want to get Steph wet too
>DRINKING
NOT PG
>CHAMPAGNE BUKAKKE ON STEPHANIE
NOT PG
>cuck foley left hangin
>>2043204
it wasnt that great.
but i as at the raw after, and the pop for ziggler was insane.
ntm the wacky chants that started cringe shit afterwards. it stopped being funny after that night
>>2043221
OH SHIT STEPH ARE GONNA MAKE NEW DAY DEFEND THEIR TITLES TONIGHT
Is Mick autistic ?
Good job Cuck Foley stupid fucking rapist
I identified four storefronts to say that champagne segment sucks
>>2043231
He tagged Anderson, Cesaro tagged in Shaemus, otherwise Shaemus wasn't the legal man to eat the pin.
>>2043217
Worth it for Cena alone don't know how long he's gonna be around
based byron
>>2043252
pg is just a tool to bring down everyone to the same vanilla level
>>2043257
pls
THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT THE ONLY DIET WITH DEW IN IT
Why does mick suck so much in the mic these days?
In b4 rape