> What is /asp/ Predicts...?
This is a thread where we all vote and see if we can correctly predict the results of the current PPV.
> What are the rules?
Just simply follow the link to do the survey and that's it. If a match ends in DQ or no contest however, that is scratched from the total for the interest of fairness.
> How's this gonna work?
After each match I will post the updated results to see WHO is on their way to being a clean sweeper.
> 7 matches in total to predict.
Link to vote: https://derpy.me/cRRuB
Please offer a courtesy bump after voting, good luck!
Courtesy bump
WWE #Fastlane Predictions:
Kalisto
AJ Styles
Big Show, Ryback and Kane
Kevin Owens
Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks
Charlotte
Dean Ambrose
I also predict that Enzo Amore and Big Cass will debut during the Edge & Christian bit with New Day.
Wildcard prediction: CM Punk returns (or at least Taker's Wrestlemania opponent).
Calling it:
Kalisto
Styles
Wyatts
Owens
Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks
Charlotte
Ambrose
Most predictable ppv since survivor series?
afraid to bump tqhlad
>>1000224
Del Rio
Styles
Wyatts
Owens
Banks
Bella
Reigns
>>1000359
>Brie wins and goes into mania.
>Charles Flair wins back at mania.
>Raw after Mania
>Brie retires with tears in her eyes
>>1000224
Thank you kind Anon, I'm gonna keep my head down for now since it feels like whatever I do gets deleted.
>>1000370
why the fuck they deleted the thread in the firts place? did you get another ban?
>>1000384
Na'h, but there was still no reason to the delete the thread in the first place.
> just_fuck_my_shit_up.jpg
courtesy bump
>>1000333
>Ambrose winning
>predictable
The way the match is booked leads to an Ambrose win (I'd love to see it), but let's be honest, the "predictable" outcome is for Reigns to pin Ambrose clean after Lesnar is taken out by the Wyatts.
I can't wait to either get out on the pre show or make it to the main event and lose.
Shit, I think I may have forgotten to attach my name to my votes. If you get a no name submission, it was probably mine. I chose
Kalisto
Styles
Wyatts
Owens
Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks
Charlotte
Reigns
>>1000506
Don't worry Borchmore my dear boy, your name is there.
My horrible predictions are in.
Alberto
Styles
Wyatts
Owens
Becky
Brie
Ambrose
Thread, take a bump.
>US Title Match
Del Río.
>Syles vs. Jericho
Styles.
>Six-man Tag Team Match
Wyatts.
>IC Title Match
Owens.
>Divas Tag Team Match
Who cares?
>Divas Title Match
Charlotte.
>Triple Threat Match
Reigns.
>>1000441
I don't think this pre show will absolutely annihilate people like the Rumble did
I hope I actually show up on the survey this time
>>1000224
Ziggler hits the Sweet Chin Music for the pin. Predicting it right now.
My car broke down... I'll have to watch this shit alone. What is the best place to order pizza and shit, papa johns let me down last time with that 1hr30m delivery time
>>1000632
Dominos. Chicken, white sauce, and red peppers.
Then get a mango chicken chicken bites.
Dorito
Styles
Wyatts
Owens
Sasha and Becky
Brie
Roman
>>1000632
Go Pizza Hut and get you some wongs to go with it
>>1000658
*wings
Hope I made it in time
>>1000224
Fastlane 2016 Predictions and who I'm rooting for
Kalisto (want him to win)
AJ Styles (want Y2J to win)
The Wyatts (want titans to win)
Kevin Owens (want Ziggler to win)
Becky Lynch & Sasha Banks (don't care)
Brie Bella (want Charlotte to win)
Roman Reigns (want Deano to win)
>>1000776
Why would you want Y2J and Titans to win ?!
>>1000848
Because Y2J is a veteran and one of my all time favourites and as for the Titans, I just don't really like the Wyatts that much, Harper's the only one I like to be honest fampai.
