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The only current wrestling I have watched in 2017 has been Royal Rumble, Wrestlemania, and the Raw after Mania.

Have I actually missed anything of note?

I mainly rewatch old shit, but I shitpost daily on /asp/ and listen to 6+ hrs of MLW wrestling podcasts every week.

Anybody else feel like they're still a wrestling fan, but don't really watch any of it?

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7wRsB38sFDKxoctlM9FHuA

Find your favorite autistic shipping :3

I personally am a fan of her Nikki x Brock! Seth x Paige is also great

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Former WWE writer Brian Maxwell Mann said the following

>"And now it's even worse with where it's at right now. I can say for a fact, they don't care about long term storyline anymore. They don't care about long term builds. Vince has said to the writers 'It's about moments. It's about big moments that people remember'. But the problem is that just means that there is nothing to keep you there, there's nothing to grip you.

>And I know they have two or three "big long term mysteries" they're doing. But Kurt Angle looking at his phone a couple times over the course of a 3 hour show isn't enough to keep tuning back in every single week when the vast majority of the show is just meaningless segments and trading wins."

>"In terms of a television show, it's very hard to justify dedicating your time to, especially if you're like me and you still have friends there, you know where the storylines are headed, and you can't even suspend your disbelieve that something good might happen, because you know what they're building to.

>It is upsetting to me, not from my own sake, but for the sake of friends that are wrestlers that work there and people who's careers I see really being damaged, not out of malicious intent, but just out of this broken system and how careless some of the people at the top are."

No wonder New Japan is destroying WWE and WWE is dying a swift death. They don't even try any more.

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he should beat lesnar not reigns

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Simple question that has been debated on /asp/ the last year.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13216458/r

Let's settle it. One side will be BTFO by this poll.

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Jesus fucking christ, holy shit. When will this company FINALLY go out of business?

>Have the best female wrestler in the world along with other world-class talents
>Poach her so other companies can't have her
>Immediately forget why they even got her and don't know what the fuck to do with her

Please, please fuck off and die, WWE. You are the absolute cancer killing sports, entertainment and everyone's lives.

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What did he mean by this?

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Inline General
when will we stop edition

The usual copy pasta
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Beginner Guide:
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One week until the anniversary of the day this vanilla midget killed his family, himself and wrestling all in one weekend. Do you think he had been planning to do this for a long time up until it happened, or did he just snap and kill them without planning it?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFEDS0RSZOg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MylukNxoCs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GslbxRfRKxk

Meltzcuck absolutely BTFO

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>Not everyone is going to like what I say, but you don't want to miss it.
>My Yard. My Rules.

Low record ratings.

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If he stuck around with the WWE, where would he stand on the roster/card today?

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Is Kenny Omega a manlet ?

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>WWE hall of fame ceremony
>Andy Kaufman is being inducted
>Bob Zmuda is chosen to accept on his behalf
>ceremony goes as planned
>as Zmuda is given award by Jerry Lawler, Tony Clifton shows up
>predictable antics ensue, but it's nostalgic lulz nonetheless
>arguing, Lawler rips of Tony Clifton's sunglasses, mustache, wig
>its Andy Kaufman
>he's older but it's undeniably him
>ANDY_FUCKING_KAUFMAN
>the crowd loses their fucking shit
>Bob Zmuda gets a boner so big that it pushes over the podium
>Jerry Lawler reverse-ages 30 years as his goatee grows back in less than 20 seconds
>all major major news outlets scramble to report live on the event
>celebrity gossip columnists across the globe all begin to start having violent seizures
>#andylives trends on Twitter for 14 minutes before the server is overloaded and the site crashes for 4 days
>the remaining cast of Taxi converges into an amorphous Akira-style blob in downtown Los Angeles
>Michael Stipe kills himself live on webcam
>Jim Carrey ejaculates blood for 45 minutes straight
>dozens of dead comedians, including Sam Kinison, Richard Pryor and Chris Farley briefly rise from the grave, laugh heartily for about 10 minutes, then collapse dead again
>President Donald Trump calls an emergency press conference congratulating Andy on beating his own personal record of greatest troll in all of humanity
>back to the arena
>at this point Jerry Lawler has delivered a piledriver to every member of the WWE roster, including himself
>Andy raises his right hand, signaling for the crowd's silence
>it takes 45 minutes, but a subtle hush eventually envelops the arena
>Andy's eyebrows lower and his eyes dart back and forth
>he awkwardly leans into the microphone
>"Tank you very much"
>all known civilization goes into convulsions
>the earth slowly begins to drift away from its elliptical orbit