>the state of Smackdown house shows
Jesus Christ. Who the fuck is paying to see this?
>>2707239
>mfw wwe will die in the next few years
>>2707239
haha wwe is pathetic
looks comfy desu
If he hanged himself without killing anyone else would he still get the tribute show?
yes
not as much as a natural cause death but they'd bring him up when fitting
probably
people still like sweet and sour
Yeah. He would have been seen as a poor soul who was tortured by the number of concussions. Same protocols would still be implemented but he wouldn't be blacklisted
Whos the best professional wrestler (entertainer) of all time?
no meme answers like Shawn Michaels pls
>>2707002
Cena
>perfect measuring stick for new talent by burying ojective losers while uplifting talented opponents
>always gets heat no matter what he's doing
>superhuman healing factor
>charismatic on the mic
>the only wrestler to ever go from universally reviled to beloved by /asp/ on his own
Smack Gamethread 3
Nia wishes she was on the A Show edition
would you accept tino on smack
Xth for gay cops
Reminder
So has anyone actually seen the "leaked" Kaitlyn video?
>>2706521
Yeah it's boring as fuck, but at least I got to see video of her tits I guess. They say "fingering" but she's just rubbing her bag through her underwear
>>2706561
*vag god damn auto correct
>>2706561
Puss bag is a new name for it now. Thanks
Who is the best wrestler alive and why is it the Aerial Assassin Will Ospreay?
no contest
The only thing he's capable of assassinating is ratings
>>2706194
Because he isn't
>Cena return
>On the 4th of July
RIP Jinder
https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/869687589988597760
Awww, why couldn't his new failed attempt at becoming a C celebrity in hollywood have been longer? Aren't there more elephant voice overs to do?
>>2705728
i tought this idiot would be off the entire year
>>2705744
The champ's coming back and there's nothing you can do about it, you little madarchode
>Only two more days till I sign up for New Japan
>Fuck, what should I watch for my first match?
the main event of Sakura Genesis 2017 is honest to god the greatest wrestling match ive ever seen
Bob Sapp matches and Kurt vs Brock.
Skip the matches and watch, Bayley this is your life.
What will be the card?
Samoa joe vs Brock lesnar
>>2705703
who cares, it's gonna be shit either way
Finn balor squashed by lesnar
Roman reigns vs THE FATASS vs Bray Wyatt
Raw Tag Match for titles
Raw womens match, probably bayley again
Goldust and rtruth
>Never the guy
>Never drew a dime
>Never had a good match before 2006 and even then was carried by vastly superior workers
>Never cut a memorable promo
>Never put anyone over
>Never had the balls to step out his WWF comfort even when Ted Turner threw millions at him
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '90s
>Main evented the lowest drawing Wrestlemania of the '10s
>Tanked the buyrate of King Of The Ring in 2002 so hard the PPV got cancelled
>Was barely ever in the main title picture because he was never a big enough deal
>Only the 2nd best member of The Brothers of Destruction
>Only the 4th best member of The Ministry
>Only the 8th best member of The Corporate Ministry
>His backstage clique "The Bone Street Krew" was utterly BTFO by The Kliq and achieved nothing notable except inflicting Savio Vega on us
>His biker cosplay was cringeworthy
>His MMA cosplay was cringeworthy
>Unironically calls himself """"""""DA BEST PURE STRIKER IN DA WWE""""""""
>Shit taste in whiskey
>Shit hairline
>Has his ex wife's tattooed on his neck
>Failed at his first marriage so badly that he resorted to marrying an anorexic bimbo
>Only significant achievement was accidently being booked to have a Wrestlemania streak
>Is the wrestling equivalent of that one insufferably mediocre middle manager whose sole professional """""""achievement"""""" is staying in the same shitty job for 25 years
>Drew so poorly in his 1997 title run that Bret Hart of all people had to take the belt off him
>spent the latter part of his career burying superior young talent
>Buried DDP and ruined his potential WWE career because he didn't shake his hand backstage
>Buried Bray Wyatt twice
>Buried Punk twice
>Refused to put Shane over at WM32
>Was a major cunt backstage to all the WCW wrestlers in the early 2000's
>His undisputed reign in 2002 tanked the ratings
>Rarely put anyone over, got his clean win back most of the time anyway
>Drew lower ratings in his feud with Kane in late 2010 than an Edge vs Dolph Ziggler feud, a Mark Henry title run, and a Christian vs Orton feud the next year
>In the same feud, lost 90,000 buys from the previous year at the Hell in a Cell PPV that included Cody Rhodes & Ted Dibiase Jr in the main event
>None of the Wrestlemanias he main evented got more buys than the previous year
>Only main evented 3 out of 24 Wrestlemanias he had a match at
>Was on the B-show for the majority of his career after the draft
>Huge mark for himself, according to Paul London he drives around with the license plate "DEADMAN" and wears his own merchindise
>Besides Wrestlemania 13 having the lowest buyrate ever, it is the only Wrestlemania ever not to sell out
>Couldn't draw LeBron James to come out of his locker room to meet him despite getting dressed up and waiting for an hour
>The biggest impact he had on the business was sitting around in the back and telling one of his no-draw buddies to job to someone who could actually draw dime.
>>2705686
>le forced memes
>>2705691
hi mark
What is the greatest promo of all time?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Y4y0XBKUM
Roman Reigns - The guy
YEP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MISUHTo2NDs
THE STATE OF TYSON KIDD
Natalya has a giant tranny head and is literally the most disgusting woman on the roster
I'd put her last in a list of Diva's by attractiveness
>>2705619
You still wouldn't know what to do with her if she was spread eagle on your bed
>>2705619
Imagine being this much of a faggot lads
Sometime in 2000 while ratings were in the shitter, WCW opted to do a total reboot of Nitro, vacating all of the titles and resetting all of the current feuds and angles. It didn't work for them, but could it work for Raw?
There is fucking nothing going on that makes Raw worth tuning into. You have a gimmickless Finn Balor receiving a monster push, a World Champion who hasn't been on TV in months, a huge chunk of the show being taken up by cruiserweights who people can't even be assed to watch on the network, a women's division that's entirely without direction and putting on some of the most embarrassing segments in recent history and a main event scene that's so dead it's ash. Why not just hit the reset button on the whole thing?
Good stuff that could come out of a reboot:
>New gimmicks and alignments
>Fighting champion
>Production overhaul (production has been almost exactly the same for over a decade)
>More gimmick matches
Why?
They're not tangled up in relationships or continuity, they can change or vacate any title they want at any time.
The problem is not the divisions, it's the shitty fucking storylines.
How do you book a reboot? Bray Wyatt does some magical amnesia?
>>2705605
>You have a gimmickless Finn Balor receiving a monster push
Stopped reading right there. You obviously have no idea what you're talking about.
What are some matches that are essentially anime fights
>>2705447
naito finally wins the iwgp title after a move he made up specially to counter the rainmaker now that's really anime
>>2705491
Kino
>>2705447
/thread
that hand position tho
Jesus fuck what happened to Steph
>>2705442
haha she looks like a witch so ugly she has the ugliest smile ever
WHY CANT THIS BITCH SMILE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON