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Tfw i virgin walk but not a virgin...

Seth is definitely not a virgin.
Dude fucks anything that walks. He keeps getting in trouble sticking his baby dick in places he's not supposed to, is a known poon hound and probably also fucked dudes after his gay porn shoot

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What about EnzGOAT?

>>2789473
Nobody mentioned a fight. Nobody mentioned anything like that. Some dude asked Meltzer who was more popular at their peak, and Meltzer responded with some tongue in cheek bantz.


Are you maybe retarded?

>>2789473
This guy is a fucking joke has he never watched a Pride fight?

>>2789484
>>2789473
Niggers, he's making a joke

>>2789450
JBL continues to get BTFO

BASED HAITCH

Cringe announcer joins cringe program.

Self bump

>>2789379
No tna option?

>>2789379
New Japanetty BTFO

>Russo still able to con people in 2017

good for him I suppose

>>2789331

Wouldn't Bra and Panty matches be something those white trash Juggaloos would go nuts for?

>>2789370
Yes. Kevin Gill had his juggalo card pulled by Vince Russo.

>>2789314
The crowd that continuously gives him big pops says otherwise faggot.

Roman
Deanetty
Jasethy

In all seriousness, it was probably autism.

>>2789309
Marks are faggots and they deserve death

Jack dindu nuffin

He had no problem?

It's still airing weekly.

>>2789308
/thread

You can't even prove your fucking statement

>>2789186
>Caleb Konley vs Suicide
???

Almost.

*crickets*

OYE WILL BEAT YA DIS SONDAY AT GREAT BALLS O FIRE

THE ONLY TING YER GONNA HAVE HANDED TO YER IS YER ASS

No, but you are.

>"everyone I don't like is retarded"

>>2789173
>ching chong charisma

Joe and Nakamura would both whoop JBLs ass so idk what youre talking about at all

He would get his shit pushed in for at least two of these, if not three. Xavier would also fuck his wife on video.

>>2789087
>falling for the Joe is a tough guy meme
He's a comic book reading nerd and part of the modern generation of nu male wrestlers that real men like Scott Stein, Austin and Kevin Nash looks down upon.

Good. She's been on top for two years straight and I'm sick of it

>>2788982

Yeah was in the title picture for far too long anyway. But she will likely return as soon as Carmella has cashed in.

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>>2788982
The only way to draw a few dimes with the current smackdown women's roster over the summer:

>Lana beats Naomi next week
>Carmella wins MITB
>Naomi loses rematch and Becky vs Charles vs Natty for #1 contender on smackdown in 2 weeks
>Becky wins
>Beats Lana for the title at Battleground
>Charles comes out to congratulate her
>Charles turns on her
>Becky and Charles at Summer Slam
>Fight to a stalemate
>Mella's music hits and she cashes in
>on the next Smackdown Becky and Charles blame each other
>continue to next ppv and have a match with a decisive finish
>meanwhile, Natty challenges Mella
>Mella wins and claims no one on Smackdown can beat her
>Asuka debuts

Billie is awful and PeyPey is tainted by association

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>>2788974

>>2788980

Don't kidd your 300lb ass, they are both awful.

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I kinda miss douchey mid card Eli "used car salesman" Drake.

Fair play to him though, his biggest criticism for a while was that he could talk but was mediocre in the ring, but his match with Patron showed he could step up.

>>2788950

He's had to shift his character to fit in the HW title scene since JJ and creative dont like outlandish HWs. With him its always about who he goes against. Last year the only good match he had was against Eddie Edwards.

>>2788931
not in the modern era. say what you will about tna, but they actually let this guy go out there and express himself, and it works extremely well.