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meanwhile LOOKING REAL JACKED BABY is getting a push
https://youtu.be/cGlcT93IbKk
https://youtu.be/gKsgNUc3L3g

>>2719005
Sticking him in midcard hell where he belongs

>>2719005
>Harper just yapping away like a generic babyface
Do not want.

Dude is fine as a midcard, he shouldn't be any higher. He should be like a solo version of the APA. They didn't hold the tag titles all that much but they were always there to whoop some weaselly heels' asses.

>>2718915

NEVAH FAWGIT:

>Dave's downlow, 5'2 and the reason he has such a hard of for vanilla midgets is beccause of a twink fetish - cruelly exploited by the Young Bucks and their 'Meltzer Driver' pandering

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>>2718915

>tfw dave draws more dimes from mma at this point and doesnt even actually need wrestling anymore

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>>2718901
Worked a literal obese smark too

Cuck Sabre, Jr.

Cock Sucker, Jr.

>>2718913
Keep on sucking May's femdick. Maybe some of her golden shower will trickle down into your mouth

Those birds were a plant to make Brock look like "the destroyer" irl

Bravo Vince

>>2718870
Stunt birds?

In other sports and entertainment, there have been incidents with live animals.

-In the 74 Stanley Cup finals, a bat was flying around inside the arena and a player smacked it out of the air and onto the ice

-in baseball, Randy Johnson destroyed a bird with a fastball as the bird flew into the strike zone

-at a concert, a fan threw a bat onstage to Ozzie Ozbourne. Thinking the bad was fake, Ozzie bit it's head off only to discover it was real

Has there ever been an incident with an animal during a televised wrestling event?

Should've retained and been the face of Raw.

>Stone Cold called out Paul Heyman on the jewish monopoly of the media
>The real reason he never wrestled Goldberg is because he wanted to send Bill to the gas chamber
Really makes you think

>>2718411
As long as they don't let him anywhere near a mic. It kills his otherwise legit intense badass vibe

>>2718388
Kervin White is whiter than him

>/woo/
off yourself

https://youtu.be/XqVHcQANNdE
>Enough of this brown clown
>Get in the ring boy
>The only thing you're fit to do is shine my shoes
Jesus.

>>2718381
Him jumping to TNA could have been great. Contrary to popular belief TNA had a lot of good to it. It just got outweighed by the bad. Going on tour outside of the old Impact zone also hurt them really bad in the long run.

Angle and Benoit could have had some classic matches for TNA in a six sided ring. Considering what his career looked like after he left the world title picture it would have been best had he left. Although the tragedy likely still would have happened regardless.

Guys who could still go well at the time like Christian, Angle and Sting helped TNA. Guys who couldn't go anymore and took up valuable time like Steiner, Flair, Hogan and Hall and also took spots from the younger guys, those who are in WWE now for example, hurt TNA. Of course this is primarily Dixie fault anyways. You can't blame those guys for going to TNA. It would have been cool to see them for some nostalgia pops a few times but not eating up all the air time like Hogan was doing before he left.

can TNA survive the benoit tragedy?

>>2718381
>>2718445
I was hoping he was going to go to TNA, now I just wish he was still alive
>>2718853
I think so. He would still be considered a WWE guy

>>2718067
98 white
2 hispanic

>>2718117
Same

I get the feeling it's if you have typically white features but the right shade of brown eyes. Is it the same for you?

>>2717623
Just the Rock tweeting out to his fellow terrorists.

>>2717623
Tryna fuck AJs wife while he's on the road. He knows not what he is attempting, AJs got that pussy squirting on the regs, so she's taken care of, hence him giving up and leaving that tweet to try and save face.

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Be safe = condoms
Keep killing = slaying that poontang

>>2717512

Not an elimination match, anon. Joe will likely pin Seth or Bray.

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>>2717519
Assume Twinky, Swampy and Glassy are all indisposed

yes
every time a man and woman take a picture together they have fucked/will fuck shortly after
it's literally a requirement or else the photo doesn't show up

>>2717128
I haven't fucked my gamgam though, are you sure?

>>2717125
Heard he wasn't big enough for her, she was way too loose

hot
nice tits
god tier body
talented
breaker of goldjew's streak
miles better than alex bliss and charles flair

no one is ready for Aska

>>2716947
holy fucking yum

>>2716885
CHU CHU YEA

>>2716898
PLEASE ME

>>2716885
https://youtu.be/l3YZheK1Jas?t=1m18s

>>2716782
>is it time to stop watching wwe and grow up?
Yes

>>2716782
WWE is for kids. NJPW, ROH, etc. aren't

>>2716789
WWE is for all ages, but really focuses on family friendly content. Vince's whole system is that he caters to kids and stepdads, but throws a bone to adult/hardcore fans just often enough to keep them from leaving. I don't think the WWE is just for kids, although these days I don't even know why kids would watch it, it's so bland.

Terry Crews

WEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

I have some inside sources tell me it was actually a camera man wanting to give the whole wrestling thing a try. Still, we may never know for certain, maybe some things are best left a mystery.