>>bad writer
>>manlet
>>weeb
>>Jew
>>adored by reddit and /wew/
>>cried about The Young Cucks
>>thinks charging $11 for a newsletter is a sustainable business model in 2017
>>hoarder with a cramped, filthy work space
>>dead father
>>still uses a computer from 1995
>>hasn't had an accurate scoop in years
>>compensates by just fantasy booking
>>occasionally gets it right and gets called a genius for it
>>ruined his own rating system and completely devalued past five star matches because he had to let the world know what a giant Omega mark he was
>>never worked for any wrestling promotion or been involved in the business in any way
>>balding
>>used to have a mullet
>>dresses like a friendless teenager
>>obsesses over muh workrate spot monkeys that don't draw
>>Hillary voter
>>employs Bryan Alvarez
>>no journalistic integrity, gives better ratings and coverage to guys who kiss his ass
>>tries to cover MMA, routinely gets BTFO by better journalists
>>worked into a shoot by a Twitter porn-bot
>>worked into a shoot by Baron Corbin
>>worked into a shoot by Kevin Nash
>>worked into a shoot by The Simpsons
>>wrong about Mauro
>>wrong about Punk
>>wrong about Macho Man's arm, proceeded to get BTFO on national television by the most famous wrestler in the world
>>only respected in pro wrestling because he has literally no competition
>>stammers
>>throws a fit when he's even slightly criticized
>>p-plans change
>>3128097
>uhhh...well yeah, its-its not the greatest place in the world to live. But, yknow, the rent is free and.....let me find my notes..... and uh theres a lot of space here and the rent is free, so yeah. it is what it is...
>>3128097
Big Chad Meltz got the marks seething again I see?
Imagine owning so much property inside anti-smark heads, and flipping them daily to the likes of Omega. Is Meltz the biggest real estate mogul of all time?
*taps out*
>>3128009
Garllllllll
>>3128009
Why can't she ever win bros?
>>3128036
>still a better title reign than Sasha ever had on the main roster...
>literally does not give a shit about NJPW
It's like TNA all over again, only TNA actually had a chance there for a minute
>>3127941
>literally does not give a shit about NJPW
>mentions them every week
Hmm really made me think
>>3127949
When does WWE mention NJPW ever?
>>3127968
>Shinsuke/AJ is an I Dubba Gee Pee champion
>Gallows/Anderson were the I Dubba Gee Pee Tag champs
they say this basically every match these guys have
THERE ARE NO DIMES, IN MY SOUL
I'M SEETHING HERE OUT OF CONTROL
DO IT ALL TO TRY TO GET SOME DIMES..
THE CROWD IS HERE, ABOUT TO BLOW
WAITIN FOR ME TO LEAVE THE SHOW
THEY SIMPLY DON'T CARE SO I'LL GO HOME
WOOOAAAH!
AND MY FATHER SAID..
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER..
NO DIMES BREED BETTER MEN
BETTER MEEEEN!
THEY TOOK IT ALL AWAY, THEY TOOK IT ALL WAY
THEY TOOK MY FREEDOM
HERE TO MAKE YOU CRINGE WITH MY BORING REIGN
I JOB AT WRESTLE KINGDOM!
NOW YOU, CRINGE TO ME
THEY TOOK MY DREAMS AND MY SURNAME
YOU'LL WATCH THE SHOW BUT SKIP MY MATCH
AT WRESTLE KINGDOM!
Based
>>3127668
This is Karen DATE.
She is a 14 year old wrestler.
Say something nice about her.
>she
>>3127663
>>she
it's a "every female wrestler has a penis"
Cringe
>>3127639
She is 14
People really pay 10.99$ for this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avOm3V6LvRk
>>3126908
Holy fucking cringe.
>>3126908
Based
>>3126908
desu if you havent spontaneously shot a load to an Okada dropkick you aren't a real wrestling fan.
Who do you got /asp/?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13892580
Emma > Bella > Cathy > Maryse
>>3126804
fpbp
>>3126804
Cathy > Emma > Nikki > Maryse
What's this move called?
Paradise lock
Your Mom calls it "Friday night shift"
BALLGAME!
http://www.wwe.com/shows/wwenxt/article/mandy-rose-trish-stratus
Bliss is on borrowed time now
Holy fucking yucku
>>3126572
The photo that even Trish fapped to.
Sami Callihan aka (Soloman Crowe aka Jeremiah Crane) is joining NJPW before the end of the year.
Thoughts? Heavyweight or Junior? Faction or not?
I thought it would be Jay White and instead it's this indie guy who's probably not even going to be a full-timer
>>3126511
Tremendous comedy match potential. Looking forward to his matches.
There's a thing going around on Twitter that he's a domestic abuser or some shit
The person he replied to was an obese man wearing a fedora, in case you were wondering.
>>3126444
>doesn't show the person he replied because he is: pic related
Let's see him faggot
>>3126449
Kapeesh?
So which one of you fucks did this? My sides are in orbit. Have you raided any other pages at all? I know there was one just after Summerslam as well
>>3126351
Reddit did it, Reddit does everything good and 4chan bandwagons on it.
>>3126356
Holy motherfucking cringe
>>3126351
Bro are you fucking new? it was 9gag.
>draws dimes
>>3126190
FUCKING KEK
made me laugh there mate
have that free (you)
>>3126190
Based corb
>>3126190
*balds*
Taguchi Japan fans look like THAT?
HERPA DEE DERPA DEE NO RETARD THEY JUST PAID HER TO WEAR THAT STUFF
DIDDLY DANG DOODLE DODDLE HAVE COITUS
>>3126163
cringe
>>3126170
YOU HAVE HIGH CONCENTRATIONS OF "SEETHE" IN YOUR BODY'S CELLS
>You're doing the same thing you've been doing for two and a half years.
>But this time, I decided I wanted you to do it.
>That means I win!
Literally made a post out of a reply
>>3126159
Yeah you caught me but the whole thing really fucks me off, still, so I just wanted to make a thread about it.
>>3126180
>fucks me off
anon....I.....