>>1000224
I'm probably going to win this time
Kalisto
AJ Sytles
The Wyatts
Owens
Becky and Sasha
Charlotte
Roman Reigns
>thinking there are other possible results
>people itt literally predicting Del Rio
Props to the writers for making me think that Dean actually has a chance, but it's still not going to happen.
>>1000224
bump'd
>>1000886
Das Boot
>>1000892
No props. People are only watching because they're selling dean so much to win this. It's a blatant bait and switch.
>All these predictions for Alberto Dorito to win the pre show
Am I missing something here? The hell is the point making Kalisto drop it so quickly again? Do people just think so because Sin Cara is back?
>>1000977
Y-you'll s-see.
We're up to 56 people, so not bad considering the lack of time people have had.
>>1000977
I BELIEVE
>>1000224
Lol i voted and didnt courtesy bump
Get fucked applesteve
>>1001243
>>1001266
Post the predictions already, i gotta go to bed
I hate how predictable/impossible to care about these matches are
>don't give a shit about the diva tag team
>charlote
>kalistoa
>wyatts
>styles
>owens
>want ambrose but am not gonna kid myself it's gonna be roman
>>1001282
Have a sneak peek.
Just recently discovered that CM Punk blocked me few months ago after my "burying past" replies in response to his "fake wrestling" rants.
Anyway, Styles vs Jericho could end with Miz's interference. I prefer a triple threat until Mania for #1 contender for IC title.
>>1001368
will it defeat survivor series for the most predictable ever?
>>1001368
Jesus if Titans or Jericho wins 90% of predictions are in the trash.
>Voted for Jericho
mybodyisready.jpg
Post the results sheet plese
>>1001602
It'll be like last month when Henry and Swagger cleared out damn near everyone in the Rumble predictions because everyone was guessing Dudley Boys.
Am i the only who thinks that lesnar will win because of ambrose going heel?
Roman wins shit Mania main event but at least the story can hopefully end
Brock wins WWE is without a world champ again eitherway
Dean wins WWE did something cool and awesome
>>1001678
Ambrose is not going heel
>>1001678
Bork vs Bray at Wrestlemania has been a given since the Rumble. Why do you think they're pushing the whole "Wyatts destroying titans" angle and why do you think they eliminated him at Mania? If there's one safe bet tonight, it's that Brock definitely isn't winning.
Courtesy bump
>>1001701
You're clearly wrong.
>>1001719
If Dean turns heel I'll personally fuck steve-o to death
>I was a little hyped thinking that the match was for the title
>Just got reminded that the match is for a shot at the title
>all hype is gone to shit since Roman its bound to win
>>1001726
Better run out and get some lubricant then.
>>1001738
>itd make fans feel sorry for roman
What
If anything they're going to cheer heel Dean beating the fuck out of Roman.
You know, like they were going to at Raw when they teased it, and then they booed when it was just a prank. Honestly, if WWE has any self-preservation in mind for Roman they should get Dean as far away as possible from Roman.
>>1001726
I don't know who you are... but I know I could out last you.
>>1001738
> make fans feel sorry for Roman
Like they did when Sheamus cashed in?
>cena predicts it
>punk doesn't deny it
>Dana white doesn't comment on it
>wwe puts his bio up with an update
He's coming home.
>>1001791
Post proof, mark.
>>1001791
Is that you Phil?
>>1001797
Prove that he is, pseudo-smark.
>>1001806
Already did beato.
I'm being a major mark.
I really voted for Dean Ambrose to win, even though I know better and that he won't
Closing in a little over 2 minutes.
>>1001826
I voted for Dean that way if I clean sweep I get the results I actually want but when Roman wins its just the typically disappointment in WWE
Kalisto
Styles
Bray-Senpai
Owens
Lynch Banks
Charlotte
Deano
Reigns turns heel either tonight or tomorrow and is handed the title after becoming Haitch's new bitch.