How exactly is this supposed to hurt?
>>2765575
It should be stretching the inner thigh and straining the knee, however it's poorly put on
Confirmed for never having done jiu-jitsu
The Rock>Goldberg
true or false?
Austin
>>2765559
1) Stone Cold Steve Autism
2) nWo
3) Goldberg
4) Mr McMahon
5) The Rock
1 and 2 are objectively the two biggest t shirt sellers of all time.
>When we were at the movies. He would buy this Jumbo Caramel popcorn and would eat it all by himself. When I used to reach into the box he would slap my hand and say "no you need to watch your weight"
>He had a weird compulsion that Ice Cream had to be leveled perfectly. If there was a little bit of a defect in the chocolate coating, he would return it after taking a huge lick just to spite the staff.
>He would cry for hours if you accidentally left a wet towel on his bed. He would force me to use my blow dryer on the bed and this one time we were on the road and I didn't carry a hair dryer to our hotel room. He made me sit on the wet patch until it dried.
>He hates meat. I used to respect his decision. However, he would never allow a 50/50 pizza. He would never pay for my separate meat order. And he used to make me sit in another room and eat. Whenever I ate meat, we never got intimate and he used to make me sleep on the couch. What hurts the most was he used to periodically shout from the bedroom that "I am an animal murderer" "I took an innocent life" "I am tainted"
>He used to criticize my moonsault calling it a flipping botch
>He used to bitch about Trish Stratus. He called her overrated and accused her screwing over more deserving divas like Eve Torres. He said Trish looked like Pinocchio
You have to source these things you know.
>>2765532
In the off chance that is real and lita isn't lying this just makes me like him. Also this sounds a lot like those Seth Rollins stories.
>>2765532
BASED
stationed with him in Giessen, Germany. Said he was the ring leader of group. Always knew he'd be something big. Very smart, very funny and real deal badass.
>>2765486
his quads used to be so young
>>2765490
His knees were fine here. He was an athlete. When he left army he stayed in country and played pro German Basketball. His career ended in 85 when some guy landed on him playing ball and tore his ACL, MCL and PCL in his knee.
>laid-back tall guy with a beer
Yep, that's him
50-75% of Young Cucks gimmick/persona ripped from Kevin Nash. As a guy who watched Nash (and Hall) in their prime it's an an absolute cringe fest watching these twinks rip them off and thinking they're cool doing it when they're anything but. Worst thing about it is nerdy smarks actually buy into these zero fashion sense skinny manlets geeks and think they're cool.
>>2765341
>50-75% of Young Cucks gimmick/persona ripped from Kevin Nash.
Fitting, since put together they are about 50% as big as Nash.
>>2765341
Young Cucks look up to Big Kev
>>2765341
Big Kev looking well. State of Young Cuck, have they ever heard of a dumbbell?
Name a better finisher then the power of the punch.
>Protip
You can't.
>>2765218
Regal Stretch
Get a clue.
Attitude"big match move" adjustment
>>2765222
Name something that would lay someone out more irl then being punched with brass knuckles.
How's North Korean Pro Wrestling ?
secretly the best in the world
and the North Koreans are lucky they get to be ruled by the 134 time world champion Kim Jong Un
>>2765201
134 times? He won the title once and never lost it.
There's a lesson to be learned from North Korea that should be applied whenever looking in the mirror.
What happened to Kaitlyn?
she got a lifetime supply of plastic surgery
>>2765110
I don't see any surgery on her apart from the tits
>>2765124
Her face nigga.
Has there been a bigger bomb in WWE history?
What went wrong?
He just boring
the crowd reacts with apathy, which is much worse than the reaction Roman gets
>>2764982
>Has no character
>Bland as fuck as a babyface
>Can't come up with his own finisher
>Looks generic
Hmmmm... maybe it's because he sucks? (thinking face emoji)
>>2764982
He has no defined character and yet WWE has a billion nicknames to describe him and his character. Just another victim of the paint by numbers corporate branding style booking.
*Teleports Behind you*
"Nani mo kojin-tekina kodomo"
*turn around*
Speak english ya gook
I really like his look
>>2764955
Cringe
Is she the biggest joke in the history of this board?
definitely. as well as nxmeme
>>2764915
2nd biggest to you.
Please tell me the won't have the winner cash the same night?
Yeah, Carmella will probably cash in on Naomi later in the night
I think they're already spooked on Jinder and he'll lose Sunday one way or another.
>>2764483
I think one of them will. Not sure which. I don't think either champ will reign much longer. Ratings are falling under Jinder and people have soured on Naomi (Lana will be the crowd favourite in their match).
So, why does /asp/ hate him again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_FTekkYUk&t=53s
>>2764470
Sami "Taqiyya" Zayn
he was so based in NXT but ruined on the main show, ugh
He is yet another jihadi in the entertainment business to make Muslims seem normal to the west.
HE'S BACK
AND BETTER THAN EVER
Holy shit. How come I've never heard of this [redacted]'s doppleganger?
wait what?
money in the bank edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkQud-TXMxg
get your air fresheners ready
>>2764059
They're not even waiting for WWE to air their shows anymore. WWE is finished
>>2764059
>I'll only watch if /ourguy/ is booked in the match.
>>2764059
Ajay Kurmura
Fucking hell