https://clyp.it/jwrfop41
How did WWE botch the cruiserweight division so much?
>Tournament that Vince had nothing to do with succeeded
>weekly TV show that has Vince's fingerprints all over it doesn't
It'll take years of constant exposure to gain a foothold with the general wwe audience.
>>2655055
>robot ninja titantron graphics
>purple belt
>purple ropes
>no flippy shit allowed
>no lucha libre
>half or more of the wrestlers have never seen the inside of a gym
>alicia fox is their ic title
>completely separated from the rest of the roster
>has no impact on the rest of what goes on in wwe
>the gay handshake
Seth's the safest bet by my estimation.
I thought for sure it was gonna be Balor, but after his loss against Reigns, that'd be retarded.
So maybe that's the way they're going? I can't tell what would be more retarded: Giving Balor the match after burying him, giving Reigns Lesnar this soon even though they want to build it to Mania or giving it to Wyatt, who absolutely no one would ever buy as a threat to Lesnar.
Not even they are stupid enough to give it to Samoa Joe.
I guess Rollins is the smart answer at this point.
>>2654977
Either Seth or Finn.
>>2654988
Demon balors probably gonna beat Roman next week
How can the old shitter even compete?
>>2654735
Like being good in the ring means anything in the WWE...
IO THINK SHE'S CUTE
>>2654735
This means less than nothing, nimrod.
http://shop.whatculture.com/product/adam-blampied-photograph
>If you own this you need to go take a shower, lift some weights and get a clue
Why would anyone ever want that?
Pacitti is the superior Adam anyway.
>blampied
>Giving a business presentation in a dimly lit room with maybe 100 people
>NJPW's ugly owner talking over a powerpoint
>"Our goal is to be the #1 wrestling company in the world. Also, WWE is 20 times our size, as you can see on this chart"
>"We will be seething for all eternity as we climb a mountain that gets taller every day"
Will they ever learn?
Will WWE drones ever learn, as firstly that graph is the toys and game market, and secondly sales are already up over last year with 3 months to go. Also the extra tickets for the G1 USA special sold out in 2 minutes.
WWE is 10% in-ring, 90% story
NJPW and all other indies are 90% in-ring, 10% story.
Story is what attracts the casual fans that make a promotion successful, and lack of story is the reason outlaw feds are just that.
>>2654452
>Story is what attracts the casual fans
hence why wwmeme's viewership has been dropping for 15 years straight
>cruiserweight division cutoff 225 lbs and below
>people under 180 are generally not allowed, except exceptional high fliers
i personally cannot watch people who i could beat in a fight so i think this would get the midgets out of the picture while forcing people near the weight limit like ambrose and ziggler to hit the weights or be king of the midgets.
should this be vinces last directive before he retires/croaks?
>OP thinks he can beat Ziggler or Ambrose in a fight
kek
>Ambrose
>midget
You couldn't beat a diva in a fight sizecuck
>>2654318
>Ambrose
>midget
Ambrose is like 6'5"
According to the cancer vola chat. Bayley will be leaking at 12:00 AM PT.
>>2654108
Who would ever want to see her gross flat chest?
According to those of us that don't have a single digit IQ, you're a moron.
Shut up you gay nigger Bayley may be terrible but her A S S is where it's at. If we lucky we may even get pussy
Wow. Another boring episode of Monday night Raw. Dead crowds, 50/50 booking, low energy, uneventful, lackluster shows. I see many disgruntled faces and unhappy viewers. Allow me, if you will to point you in the right direction. Pic related, here are the saviors of professional wrestling. No longer do you have to watch WWE and their incompetent booking (They managed to make the Hardy Boyz boring), no more kendo sticks on a pole match, no dumb shit here. Just a damn good product. If you aren't watching ROH & NJPW, what's stopping you? These three are unbelievably talented workers but they can't do it without your help. If you care about wrestling, if you want wrestling to be fun and relevant and fresh again, make the switch. One questions why you all choose to waste 3 hours of your lives to be repeatedly underwhelmed and disappointed every Monday night, in the hopes that SOMETHING finally interesting happens. You no longer need to torture yourself doing so, they aren't worthy of your attention or your ratings, your likes, your retweets or even your view. It's time you give another promotion a chance to shine, one that has delivered time and time again. It's time for the old guard to step aside and let the young lions rise up to the occasion.
