>"Cena’s status as a Free Agent has the WWE Universe wondering exactly what that means for his future. WWE.com has learned that The Cenation Leader became a Free Agent during the Superstar Shake-up after WrestleMania, but not much else is known about what that status entails. Cena has been Team Blue through and through since the WWE Brand Extension, having been the third selection (seventh overall) of SmackDown LIVE Commissioner Shane McMahon and General Manager Daniel Bryan in the WWE Draft."
GOOKA CONFUSED
Lmao they're so desperate to get ratings for RAM
>>2761276
>for RAM
>SmackDown is doing even worse
What did he mean by this?
I've seen some threads in the past where people did OC over wrestlers themes, usually replacing words with NO DIMES and whatnot. Lets try to be more original and create some great content. This is to the tune of "BOYS IN THE HOOD" by NWA however I prefer and wrote this to the Dynamite Hack version - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeL9gagV_VA
pt 1
Woke up alone at about noon
Just thought that I had to get out of moms basement soon
I gotta hit /asp/ and spam some sameposts
Before Meltzer starts bitchin' about my shows
Went to a RAM show and damn near went blind
Young smarks in the front row with NJPW signs
I asked what that was then yelled out WHAT
With my IM A HUGGER SHIRT holdin in my gut
I spent all my cash on this ticket and Reigns swag
I'm a Big Dog fan you dweebs best baleedat
I got back on /asp/ and blatantly lied
Only took a pic of the non curtained off side
Then I told them WWE is ok
Just blame the shit ratings on the NBA
It was another boring rematch at the start of the card
Then I saw Bay Leno and my dick got hard
Cuz im postin on /asp/ wit my smartphone
Trollin the nerds and working the drones
I went to the shitter cuz it was 205
Flippy shit midgets never drew a dime
My phone started ringin who can it be?
It's my mom screamin HAVE SEX YOU JANETTY
She calls me a cuck and starts to tell me
"It's all about winning that I.W.G.P."
'Cause the boys in Nippon are always hard
Come talkin' that trash and they'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be strong style
Don't blame Vinny Mac he's just senile
Bored with RAM so I wanna get ill
So I go to a place where my e-drones chill
The marks in here all know my shit
I hit the VPN and use multiple trips
pt2
Called me a Carter and they start seething
From all the (you)s my dick starts leaking
I wish I had a girl to cook for me
Id tie her down and we would watch the E
Im not a cuck, I would make her some tendies
Then the bitch said something to make me seethe
She said the Based Big Dog was overpushed
So I refused to smash the puss
She called me a faggot, wouldn't you know
I bitched about it on /asp/ and drove her home
Then her father came out and started to shout
WWE IS DEAD FAGGOT GET YOUR MARK ASS OUT
'Cause the boyz in Nippon are always hard
Come talkin' that trash and we'll pull your card
Knowin' nothin' in life but to be strong style
Don't blame Vinny Mac he's just senile
Romans winnin' but its alright
Romans gonna win, don't ask why, don't ask whyyyyy..........
You can smell the leddit from here
>>2760935
Id do one but im lazy.
Good efford tho
Why can only Cruiserweights and women win with submissions nowadays? What happened to the prestige of the submission?
Vince is too pussy to have his big stars tap out to anybody
Brock will submit to Joe at GBOF
>>2760817
Is Rusev the only (fully grown) male with a submission finisher in WWE?
why do they send belts to people who don't give two shits about the company?
>>2760555
The E! does this to stay relevant in pop culture
lmfao
idk, but it seems the Big Gold is the belt people most associate with wrestling, from what I've seen anyways. Granted, I do live in the South.
The actual athletes dont watch but alot if not almost all their kids do
Only belts that have had legendary reigns to solidify their prestige.
She is growing on me desu lads
Hotter than asgooka at least
>>2760199
Ruby faps are patrician as fuck.
>>2760215
>>2760214
hell yeah she is
>whole arena goes dark
>suddenly
https://youtu.be/ATUAmQ1QEKk
>fire pyro shoots from ground
>i walk in slowly flexing every muscle in my body with my eyes closed but visibly twitching
>once i stand outside the ring i begin to shake
>i open my eyes
>i then throw my large jacket in the air and get in the ring quickly
>i mosh against each turnbuckle while losing my mind entirely punching things including myself
>my opponent stands outside the ring looking intimidated
So... Headbangers with pyro?
Cringe
how many times do you fall down or walk into the ring with your eyes closed on average per entrance?
>be indy guy
>get offered NXT contract
>refuse
KEK
we are at the point where nobody will want to sign with the sinking ship
Hows that Adam Cole appearance btw?
>>2759987
>join WWE
>get stripped of creative control
>get given shitty promos
>optional gimmick change
>optional name change
>you need to do formulaic boring matches every week and be on the road all year
>>2759987
More like
>be indy guy
>leak a "WWE offer"
>Sign a better contract with your current company
NO! NOOOOO! IT SIMPLY CANNOT BE TRUE!!!!! WWE IS STILL THE BIG GUY IN TOWN, I SWEAR IT!!!!
>mom cutting her monthly promo on how im a pathetic, worthless, waste of space on planet earth
>15 minutes in she stops and asks if im even paying attention to her
>turn around
>open my eye Naito style
>say TRANQUILO!
>shes fucking red hot from anger
>starts hitting me
>dad is dying of laughter as I just walk away
kek, fuck dis bitch
>>2759882
>still living with his parents...
>>2759896
>getting a job
>leaves WWE and tours with his band
>ratings plummet
hmm... really makes ya think...
>>2759813
He actually was one of the few reasons I watched RAW over the last couple of months...
And now he's on SDL.
Another free agent INC.
>>2759813
icing on the fucking cake would be him promoting New Japan
I mean he is still friends with Liger and Tiger Hattori so this really does make one think
Based Naito
how long before she gets RICED
Cuck the clown confirmed to join Ingobernables de Japon
>>2759710
Naito is a well known vag slayer
*breaks your scale*
>>2759551
He's not that fat
legit who?
kenny is CUTE
Lashley WWE return when?
I watched some of his stuff on Impact recently he seems like he's improved a ton since he was in WWE (I can't believe it's almost been a decade). It's a cliche dream match but Lashley vs Lesnar would be gold
Agreed but he's still kinda bad on the mic last I watched but it'd be epic still
>>2760136
He could use some management.
He's been awesome in Impact, and has had two stellar runs as a dominant heel champion, booked far better than anyone WWE has booked in the last ten years.
He's also got a lot better on the mic too and is pretty much the total package these days. iron man vs Eddie Edwards, Vs Roode I&II, vs Angle I and vs Galloway are all worth checking out.
Prove me wrong
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>>2759445
can't even see it, bayley is in the way
i want to sniff her butthole
Why didn't WWE sign him?
Just watched Dominion as my first NJPW event, I like how he moves around the ring, his sliding around and corner splash are cool
>watches non-WWE event
>first question is "why don't they just go to WWE"
You are part of the problem.
>>2759449
>Not wanting a wrestler to be as successful as possible
What's your issue son?
>>2759458
>successful
Tell that to Gallows and Anderson for example