>his finish is a DDT variant
>he doesnt set up a steel chair
>lift him up
>and spike ddt him straight on his head
beggin ya to have sex
>>3126073
Almas has a cool one. I saw a video with Kobashi doing a cool one where he kicked his leg out for more momentum. The announcer marked out hard and screamed DEEDEETEEEEEeeeeEEEEeeeEEEEEE
I like Roode's
Weebos S E E T H I N G
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_AXvXRui1g
>>3125766
>based Naito learning humility and how to do the job so he doesn't burn bridges by being a gigantic mark for himself
wow how dare an established talent go over a then literal who
I guess booking that stupid is why New Japan has sold more seats in the USA this year than GFW has.
Discoostin
Death will go over in the rematch
You just know
What kinda white trash posts a picture of you giving your dad a tugjob?
>crowd is louder for Inoki being alpha as fuck before a match even starts than for ANYTHING Kazuchicken Avocado does during a match.
wew: https://streamable.com/du687
>>3125256
>Kazuchicken Avocado
Fucking KEK
>>3125256
how will Avocados ever recover?
>>3125256
>NJPW crowds will never be this hot again
Legend
>>3125068
Nu Japan BTFO
Based Inoki spammer
>>3125068
I wonder how he feels about his company being turned into a ladyboy brothel?
*single handedly destroys WWE*
>>3125026
That's not Antonio Inoki
>>3125026
*single handedly destroys his left knee*
>The state of Jinder and Cenetty
Vince is pushing the wrong Indian
There is no right Indian to push. Fuck those smelly subhumans
>>3124847
Dakota Kai is my favorite Indian wrestler.
>>3124878
She's irish and samoan, vince will push her to the moon
WOAT
POAT
It was amusing at first, but has gone on way too long, and he's become a repetitive anti-draw.
>>3124781
>a career jobber holds the most prestigious belt
The state of what this company has become
Smackdown with Jinder as champ
>>3124688
Are you implying Indian people look like chairs?
That's racist.
I know several Indians who do not look at all like chairs and some who can easily be differentiated from chairs because they have moustaches and chairs do not.
>>3124688
This photoe is aftar Smaqdovvn , all the vvoman at Jindar Mahallis Hotel Rooms and Bryan crying jealoous.
when is the india tour anyway?
I like him.
wh-why dont you marry him then?
>>3124578
Me too
>>3124578
Shut up, Bryan!
>>bad writer
>>manlet
>>weeb
>>Jew
>>adored by reddit and /wew/
>>cried about The Young Cucks
>>thinks charging $11 for a newsletter is a sustainable business model in 2017
>>hoarder with a cramped, filthy work space
>>dead father
>>still uses a computer from 1995
>>hasn't had an accurate scoop in years
>>compensates by just fantasy booking
>>occasionally gets it right and gets called a genius for it
>>ruined his own rating system and completely devalued past five star matches because he had to let the world know what a giant Omega mark he was
>>never worked for any wrestling promotion or been involved in the business in any way
>>balding
>>used to have a mullet
>>dresses like a friendless teenager
>>obsesses over muh workrate spot monkeys that don't draw
>>Hillary voter
>>employs Bryan Alvarez
>>no journalistic integrity, gives better ratings and coverage to guys who kiss his ass
>>tries to cover MMA, routinely gets BTFO by better journalists
>>worked into a shoot by a Twitter porn-bot
>>worked into a shoot by Baron Corbin
>>worked into a shoot by Kevin Nash
>>worked into a shoot by The Simpsons
>>wrong about Mauro
>>wrong about Punk
>>wrong about Macho Man's arm, proceeded to get BTFO on national television by the most famous wrestler in the world
>>only respected in pro wrestling because he has literally no competition
>>stammers
>>throws a fit when he's even slightly criticized
>>p-plans change
>>3124300
>>3124300
Ah, I see that earlier Meltzer thread triggered you to write a wall of text.
>>3124300
>uhhh...well yeah, its-its not the greatest place in the world to live. But, yknow, the rent is free and.....let me find my notes..... and uh theres a lot of space here and the rent is free, so yeah. it is what it is.
What's his gimmick?
>>3124070
anti flippy shit vanilla midget
contrarian af
>>3124070
Based
>>3124070
He's not lying
Well I know that I Devastate you
And I know I came home late last night
I was wrong, I was right I was blinded as I
Crushed the key to your broken heart with a lie
>>3123912
Not only do I miss the Cruiserweight Classic, I miss the summer now. It was so comfy here a year ago. No New Japan vs WWE, no Yelissa, only Carterposting and comfy CWC threads.
>CATCH THE SUUUUUUUUUUUN
>>3123912
>I AM BURIEEEEEED IN THE STAAAAAAAATIIIIIIIC
>>3123940
Well Yelissa unironically died in the hurricane so that problem has been solved
Hfasfafa ghojaaaajff ttuaavvvv
I couldn't make fun of him.
I made fun of Ebert when he looked like that though.
>>3123543
Can't they just give him a platic jaw or something?
Are the muscles also gone?
>>3123584
It's especially weird for Ebert because he had that distinctive bulging jawline and it turns out that it was probably just two tumours that he ignored his whole life.
>NXT tapings in Full Sail
>show going smoothly
>suddenly storm alarms go off
>announcer says that hurricane is about to hit the NXT arena
>as everyone panics, lights go off, increasing the panic
>alarm goes off
>this starts playing
>https://youtu.be/s5xQyzXmENU
How fucking hard do you mark?
>literally begging for a low card worker to come back
e-drones are this desperate eh?
>>3123540
It would be GOAT, but they couldn't do it, there'd be massive legal rammifications. Especially if people did actually get injured by others in a scramble to get out.
rather have shark boy