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BASED BEET MEME

if Vince signed him he'd instantly be the biggest star on the roster

i got a head that's large

>>3127455
ME? I GOT A GIANT HEAD BRAH. MY HEAD IS BIGGER

Let Eli Drake hold the strap for a year at least.

Low Ki comes in dressed like Agent 47 with shoot silenced 1911s and he shoot shoots everyone with shoot bullets. Then, the shoot cops show up and shoot on him by shooting him with their own shoot guns and shoot bullets.

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Okay first shot at booking GFW (September 2017 start)

Here we go...

>>3121975
nigga I called that shit out right away and people say it's better without the trons. Seth Rollins is just some tv snow with his name bouncing around like a windows 95 screensaver.

>>3121994
It makes everyone seem like a CAW. No wait, it makes the roster look WORSE than a CAW because you can make custom videos for your CAW.

There's always a reason: laziness

>>3096975
>>3096975

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>>3096915
>Previous >>3080225 →
>Find an MMA Gym in the USA:http://www.findmmagym.com/
>Styles of fighting:
>http://www.ufc.com/discover/fighter/martialArtsStyles
>BlackBeltWiki, great source of info, trivia and help:
>http://www.blackbeltwiki.com/
>Lifting for MMA:
>http://breakingmuscle.com/strength-conditioning/how-to-train-strength-and-conditioning-for-mma
>Beware the MCDOJOS:
>http://mcdojo-faq.tripod.com
>WHAT TO LOOK FOR IN A MARTIAL ARTS GYM:
>•Physically conditioned, fit participants
>•Trainer with certified professional record and a training history with at least one athlete who competes successfully
>•Sparring, "aliveness" in training
>•At least one participant competes at amateur or professional level
>•Physical conditioning part of training
>WHAT TO BE WARY OF:
>•Fat, physically subpar students and instructor
>•Graduation fees (e.g. "pay $200 and advance to next belt extra quick!")
>•No proven athletes training there
>•No sparring, moves shown are choreographed (e.g. "the attacker does this, then I do this, then you do this...")
>•Cult-like atmosphere
>•No physical conditioning
>>YOUTUBE CHANNELS ON FIGHTING
>https://www.youtube.com/user/LawrenceKenshin
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVfmHpXONv-LVACBV68tq5Q
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl3zMJRgefZm7ELHkIp-xDA
>https://www.youtube.com/user/GracieBreakdown
>https://www.youtube.com/user/StephanKesting
>https://www.youtube.com/user/theKravMagaTraining
>https://www.youtube.com/user/CombatSportsTapes

>couldn't draw a dime though could he!
0/10

>biggest draw in Memphis for decades
>not a draw

He could draw 12yo girls into his bed tho.
Based.

>>3134594
>implying anyone cares about what Reddit: The Wrestler believes except other fat Redditors
cringe

>>3134594
>jericho literally seething on twitter about new chadpan like a 14 year old edrone
>"th-they're o-o-overrated"

will he ever recover

imagine still being worked by Jericho in 1987+13+5+12

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>>3134445

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QclbaDc_Kdc

>>3134445
Both men are the greatest mark workers that have ever lived. no one has reduced fat redditors to suicidal wrecks more than the combined forces of Honoki/Inogan.

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>>3134358
Kevin Nash would have ended the streak if he didn't leave for WCW.

>>3134365
Nash was a bigger star than Taker ever was so this makes sense

>>3134369
true

/me/ meta:
Continue making the highest-quality posts that I can.

pasta mania brother

Honestly though what the fuck is going on with this board?

>>3134117
Worked shoot, brother

i love how nick patrick is the ref.

trips was a wcw mark.

>>3134161

Wasn't he trying to revive war games at one point?

>>3133999
He was skinnyfat.

>>3133999
he was fat. There is a issue of powerslam magazine where he was on cover and had about 20lbs of flab hanging over his trunks.

He was like 205lbs in WWE and he's 170lbs here

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>>3134022

HOLY SHIT NJPW BURRIED FOR LIFE

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He means he is about to have some obese weebs SEETHING

It means you're getting worked seeing as he's been friends with Gedo and Jado for years

>>3133917
Don't you have a grave to be in, Mike?

Why do you guys keep regurgitating this Mike Graham quote like it means anything?
Graham himself was the definition of vanilla midget and literally never a drew dime either.
And then he became an hero.

>>3133917
YAWN. Defending Jarrett would be more fun. Bore off.

>>3133833
Actually was a little enjoyable. If I had a kid I wouldn't mind them watching this. I only saw a couple though, one time they had a couple of matches and one of them had Ricardo wrestling as his alter ego El Local.

>>3133858
El Local was Sami Zayn actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnD1iJ1Z6gg

Daniel Bryan and Tyson Kidd had a really good fun match on this show.
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xujf9s
They weren't allowed to throw any strikes above the neck, or do certain moves or holds that could be easily imitated and dangerous.
It was limiting in a sense but it provided challenges for guys working on the show. Slater used to appear a lot on this show too and did great at it, he's underrated as hell.

>>3133833
Fun crap.