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They'd kick you out. Hard.

>>2683171
That board is full of shit already, I don't see what difference would it make

>>2683163
We tried that sometime last month and they 404'd the thread. It was a fun 20 minutes though

BBD WORKING THE RATINGS INTO A DOWNWARD SPIRAL

>>2682654
>Put Reigns in your opening segment
>People turn right off

There's no way to even describe that other than people are turning off because they don't like what they're seeing.

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>>2682654

>Romanetty
>It's *insert anyone but Roman*'s fault
>Argument over if he's over yet or not
>BBDWTOS
>Memes, flame baiting and samefagging

Here's your thread for the next 24 hours

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>>2682428

A move that beat Hulk Hogan clean.

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SLEEPER HOLD! SLEEPER HOLD! NOBODY GETS OUT OF THE SLEEPER HOLD!

>>2682378
>roddypiper.jpg

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>THE NIGGERS KICK

Only Niggers can use it

>>2682033
Tombstone is perfect
In the wild west era the Undertaker/groundskeeper of the cemetary would pick it up and slam it into the ground due to it being heavy. thats why in older western photos you see the tombstone on the grave look off centered.

Would be cool of they renamed Twist of Fate if Matt goes Broken.

Final Deletion works.

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>A brawl breaks out between Miz and Ambrose. We cut to the back where Simon Gotch has gotten his revenge on Enzo giving him a Coma Inducing Concussion.

>Paul Heyman decides to cut the bullshit and openly spoil that there are only 2 people Hunter and Vince care about and those people are to the surprise of no one: Reigns and Balor

>Finn Balor defeated Karl Anderson. 1 hr 30 minutes into the show and all the matches we’ve seen thus far have either been short or undercard garbage. Now granted this match also was short only went about 5-6 minutes but the crowd was really into it. There really is no distinguishable difference between the styles of Nakamura, Itami and Balor its all just running Kicks, Dropkicks, and Submissions.

>Kalisto is not happy that Apollo Crews turned heel. Literally no one is going to give a shit about this “Heel turn” when Apollo is stuck with a program featuring Titus, Kalisto, and Cass.

>Titus gets paid in Food Stamps, Coupons, and Non American Money...this is why Vince keeps Titus around he’s been working for the WWE since 2010 and he’s not even making a real paycheck.

>Kevin Dunn and Goldust cut a promo...in 2017 literally all 3 hours of Raw have been bad for separate reasons.

>Kalisto defeated Apollo Crews...What is with tonight being super invested in all the Undercard angles? Kalisto and Perkins are the worst in their own division.

>Matt Hardy defeated Sheamus without Sheamus seriously injuring or killing him recklessly and carelessly. The Hardy’s are stuck with the Designated Cage spot the match that gets the worst match of the night 3 years in a row (Jericho/Ambrose, Cena/Wyatt and Rollins/Orton)

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>Smackdown has like no Undercard. What the fuck do you even do with people like Tye and Aiden?

>Why do Meltzer and Alvarez pretend that either Dolph or Nakamura are capable of having anything other then average to above average matches? Especially Ziggler who has wrestled the same style of match every single day of his life since his debut in 2006

>Vince has a rule that despite hating Tag-Teams with a White Hot Fiery Passion he’s only ever going to push 1 Tag-Team at a time hence why he was pushing The Usos for awhile and has been pushing The New Day every day since 2015,

>Corbin isn’t the greatest wrestler on the planet but he still seems leaps and bounds compared to Raw’s mastodon of the month Braun Strowman. He’s been working on his Cardio and can dish out some decent looking offense and besides Baron puts in what he’s told to put in and that is to beat up “TV death” nerds like Sami Zayn.

>Here are all your options for Money in the Bank: Ziggler, Nakamura, Zayn, Owens, Styles, Corbin, Harper, Rowan

>Erick Rowan and Baron Corbin are more or less on the same level. Harper really deserves better tho.

>I dunno the mileage with Jinder’s title reign. Cena, Styles, Rusev, and Corbin seem like the 4 guys who will be trading the Championship all the way up till Mania.

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>Its funny how when Bryan was reviewing Takeover with Meltzer he was specifying the difference between Itami and Nakamura and how Nakamura loves competing for the WWE because its not in front of a picky as fuck Japanese crowd and how he can straight up be like a Japanese John Cena be lazy as fuck and get fucking **** stars out of the American Approval Rating because its all Repetition and Flash.

