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Does he have any chance?

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Did they /asp/?

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They make wrestling feel so real.. why there's a lot of people the shit on them here?

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I'll start with a current one NXT one, since it's related to NXT Takeover tonight.
Seriously, the only thing over about him is his theme.

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Rank the current WWE roster by physical attractiveness.

If you like girls, rank the girls.
If you like guys, rank the guys.
If you're bi, rank the ENTIRE ROSTER.

Here's my list:
1. Tamina
2. Stephanie McMahon
3. Ember Moon
4. Lacey Evans
5. Nia Jax
6. Alexa Bliss
7. Emma
8. Nikki Cross
9. Mickie James
10. Asuka
11. Ruby Riot
12. Dana Brooke
13. Naomi
14. Nikki Bella
15. Maryse
16. Natalya
17. Lana
18. Charlotte Flair
19. Bayley
20. Liv Morgan
21. Billie Kay
22. Alicia Fox
23. Sasha Banks
24. Carmella
25. Summer Rae
26. Becky Lynch
27. Peyton Royce

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>dentonfag just exposed himself

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The Big Lard in the yard

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no but seriously what the FUCK are these things?

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Was Austinetty only over because he appealed to white trash and rednecks?

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Will Ospreay and Ricochet made it on SportsNation on ESPN today with the Springboard Dragonrana.

https://twitter.com/annettereid24/status/865667516252782592

WWMEME BTFO by based Flippyshit!

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> What is /asp/ Predicts...?
This is a thread where we all vote and see if we can correctly predict the results of the current PPV.
> What are the rules?
Just simply follow the link to do the survey and that's it. If a match ends in DQ or no contest however, that is scratched from the total for the interest of fairness.
> How's this gonna work?
After each match I will post the updated results to see WHO is on their way to being a clean sweeper.
> NXT TakeOver: Chicago link: http://derpy.me/gaemU
> Backlash 2017 link: http://derpy.me/IXjyY
Please offer a courtesy bump after voting, good luck!

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ITT, Facts you probably didn't know about wrestling

John Cena is a fan of guns
Scott steiner wrestled in 1995 for ECW
The JR appearance at WM 33 wasn't a one-off

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Make a stable of at least four members with the current WWE roster right now.

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Raise your dicks, brothers! Always loyal to the Empress

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Haven't seen one of these threads in a while...

Say something you dislike about a wrestler that you like

Say something you like (that isn't sarcastic/backhanded) about a wrestler that you dislike

Ones that I like:

- Dean Ambrose: I know this one is already well-known, but Jesus Christ does he easily have the worst, least-effective-looking punches I've ever seen a wrestler throw

- Bray Wyatt: needs to end the cult leader gimmick. It's dead. He loses too damn much and no one can take him seriously as a result. It had a lot of promise but bad booking killed it, and now his Shakespearean rants just sound annoying because they're coming from some fat loser that can't even keep his group together

- Cesaro: impressive strength and moves, but he just doesn't have that 'it' factor to hang in the main event like so many people keep calling for...not without a mouthpiece

- Owens: I root for him but honestly, on his own - ON HIS OWN, mind you - he has done nothing memorable since joining the main roster. He also needs to watch his weight.

- Bayley: I love her butterface and her ass, but she is just cringe on the mic. So much so that I still hope that the unsure, insecure-sounding way she talks is intentional and part of the gimmick. Unfortunately that really seems like the best she can do. Oh, and also has the worst finisher in the company right now.

Ones that I dislike:

- Orton: really fucking surprised me in this Wyatt segment. He took something painfully cheesy and dragged a good promo out of it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU-ShHKItVE

- Big Show: his 2002-2003 SD! run was the best part of his WWE career...that's how he should have been booked from the beginning

- Enzo Amore: has one of the best, coolest-sounding names for a wrestler ever. The guy doesn't deserve that damn name

- Reigns: I like how he dives out of the ring over the top rope, mainly his form

- Sasha Banks: God-tier tummy and nice, tight little ass