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Holy fucking based.

>patriotic
>over as fuck
>works the smarks
>biblebro like big match AJ
wtf! i love Roman now!

>>3138700
BASED CHRISTIAN PATRIOT BIG DOG

>>3138660
Spoopy paint is trademarked by Baloring now

>>3138660
This was cool desu. Probably the only thing they'll get right about Asuka.

>>3138660
/smack/ dodged a bullet with this one

>>3138637
He's a cuck. Literally.

>>3138637
'cause now he's the depressed bipolar guy that hear voices

>>3138614
Tbh, Reddit is creaming over his promo, but I think he came off like a thunder cunt.

He's been in the business for fucking ages, and he is still no good at anything. I wish he would just go away. He is turn the channel heat. thank god handegg has returned.

>>3138642
This

>t-tomorrow, Mr. Nash, I...I promise

I took a shower and hit the weights. Still working on getting a clue.

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>>3138529
Ya ding-dong diddly know it.

The internet killed wrestling it will never be taken seriously again

>>3138487
How does it feel knowing that you watch a SHIT product E-drones?

>>3138487
>Billy Kidman

His match with Nakamura wasn't too bad

His match with Jason Jordan wasn't too bad

>IF YOU CAN'T BREAK IT INTO HOLLYWOOD
>I KNOW A GUY

JHON BTFO

>tfw Saints fan

>>3138159
Nah. Snooze game

>the absolute state of Adrian Peterson
The story of the game and he didn't even play.

>>3138134
His most 'notable' match is his Goldberg match, but he had loads of very good matches but no real classics.

>>3138134
Aren't you one of the people who decry use of star ratings?
Cause if you are, you are hypocrite right about now.
And a great wrestler doesn't have to have decades worth of the best matches, art is subjective.

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>>3138134
>If William Regal is a "great wrestler", then why is his most notable match a so based against JeriGOAT?

Ftfy anon.

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>>3138051

>>3138051
Miz made Enzo look like a faggot. He was clearly flustered and his prepared promo ended up relying on catchphrases. At this point, they just send Miz and Cena out to humble NXT shitters.

Wow Enzo got btfo by a CaW

First for bliss

anal sex

Fuck Carter

Who is she? Also, tell her to close her mouth when she smiles

>>3137792
Kacy Catanzaro. She was an obstacle course competitor on American Ninja Warrior. Recently signed with NXT.

>>3137781
By the time she gets any good, she'll be ancient. She's also 2" away from legally being a dwarf.

First for Raw wins!

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>>3137379

>>3137379
Unironically looks like Michael Peele

>>3137074
Based bog dog workin arena venue sales into a shoot

I thought so, cause the first thing I though of was "damn, that looks like how WCW used to dim the lights in 2000" I always assumed the reason they had such colorful lights on the crowd towards the end was to hide the empty seats.

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>da b-b-big leegz
>RE-RE-RECORD REVENUE R-ROMAN
>Ticket sa-sales are gr-great!

Lmfaoooooo HOLY SHIT. Here are some stats on the Honda Center, where tonight's show is being held. And that's just ONE floor. There's no upper deck, or rather, there is but it's entirely curtained off, meaning only the bottom bowl has people sitting in it and even THAT doesn't look close to full. Holy fucking shit, the absolute STATE of this company. I can't stop laughing.

BBD should have a Christian gimmick.

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based Charly working my dick into a shoot

>>3136992
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