>>2653993
nigga I ain't all that shit
>>2653995
worked
>>2653993
Bet you I'm taller and heavier than all three of those guys. And I'm only slightly above average in height and skinny.
Shirai's comin' to WWE.
http://www.f4wonline.com/wwe-news/io-shirai-accepts-offer-join-wwe-235591
FATSUKA BTFO
F
>>2652260
>Killed ROH
>killed Stardom
>Will kill PROGRESS soon
IS NOT FAIR BROS
Pirate is also signed
What dies /asp think of Sasha Banks?
She is somewhat attractive for a horse.
she's JUST
>neigh
So where are all the Jinder memelords from three weeks ago? Finally figured out that he sucks, or what?
>>2651499
I have that same shirt
It was literally just me Jinder posting
I'll start up again soon I've just been busy
Well now they've moved on to Randy 'cause he said dives are bad.
>Has never had a good match
>The most boring wrestler of all time
>Only got to where he was because of nepotism and being tall
>Is a manchild who shits in bags
>Is a Trump supporter
Why do people like him again?
>>2651209
Finna worked by based snek.
>>2651209
>Is a Trump supporter
how is this bad? are we still being raided by plebbit?
Come on Bubba this is just sad at this point
Fat womanlets shouldn't be allowed to wrestle
kek gooka looks like a fat little child next to a real woman
>>2650988 (OP)
But what if your mum really wants to wrestle?
>>2650993
ITT: People and things not over during the Attitude Era.
>>2648737
Joe Boxer was mega over for some reason. I remember specifically asking my mom for a pair so I could sag my breeches and nig it up during middle school.
This only lasted for like 3 weeks, whereas now it would last for 2 years.
Did Chaz ever get fucking over?
Why do you seriously still watch RAW?
It has no value other than to deface and rape all of the values and traditions.
Imagine if instead of stone cold steve Austin as the man they pushed idk kurgan.
And forced kurgan down our throats.
Everyone felt special in the attitude era there were like 5 top guys.
Austin
Rock
Foley
Taker
Hunter
And others but anyone of them were ready and shined when they were allowed in the spotlight.
What is this gay ass shit on my tv.
A champ that never defends the title let alone show up, a guy most of the audience vocally dislikes as your main focal point, a belt that went on one dude, he got injured went on based fat man, who lost it to oldberg in 10 seconds who fucked off until mania to lose the belt in 4 mins to a faggots who's sitting at his farm fucking his sheep because his grandmas pussy is all worn out by now.
I tell you what the only way I'll watch raw is if strowman wins against Brock.
You really want to watch a program that for a complete year itd champ is never there and he squashes anyone with any credibility who works almost everyday year round just so he could finally lose to lowering ratings in the main event of mania?
Are you guys out of your fucking mind?
Once Roman beats Brock it's over.
Fuck raw, I'll watch Smackdown where everyone's got a fighting chance, the show is enjoyable, the stories make sense, and there's character development
Please all shipping aside.
In a world where you can watch the highlights of any raw on Hulu, the network, youtube, or the rest of the internet why are you giving vinnie mac what he wants.
Stop that shit.
Stop booing reigns, stop making noise be silent.
Stop watching raw you retarded faggots.
>>2647791
My phone auto corrected shitposting as shipping(just got the s8)
>>2647791
Best Post i read on asp.
It's made even worse by the fact RAW drags on for 3 hours. At least if an episode of smackdown is bad, which happens a lot less, it's only two hours and it's over.