>You see Booker....somebody like you, doesn't get to be a world champion...You see people like you don't deserve it, that's reserved for people like me.
Holy shit. What was WWE thinking during the Ruthless Aggression era?
Clearly he meant he was a mid-card talent and nothing else.
He was talking about Booker's criminal past
>People like you, I laugh my ass off thinking about you challenging me for the World Heavyweight Championship. You're not here to compete, Book. You're here to make people like me laugh. You're not a contender, you're an entertainer, and you're very good at it. With your nappy hair, and your 'suckas'? Go on, do a little dance for me, Book. Give me one of those spinaroonies
Based
>>2691324
I don't find a single part of her attractive. She's horrific looking
>>2691324
>>2691324
This wasn't even the ending to the match...
>Burning Hammer onto a chair wasn't the finish
The state of indie shitters. Exposing the god damn business.
I mean what the fuck?
>>2697380
Didn't Ospreay kick out of three Rainmakers during this match as well?
I believe it actually ended with a 630. After all that bullshit, a 630...
>tfw WWE is so bad that it's making you nostalgic for the 2010-2014 era
WWE has been mostly unwatchable weekly since mid 2001
>>2697155
F
RENT
E
E
>>2697155
>modern shit isn't shitty enough for me
>i want this slightly aged shit which was STILL shittier in its prime state of shit
>good looking
>fit
>6ft
>speaks fluent japanese
>main eventer
>hasn't sold out to WWE
>retro game collector
>fighting game enthusiast
Is he living the dream?
>>2696981
Also you forgot bi-sexual
For most of the neckbeards yes that's their guy
>>2696981
>Drew 0 dimes
No he's not
>>2696981
who?
Why are manlet wrestlers so upset all the time?
>>2696737
"Big Tiger"
>>2696737
Short Man Syndrome
>>2696737
kek this show gets better and better
What do you think about the Home Grown Talent WWE creates at their training center with people like Mojo and Tino.
Do you think the performance center trains average wrestlers?
Well they have a superstars in Alexa Bliss and The Drifter, but there are way more misses than hits. Who the hell is this Tino guy?
Look at the trainers they've had.
>Al Snow
>Hugh Morris
>Bob Holly
>A-Train
They're being taught how to entertain millions by dimeless wonders. There's no ring psychology being taught, no promo skills being enhanced, so they're just creating oversized vanilla midgets.
>>2696098
Agreed all those guys suck, but William Regal is based though?
Was Torrie Wilson the hottest diva in the early 00s?
>>2695968
No
>>2695998
reddit tier choice
>>2696003
Whatever, to this day she had the best legs I've ever seen
Give Me Some Shit Storylines. I bet everyone will say "Katie Vick' or "Vince Mcmahon Dies". Very predictable,but ok then.
The judy bagwell arc.
>>2695312
Not strictly a storyline, but the Wolfpac in general always came off as shit to me. The nWo in general was stale as fuck by the time they formed, Sting joining was dumb and a bunch of guys in their late 30s/40s acting like they were teenagers was just pathetic to watch.
>>2695348
Makes sense.
Lex Luger especially didn't feel right being in the wolfpac. He Looked like an all American Dad.
This guy stops you in the supermarket and steals the protein powder from your cart.
What do you do?
I don't buy steroids, he can have it.
Box his ears
Neville is based and fucking yum
I get to meet this little hottie next month at a free autograph signing. /asp/ decides what I do. Be realistic. Also, do these free autograph signings allow pictures being taken?
>>2694862
they allow you to smell their anuses
pin a gold star of david labeled Juden on her
>>2694867
Penetration?
So HHH cheated on Chyna with Steph, then left Chyna for Steph then Steph fired Chyna?
That's a pretty shitty thing to do.
>obese, stupid "smark" STILL seething over HHH, the king of kings, going over his little mid card hero a decade ago or something
hahahahahaha kill yourself idiot
>>2694852
BASED HUNTER HEARST HELMSLEY
Steph is the real reason Chyna never got in the HOF even though Beth fucking Phoenix is in there.
Roman Reigns
>>2694836
>Average competitively
>Shilled every single time
Sounds right
>>2694836
Alexa Bliss
WEBM/GIF thread
name my band /asp/
hootie and the blowfish
>>2696416
>Hootie and the goldfish
Street Niggas 2