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Name me a more stacked roster

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discuss

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THREE AIN'T ENOUGH MAN I NEED _____

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ITT people who couldn't even lace Miz's boots. I'll start, CM Punk.

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https://youtu.be/mnlPxKTwPXY

Why is my penis so erect?

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GOAT

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You are hired as a WWE Creative Member ? your first task is to pitch a gimmick to apply to some shill in the performance center to Vince ? what gimmick do you come up with

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>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Wets the bed
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>No athleticism
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

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>you will never have a fun day out frolicking and looking for cute boys to talk to with them

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how come there are so many threads of NJPW fans mocking WWE fans, but never the other way around? Are WWEchads actually living rent-free in NJPWettys head?

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We all know Rock was The Michaels. But who was;
>The Janetty?
>The Ambrose?
>The Saturn?

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On your knees dog.

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Dave tells a story about his former boss Frank DeFord and Vince McMahon.

Not going to spoil it here, but there's a "Drone" mention on this audio

Pretty good stuff all around and plenty of lolz

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*blocks path*

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Michael Hayes badstreet band draws more than fozzy. Michael Hayes is the ultimate rockstar wrestler playing wembly stadium while fozzy plays those old run down bars. Oh it's true, poor Jericho has to move those pool tables every night after a gig