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>>2687351
Trying to steal Paige's gimmick but not realising that it only worked because Paige was ten years younger and had an accent.

Quick poll: who's uglier face-wise between her and Bayley?

>>2687361
Both are solid sevens but bayley is better looking than this thing

Well the rest of the belt is a big pile of shit so I don't know what you were expecting.

Should of put a toilet on one side and poo in the loo on the other

He's as bland as dog shit, are you surprised he has no logo unique to him?

I'm literally just waiting to see how much Indian viewership they're gonna get as a result of all this.

The number better be worth it.

>>2686822
imagine the smell

>>2686828
As opposed to figuratively just waiting?

>>2686626
#DontHinderTheJinder

>>2686626
Shouldn't you be sucking off your father?

>>2686727
Shouldn't you be sodomizing your older brother?

Where did they find the punjabi dancers?

>>2685654
craigslist.

The magician for the Jericho/Kevin Owens Best Friend Extravaganza did a reddit AMA and said that WWE responded to his add.

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>>2685652
He looks REALLY good with the belt.

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>>2685508
Jerk off, cum to Asuka and stop seething. Your life will improve.

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>>2685514
What in the ding-dong diddly fuck is dat?

>>2685508
Steroids and minimum height requirements for all wrestlers

BASED BIG POTASSIUM JOHNNY

>>2685293
I used to be a huge Punk mark. I haven't seen a man get JUST'd so quickly in my entire life, even people on drugs have fared better than post WWE Punk. I wonder what it must feel like to mock reality stars one day, and then get BTFO by them the next.

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Damn he's been trashing him since the show started

Nobody cares what you have to say you can't even grow hair

*gets better mic*
I SAID SHUT UP KEVIN

he's is the worst wrestler not only in WWE but all major promotions.

Yes. They watch it too.

I don't have any friends.

>>2682810
No. Because I don't have any. Having friends over the age of 20 is utterly and completely useless to me and my lifestyle. Anyone that does is simply either an emotionally challenged retard or a leech.

you know damn well that match is coming back. i cant wait personally.

Why not? They have had worse gimmick matches in the past.

Hope it does, should've never scrapped it.

The Poo Poos

ding-dong diddly

Poo World Order

>>2681177
LOL

>>2681177
I'm still shocked hes the champ.

>>2681177
Dude this was such a great heel gimick sadly I think it was WAY ahead of it's time...

Is H?

>>2678285
What did he fínna mean by this?

>>2678305
fìnna

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>Says this while the RAW segment where he was champ was literally the most viewed ever.

Ministry was the GOAT gimmick, Legit best of all time and made at the perfect time.

>tfw marked out and thought he was going ministry-like again at WM 30 because of the fucking goatee and attack on Lesnar

No charisma, cringe personified

>>2677751
But the Raw where he was champ got literally the best ratings in wrestling history

Jinder wrestled like it was the biggest match of his life and he grabbed the brass ring. Nak wrestled like a lazy gook and solidified his career in the midcard.

>>2676976
this

it was honestly a good match and Jinder did try his hardest to perform well. not his fault Orton fucking sucks

>>2677075
Orton delivered bigger than he did at Wrestlemania, but I can admit he was taking the piss at some points.