Where did it go wrong?
2001 - 2005: Division is filled with 8s, 9s and 10s. Trish, Dawn Marie, Nidia, Torrie, Stacy Keibler, Christy Hemme
Now: MTF trannys, horse faces, jewish midgets and obese womyn
Just go watch porn you fat loser
>>2700811
This
>>2700811
>>2700822
So, here's my question in response to that stance: Why should the women's division even exist? Men are faster, stronger, and have better spacial awareness. If pure in-ring ability is what you're looking for, why would you hire a woman when you could have another man on the payroll?
As athletic performers, women are slower and weaker than men, but they have advantages in their grace and beauty. That's why they're so popular as dancers, gymnasts, etc. Note that nobody gives a shit about the WNBA, because nobody wants to watch a lanky women who regularly lose to the gym basketball teams that they practice against run around a court.
With the 2017 spring babby cup out of the way and the 2017 summer cup on the horizon I think we should have a thread to discuss roster changes and how we can make sure that #ourteam remains elite.
Current roster/goalhorn etc: https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//asp/
Hopefully we get some nice new players that will bring us our deserved title run. Goalhorn is also a bit old since most of us despite Sami Zayn. I don't mind the anthem but feels out place without Bobby Roode in the roster.
Romans name needs to be changed to based big dog.
Will we go over lads?
Should WWE try pushing a silence, masked giant again? We haven't seen anyone like Kane in ages.
>>2700530
OK,
1)
>Kane is physically and performance-wise beyond what the average wrestler can do. He has the physique and he has the intellect and education. He is one of the best actors, if not the best, that WWE ever had.
2)
>You can have the gimmick, it's a good, timeless gimmick.
But it needs substance. Erick Rowan just might be able to pull it off, but he would have to develop a better moveset, and a better attitude.
3)
There's the option of getting someone completely new. But this is the Internet age. No one is going to be "completely" new.
No roids, no prior publicity? Hard to pull off.
Just put Harper in a mask.
Sure, every week Erick Rowan comes out to interfere in a cruiserweight match and chokeslams the fuck out of both of them. That will work.
What kind of Gym routine does Jeans Ambrose do?
Worshiping Renee's feet
>>2700453
fucking seths brains out
Working out in the desert.
Not kidding. Google it.
TONY NESE_ETHING EDITION
Current Cruiserweight Champion: Adrian Neville.
Top 10 Power Rankings:
1. Adrian Neville.
2. Austin Aries.
3. Akira Tozawa.
4. The Brian Kendrick.
5. TJ Perkins.
6. Jack Gallagher.
7. Noam Dar.
8. Rich Swann.
9. Drew Gulak & Tony Nese.
10. Mustafa Ali.
WHERE IS CATBOY
also that minipush they gave ali went fucking nowhere lol
Happy Birthday, The Brian Kendrick.
Was he a draw?
Nobody could draw during this era
Drew huge dimes in the Bush Era. Made Comedy Central a big part of college life for many viewers.
Now he's gone full JUST.
>>2700169
His feud with O’Reilly was the best of all time.
What if HBK didnt hurt his back?
>>2699915
he didnt
>>2699915
Dead from a drug overdose
You got worked. He just didn't want to play second fiddle to Austin.
really gets the ole neurons fired up no?
>>2699583
When you're listening to "The Wrestling Observer" and reading obscure articles on how many people went to a wrestling show so you can laugh about it online, maybe then you should realize your obsession has gone too far and you should perhaps get another hobby.
Pffffttthahahaha. It's sad, really. They fucking count the guy throwing peanuts into the crowd and the hot dog vendors as part of their attendance and can only draw 12,000 less than the number they give out for conference calls. The very epitome of sad.
>>2699617
They give around 10,000 tickets to the vets every year
What's up guys?
Hi malky
Malky leave, this is a Jimmy Ocean board.
>>2699462
Is that William Wallace?
>Jericho also said that he tried to get his WrestleMania 18 WWE World title match against Triple H switched with The Rock vs. Hulk Hogan match that went before it. He said that he knew how big the Hogan vs. Rock match would be, and the crowd ended up being pretty dead for his main event match with Triple H.
Is he just making shit up or did he actually know?
Making it up for smark cred
HHH genuinely believed his face run in 02 would be as big as Austin and The Rocks
if it was Phil in that position he would've thrown a bitchfest at any notion of Hogan/Rock going on last. Based Jerigod not caring about muh Mania main event meme
Nobody has cut more memorable promos than HBGod.
>This sunday, Old Yeller, I'm gonna take you to the back of the woodshed, and put you out of your misery.
>Don't hunt what you can't kill
>The HeartBreak Kid Lays Down For absolutely... NOBODY!!!
>Shawn Michaels has left the building
>I have to go back and have to find my smile because somwhere along the line I lost it
>WHO'S YOUR DADDY MONTREAL?
>It's better to be pissed off than pissed on
>You don't get it. If I can't beat you, I have no career.
he was a GOAT heel promo in the 90s
but his second run was nothing special because he was face 99% of the time
>>2699141
It's easier to cut heel promos than it is to cut face promos. He cut really good babyface promos the second run, and of course the one time he was a heel, he cut the GOAT of GOATs promo in Montreal.
>>2699143
I literally cannot remember one face promo he cut and I watched weekly for most of his run
What's some alternative sports & wrestling music?
GIMMIE THA GREEN LIGHT
LOOK HIGH
CROSS THE LINE
[works anti-smarks]
[draws dimes]
[sells out arenas]
[earns more than 95% of the WWE roster]
[works old fart carny "wrestlers"]
FUCKING BASED
>>2699046
worked
Who's the Janetty and why is it Matt?
>>2699046
cringe
Is this GOAT or the WOAT booking, /asp/?
>>2698930
GOAT. Time for LeBron to put the vanilla midget all flash no substance beta numale Steph Curry out of the conversation for good
I hope ISIS attacks and kills both of them
>>2698930
If Stern was still booking the NBA he'd have Kobe going for his 9th chip.