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>>2638528
He's always been horrible

they're told to say this shit
>WWE universe
>superstars
>road to wrestlemania

Lawler mailed it in the last 10 years, maybe more.

That said, the announcers continue to beat you over the head with tag lines. Ultimate thrill ride was said a million times.

His theme is based. Shame he isn't taller

>>2638497

> As a rational stoner, I -

>>2638578
>falling for the manlet meme
Incendiary is based though.

He was good in NOAH, but yeah, he doesn't work in WWE at all.

sad. he was such a fucking beast in NOAH. the WWE Style really kills all momentum and talent.

For a while he was the best wrestler on the planet maybe

Obviously. They'd have less videos, the writing would be "trying too much" and would feel forced rather than natural, and so on.

>>2638415
It was always cringe

>>2638418
It may be cringe but it's over and draws.

Charlotte and them are probably the only reason Gaytch is building up the Divas division. Whenever one of them is old enough, they'll repeat Evolution except with all females. God help us.

>>2638388
WWMEME won't be around when she's older. She's going to be a CPA and not go anywhere near wrestling

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>>2638397
>Whenever one of them is old enough, they'll repeat Evolution except with all females. God help us.

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> do Roddy caw promo packages
> job him to glass jap a week later

What the fuck is Aleister's ceiling? Cruiserweight champion?

Black is one weird looking fuck

>>2638299
Kenny King is really underrated as a wrestler
Great physique, decent wrestling skill and even good on the mic
Wrestles a lot locally in Vegas so I tend to see him regularly so I've probably seen him a lot more than the regular wrestling fan has

>>2638682
I've seen him a few times in Philly. He's pretty based.

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>>2638682
>even good on the mic
The dude has no charisma. No matter how much he acts like he does.

Looking forward to Okada VS Omega II. And then the G1, of course. Always the best time in the year for wrestling.

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Speaking of Sasha, look at her in this pic. Absolutely mesmerized to be standing next to the Rainmaker and grinning from ear to ear.

>>2638257
Wrestling is probably the least important thing in the wrestling industry, hell, even the most relevant thing that happened outside of wwe was the final deletion and the ''broken'' storyline

not possible. no ones going to reach cena tier again because he's already a part timer and everyone else in the company is dead in the water. when cena was coming up all of the older guys from the last generation were still active and putting other people over. now we have an entire roster of midcarders.

Obviously Braun Strowman

>>2638226
Roman will artificially fill the role but will NEVER be a draw

>>2638165
>buzzwords: the post

>>2638165
Your gf

really really hope xavier gets in some kind of super trouble with WWE. fucking hate that reddit pandering faggot.

>LE SHEIK BOOTS
>UNICORNS AND RAINBOW XDXDXD AINT I RANDUMB

>>2638164
You're forgetting that she would molest those girls in the ring because she's a predatory lesbian.

>>2638164
Yeah and the ring boys totally wanted Pat Patterson's cock too.

Holy shit OP getting BTFO by FP and SP

take off the boots, it's over.

It's still insane to me that Ambrose came out of the Shield split as a babyface, not only that, but as arguably the most successful babyface out of them all (certainly the case in 2014, at least). I never would have seen that coming.

Ambrose is over with the audience as a face right now. Maybe not as the guy level but definitely as an upper mid level. Making him heel for putting Roman over woouldn't benefit either of them

Ambrose is one of the most consistently over faces, unfortunately. I would also like to see him turn.

The Dean/AJ one is the worst one, what crack are you on? All of those were shit, makes sense why he wasn't kept around.

>McMahon, who had made it clear on several occasions he did not find Kaitlyn's muscular physique all that attractive, replied (and I'm paraphrasing): "If one of the Bellas showed interest in Cody, why would he ever look at Kaitlyn again?"
>Undeterred, I said, "Because plenty of men in our audience think Kaitlyn is hot whether you think so or not."
>Actually, I didn't say that. I believe my response was, "Fair enough, sir."
What a fuckin beta lmao

Is he seriously trying to take credit for the shield?

That dean, rollins, hero story is exactly what punk wanted.

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>McMahon, who had made it clear on several occasions he did not find Kaitlyn's muscular physique all that attractive, replied (and I'm paraphrasing): "If one of the Bellas showed interest in Cody, why would he ever look at Kaitlyn again?"

>>2638003
Non title match

>>2638003
....you pay attention to who wins?


DONT WORK YOURSELF INTO A SCHOLASTIC BITCH SHIT FINNA FINNA FINNA FINNA FINNA

>>2638005
That's stupid

Vince Russo is a blight upon wrestling.

>>2637973
The moment that killed WCW

>>2637973
>Russo fires Hogan
>WCW is dead 6 months later
Really makes you think