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>>2641506
Seeing how Steve Williams and Vader did in the US, I doubt it

>>2641511
>vader

He did do well though. For a long ass time. He was just old news when he hit wwe and still did okay there.

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>>2641487
>I LOVE BLACK GUYS

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>>2641487
Dean lets talk about renee for a minute here. She loves the kids, Just loves them, one question dean? why are they black?

you shooting blanks kid or do you just like getting cucked?

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Y'all cuckin?

>>2641468
f-f-f-for life for life

The Bollywood Boys are maybe too small.

>>2641489
Like they need to feud with J&J Security if they're gonna be that small.

>>2641433
i don't know where to watch it where i don't have to give them my dimes.

I'm too busy getting clues, taking showers, and having sex.

Maybe you should do some of that pinhead

>>2641433
>tell me ONE good reason why you don't watch GOAT Japan?
>actual reasons don't count
what were you trying to convey here?

They're both fridges so go look at Charlotte's if you want to see how they'd look

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Peyton needs to lose the tan.

>>2641356
>read the word fridge recently but has no idea what it means

If someone behaves like an autist but are socially active they have aspergers

he's tryhard

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>>2641341
yes especially when you have a youtube storyline with a guy that showed his cock to the kids on youtube

She has some truly fucked up luck. It sucks that WWE wasted so much time with that Emmalina crap.

Released after she heals. Good riddance. Glass jobbers are of no use to anybody.

>less divashit to deal with
suicide when?

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Stone Cold as VP to get the white trash vote

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Thread is shit.

>>2641246
If the rock is president who's going to be in his administration? I vote meng as defence secretary.

>>2641216
Roman declares himself transgender and competes in the women's division

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>>2641216
>fire everyone under six feet
>fire everyone who's first language isn't english except foreign heel gimmicks
>fire everyone who doesn't get a reaction when they come out

I would rather read Ryback's book

They're throwing money away by not releasing two separate books.

It doesn't matter. It will be filled with half truths to make themselves look better. I bet they don't even mention the threesome with Johnny Ace.

No.

>>2641186
Not next Cena, but at least 5 World Championships. Maybe the next Sheamus

Dude's young. He's only 30. He's got a bright future ahead of him.

That song from that guy on that show aftersmackdown has a good one I think

>>2641161
I'm a mack truck

Don't get run over
We some country boys working over time for it

Kings of the south

We never had nothing
Blue collar boys do it with our hands muddied

The wonder of the world is gone, I know for sure.
All the wonder that I want I've found in her.
As the hole becomes apart I strike to burn,
And the flame returns.

Every intuition fails to find its way,
One more table turned around and back again.
Finding a moral lost and found,
When she's not around,
When she's not around,
I feel it coming down.

Biggest mistake is giving him speaking lines. They should have went the brock route and just had him give a quick one liner and then fuck shit up.

Just like his raw post taker win. Don't give people shit to jeer about.

>>2641062
Giving him the cocky heel persona while pushing him as a face, followed up by pushing him as an underdog face despite winning all the time, followed by sorry excuse for promos written for him, and last but not least, giving him an end all push at the same time Daniel Bryan was shit hot, cementing smark hatred for the guy.

Regular WWE fans are like monkeys. They'll do what the more vocal fans do, and the vocal fans boo and shit on reigns.

As a performer, his worst assets includes his entire moveset. He's just not fun to watch. His finisher feels lackluster, his Sig moves are spammed to the point of hilarity, and his taunts are awful - particularly the cocking.

Outside of that, he's a spot heavy performer. You can tell watching him that creative have outlined a match for him, and he tries to stick to a script. He's shit when things go wrong and he has to think on his feet. It's a skill that is learned, not taught, but he's just inexperienced as far as actual wrestling goes

>>2641026
He's great in the ring and his gimmick is fun, but he looks like shit

I don't watch weekly NXT but he certainly felt special on the Takeover.

His entrance, his demeanor, the way he wrestled. Dude just felt very different, in a good way.

There is no discussion on leddit, only circlejerking.

But no, he's a cringeworthy edgelord that looks like he's never seen a gym in his life. Think CM Phil without the mic skills

>>2640994
CONFIRMED DRAW

STRAP A ROCKET TO HER VINCE

The real draw was Lana breakdancing and Naomi shaking her booty

>>2640994

How did she save the show when she was barely in it for 5 minutes from the lower rated episode that featured her heavily?