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those pits

>>2760460
lol, ain't that a tranny?

>>2760460
Fit upper bodies are so sexy, HNNG

I hate that you're right

Well at least this means the Roman/Strowman feud won't end with Strowman eating a pin, just being thrown into a car.

It won't

>Literally who?

He's a smark. Don't let him fool you

>>2787520

Patrick Clark is a talentless fuck and he has to work the IWC to get any attention. Just ignore him.

>>2787652
He isn't a shitty chink with no talent who wrestle in front of other shit chinks you fucking nigger cuck

>>2787425
>Triple H hangs with rock stars
>Rock hangs with movie stars
>Austin's sitting in a trailer in the ass-end of Texas waiting for WWE to renew his podcast on the networl

>>2787585
>>Austin's sitting in a trailer in the ass-end of Texas waiting for WWE to renew his podcast on the networl
More untrue than Goldberg's streak.

>>2787585
Hi Paul/Dwayne

>>2787307
So they are uniting the titles?

>if i keep posting it people will ignore my completel lack of sources
Kys

>>2787307
What do the words full time mean to you?

>>2787121
i want to see this just to see what the crowd reaction would be/the reaction of the internet. who would get more cheers/boos? its literally the guy thats been pushed in their face for a decade despite everyone hating him vs that 2.0

>>2787121
Roman is just Vince's final plan to get Cena fully over as a true face even by the smarks.

>>2787256
dude, seriously. If Cena is over with the crowd and cheered 100% as a babyface against Roman that will be hi fucking larious

>Me
>Everyone
>Every kid from Friday Night Tykes
>Noelle Foley
>Noelle strips every night
>Of course

>>2787112
Just from today i think they would give complete creative control to a brain trust of nash and russo, and give every belt to baron corbin

>>2787112
it'd be an autist who does the opposite of what he did the day before because we're a bunch of contrarian fucks with no actual belief.

HEY JEW NOSE

I FUCKED YOUR WIFE

THE CHAPERONE HAS A 14 PERCENT FRESHNESS RATING ON ROTTEN TOMATOES

YOU SEE CORBIN

YOU MAY CALL YOURSELF THE LONE WOLF

BUT I WAS THERE WHEN YOU WERE JUST A LITTLE PUPPY IN NXT

BUT YOU BIT THE HAND THAT FED YOU

NOW I HAVE TO PUT YOU DOWN

>>2787060
This is exactly what Haitch would say word for word

>>2786936
DING-DONG DIDDLY GIMME ME THE GREEN LIGHT

WELCOME TO MY HOUSE

OH
WRITTEN IN THE STARS

>>2786878
Cringe

>Maria and her husband are in the ring just had an embarrassing defeat.
>I verbally bully her husband.
>I toss him around and beat him as he starts bleeding and losing consciousness.
>People start to realise what's going on and eventually they sit back and watch terrified.
>I leave him to die while I grab Maria by the waist and wall backstage to make her unlimited love.

>>2787287
Even cringier than the OP.

>>2786717
Kek, he couldn't even save his dying company which had better ratings and attendance record figures compared to the current WWE.

Russo is unironically the only guy who can save the WWE.

>>2786739
But Russo was one of the reasons for WCW's demise

>>2786717
Kek, he couldn't even save his dying company which had better ratings and attendance record figures compared to the current WWE.

Russo is unironically the only guy who can save the WWE.

american pro wrestling is great again

>>2786604
Cody shouldn't be allowed near the main tittle scene neither in ROH nor NJPW, that would be the day the final nail in the coffin for wrestling.

>>2786604
I would wake up.

cont'd

>As we took off, an elderly man asked them if they would please hold the noise down, because he was going to try to sleep. The kids turned and hollered, "Hell no, we ain't gonna be quiet, we are gonna party all flight long!". You know, my dick damn near got hard when I heard that, because these boys are gonna be sampling some G and most likely the girl is gonna be sampling me.