>Bryan Alvarez honestly thinks the only team in the WWE (not just Smackdown) that should be doing comedy skits is The New Day and how its embarrassing how Fandango and Breeze aren’t taking a Championship match seriously. Its like Bryan didn’t even watch the 2nd half of the match and Tom straight up didn’t pay attention at all he was far too busy masturbating to pictures of Tyler in a dress thinking about Kane.

>Sami Zayn is fucking death. This is what happens when you have too much talent on one show and this namely coming from how Smackdown has nothing of real substance. Zayn is just fucking there. He has no long term planning and is just straight up tacked onto worthless forgettable feuds. Vince’s plan for Corbin at least for now is to have him win the WWE World Heavyweight Championship because if Jinder can win it nothing is not on the table right now.

>I don’t understand the count out loss. If the gimmick is you need Styles to waste time so you can give him the Money in the Bank Briefcase then the WWE World Heavyweight Championship afterwards just fucking have Styles lose to something bullshit like a Roll-Up hell add the tights or the Rope Grab for Good Measure this feud just exists to waste time to get to the PPV that actually matters before Summerslam and that’s Money in the Bank.

He has shit undetected by the tests or he's natty.

>>2681947
Because passing a generic piss test is literally just following some basic instructions. You can find people online that will spoon feed you, then all you gotta do is not get lazy.

>>2681947
Why aren't you on reddit?

He would have driven out Sami Zayn really quickly. Zayn is kind of egotistical and likes to be a locker room leader. No way Bradshaw would have let a little twink tell anyone what to do. He would have abused the shit outta the guy

>>2682015
Can we get JBL back for another run?

Sami Zayn, Aiden English, he'd probably try shit with Jack Gallagher but Based Gentleman would give Jibble the Joey Styles treatment

>>2681909
wew, a poster praising jinder's size and body got an upvote

are we plebbit now?

>>2681909
>Shower. Weights. Clue.

*thinking emoji*

Poor booking doesn't mean someone is untalented and incapable of succeeding at the top of the card. Jinder has been entertaining with his little Poo Boyz.

Also, the dude is right that it's good that conditioning and hard work is being valued again. Jinder clearly put in hard work to improve himself and is being rewarded for it.

>actually following wolfcuc

Nice try but no one is that retarded pupper.

Big Dog is an alpha male and bryan isn't. Bryan wasn't even that bad desu There's room in the main event for one manlet but any more than that is where I draw the line.

>>2681841
>Handsome
Fuckin fags

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Every time you see a shitpost wrestling thread, remember to report it, so we can clean /asp/ one piece at a time!

>>2681698
>>2681677
MMGAY faggots absolutely WORKED by B A S E D WWE. Ya ding-dong diddly seethin ya dweebs. Hit the weights. Have sex. Gain height. Take a shower. Get a clue.

>>2681944
fite me irl fagit

http://www.therichest.com/sports/wrestling/the-15-wwe-champions-you-didnt-know-drew-low-ratings/

wew

>>2681622
2004 was literally a different planet m8, Facecuck hadn't even been invented yet.

Based Edge and Lita saving the business after JBL killed it.

>>2681622
Sheamus in 2015 was a disaster.

>>2681578
Considering that people chant his name years later. The fact that Punk's career overshadowed Hunters in a small span of time. You don't hear people chanting Triple H nor will you if he decided to walk out on Vince and Steph. People would just forget him.

>>2681588
Lel you actually believe that..... Holy shit dude.... You really do no one is gonna forget Triple HHH he has done WAY to much as far as CM Punk the dude gets his name chanted but so does Benoit and some others.... So that argument is legit pants on head retarded and honestly CM Punk is a fucking crying faggot who threw a hissy fit when he didn't get his way and Hideo Itami fuckin shat on him when he called Punk out on claiming the GTS was made by him which Punk proceeded to fag out and not reply or defend himself cause he couldn't.

>>2681578
I'd lose my shit, OP

>no long boards
OK, so only regular skateboards then? Why would you want it so restrictive?

>>2681073
long boarding is for dildos

>>2681040
why no pastebin?

>>2680980
Bliss.

>>2680980
I want Becky to sit on my face and Bliss to sit on my dick. Why do we always have to choose? I'll take both

>>2680988
nothing really to discuss if you can always have both