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>>2685457
>Special Announcement
My god I hope he comes out in gear with his pyro.

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>>2685472
THIS ELECTION WILL BE DECIDED BY A FALLS OUT ANYWHERE MATCH STARTING NOW

>>2685457
he's pretty qt desu

>>2685436
I only post bad things about Asuka because i love her. shes not really fat nor is she a pog. i just want you all to turn on her so she can be all mine. sorry guys

I fucking love Johnny Gargano and think he should be pushed to the top of the card. Best pure babyface in the company by a country fucking mile.

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I mark out for No Way Jose and think he could be a solid midcarder

Time bomb

>>2685400
Being a massive homosexual.

>>2685400
Lunatic Fringe

He can go crazy at any moment, he's like a ...ticking time bomb.

He's going to come back as Lana's bitch/valet, just like Ellsworth. Then those two are going to slowly but surely start realizing they're getting played by their women, and form a tag team together

Watch

>>2685363
I'm actually starting to think they're gonna turn this fuck face.

Jinder retains at MitB, show ends with Rusev kicking Jinder in the motherfucking face.

A ding-dong diddly bumbling stumbling mumbling vertically challenged doofus. Ya see I have photorgacipally and scientifically supported Ambrose throughout the years but I just ding-dong diddly can't anymore. He look like a lesbian and is CRINGE on the mic. The nigga ding-dong diddly can't put on a good match to save his life. I think we all need to ding-dong diddly welcome the era of Mahal quite frankly and ding-dong diddly truthfully if I do ding-dong diddly say ding-dong diddly so ding-dong diddly my ding-dong diddly self

>>2685320

This is the kind of reaction you'd love if you flashed Renee Young.

She wouldn't be impressed in the least.

>>2685327
Shouldn't you be having sex with your brother?

He needs to bury Rollins, Balor, Wyatt and Joe

And then go on to put BBD and Braun over strong

All I ask Goldberg is DON'T FUCKING TALK INTO THE MIC unless all you're saying is YOU'RE NEXT.

Also, shave the beard or dye it

he needs to makeup his fucking mind already

What really got Balor over with marks was the demon king, as long as they actively remind people of this "alter ego" he will have a shot.

But WWE actually helping a wrestler get over? Not a chance.

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Can't believe I'm replying to this, lol.

>Ratings have been steadily dropping for two years.
>It's the fault of a guy who started in July of last year and was out injured from August to April.
>During which period, the ratings were still falling.

MAYBE.

It's not done to any one wrestler.

MAYBE.

It's not any of the wrestlers at all.

MAYBE.

The product is boring shit because of the people writing and producing it.

Doesn't help that there's only 2 real stars- John Cena and Brock Lesnar, and neither guy are full time

The WWE version of Bullet Club is fraudulent so it doesn't have to abide by NJPW story lines.

What the fuck is "the bullet club" anyway? It seems like a really phony attempt to copy the NWO, but without having any of the backstage political power that would make it credible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRLjNJ0D9ac

You could interpret this as Finn giving them the cold shoulder because he didn't forget that they betrayed him back in Japan.

>sting is the only one not smiling cuz he never won a match in WWE

kek

>>2685191

like poetry

BRAVO VINCE!

>Mahal is such a non-entity his sideplates are just his name

hes taller than cena and this board still calls him a manlet

I was thinking the same OP.

>>2685127
he's shorter than shinsuke, nimrod

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>>2685123
>tfw too smart to be in the WWE

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>>2685143
>mfw too intelligent to live in a post 2002 WWE world

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>tfw too intelligent to be over 5'5

>>2685063
ding-dong diddly

>>2685063
4/10

>Bret
>screwed
>Shitman
>Shawn
>HBGay
>drugs
>lost his smile
>Canada
>Montreal
>Owen
>wrong Hart died that night
>boring
>terrible mic skills
>Bischoff
>Vince
>title
>belt
>Screwjob
>Triple H
>Hebner
>ratings
>draw
>Sunny days
>WCW
>Goldberg
>kick
>seething
>based
>cuck
>dimes

I think I covered just about every potential comment keyword that this thread could bring up....please add any others that I may have forgotten

>>2685041
"creative"

>heel tries to get heat
>all he does is expose how fucking dumb the WWE rules are
H E E L

He's fat

It's called extreme rules, thus the ppv is based around gimmick matches. DUUH!

If he wanted to draw dimes he would've put Alexa bliss on a pole.

>If Ambrose is disqualified, he will lose the title
So Maryse will interfere "attacking" The Miz and new champ?

>In a couple of years [2019] Japan could become the new world stage..

how delusional is this guy...

Le Meltz doesn't know shit

Dave also said Shitsgay Nakameme didnt shit the bed on sunday putting on a snore match.