>So that was what I was thinking, and Shawn was thinking the same. We are in the air, and Shawn and I give the nod to each other. We walk up the aisle and stand next to where these fools are sitting. I take out the G and say to Shawn, "You ready to party?" "Hell yes," he says. So we get our little glasses of water and mix a scoop in and swallow it down. And it's on! For those of you unfamiliar with GHB, what you do is mix a scoop (equal to a teaspoon) of it with water (now they have liquid form, and it's illegal - so you know I ain't messin' with it) and drink it, and in about 15 minutes you feel like you are 20 beers in, and sort of acid tripping (how would I know that?). So, these fine young kids are watching with curiosity, and one says, "Hey, what is that ya'll are doing?". I reply, "Well, this is some stuff for big time partiers. What do you guys know about that?" The guy tells me, "Hell, we are from the fraternity - we do it all! We can out-party any one." So I say, "Oh really, so you think you want to try this stuff?" He replies, "Hell, yeah, I said we're from the fraternity! We do it all!". So I said, "Alright, give me your glasses and I will fix you guys up."

>Shawn opens the bottle and we drop in one scoop... two scoops... three scoops... per glass. Except for the girl, she only got one and a half. The stuff will drop you into a coma if you take too much, but with just the right amount, these boys are gonna go nite-nite. About 10 minutes go by, and the first guy says to me, "Hey, I don't feel nothin'! You guys are pussies! I told you we could out-party anyone!" Well, before he could finish his next sentence, he stops and says, "Oh... oh... I think I am starting to feel something." Well, all the boys know the game plan and are alerting each other to get ready. One of the kids gets up and says, "Damn, I can't hardly stand up," and another gets up and runs to the bathroom, leaving me with one guy and the girl. Well, this guys starts slurring so bad, I knew he was about to go down. I told him my name was Steve Lombardi. We are talking and he turns and says something to the girl, and he gets no reply. He then turns on the overhead light, and... there she is, leaning against the window wall, throw-up running down the side of the wall. She is out. He jumps up and tries to go the bathroom, and is falling down everywhere, hollering "Oh, this ain't good!".

>Well, one of the Hebner brothers was the first to attack. The girl was big titted and wearing a shirt with straps holding it on. Hebner takes the scissors and cuts the straps. Bam, her big tits fall right out. Now all the boys are coming around. Sgt. Slaughter, who is sitting right in the seats in front of her, turns and sees this. He smiles big, and decides to distract the stewardess' attention by going and asking for things. Next, the Ultimate Warrior comes back from first class and asks, "Where is she?". As the boys are taking turns with the scissors snipping at her long beautiful hair, Warrior start twisting hard as hell on her nipples. She starts to wake up, and looks down at her tits, and tries to cover them up, but stops... looks... and... throws up right on both tits. Mounds of throw-up is all you could now see. Her hair is steadily being cut. Well, about this time, here comes tall boy from the bathroom with some napkins for her... but he looks and sees this mess. She has throw-up all over the plane, her seat, her boobs, and she now looks like Sinéad O'Connor. She's practically bald; just bits and pieces of hair left on her head. Tall Boy turns to find his buddy, whose birthday it was (which was why they were celebrating), and starts screaming, "Where are you, Mark?" (I can't remember his name so we'll use Mark for this story).

>>2786473
He literally locked her away so none. But she probably did fuck everything that moved when they split as redemption

>>2786473
Just looking at the pic you can tell Elizabeth wanted some of that hulkamanina

I wonder if she had a pinkish butthole or if it was more of like a tan/brown color. If I had to guess I'd say it was more of a light brown, though I'd get off harder if it were more pink, especially with her famously big labia. Anyone ever ask Lex in a shoot interview about this?

Was a solid show and ratings were steady with big reveal at the end. Wouldn't be surprised if that would be the case.

>>2786457
I don't watch RAM. The OP reinforces why I don't watch RAM.

But explain to me what in the fuck I am looking at?

>>2786457
He doesn't.
What makes you think he does?