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>>2663257
this thread again

get some new material

>>2662092
Horsha Skanks as champ for the upteenth time? No thanks.

BASED

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>>2662092

"Deep down, I bet Charlotte hates me."

>>2661288
hungry, need more semen

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>>2661288
"Why does everyone like my armpits so much?"

lemme tell you about a guy, we will call him dan
dan sucks, he wants to do martial arts but he doesn't listen, he's completely uncoachable.
you show him something and then ask him to do it at a later date, he will say you never showed it to him and make excuses. When you try to show him a new move and break it down, he flails around and tries to do it full speed. No, stop trying to do it fast, do it slow and correctly
spazzes as he flails again
no, do it slow, break it down like I did.
Ok ok I got it!
obviously you don't because you're not doing it right.
And still he continues to flail his arms, torque his knee and stiff leg is way through round kicks because he wants to do them fast.
forget about sparring, he keeps trying to "win" at sparring, he swings wildly with no technique as hard as he can instead of just working on good movement and distancing like was explained to him. He gets cocky and mistakes the fact that nobody is trying to knock him out with the idea that he's actually good.
of course he's a bitch too because if he even takes a slight bump he goes and mopes on the bench or goes home all pissed off.
grappling is even worse, he's a selfish and terrible uke. He wants to do reps on people and uses up all the time, but when it's his turn for someone to get reps in on him he walks off the floor. and Of course just like with stand up, he tries to rush through the moves at full speed instead of breaking them down slowly the first few times, so he never gets them.

>>2655286
His attempt to win at grappling is even more unfortunate. You can get lucky and tag someone better than you if they aren't paying attention, but you aren't going to accidentally beat a superior grappler when you're wrestling with them. He acts like a bull, spazzing as always, no technique, muscling everything, and he gets hurt every single time because he jumps around like an asshole. He pulled someone down on his own knee and twisted it sideways, and later on hit himself in the nuts with someone elses body. So after showing up to class late, not participating in the lesson, and rolling for a total of 3 minutes because he got hurt both times he tried it, he shuffled out complaining about getting hurt again.
And he gets hurt every time, no question. Of course everyone gets a few bumps and bruises here and there, but he is benched every single time he goes to class because he acts like a fool and puts himself and his partner in unsafe positions by throwing his body around recklessly. beginners arent even supposed to start on their feet because they don't know how to safely give or receive takedowns, but he insists on standing up. How many times has he ended up laid out because he got the wind knocked out of him or hit his head from not knowing how to fall correctly? I've lost count at this point
everybody knows a dan

dont be a dan

>>2655290
>dont be a dan
But that's my training goal.

lol wheelie board

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Shoes: Durability VS. Skatability - What is the perfect balance? Find out this thread...

Fuck this rain. It let up today but the ground won't dry. I figured out 180s last night and really want to go hammer some out. I was even going to head to the mainland and learn some vert.

>SEETHING

Wasn't his match pretty much shit too?

Based Nak working the anti-smarks.

>caring about wrestling when you can be out tbere in those sweet waves

>implying Vince isn't the one pushing Nakameme because he thinks a retarded out of shape, gay, jap, Michael Jackson, hairstylist is hilarious

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>KING OF STRONG STYLE
>Wrestles the best seller in the company
>No offensive moves the entire match

>>2675693
Yep.
I don't think any "Smark" can call himself by that name if he's been worked by this angle

Sadly, /asp/ has revealed itself to be full of marks.

>>2675693

>>2675693
>pisses off the entire fan base

Seems like a smart business decision to me

>>2675577

They tried with Del Rio

>>2675598
Yeah but he was extremely mentally ill

i mean it's wrestling so that will happen from time to time, just keep trying

>>2675457
worst thing that ever happened to wrestling

In one word, interesting.

He's done despicable thing and is not a very good human being in general, but he's very ambitious and the things that drive him make him a complex person.

>>2675457
For what it's worth, he doesn't cave in easily to what the general audience wants which could be a good or bad thing depending on who you ask.

>>2675192
The Dave parts are pretty good, totally read it in his voice

>>2675192
The little manlet fuck called this happening the week he was made #1 contender.

He'll probably be gloating out it on WOL tomorrow.

>>2675210
Special edition of Wrestling Observer Radio featuring "Filthy" Tom Lawlor is mere hours away.

>I don't watch anymore and don't care
>Still checks for results

Oh fuck off ya pretentious cunt, get worked.

>>2675099

they jumped the shark many years ago.

>>2675099
it's a man drama show, who cares

It unironically can't be any worse than fucking Randy

>>2674874
there are like 3 billion people in india dumb ass

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>he thinks the entire country of India won't watch Smackdown Live
>he thinks Jinder won't outsell Steve in merch

And none of them drew 3.3 billion dimes like Big Poppa Poo

Yeah, None of those listed are Modern Day Maharaja. #MDM

>god forbid new blood gets a title

This is why E is shit. They take w chance and it gets shit all over, but complain when it's constantly on the same guys

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>>2674421
>these marks not knowing about the india tour

ALL

TIME

RECORD

LOW

RATINGS

kek at Orton's cringe when he dropped that Indianlet on his head