Cringe
Based
>>2691561
>Reusing paiges old catchphrase
The absolute state of WWE
>>2691593
Roman's logo is a copy of Hardyz symbol
This is Adam Blampied aka "Plumpy" from WhatCulture Pro Wrestling. Say something nice him
inb4 blowjob pic
>he LARPs being an American wrestler with daddy's money.
Literally the most millennial thing ever.
>>2691425
He has a nice voice.
BASED THIKKI
>>2691157
Why do the NXT women look like they could actually kick an average women's ass while the RAW roster look like sticks or literal men?
>>2691157
Damn, in that picture Nikki looks exceptionally jacked.
Jinder is not a dr-
Based Jinder more then doubled the views on the next most watched. Maharaja blowing out indie fags, can they ever recover?
>>2690934
he is
>Youtube views meaning a shit in post-Adpocalyptic times
><2 million being an impressive figure when Jinder's supposed to be drawing to 1.3 billion
What a cute pair of guys. Holy shit. Admit it, /asp/. You might be tsundere for them or complain about the excessive super kicks but you have to admit these guys are really attractive.
>>2690851
Kenny pls go
>>2690851
your not wrong
Bunch of fuckin indie spot monkeys. They ruined the god damned superkick as a finish.
Fuck them
>It is 2019
>Viewership ratings are hitting all-time low; literally buried deep down the ground reaching the earth's core
>WWE's TV deal expired, and USA network declines a new deal
>WWE Network hardly gaining new subscribers
>WWE's Stocks prices amount to nothing; down all the times
>Vince's old heart shuts down before the company collapses at the end of the year
>it's 2039
>Viewership is limited to those watching local public access
>two fat smarks chanting cm punk for the entirety of shows, no one else in attendance
>shows happen in the same chuck-e-cheese parking lot every week
>Stock is not even worth a penny for several shares and is traded back and forth between those smarks
>It happens to be wrestlemania night
>Roman Reigns vs. Colt Cabana for the Supreme Multiversal Championship is the main event
>Vince dies peacefully in his sleep after nodding off during the show.
How many people are waiting to piss on his grave when he goes?
Vince is dying the night after Roman Reigns' coronation at Mania
the crowd will salute vince by cheering Reigns like crazy
turns out that Vince literally killed himself to get Roman over
Who will be the Ambrose?
Jinder himself made threads like this obsolete
Everyone was so sure he'd always be the Jannetty of 3MB....and look what happened
You can't accurately guess Jannettys anymore
>>2690310
Who will have most of the universe care about him despite years of shit booking and not having an A+ look?
Probably the fucking belt.
somehow they found 2 guys who are harder to tell apart than the usos
Was this pretty much Vince's way of telling the rest of the roster to hit the weights?
No one cared about me till i put on the roids
>>2690168
fpbp
It was pretty much Vince's way of telling the rest of the roster to be from India or China.
>That time it was implied Lita was about to give Edge a blowjob on Raw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dun3xDeQsDQ
>>2690048
GOAT
2006 was a hell of a time
>>2690048
based
Hey /asp/ stop posting!
I refuse to take this loser seriously until he gets some sort of headband/bandanna to hide his hairline, he's already been humiliated enough to wear a vest
>>2689886
HEY ANON, SHUT UP !
Smark opinions thread
Is this from fucking cuckside seats? I hate that place, almost as bad here but on the opposite end of the spectrum
>>2689544
Yes, I recognize these cageside cucks
Does NJPW have subtitles like the animes i watch? I want to get into Japanese wrestling but don't want to watch it if I can't understand the storyline.
No but there's occasionally English commentary and the video packages are very easy to follow even without speaking nip
>Wanting to watch meme japan pro wrestling
Why?
No, they don't have it, if you want to understand all it, I recommend you follow some guys in twitter that translate everything to english
Who was the Ambrose?
Dont know who these cats are but im sure you mean who was the most successful out of the group they came from.
>>2688661
mike sanders was the deanetty.
>>2688663
>doesn't know the business
>likes Ambrose
Checks out
The answer is Above Average Mike Sanders since he was both the leader and biggest failure, which is saying something
>inb4 Wrestlemania 17, yeah in USA it was bigger than 28 but worldwide 28 was bigger because they reached a larger audience by 2012
>>2688476
AE = Reaching a North American audience and literally everyone watches
PG = Reaching a global audience and literally no one watches
>>2688476
its so easy to tell how old some of you are because you praise the early 2010s as being good when it was actually the most cancerous era in wrestling history, I'd rather watch WCW in 2000 over that era
>>2688486
Fucking this
So, why does nobody have a problem with the Hardy Boys being undefeated since wrestlemania?
They haven't been with the company in 7 years, and instantly get an undefeated streak that NOBODY recognizes. Not in a positive light, not in a negative light, not even WWE mentions it.
Am I the only fan who sees this shit?
Making really over guys your champs and then booking your champs as strong and formidable?
You're right. That's fuckin' stupid. They should have them job out on TV every other week.
Jeff is a draw.
who cares let them have their fun on their last run and future endeavor them.